Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 9621 Hemiunu, 33, c (492 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9903 Amanda Seyfried, 29, c (345 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9952 Dell Curry, 30, c (107 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10529 Minyan Man, 25, c (96 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, -11.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10740 The Lorax, 20, c
• 10895 Louis Braille, 19, c

Infielders:

• 9378 Charlie Ward, 33, 1b (518 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, 2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9902 The Black Rider, 28, 1b (305 GP, 4.0 DRAP/40, -7.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10769 Hans Asperger, 20, 1b
• 10943 Alisar Ailabouni, 21, 1b
• 9367 Petey Pablo, 34, 2b (533 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 5.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9768 Mario Balotelli Barwuah, 29, 2b (273 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10090 Tony Parker, 27, 2b (170 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9982 Jamal Mashburn, 27, 2b (164 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10614 St. Benedict II, 24, 2b (64 GP, -7.3 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40)
• 10795 Danny Brown, 21, 2b
• 9701 Beledros Witherbloom, 34, 3b (544 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40)
• 9730 Wale, 30, 3b (438 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 3.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10852 Brandi Cyrus, 19, 3b
• 10929 Susan Gilbert, 21, 3b
• 10085 St. Felix IV, 30, ss (366 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, 2.8 ORAP/40)
• 9908 Vashti Cunningham, 29, ss (363 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -7.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10298 Toxrill the Corrosive, 26, ss (215 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -7.8 ORAP/40)
• 10555 Lee Evans, 22, ss (112 GP, -6.5 DRAP/40, -11.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10192 Jayden Croes, 27, ss (83 GP, -3.5 DRAP/40, -7.2 ORAP/40)
• 10718 Wiz Khalifa, 23, ss (69 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -9.0 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 9470 Johannes Thingnes Bø, 35, lf (633 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, 8.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9888 Tharapithia, 30, lf (388 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10354 Luis Antonio Valencia Mosquera, 25, lf (122 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, -5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10578 Colin Hughes, 22, lf (82 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, -10.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10762 Dr. Barney Softness, 21, lf
• 9740 Rifleman Khan, 32, cf (516 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9558 Mickey Mental, 32, cf (401 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40)
• 10019 Apollodorus of Damascus, 28, cf (202 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, -3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9956 Muggsy Bogues, 29, rf (352 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10031 Bobby Shmurda, 29, rf (180 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10597 Phebe, 21, rf (21 GP, -4.6 DRAP/40, -16.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 9295 St. Marcellus I, 36, sp (1735 IP, 15.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9352 Matilda Wormwood, 35, sp (1410 IP, 8.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9553 Sui He, 31, sp (1230 IP, 3.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9665 Beanbag Amerika, 34, sp (1184 IP, 3.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9781 Shathak, 31, sp (1084 IP, 7.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9312 Earl Monroe, 37, sp (1063 IP, 0.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10029 Wepwawet, 28, sp (457 IP, -6.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10255 Eric Gordon, 24, sp (315 IP, -11.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10281 Shaoang Liu, 25, sp (291 IP, -9.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10379 Faryd Camilo Mondragon Alí, 24, sp (170 IP, -6.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10558 Falco Spara Pactweaver, 23, sp (154 IP, -11.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10496 Aelric, 22, sp (142 IP, -21.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10447 Pico, 22, sp (140 IP, -19.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10828 Georgina Burke, 21, sp (38 IP, -22.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10777 Eivind Henriksen, 22, sp
• 10824 Mr. EAD, 22, sp

Relievers:

• 9622 Liberius, 34, mr (786 IP, 14.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10402 Satoru Umezawa, 22, mr (189 IP, -12.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10366 Josh Richards, 25, mr (160 IP, -12.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10017 Aeneas, 30, rp (832 IP, 6.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9371 Kthaw'keth, 33, rp (356 IP, 2.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9513 Yu Hao, 32, rp (342 IP, -3.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9732 Gael Dimitri Clichy, 32, rp (318 IP, -0.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10044 Freki, 27, rp (289 IP, 5.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10154 Cammi Granato, 27, rp (196 IP, -1.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9816 Nancy Donahue, 28, rp (193 IP, -0.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10376 Harleen Quinzel, 25, rp (105 IP, -18.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10245 Gilmher Croes, 26, rp (102 IP, -12.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10512 Mildred Layton, 23, rp (70 IP, -16.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10464 Samurai Goroh, 23, rp (66 IP, -22.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10490 Robin McKeever, 22, rp (61 IP, -13.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10562 Andreja Pejić, 21, rp (26 IP, -32.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10775 Orlando de Boys, 21, rp (17 IP, -50.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10550 Etienne de Bonneuil, 22, rp (who?)