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SimBase Players, Year 11

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Adolphus Busch, cf, Industry
Adrian Veidt, 2b, Terra
Adriana Lima, rf, Milan
Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
Ak'shel, 1b, Dodge City
Alan Alda, rp, Terra
Alanis Morissette, rp, Brussels
Albert Brooks, rp, on waivers
Albert Gobat, sp, Stockholm
Albert Rust, rp, Kratovo
Alcides Ghiggia, 1b, Kratovo
Aldous Huxley, cf, on waivers
Alfonso Ribeiro, ss, Hollywood
Alfred P. Sloan, sp, Industry
Algisto Lorenzato, rp, Kratovo
Ali Landry, c, Milan
Ali Larter, rp, Stamford
Alis Landale, c, Brussels
Allen Ludden, c, Milan
Alphonse Laveran, rf, Stockholm
Alvy Singer, cf, on waivers
Amber Lancaster, sp, Milan
Amelie Poulain, ss, Pittsburgh
Anders Fogh Rasmussen, c, Brussels
Andre the Giant, 1b, Stamford
Andrew Carnegie, rf, Industry
Andrus Ansip, 2b, Brussels/on waivers
Andy Fire, 1b, Seattle/on waivers
Angelo Mortalli, rf, Terra
Ann Ward, mr, Milan
Anne McCaffrey, ss, Brooklyn
Anne Robinson, sp, Industry
Antal Szabo, sp, Kratovo
Anton Chekhov, 2b, Broadway
Anya Amasova, ss, Pittsburgh
Aram Anni-Padda, rf, Terra
Archie Bunker, c, Los Angeles
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 3b, Seattle
Arnold Badjou, rp, Broadway/on waivers
Arnold Horshack, sp, Los Angeles
Art Linkletter, lf, Hollywood
Arthur Dent, rf, Dodge City
Arthur Miller, rf, Broadway/Kratovo
August Wilson, sp, Broadway
Axe Battler, lf, on waivers

Barry N. Malzberg, sp, Brooklyn
Bastion Booger, rp, Stamford
Beck Hansen, rf, Seattle
Ben Bailey, lf, Dodge City
Ben Grimm, c, Terra
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, 2b, Los Angeles
Benjamin Willis, sp, Stamford
Bertha von Suttner, sp, on waivers
Bertolt Brecht, rp, Broadway/Stamford
Big Boss Man, 1b, Stamford
Bill Cullen, rp, Brussels
Billie Joe Armstrong, lf, Seattle
Billy Baxter, rp, Dodge City/Dodge City
Bjornstjerne Bjornson, rp, Stockholm
Black Belt, 2b, San Jose
Black Mage, sp, Stamford
Boba Fett, sp, Broadway/San Jose
Bobby Wolff, lf, Stamford/on waivers
Boris Grebenshchikov, lf, on waivers
Boris Spassky, sp, Las Vegas
Boyko Borisov, rf, on waivers
Brandon Flowers, cf, Seattle
Brian Aldiss, rp, Brooklyn
Bronislaw Komorowski, sp, on waivers
Bushwhacker Butch, mr, Stamford

Cain Marko, ss, on waivers
Calin Popescu-Tariceanu, 1b, on waivers
Candice Swanepoel, rp, Milan
Caroline Rhea, 3b, Hollywood
Carolyn Murphy, cf, Milan
Catherine Ironfist, sp, Dodge City
Cedric the Owl, c, Dodge City
Chad Kroeger, lf, on waivers
Chairman Kaga, cf, Hollywood
Charles Goren, c, on waivers
Charles William Post, 2b, Industry
Chip Delany, rp, Brooklyn
Chris Moneymaker, rp, Las Vegas
Christian Wulff, sp, Seattle
Christie Brinkley, rf, Milan
Christopher "Bluehair" Blair, ss, on waivers
Christopher Durang, sp, Broadway/on waivers
Cindy Crawford, cf, Milan
Clark Kent, ss, Terra
Claudia Schiffer, sp, Milan
Coco Chanel, rp, Industry
Colin Mochrie, mr, Hollywood
Commander Keen, 2b, on waivers
Connie Willis, mr, Seattle
Conrad Hilton, sp, Brooklyn
Cookie Masterson, c, Hollywood
Corak, sp, Dodge City
Cordwainer Smith, mr, Industry
Cornelius Vanderbilt, 3b, Industry
Crash Holly, ss, Stamford
Crono, 2b, San Jose
Cruella De Vil, sp, Pittsburgh

