Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 9903 Amanda Seyfried, 26, c (281 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10327 James Mercer, 23, c (60 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9991 Craig Montoya, 27, 2b (251 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, 1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10218 Offset, 22, 2b (48 GP, -2.4 DRAP/40, 6.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9687 Angel Fabian Di Maria, 28, 3b (392 GP, 3.1 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10347 Dallas Good, 23, 3b (139 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10082 Angus Young, 27, ss (295 GP, 2.9 DRAP/40, 2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10481 Siouxsie Sioux, 21, ss (19 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -11.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 10273 Travis Good, 21, lf (135 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, 5.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9304 Bernard King, 31, cf (484 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 4.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10173 Kate Bush, 23, cf (273 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, 5.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9796 Bam Adebayo, 30, rf (224 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10174 Kate Nash, 23, rf (103 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 9352 Matilda Wormwood, 32, sp (1204 IP, 10.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9733 Shadrix Silverquill, 29, sp (979 IP, 9.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9780 Breena the Demagogue, 26, sp (831 IP, 7.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10099 Kate Pierson, 24, sp (251 IP, -6.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10084 Stone Gossard, 23, sp (166 IP, -10.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10601 Barns Courtney, 21, sp (26 IP, -8.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 9513 Yu Hao, 29, rp (291 IP, -5.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10164 Oliver Putnam, 23, rp (177 IP, 9.5 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9906 Este Haim, 27, 1b (245 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, 4.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10548 Alec John Such, 21, rf (7 GP, 6.3 DRAP/40, -11.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10609 Yannis Philippakis, 17, rp (who?)
• 10483 Skyler Skjelset, 18, rp (who?)
• 10428 Phoebe Bridgers, 19, sp (who?)
• 10569 Courtney Barnett, 18, rp (who?)