Roster for sexwales:

Catchers:

Infielders:

11194 Joko Widodo, 22, 1b (93 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
11139 Dwellie Striggles, 20, 1b (41 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 4.9 ORAP/40)
11035 Dent McSkimming, 24, 1b (34 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
10882 Dicaprio Bootle, 26, 2b (169 GP, -0.0 DRAP/40, -9.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
11159 Blundy Vildor, 21, 3b (119 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40)
11280 al'Lan Mandragoran, 21, 3b (42 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -6.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
11258 Bukama Marenellin, 18, 3b
10890 Qshondrickson Doran, 26, ss (206 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40)
11012 Muna Tuna, 24, ss (114 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, -8.7 ORAP/40)
11187 LaAdrian Waddle, 19, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

10957 Lil'Jordan Humphrey, 24, lf (88 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -10.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
11345 Adeleas Namelle, 21, lf (43 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
10990 Canaan Banana, 24, cf (149 GP, 4.9 DRAP/40, -5.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
10567 Sunshine Crump, 26, cf (125 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, -5.6 ORAP/40)
11160 Ebony Salmon, 21, cf (65 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, -5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
10505 Queeniemoney Hughey, 29, rf (246 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40)
11109 Charity Sunshine Tillemann-Dick, 20, rf (56 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

10416 Kadin Kightlinger, 29, sp (724 IP, 0.9 PRAA/100 IP)
10791 Forrestina Calf Boss Ribs, 26, sp (493 IP, -3.9 PRAA/100 IP)
11153 Omar Hurricane, 22, sp (160 IP, -12.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
11184 Apollo Jolly, 21, sp (150 IP, -7.9 PRAA/100 IP)
10728 Constantine, 23, sp (137 IP, -25.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
11246 Baba Blumkin, 19, sp (77 IP, -8.2 PRAA/100 IP)
11235 Chito Schnupp, 20, sp

Relievers:

10467 Jaquiski Tartt, 25, mr (284 IP, 6.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
11306 Vandene Namelle, 17, mr (who?)
10834 Reangelo Decaster, 26, rp (175 IP, 15.4 PRAA/100 IP)
10899 Narelle Coneybeare, 24, rp (62 IP, -4.5 PRAA/100 IP)
11030 Rowdy Nimrod, 24, rp (57 IP, -2.8 PRAA/100 IP)
11344 Moiraine Damodred, 19, rp (22 IP, -25.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
10825 Holden Holliway, 22, rp (17 IP, 6.2 PRAA/100 IP)