Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 9903 Amanda Seyfried, 25, c (248 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10327 James Mercer, 22, c (38 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9906 Este Haim, 26, 1b (232 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, 4.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9991 Craig Montoya, 26, 2b (216 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10218 Offset, 21, 2b (26 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9687 Angel Fabian Di Maria, 27, 3b (357 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10347 Dallas Good, 22, 3b (98 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10082 Angus Young, 26, ss (249 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, 2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 10273 Travis Good, 20, lf (88 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10173 Kate Bush, 22, cf (225 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9919 Musket, 26, rf (255 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9796 Bam Adebayo, 29, rf (206 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10174 Kate Nash, 22, rf (71 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 9352 Matilda Wormwood, 31, sp (1103 IP, 11.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9665 Beanbag Amerika, 30, sp (1008 IP, 4.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9733 Shadrix Silverquill, 28, sp (880 IP, 9.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9780 Breena the Demagogue, 25, sp (733 IP, 5.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10099 Kate Pierson, 23, sp (244 IP, -7.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 9483 Alrund God of the Cosmos, 32, mr (380 IP, 8.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9513 Yu Hao, 28, rp (267 IP, -8.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10164 Oliver Putnam, 22, rp (147 IP, 9.1 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 10084 Stone Gossard, 22, sp (121 IP, -19.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10206 The Weeknd, 22, rp (97 IP, -6.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10401 Griffin Goldsmith, 20, rp (14 IP, -13.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10481 Siouxsie Sioux, 20, 1b (who?)
• 10483 Skyler Skjelset, 17, rp (who?)
• 10428 Phoebe Bridgers, 18, sp (who?)