Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 438 Groucho Marx, 28, c (286 G, 0.4 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 243 Andre the Giant, 30, 1b (431 G, -1.5 DR/40, 13.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1034 Big Boss Man, 21, 1b (50 G, -1.6 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 903 Kane, 24, 2b (109 G, -1.1 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4 Krist Novoselic, 32, 3b (414 G, 2.5 DR/40, 9.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 648 Owen Hart, 26, 3b (291 G, -0.6 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 247 Yokozuna, 30, ss (384 G, 6.8 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 724 Ahmed Johnson, 22, lf (184 G, 1.7 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 832 Mr. Perfect, 24, cf (238 G, -5.8 DR/40, 8.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 525 Samuel Beckett, 24, cf (207 G, 0.0 DR/40, -8.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 822 Stuart Scott, 25, rf (153 G, -2.0 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 148 Leigh Brackett, 32, sp (155 G, 1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 419 Black Mage, 27, sp (147 G, 4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 725 Grand Duke Jean, 24, sp (74 G, -2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 846 Bushwhacker Butch, 23, mr (62 G, -3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1338 Jake "The Snake" Roberts, 19, mr (28 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 226 Mark Twain, 29, rp (220 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 461 Virgil, 28, rp (182 G, 9.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 834 Winston Churchill, 23, rp (92 G, -6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 960 Joanna Russ, 22, rp (45 G, -9.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 956 Paul Bearer, 23, rp (39 G, -0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 641 Kim Deal, 26, sp (111 G, 2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1105 Rey Mysterio, 19, ss (who?)
• 1122 Jack Swagger, 18, sp (who?)
• 1371 Bastion Booger, 19, rp (who?)
• 1065 Kofi Kingston, 19, c (who?)