Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 10103 Mabel Mora, 28, c (403 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40)
• 10312 Sean Dean, 27, c (326 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9980 Marcus Vipsanius Agrippa, 33, 1b (559 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, 8.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10565 Roger Piantoni, 27, 1b (286 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10598 Cash Money, 27, 2b (302 GP, 4.6 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10220 Yvonne Sylvander, 27, 3b (449 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10543 Roy Kent, 27, ss (347 GP, 3.4 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 10442 Janine Teagues, 29, lf (392 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, 1.9 ORAP/40)
• 10469 Melissa Gimble, 24, lf (110 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40)
• 10194 Yvette Sylvander, 29, cf (440 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10889 Jennifer Walters, 24, cf (214 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, 10.3 ORAP/40)
• 10776 Betty Slocombe, 26, rf (250 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 10.1 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 9941 Paige Satchell, 30, sp (1079 IP, 11.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9979 Nipsey Hussle, 30, sp (865 IP, 1.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10324 Abbey Lee Kershaw, 27, sp (682 IP, 2.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10850 Duane Allman, 24, sp (383 IP, 5.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10602 Dani Rojas, 24, sp (231 IP, 5.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10760 Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries, 25, sp (195 IP, 6.2 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 10071 Morty Smith, 32, rp (319 IP, 12.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10345 Nick Andropolis, 28, rp (273 IP, 9.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10350 Mike Belitsky, 26, rp (240 IP, 15.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 10396 Gregory Eddie, 26, mr (203 IP, -2.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10886 Mary MacPherran, 23, sp (14 IP, 3.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10968 Emily Dickinson, 23, rp (6 IP, -56.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10727 Shirley Brahms, 22, rp (3 IP, -10.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11226 Monica Scholls, 18, 1b
• 11223 Angie Tribeca, 19, lf