Roster for Hollywood Hosts of Culver City:

Catchers:

• 1060 Cookie Masterson, 24, c (178 G, -0.9 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1464 John Anderson, 20, c (55 G, -3.7 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 946 Jenny McCarthy, 26, 1b (249 G, -0.6 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 603 Howie Mandel, 26, 2b (395 G, 0.8 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 645 Scott Summers, 28, 2b (393 G, 4.2 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 916 Tila Tequila, 24, 3b (255 G, 3.3 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 221 Clark Kent, 32, ss (598 G, -1.0 DR/40, 9.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1454 Julie Chen, 22, ss (132 G, -1.9 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 662 Art Linkletter, 25, lf (297 G, 1.3 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 832 Mr. Perfect, 26, cf (368 G, -6.9 DR/40, 8.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 840 James Graham Ballard, 25, cf (152 G, -2.2 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1490 Sam Shepard, 21, cf (75 G, 2.3 DR/40, -11.7 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 675 Rydia of Mist, 26, sp (149 G, 6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 861 Meredith Vieira, 27, sp (129 G, -4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1049 Padma Lakshmi, 25, sp (98 G, 3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1358 Sugar Ray Leonard, 22, sp (51 G, 2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 866 Jim Lange, 25, rp (183 G, 10.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 865 Guy Fieri, 25, rp (164 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1021 Flavor Flav, 25, rp (119 G, -5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1115 Troy McClure, 22, rp (90 G, -0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1480 John Henson, 20, rp (23 G, -7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 891 Alfonso Ribeiro, 27, ss (267 G, -4.2 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1030 Kevin Pollak, 25, mr (127 G, -0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1041 Donald Trump, 25, 1b (123 G, 1.0 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1016 Chairman Kaga, 24, cf (108 G, -5.6 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1061 Peter Marshall, 23, mr (49 G, -13.1 PRAA/300) (who?)