Damon Albarn, c, Seattle/Broadway
Dan Dreiberg, cf, Terra
Danielle Lloyd, 2b, Milan
Dannii Minogue, cf, Brussels
Darth Vader, sp, Dodge City
David Berkowitz, cf, Las Vegas
David E. Shaw, c, Los Angeles
David Mamet, cf, Broadway
Denise Richards, sp, Milan
Dexter Holland, ss, Seattle
Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose
Dimitris Christofias, lf, Hollywood
Dino Zoff, rp, Kratovo
Dobie Gillis, 1b, Los Angeles
Doctor Blood, rp, Dodge City
Dogmeat, mr, Dodge City
Donald Trump, 1b, Hollywood
Dorothy, 2b, San Jose
Doug Martsch, 2b, Broadway
Doyle Brunson, sp, Las Vegas
Dr. Christmas Jones, 3b, Pittsburgh
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 2b, Pittsburgh
Dr. Robert Hartley, mr, Los Angeles
Dr. Seuss, sp, Seattle

E. I. du Pont, ss, Industry
Earl, c, Brooklyn
Ecco the Dolphin, sp, San Jose/Brooklyn
Edgar Kaplan, c, Las Vegas
Elaine Marley, rp, Dodge City/on waivers
Elie Ducommun, sp, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Hurley, 2b, Milan
Elsa Benitez, sp, Milan
Ely Culbertson, c, Las Vegas
Emil Fischer, c, Terra
Emil von Behring, cf, Stockholm
Emily Haines, cf, Hollywood/Stamford
Enda Kenny, ss, Brussels
Enrico Fermi, 3b, Stockholm
Enzo Scifo, ss, Kratovo
Erdrick, cf, San Jose
Eric Rodwell, rf, Las Vegas
Eric the Unready, 2b, Dodge City/Brussels
Erin Heatherton, mr, Milan
Erwin Ballabio, rp, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, rp, Industry
Eugene Debs, c, Industry
Eugene O'Neill, lf, Broadway/on waivers
Eunice Wentworth Howell, rp, Los Angeles

Fall-From-Grace, sp, Dodge City
Fighter, rf, San Jose/Kratovo
Fiona Volpe, mr, Pittsburgh
Flavor Flav, rp, Hollywood
Florida Evans, sp, Los Angeles
Forrest Gump, 2b, Pittsburgh
Fox McCloud, rf, San Jose
Frances Bean Cobain, sp, Seattle
Frank Winfield Woolworth, 3b, on waivers
Fred Gitelman, 3b, Las Vegas
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, c, Industry
Fritz Leiber, 3b, Brooklyn
Fulvio Fantoni, lf, Las Vegas

Gabriel Garcia Marquez, sp, Stockholm
Ganondorf, c, San Jose
Garry Kasparov, sp, on waivers
Gavin Rossdale, cf, Terra
Gediminas Kirkilas, lf, Broadway/on waivers
Gene Wolfe, rp, Brooklyn
George Abela, sp, Brussels
George Alec Effinger, cf, Brooklyn
George Jefferson, c, Los Angeles
George Westinghouse, cf, Brooklyn
Gilad Anni-Padda, lf, Terra
Gilligan, rp, Los Angeles
Ginger Grant, sp, Stockholm
Gioachino Greco, sp, Las Vegas
Giorgio Belladonna, ss, Las Vegas
Gisele Bundchen, sp, Milan
Giuseppe Meazza, cf, Kratovo
Gordon Ramsay, rp, Hollywood
Grand Duchess Charlotte, rp, Brussels/Dodge City
Grand Duke Jean, sp, Stamford
Griswold the Blacksmith, rf, Dodge City
Groucho Marx, c, Stamford
Guy Fieri, rp, Hollywood
Gyula Szengeller, 3b, Kratovo

Hal Clement, sp, Terra
Hal Jordan, c, Terra
Hannibal Lecter, sp, Pittsburgh
Hardcore Holly, ss, Stamford
Harold Pinter, rf, Broadway
Harry Harrison, lf, Seattle
Hawkslayer, rp, Dodge City
Heinz Fischer, mr, Broadway
Hendrik Lorentz, ss, Stockholm
Henry Durant, mr, Stockholm
Hilary Rhoda, lf, Milan
Holly Golightly, 1b, Pittsburgh
Horst Hrubesch, lf, Kratovo/on waivers
Howie Mandel, 2b, Hollywood

Ida Tarbell, 3b, Los Angeles
Irina Shayk, 3b, Milan
Isobel Campbell, sp, Broadway
Iveta Radicova, ss, Brussels

