Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 10317 Misty Mints, 26, c (303 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 10990 Canaan Banana, 21, 1b (35 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, 5.4 ORAP/40)
• 10951 Zeus Preckwinkle, 21, 1b (29 GP, -6.8 DRAP/40, -18.6 ORAP/40)
• 10882 Dicaprio Bootle, 23, 2b (49 GP, -7.7 DRAP/40, -15.1 ORAP/40)
• 10322 Shackleford Stanwick, 28, ss (226 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40)
• 10890 Qshondrickson Doran, 23, ss (91 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40)
• 11012 Muna Tuna, 21, ss (47 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, -4.3 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 10957 Lil'Jordan Humphrey, 21, lf (43 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -14.2 ORAP/40)
• 10073 Hunter Jumper, 29, cf (423 GP, 3.5 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10567 Sunshine Crump, 23, cf (66 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -3.5 ORAP/40)
• 9738 Paul Labile Pogba, 30, rf (387 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 7.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10505 Queeniemoney Hughey, 26, rf (103 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 10162 Shyanthony Synigal, 30, sp (806 IP, 3.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10416 Kadin Kightlinger, 26, sp (471 IP, -2.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10791 Forrestina Calf Boss Ribs, 23, sp (259 IP, -8.8 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 10467 Jaquiski Tartt, 22, mr (156 IP, 8.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10226 Dallas Creamer, 28, rp (195 IP, -0.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10834 Reangelo Decaster, 23, rp (80 IP, 17.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11030 Rowdy Nimrod, 21, rp (24 IP, -0.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10899 Narelle Coneybeare, 21, rp (12 IP, -42.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10825 Holden Holliway, 19, rp (9 IP, 10.7 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 10308 Rusty Justice, 27, rp (121 IP, -0.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10439 Wheaton Jackoboice, 24, lf (40 GP, -3.8 DRAP/40, -8.4 ORAP/40)
• 10728 Constantine, 20, sp (22 IP, -49.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11035 Dent McSkimming, 21, rf
• 10865 St. Vincent, 19, 2b
• 11042 Gregory IV, 19, rp