Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 10231 Apolo Anton Ohno, 29, c (458 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10312 Sean Dean, 28, c (350 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9980 Marcus Vipsanius Agrippa, 34, 1b (591 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, 8.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10565 Roger Piantoni, 28, 1b (315 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10598 Cash Money, 28, 2b (345 GP, 4.3 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10220 Yvonne Sylvander, 28, 3b (496 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10248 Brittany Bowe, 32, ss (498 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 4.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10543 Roy Kent, 28, ss (397 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 10469 Melissa Gimble, 25, lf (148 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40)
• 10194 Yvette Sylvander, 30, cf (485 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10889 Jennifer Walters, 25, cf (256 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 11.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10776 Betty Slocombe, 27, rf (294 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 10.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 9941 Paige Satchell, 31, sp (1175 IP, 12.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9979 Nipsey Hussle, 31, sp (908 IP, 1.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10324 Abbey Lee Kershaw, 28, sp (741 IP, 3.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10850 Duane Allman, 25, sp (454 IP, 4.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10602 Dani Rojas, 25, sp (283 IP, 8.2 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 10396 Gregory Eddie, 27, mr (206 IP, -2.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10071 Morty Smith, 33, rp (344 IP, 12.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10345 Nick Andropolis, 29, rp (293 IP, 8.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10350 Mike Belitsky, 27, rp (269 IP, 15.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 10760 Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries, 26, sp (249 IP, 2.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10886 Mary MacPherran, 24, sp (14 IP, 3.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10727 Shirley Brahms, 23, rp (3 IP, -10.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11283 Nell Serrano, 17, 3b
• 11226 Monica Scholls, 19, 1b
• 11223 Angie Tribeca, 20, lf (who?)