J'onn J'onnz, cf, Terra
J. Pierpont Morgan, lf, Pittsburgh
J. Willard Marriott, mr, Industry
Jack Swagger, sp, on waivers
Jack Szostak, cf, Stockholm
Jack Vance, rp, Broadway/on waivers
Jack Williamson, lf, Brooklyn
Jacky Munaron, sp, Kratovo
Jacob Riis, rf, Industry
Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, c, Stockholm
Jaheira, 3b, Dodge City
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, mr, Stamford
James Graham Ballard, lf, Seattle
James Gunn, c, Pittsburgh
James Morrow, rp, Brooklyn
James Tiptree Jr., mr, Terra
Jan Fischer, lf, Brussels
Janez Jansa, ss, Seattle
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, rf, Brussels
Jean Genet, rp, on waivers
Jed Clampett, ss, Los Angeles
Jeff Buckley, 1b, Kratovo
Jeff Meckstroth, cf, Las Vegas
Jenny Lewis, sp, Las Vegas
Jenny McCarthy, 1b, Hollywood
Jewel Kilcher, sp, Seattle
Jim Lange, rp, Hollywood
Jimmy Hoffa, rp, Industry
Joan D. Vinge, cf, Brooklyn
Joan Rivers, rp, Terra
Joanna Russ, rp, Stamford/Broadway
Joe Haldeman, cf, Brooklyn
John Cena, cf, on waivers
John Crowley, mr, Brooklyn
John Ford, cf, Broadway
John McClane, cf, on waivers
John O'Hurley, 3b, on waivers
John Sladek, sp, Broadway
John Webster, ss, Broadway
Johnny Chan, rp, Las Vegas
Jonas Grumby, sp, Los Angeles
Jose Socrates, cf, Brussels
Judit Polgar, sp, Las Vegas
Juliana Hatfield, 2b, Brooklyn
Julie Chen, ss, Hollywood
Julio Olarticoechea, ss, Dodge City/on waivers

Kane, 2b, Stamford
Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, c, Broadway/on waivers
Katherine Wei-Sender, ss, Seattle
Kelly Brook, rp, Hollywood/on waivers
Kelly Hu, rp, Milan
Ken Masters, rp, San Jose
Kevin Pollak, mr, Hollywood
Keyser Soze, sp, Pittsburgh
Kien "Bossman" Chen, lf, Dodge City
Kilmor, rp, Dodge City
Kim Deal, sp, Terra/on waivers
Kim Gordon, rp, Seattle
King Albert II, rp, Las Vegas
King C. Gillette, cf, Industry
King Carl XVI Gustaf, rp, Brussels
King Frederik IX, sp, Brussels
King George VI, rp, Brussels
King Gustaf VI Adolf, rp, Kratovo
Knuckles the Echidna, 1b, San Jose
Kofi Kingston, c, Stamford
Krist Novoselic, 3b, Stamford
Kristanna Loken, 1b, Milan

Larry Niven, mr, Brooklyn
Lech Kaczynski, mr, Brussels
Leigh Brackett, sp, San Jose
Leon Leonwood Bean, sp, Industry
Leonidas da Silva, 2b, Kratovo
Leslie Feist, rp, Seattle
Lester del Rey, sp, Terra
Lev Yashin, sp, Kratovo
Lewis Carroll, sp, Terra
Lewis Padgett, mr, Terra
Liam Gallagher, cf, Terra
Lillian Hellman, 1b, Broadway
Lily Aldridge, cf, Milan
Lily Cole, rp, Pittsburgh
Lincoln Steffens, sp, on waivers
Lindsey Wixson, lf, Milan
Link, 3b, San Jose
Lisa Loeb, rp, Seattle
Loknar the Last Orion, 3b, Dodge City
Lorraine Hansberry, rf, Broadway
Lou Grant, 1b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Lt. Daniel Kaffee, cf, Dodge City
Lucidio Sentimenti, rp, on waivers
Luigi Pirandello, rp, Broadway
Luke Skywalker, 3b, Pittsburgh

Magus, rf, San Jose
Marcia Brady, lf, Los Angeles
Mari Kiviniemi, cf, on waivers
Marion Zimmer Bradley, mr, Brooklyn
Mark Cuban, rf, on waivers
Mark Rutte, 2b, Dodge City
Mark Twain, rp, Stamford
Mark Walberg, sp, Stamford
Mark Zuckerberg, lf, Kratovo
Marty McFly, c, Dodge City/Brussels
Mary McAleese, sp, Brussels
Mary Richards, rp, Los Angeles
Massimo D'Alelio, cf, Broadway/Brussels
Mathias Sindelar, 2b, Brussels
Maude Findlay, lf, Seattle
Max Factor, rp, Industry
Max Planck, 2b, Stockholm
Maynard James Keenan, lf, on waivers
McKey Sullivan, 3b, on waivers
Meatloaf, c, Seattle
Mega Man X, sp, San Jose
Mel Brooks, rp, Terra
Men Nguyen, mr, on waivers
Meredith Vieira, sp, Hollywood
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, rf, Los Angeles
Michael Swanwick, cf, Brooklyn/on waivers
Mike Dirnt, c, Seattle
Miles Kurosky, 1b, Seattle
Mischa Barton, rp, Milan
Moby, c, Broadway
Monty Hall, sp, on waivers
Mother Teresa, sp, Stockholm
Mr. Perfect, cf, Stamford/Hollywood
Mushu, 1b, San Jose

