Roster for Hollywood Hosts of Culver City:

Catchers:

• 1060 Cookie Masterson, 25, c (178 G, -0.9 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 946 Jenny McCarthy, 27, 1b (249 G, -0.6 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1041 Donald Trump, 26, 1b (123 G, 1.0 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 645 Scott Summers, 29, 2b (393 G, 4.2 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 916 Tila Tequila, 25, 3b (255 G, 3.3 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1637 Stick Stickly, 21, 3b (24 G, -7.0 DR/40, 7.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1454 Julie Chen, 23, ss (132 G, -1.9 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 662 Art Linkletter, 26, lf (297 G, 1.3 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 832 Mr. Perfect, 27, cf (368 G, -6.9 DR/40, 8.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1490 Sam Shepard, 22, rf (75 G, 2.3 DR/40, -11.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1652 Face, 18, rf (28 G, 0.0 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1622 Steven Michael "Steve" Burns, 21, rf (20 G, -0.8 DR/40, -21.0 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 675 Rydia of Mist, 27, sp (149 G, 6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1049 Padma Lakshmi, 26, sp (98 G, 3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1358 Sugar Ray Leonard, 23, sp (51 G, 2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1030 Kevin Pollak, 26, mr (127 G, -0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1629 Donovan Patton, 20, mr (11 G, -19.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 866 Jim Lange, 26, rp (183 G, 10.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 865 Guy Fieri, 26, rp (164 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1021 Flavor Flav, 26, rp (119 G, -5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1115 Troy McClure, 23, rp (90 G, -0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 891 Alfonso Ribeiro, 28, ss (267 G, -4.2 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 840 James Graham Ballard, 26, cf (152 G, -2.2 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1464 John Anderson, 21, c (55 G, -3.7 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1061 Peter Marshall, 24, mr (49 G, -13.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1480 John Henson, 21, rp (23 G, -7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)