Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 1065 Kofi Kingston, 22, c (79 G, -3.6 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1034 Big Boss Man, 24, 1b (169 G, -1.4 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1644 Giant Gonzales, 20, 1b (34 G, 3.9 DR/40, -15.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1094 Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 24, 2b (184 G, 0.3 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 648 Owen Hart, 29, 3b (429 G, -0.8 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1674 Big John Studd, 18, 3b (18 G, -10.7 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 903 Kane, 27, ss (204 G, -2.8 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1406 Crash Holly, 23, ss (88 G, -4.5 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 724 Ahmed Johnson, 25, lf (315 G, 0.7 DR/40, 5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 525 Samuel Beckett, 27, cf (337 G, 3.0 DR/40, -7.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1378 Hardcore Holly, 21, cf (55 G, -9.5 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 822 Stuart Scott, 28, rf (294 G, -2.6 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1338 Jake "The Snake" Roberts, 22, sp (77 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1390 Mark Walberg, 21, sp (48 G, -3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1482 Ric Flair, 21, sp (31 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 725 Grand Duke Jean, 27, mr (123 G, -2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1507 Bad News Brown, 21, mr (25 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 956 Paul Bearer, 26, rp (101 G, 2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1025 Algisto Lorenzato, 22, rp (77 G, -5.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1371 Bastion Booger, 22, rp (52 G, -2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1691 George "The Animal" Steele, 19, rp (21 G, -15.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1423 Florida Evans, 23, rp (1 G, 13.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1399 Leslie Feist, 19, sp (who?)
• 1627 Jack White, 17, lf (who?)
• 1502 Mike Passell, 19, 2b (who?)
• 1515 Peter Weichsel, 18, 3b (who?)