Naomi Campbell, lf, Milan
Nei, rf, San Jose
Nery Pumpido, rp, Brussels
Ness, lf, on waivers
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, mr, Los Angeles
Nicole Fox, rp, on waivers
Niels Finsen, rf, Stockholm
Nikolai Volkoff, 3b, Pittsburgh
Noel Gallagher, ss, Dodge City
Norrin Radd, 1b, Terra/Los Angeles

O-Ren Ishii, mr, Pittsburgh
Oldrich Nejedly, lf, Kratovo
Oleg Protasov, 1b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Olga Kurylenko, 1b, Broadway/Seattle
Oliver Queen, rf, Terra
Omar Sharif, rf, Las Vegas
Opie Taylor, cf, Los Angeles
Oscar Wilde, rp, on waivers
Oswald Jacoby, 1b, Las Vegas
Owen Hart, 3b, Stamford

Padma Lakshmi, sp, Hollywood
Pal Titkos, 3b, on waivers
Paul Bearer, rp, Stamford
Paul Henri d'Estournelles de Constant, rp, Stockholm
Paul Krugman, 3b, on waivers
Paul Reubens, rf, on waivers
Paul Samuelson, mr, Stockholm
Pele, sp, Terra
Peter Marshall, sp, Hollywood
Peter Parker, c, on waivers
Peter Stanchek, 3b, Terra
Phil Keoghan, rf, Hollywood
Philibert Smellinckx, c, Brooklyn
Philip K. Dick, sp, on waivers
Piers Anthony Jacob, cf, Brooklyn
Pieter Zeeman, 2b, Stockholm
Pietro Forquet, c, Las Vegas
Pit, rp, Pittsburgh
Poul Nyrup Rasmussen, c, Broadway
Protoman, rp, San Jose

Queen Kalindra, rf, Brooklyn
Queen Margrethe II, rp, Pittsburgh
Quinton McHale, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers

Ragnar Frisch, mr, Stockholm
Ralph Willis, mr, Broadway
Randi, 1b, San Jose
Rebecca Romijn, rp, Milan
Regis Philbin, 1b, Brussels/Los Angeles
Remy LeBeau, ss, Brooklyn
Rey Mysterio, ss, Stamford/on waivers
Rhoda Morgenstern, sp, Los Angeles
Ricardo Zamora, sp, Kratovo
Richard Brinsley Sheridan, ss, Broadway
Robert Koch, cf, Pittsburgh
Robert Volpe, 2b, Dodge City/on waivers
Roger Wilco, 1b, Dodge City
Rolf, c, San Jose
Romano Prodi, 2b, Brussels/Broadway
Ronald Ross, lf, Stockholm
Roque Maspoli, sp, Kratovo
Rowland Hussey Macy, 1b, on waivers
Roy Hinkley, 2b, Las Vegas
Rudyard Kipling, rp, Stockholm
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, sp, Dodge City
Rydia of Mist, sp, San Jose/Hollywood
Ryu, rp, San Jose

Sabine Auken, 1b, Las Vegas
Salmon P. Chase, 2b, Industry
Sam Walton, lf, Industry
Samantha, rf, Los Angeles
Sami Kehela, ss, Las Vegas
Samuel Beckett, cf, Stamford
Santiago Ramon y Cajal, cf, Stockholm
Scott Summers, 2b, Terra
Scott Weiland, 2b, Seattle
Seymour Cray, rp, on waivers
Sgt. Slaughter, c, Pittsburgh
Shirley Manson, rp, Seattle
Silvio Piola, ss, Kratovo
Simon Ingersoll, rf, Kratovo/San Jose
Sir Arthur, rp, Pittsburgh
Sonic the Hedgehog, ss, San Jose
Spark, rp, Dodge City/on waivers
Stanislaw Lem, 1b, San Jose
Steven Chu, c, Stockholm
Strider Hiryu, cf, San Jose
Stuart Scott, rf, Stamford
Sub-Zero, rp, San Jose
Sugar Kane Kowalczyk, lf, Pittsburgh
Sugar Ray Leonard, sp, Hollywood
Susan Polgar, sp, Las Vegas
Svante Arrhenius, 3b, Stockholm
Sylvester Stallone, rp, Hollywood

T.J. Cloutier, rp, Las Vegas
Tanya Adams, cf, Dodge City
Tarja Halonen, sp, Brussels
Ted Baxter, sp, Los Angeles
Ted Ditchburn, sp, Kratovo
Ted Turner, rp, Industry
Telmo Zarraonandia Montoya, 1b, on waivers
Terence, lf, Broadway
Terry Pratchett, 3b, Brooklyn
The British Bulldog, ss, Brussels
The Undertaker, lf, San Jose/Kratovo
Theodor Mommsen, rp, Stockholm
Theodore Lightner, rf, Las Vegas
Thomas A. Edison, 1b, Industry
Thomas J. Watson, sp, on waivers
Thomas Mars, mr, Seattle
Thomas Otway, sp, Broadway
Thomaz Soares da Silvia, 1b, Kratovo
Thornton Wilder, 3b, Broadway
Tila Tequila, 3b, Hollywood
Toad, ss, Milan
Tom Disch, sp, Brooklyn
Tom Steitz, 1b, Brussels
Tre Cool, 3b, Seattle
Troy McClure, rp, Hollywood

