Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 10327 James Mercer, 24, c (89 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9860 Imaan Hammam, 28, 1b (352 GP, 3.5 DRAP/40, 3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9721 St. Zosimus, 29, 1b (344 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40)
• 9367 Petey Pablo, 32, 2b (512 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 6.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9991 Craig Montoya, 28, 2b (286 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10218 Offset, 23, 2b (73 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9687 Angel Fabian Di Maria, 29, 3b (425 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10347 Dallas Good, 24, 3b (178 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, 2.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10481 Siouxsie Sioux, 22, ss (39 GP, 3.4 DRAP/40, -6.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 10273 Travis Good, 22, lf (182 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, 4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10173 Kate Bush, 24, cf (320 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, 8.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9796 Bam Adebayo, 31, rf (253 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10174 Kate Nash, 24, rf (135 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 9352 Matilda Wormwood, 33, sp (1289 IP, 10.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9733 Shadrix Silverquill, 30, sp (1085 IP, 10.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9780 Breena the Demagogue, 27, sp (941 IP, 8.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10084 Stone Gossard, 24, sp (228 IP, -3.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10601 Barns Courtney, 22, sp (58 IP, -6.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10569 Courtney Barnett, 19, sp (44 IP, -10.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 9513 Yu Hao, 30, rp (314 IP, -3.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10164 Oliver Putnam, 24, rp (201 IP, 11.1 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 10099 Kate Pierson, 25, sp (279 IP, -6.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10548 Alec John Such, 22, rf (7 GP, 6.3 DRAP/40, -11.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10437 Rory Regan, 20, 3b (who?)
• 10741 Miley Cyrus, 17, sp
• 10754 Billy Ray Cyrus, 17, 2b
• 10428 Phoebe Bridgers, 20, sp (who?)