Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 1065 Kofi Kingston, 23, c (121 G, -2.3 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1034 Big Boss Man, 25, 1b (214 G, -0.9 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1094 Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 25, 2b (229 G, 1.5 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 580 Fritz Leiber, 27, 3b (333 G, 1.7 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1502 Mike Passell, 20, 3b (19 G, -5.1 DR/40, -10.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1132 Enda Kenny, 24, ss (195 G, -0.2 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1406 Crash Holly, 24, ss (124 G, -4.1 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 724 Ahmed Johnson, 26, lf (358 G, 0.7 DR/40, 6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 525 Samuel Beckett, 28, cf (386 G, 2.4 DR/40, -8.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1378 Hardcore Holly, 22, cf (100 G, -8.7 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1732 Kelly Kelly, 21, cf (39 G, -2.4 DR/40, -7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1713 Stacy Keibler, 21, cf (21 G, -13.1 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1338 Jake "The Snake" Roberts, 23, sp (97 G, 1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1390 Mark Walberg, 22, sp (57 G, -2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1482 Ric Flair, 22, sp (52 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 725 Grand Duke Jean, 28, mr (149 G, -2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1507 Bad News Brown, 22, mr (49 G, -0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 956 Paul Bearer, 27, rp (121 G, 5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1025 Algisto Lorenzato, 23, rp (103 G, 0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1691 George "The Animal" Steele, 20, rp (40 G, -8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1399 Leslie Feist, 20, rp (8 G, -25.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1674 Big John Studd, 19, rf (18 G, -10.7 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1745 Molly Holly, 19, 1b (12 G, 1.7 DR/40, -12.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1700 Trish Stratus, 18, ss (1 G, 0.0 DR/40, 12.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1627 Jack White, 18, rf (who?)
• 1750 Robert Jonquet, 18, c (who?)