Valdis Dombrovskis, 3b, Brussels
Vectorman, mr, Broadway/on waivers
Vernor Vinge, 3b, Los Angeles
Vic Viper, rp, on waivers
Viktor Orban, ss, Stockholm
Vincent Vega, rf, Pittsburgh
Vinnie Barbarino, rp, Los Angeles
Vinny Gambini, lf, Dodge City
Virgil, rp, Stamford
Vladimir Beara, rp, Kratovo
Voltaire, mr, Broadway
Vonda McIntyre, cf, Pittsburgh

Walter Avarelli, lf, Las Vegas
Walter Kovacs, 1b, Terra
Walter Reuther, cf, Industry
Warrax the Chaos Warrior, sp, Dodge City/Broadway
White Mage, c, San Jose/Kratovo
Wilf Mannion, ss, Broadway
Wilhelm Roentgen, ss, Stockholm
Will Keith Kellogg, 3b, Industry
William Colgate, sp, Industry
William Gibson, 1b, Brooklyn
William Tenn, sp, Terra
William Wrigley Jr., mr, Industry
Winston Churchill, rp, Stamford/Dodge City
Wole Soyinka, cf, Pittsburgh

Xenia Onatopp, sp, Pittsburgh

Yokozuna, ss, Stamford
Yoshi, rp, San Jose

Zero, cf, Brussels

By position

Catchers

Ali Landry, Milan
Alis Landale, Brussels
Allen Ludden, Milan
Anders Fogh Rasmussen, Brussels
Archie Bunker, Los Angeles
Ben Grimm, Terra
Cedric the Owl, Dodge City
Charles Goren, on waivers
Cookie Masterson, Hollywood
Damon Albarn, Seattle/Broadway
David E. Shaw, Los Angeles
Earl, Brooklyn
Edgar Kaplan, Las Vegas
Ely Culbertson, Las Vegas
Emil Fischer, Terra
Eugene Debs, Industry
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, Industry
Ganondorf, San Jose
George Jefferson, Los Angeles
Groucho Marx, Stamford
Hal Jordan, Terra
Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, Stockholm
James Gunn, Pittsburgh
Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, Broadway/on waivers
Kofi Kingston, Stamford
Marty McFly, Dodge City/Brussels
Meatloaf, Seattle
Mike Dirnt, Seattle
Moby, Broadway
Peter Parker, on waivers
Philibert Smellinckx, Brooklyn
Pietro Forquet, Las Vegas
Poul Nyrup Rasmussen, Broadway
Rolf, San Jose
Sgt. Slaughter, Pittsburgh
Steven Chu, Stockholm
White Mage, San Jose/Kratovo

First Basemen

Ak'shel, Dodge City
Alcides Ghiggia, Kratovo
Andre the Giant, Stamford
Andy Fire, Seattle/on waivers
Big Boss Man, Stamford
Calin Popescu-Tariceanu, on waivers
Dobie Gillis, Los Angeles
Donald Trump, Hollywood
Holly Golightly, Pittsburgh
Jeff Buckley, Kratovo
Jenny McCarthy, Hollywood
Knuckles the Echidna, San Jose
Kristanna Loken, Milan
Lillian Hellman, Broadway
Lou Grant, Los Angeles/on waivers
Miles Kurosky, Seattle
Mushu, San Jose
Norrin Radd, Terra/Los Angeles
Oleg Protasov, Los Angeles/on waivers
Olga Kurylenko, Broadway/Seattle
Oswald Jacoby, Las Vegas
Randi, San Jose
Regis Philbin, Brussels/Los Angeles
Roger Wilco, Dodge City
Rowland Hussey Macy, on waivers
Sabine Auken, Las Vegas
Stanislaw Lem, San Jose
Telmo Zarraonandia Montoya, on waivers
Thomas A. Edison, Industry
Thomaz Soares da Silvia, Kratovo
Tom Steitz, Brussels
Walter Kovacs, Terra
William Gibson, Brooklyn

Second Basemen

Adrian Veidt, Terra
Andrus Ansip, Brussels/on waivers
Anton Chekhov, Broadway
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Los Angeles
Black Belt, San Jose
Charles William Post, Industry
Commander Keen, on waivers
Crono, San Jose
Danielle Lloyd, Milan
Dorothy, San Jose
Doug Martsch, Broadway
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., Pittsburgh
Elizabeth Hurley, Milan
Eric the Unready, Dodge City/Brussels
Forrest Gump, Pittsburgh
Howie Mandel, Hollywood
Juliana Hatfield, Brooklyn
Kane, Stamford
Leonidas da Silva, Kratovo
Mark Rutte, Dodge City
Mathias Sindelar, Brussels
Max Planck, Stockholm
Pieter Zeeman, Stockholm
Robert Volpe, Dodge City/on waivers
Romano Prodi, Brussels/Broadway
Roy Hinkley, Las Vegas
Salmon P. Chase, Industry
Scott Summers, Terra
Scott Weiland, Seattle

