Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 9542 Swindly Lint, 33, c (465 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 6.2 ORAP/40)
• 10317 Misty Mints, 25, c (254 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 3.0 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 10598 Cash Money, 24, 2b (169 GP, 3.1 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9907 Lyric Generals, 30, 3b (438 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 7.4 ORAP/40)
• 10322 Shackleford Stanwick, 27, ss (218 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40)
• 10890 Qshondrickson Doran, 22, ss (61 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -7.4 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 10439 Wheaton Jackoboice, 23, lf (40 GP, -3.8 DRAP/40, -8.4 ORAP/40)
• 10073 Hunter Jumper, 28, cf (381 GP, 3.1 DRAP/40, 3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10567 Sunshine Crump, 22, cf (56 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40)
• 9738 Paul Labile Pogba, 29, rf (344 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 8.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10332 Quinn Commandant, 27, rf (273 GP, 4.7 DRAP/40, 4.7 ORAP/40)
• 10505 Queeniemoney Hughey, 25, rf (68 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 9941 Paige Satchell, 27, sp (771 IP, 7.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10162 Shyanthony Synigal, 29, sp (746 IP, 2.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10416 Kadin Kightlinger, 25, sp (395 IP, -1.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10791 Forrestina Calf Boss Ribs, 22, sp (151 IP, -12.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10610 Pleasant Crump, 24, sp (123 IP, -9.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 10467 Jaquiski Tartt, 21, mr (120 IP, 7.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10226 Dallas Creamer, 27, rp (177 IP, 0.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10308 Rusty Justice, 26, rp (121 IP, -0.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10834 Reangelo Decaster, 22, rp (48 IP, 20.4 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9880 Marmaduke Hussey, 32, c (430 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10212 Holden Rosen Grupp, 28, rp (47 IP, -12.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10882 Dicaprio Bootle, 22, 2b (21 GP, -9.0 DRAP/40, -17.1 ORAP/40)
• 10951 Zeus Preckwinkle, 20, 1b (13 GP, -4.6 DRAP/40, -16.6 ORAP/40)
• 10957 Lil'Jordan Humphrey, 20, lf
• 10899 Narelle Coneybeare, 20, rp