Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 10231 Apolo Anton Ohno, 30, c (500 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 5.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 10565 Roger Piantoni, 29, 1b (358 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10598 Cash Money, 29, 2b (387 GP, 3.6 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10820 Cleopatra, 27, 2b (227 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10220 Yvonne Sylvander, 29, 3b (543 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10248 Brittany Bowe, 33, ss (527 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 4.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10543 Roy Kent, 29, ss (447 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 10469 Melissa Gimble, 26, lf (191 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40)
• 11223 Angie Tribeca, 21, lf (45 GP, -5.9 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10889 Jennifer Walters, 26, cf (297 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, 11.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10776 Betty Slocombe, 28, rf (335 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 11.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 9941 Paige Satchell, 32, sp (1273 IP, 12.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10850 Duane Allman, 26, sp (517 IP, 2.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10602 Dani Rojas, 26, sp (372 IP, 8.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10760 Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries, 27, sp (279 IP, 0.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10886 Mary MacPherran, 25, sp (82 IP, 0.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 10345 Nick Andropolis, 30, rp (306 IP, 7.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10350 Mike Belitsky, 28, rp (294 IP, 15.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10432 A$AP Rocky, 29, rp (208 IP, 12.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10825 Holden Holliway, 23, rp (30 IP, 9.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10727 Shirley Brahms, 24, rp (17 IP, -11.8 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 10324 Abbey Lee Kershaw, 29, sp (752 IP, 2.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11349 Norman Newlander, 18, lf
• 11226 Monica Scholls, 20, 1b
• 11283 Nell Serrano, 18, 3b
• 11433 John Gourley, 19, 1b
• 11348 Sandy Kominsky, 18, 3b