Third Basemen

Armistead Burwell Smith IV, Seattle
Caroline Rhea, Hollywood
Cornelius Vanderbilt, Industry
Dr. Christmas Jones, Pittsburgh
Enrico Fermi, Stockholm
Frank Winfield Woolworth, on waivers
Fred Gitelman, Las Vegas
Fritz Leiber, Brooklyn
Gyula Szengeller, Kratovo
Ida Tarbell, Los Angeles
Irina Shayk, Milan
Jaheira, Dodge City
John O'Hurley, on waivers
Krist Novoselic, Stamford
Link, San Jose
Loknar the Last Orion, Dodge City
Luke Skywalker, Pittsburgh
McKey Sullivan, on waivers
Nikolai Volkoff, Pittsburgh
Owen Hart, Stamford
Pal Titkos, on waivers
Paul Krugman, on waivers
Peter Stanchek, Terra
Svante Arrhenius, Stockholm
Terry Pratchett, Brooklyn
Thornton Wilder, Broadway
Tila Tequila, Hollywood
Tre Cool, Seattle
Valdis Dombrovskis, Brussels
Vernor Vinge, Los Angeles
Will Keith Kellogg, Industry

Shortstops

Alfonso Ribeiro, Hollywood
Amelie Poulain, Pittsburgh
Anne McCaffrey, Brooklyn
Anya Amasova, Pittsburgh
Cain Marko, on waivers
Christopher "Bluehair" Blair, on waivers
Clark Kent, Terra
Crash Holly, Stamford
Dexter Holland, Seattle
E. I. du Pont, Industry
Enda Kenny, Brussels
Enzo Scifo, Kratovo
Giorgio Belladonna, Las Vegas
Hardcore Holly, Stamford
Hendrik Lorentz, Stockholm
Iveta Radicova, Brussels
Janez Jansa, Seattle
Jed Clampett, Los Angeles
John Webster, Broadway
Julie Chen, Hollywood
Julio Olarticoechea, Dodge City/on waivers
Katherine Wei-Sender, Seattle
Noel Gallagher, Dodge City
Remy LeBeau, Brooklyn
Rey Mysterio, Stamford/on waivers
Richard Brinsley Sheridan, Broadway
Sami Kehela, Las Vegas
Silvio Piola, Kratovo
Sonic the Hedgehog, San Jose
The British Bulldog, Brussels
Toad, Milan
Viktor Orban, Stockholm
Wilf Mannion, Broadway
Wilhelm Roentgen, Stockholm
Yokozuna, Stamford

Left Fielders

Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
Art Linkletter, Hollywood
Axe Battler, on waivers
Ben Bailey, Dodge City
Billie Joe Armstrong, Seattle
Bobby Wolff, Stamford/on waivers
Boris Grebenshchikov, on waivers
Chad Kroeger, on waivers
Dimitris Christofias, Hollywood
Eugene O'Neill, Broadway/on waivers
Fulvio Fantoni, Las Vegas
Gediminas Kirkilas, Broadway/on waivers
Gilad Anni-Padda, Terra
Harry Harrison, Seattle
Hilary Rhoda, Milan
Horst Hrubesch, Kratovo/on waivers
J. Pierpont Morgan, Pittsburgh
Jack Williamson, Brooklyn
James Graham Ballard, Seattle
Jan Fischer, Brussels
Kien "Bossman" Chen, Dodge City
Lindsey Wixson, Milan
Marcia Brady, Los Angeles
Mark Zuckerberg, Kratovo
Maude Findlay, Seattle
Maynard James Keenan, on waivers
Naomi Campbell, Milan
Ness, on waivers
Oldrich Nejedly, Kratovo
Ronald Ross, Stockholm
Sam Walton, Industry
Sugar Kane Kowalczyk, Pittsburgh
Terence, Broadway
The Undertaker, San Jose/Kratovo
Vinny Gambini, Dodge City
Walter Avarelli, Las Vegas

