Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 10103 Mabel Mora, 27, c (373 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40)
• 10312 Sean Dean, 26, c (279 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 10598 Cash Money, 26, 2b (257 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, 2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10220 Yvonne Sylvander, 26, 3b (401 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9980 Marcus Vipsanius Agrippa, 32, ss (522 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, 9.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10543 Roy Kent, 26, ss (298 GP, 4.0 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 10442 Janine Teagues, 28, lf (358 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, 2.3 ORAP/40)
• 10194 Yvette Sylvander, 28, cf (398 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9761 Don McLean, 31, cf (385 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10889 Jennifer Walters, 23, cf (174 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 12.0 ORAP/40)
• 10776 Betty Slocombe, 25, rf (207 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 9.5 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 9979 Nipsey Hussle, 29, sp (824 IP, 0.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10324 Abbey Lee Kershaw, 26, sp (593 IP, 1.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10850 Duane Allman, 23, sp (306 IP, 4.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10602 Dani Rojas, 23, sp (202 IP, 5.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10760 Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries, 24, sp (146 IP, 3.8 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 10041 Rick Sanchez, 32, mr (497 IP, 4.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10396 Gregory Eddie, 25, mr (203 IP, -2.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10071 Morty Smith, 31, rp (306 IP, 12.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10345 Nick Andropolis, 27, rp (243 IP, 9.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10350 Mike Belitsky, 25, rp (214 IP, 14.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 10746 Rhagorthua, 24, sp (248 IP, -22.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10469 Melissa Gimble, 23, cf (86 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 2.5 ORAP/40)
• 10886 Mary MacPherran, 22, sp (14 IP, 3.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10968 Emily Dickinson, 22, rp (6 IP, -56.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10727 Shirley Brahms, 21, rp
• 11128 Juelz Santana, 21, rp