Center Fielders

Adolphus Busch, Industry
Aldous Huxley, on waivers
Alvy Singer, on waivers
Brandon Flowers, Seattle
Carolyn Murphy, Milan
Chairman Kaga, Hollywood
Cindy Crawford, Milan
Dan Dreiberg, Terra
Dannii Minogue, Brussels
David Berkowitz, Las Vegas
David Mamet, Broadway
Emil von Behring, Stockholm
Emily Haines, Hollywood/Stamford
Erdrick, San Jose
Gavin Rossdale, Terra
George Alec Effinger, Brooklyn
George Westinghouse, Brooklyn
Giuseppe Meazza, Kratovo
J'onn J'onnz, Terra
Jack Szostak, Stockholm
Jeff Meckstroth, Las Vegas
Joan D. Vinge, Brooklyn
Joe Haldeman, Brooklyn
John Cena, on waivers
John Ford, Broadway
John McClane, on waivers
Jose Socrates, Brussels
King C. Gillette, Industry
Liam Gallagher, Terra
Lily Aldridge, Milan
Lt. Daniel Kaffee, Dodge City
Mari Kiviniemi, on waivers
Massimo D'Alelio, Broadway/Brussels
Michael Swanwick, Brooklyn/on waivers
Mr. Perfect, Stamford/Hollywood
Opie Taylor, Los Angeles
Piers Anthony Jacob, Brooklyn
Robert Koch, Pittsburgh
Samuel Beckett, Stamford
Santiago Ramon y Cajal, Stockholm
Strider Hiryu, San Jose
Tanya Adams, Dodge City
Vonda McIntyre, Pittsburgh
Walter Reuther, Industry
Wole Soyinka, Pittsburgh
Zero, Brussels

Right Fielders

Adriana Lima, Milan
Alphonse Laveran, Stockholm
Andrew Carnegie, Industry
Angelo Mortalli, Terra
Aram Anni-Padda, Terra
Arthur Dent, Dodge City
Arthur Miller, Broadway/Kratovo
Beck Hansen, Seattle
Boyko Borisov, on waivers
Christie Brinkley, Milan
Eric Rodwell, Las Vegas
Fighter, San Jose/Kratovo
Fox McCloud, San Jose
Griswold the Blacksmith, Dodge City
Harold Pinter, Broadway
Jacob Riis, Industry
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, Brussels
Lorraine Hansberry, Broadway
Magus, San Jose
Mark Cuban, on waivers
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, Los Angeles
Nei, San Jose
Niels Finsen, Stockholm
Oliver Queen, Terra
Omar Sharif, Las Vegas
Paul Reubens, on waivers
Phil Keoghan, Hollywood
Queen Kalindra, Brooklyn
Samantha, Los Angeles
Simon Ingersoll, Kratovo/San Jose
Stuart Scott, Stamford
Theodore Lightner, Las Vegas
Vincent Vega, Pittsburgh

Starting Pitchers

Albert Gobat, Stockholm
Alfred P. Sloan, Industry
Amber Lancaster, Milan
Anne Robinson, Industry
Antal Szabo, Kratovo
Arnold Horshack, Los Angeles
August Wilson, Broadway
Barry N. Malzberg, Brooklyn
Benjamin Willis, Stamford
Bertha von Suttner, on waivers
Black Mage, Stamford
Boba Fett, Broadway/San Jose
Boris Spassky, Las Vegas
Bronislaw Komorowski, on waivers
Catherine Ironfist, Dodge City
Christian Wulff, Seattle
Christopher Durang, Broadway/on waivers
Claudia Schiffer, Milan
Conrad Hilton, Brooklyn
Corak, Dodge City
Cruella De Vil, Pittsburgh
Darth Vader, Dodge City
Denise Richards, Milan
Doyle Brunson, Las Vegas
Dr. Seuss, Seattle
Ecco the Dolphin, San Jose/Brooklyn
Elie Ducommun, Los Angeles
Elsa Benitez, Milan
Fall-From-Grace, Dodge City
Florida Evans, Los Angeles
Frances Bean Cobain, Seattle
Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Stockholm
Garry Kasparov, on waivers
George Abela, Brussels
Ginger Grant, Stockholm
Gioachino Greco, Las Vegas
Gisele Bundchen, Milan
Grand Duke Jean, Stamford
Hal Clement, Terra
Hannibal Lecter, Pittsburgh
Isobel Campbell, Broadway
Jack Swagger, on waivers
Jacky Munaron, Kratovo
Jenny Lewis, Las Vegas
Jewel Kilcher, Seattle
John Sladek, Broadway
Jonas Grumby, Los Angeles
Judit Polgar, Las Vegas
Keyser Soze, Pittsburgh
Kim Deal, Terra/on waivers
King Frederik IX, Brussels
Leigh Brackett, San Jose
Leon Leonwood Bean, Industry
Lester del Rey, Terra
Lev Yashin, Kratovo
Lewis Carroll, Terra
Lincoln Steffens, on waivers
Mark Walberg, Stamford
Mary McAleese, Brussels
Mega Man X, San Jose
Meredith Vieira, Hollywood
Monty Hall, on waivers
Mother Teresa, Stockholm
Padma Lakshmi, Hollywood
Pele, Terra
Peter Marshall, Hollywood
Philip K. Dick, on waivers
Rhoda Morgenstern, Los Angeles
Ricardo Zamora, Kratovo
Roque Maspoli, Kratovo
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Dodge City
Rydia of Mist, San Jose/Hollywood
Sugar Ray Leonard, Hollywood
Susan Polgar, Las Vegas
Tarja Halonen, Brussels
Ted Baxter, Los Angeles
Ted Ditchburn, Kratovo
Thomas J. Watson, on waivers
Thomas Otway, Broadway
Tom Disch, Brooklyn
Warrax the Chaos Warrior, Dodge City/Broadway
William Colgate, Industry
William Tenn, Terra
Xenia Onatopp, Pittsburgh

Middle Relievers

Ann Ward, Milan
Bushwhacker Butch, Stamford
Colin Mochrie, Hollywood
Connie Willis, Seattle
Cordwainer Smith, Industry
Dogmeat, Dodge City
Dr. Robert Hartley, Los Angeles
Erin Heatherton, Milan
Fiona Volpe, Pittsburgh
Heinz Fischer, Broadway
Henry Durant, Stockholm
J. Willard Marriott, Industry
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Stamford
James Tiptree Jr., Terra
John Crowley, Brooklyn
Kevin Pollak, Hollywood
Larry Niven, Brooklyn
Lech Kaczynski, Brussels
Lewis Padgett, Terra
Marion Zimmer Bradley, Brooklyn
Men Nguyen, on waivers
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, Los Angeles
O-Ren Ishii, Pittsburgh
Paul Samuelson, Stockholm
Ragnar Frisch, Stockholm
Ralph Willis, Broadway
Thomas Mars, Seattle
Vectorman, Broadway/on waivers
Voltaire, Broadway
William Wrigley Jr., Industry

Relief Pitchers

Alan Alda, Terra
Alanis Morissette, Brussels
Albert Brooks, on waivers
Albert Rust, Kratovo
Algisto Lorenzato, Kratovo
Ali Larter, Stamford
Arnold Badjou, Broadway/on waivers
Bastion Booger, Stamford
Bertolt Brecht, Broadway/Stamford
Bill Cullen, Brussels
Billy Baxter, Dodge City/Dodge City
Bjornstjerne Bjornson, Stockholm
Brian Aldiss, Brooklyn
Candice Swanepoel, Milan
Chip Delany, Brooklyn
Chris Moneymaker, Las Vegas
Coco Chanel, Industry
Diddy Kong, San Jose
Dino Zoff, Kratovo
Doctor Blood, Dodge City
Elaine Marley, Dodge City/on waivers
Erwin Ballabio, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, Industry
Eunice Wentworth Howell, Los Angeles
Flavor Flav, Hollywood
Gene Wolfe, Brooklyn
Gilligan, Los Angeles
Gordon Ramsay, Hollywood
Grand Duchess Charlotte, Brussels/Dodge City
Guy Fieri, Hollywood
Hawkslayer, Dodge City
Jack Vance, Broadway/on waivers
James Morrow, Brooklyn
Jean Genet, on waivers
Jim Lange, Hollywood
Jimmy Hoffa, Industry
Joan Rivers, Terra
Joanna Russ, Stamford/Broadway
Johnny Chan, Las Vegas
Kelly Brook, Hollywood/on waivers
Kelly Hu, Milan
Ken Masters, San Jose
Kilmor, Dodge City
Kim Gordon, Seattle
King Albert II, Las Vegas
King Carl XVI Gustaf, Brussels
King George VI, Brussels
King Gustaf VI Adolf, Kratovo
Leslie Feist, Seattle
Lily Cole, Pittsburgh
Lisa Loeb, Seattle
Lucidio Sentimenti, on waivers
Luigi Pirandello, Broadway
Mark Twain, Stamford
Mary Richards, Los Angeles
Max Factor, Industry
Mel Brooks, Terra
Mischa Barton, Milan
Nery Pumpido, Brussels
Nicole Fox, on waivers
Oscar Wilde, on waivers
Paul Bearer, Stamford
Paul Henri d'Estournelles de Constant, Stockholm
Pit, Pittsburgh
Protoman, San Jose
Queen Margrethe II, Pittsburgh
Quinton McHale, Los Angeles/on waivers
Rebecca Romijn, Milan
Rudyard Kipling, Stockholm
Ryu, San Jose
Seymour Cray, on waivers
Shirley Manson, Seattle
Sir Arthur, Pittsburgh
Spark, Dodge City/on waivers
Sub-Zero, San Jose
Sylvester Stallone, Hollywood
T.J. Cloutier, Las Vegas
Ted Turner, Industry
Theodor Mommsen, Stockholm
Troy McClure, Hollywood
Vic Viper, on waivers
Vinnie Barbarino, Los Angeles
Virgil, Stamford
Vladimir Beara, Kratovo
Winston Churchill, Stamford/Dodge City
Yoshi, San Jose