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SimBase Players, Year 13

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Adolf von Baeyer, 1b, Stockholm
Adolphus Busch, cf, Brussels
Adrian Veidt, 2b, Terra/on waivers
Adrianne Curry, rp, Milan
Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
Ak'shel, 1b, Dodge City
Al Snow, rp, Stamford/on waivers
Alan Alda, rp, Terra
Alan Dershowitz, rp, Dodge City
Alanis Morissette, rp, on waivers
Albert Gobat, sp, Seattle
Albert Rust, rp, Kratovo
Alex Delarge, cf, Pittsburgh
Alfonso Ribeiro, ss, Hollywood
Alfred P. Sloan, sp, Industry
Algisto Lorenzato, rp, Stamford
Ali Landry, c, Milan
Ali Larter, rp, Pittsburgh
Allen Ludden, c, Milan
Alphonse Laveran, rf, Stockholm
Amedeo Amadei, 1b, Kratovo
Amelie Poulain, ss, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Anders Fogh Rasmussen, c, Brussels/Los Angeles
Andre the Giant, 1b, Kratovo
Angelo Mortalli, rf, Terra
Anne McCaffrey, ss, Brooklyn
Anne Robinson, sp, Dodge City
Antal Szabo, sp, Kratovo
Anthony Kiedis, cf, Seattle
Anton Chekhov, 2b, Industry
Anya Amasova, ss, Pittsburgh
Aram Anni-Padda, rf, Terra
Archie Bunker, 2b, on waivers
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 3b, Seattle
Art Linkletter, lf, Hollywood
Arthur Dent, 1b, Dodge City
Arthur Fonzarelli, rp, Los Angeles
Arthur Miller, c, Kratovo
August Wilson, rp, Broadway

Bad News Brown, mr, Stamford
Barry N. Malzberg, sp, Brooklyn
Basil Fawlty, sp, Los Angeles
Bastion Booger, rp, Stamford
Beck Hansen, rf, Seattle
Ben Bailey, lf, on waivers
Ben Grimm, cf, Brussels
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, 2b, Los Angeles
Benjamin Willis, sp, San Jose/on waivers
Bertolt Brecht, rp, Kratovo
Big Boss Man, 1b, Stamford
Big John Studd, 3b, Stamford
Bill Cullen, rp, Brussels/on waivers
Billie Joe Armstrong, lf, Seattle
Billy Baxter, rp, Dodge City
Bjornstjerne Bjornson, rp, Stockholm
Black Mage, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Boba Fett, sp, on waivers
Boris Spassky, sp, Las Vegas
Borje Tapper, cf, Kratovo
Bozo Broketa, cf, Kratovo/Pittsburgh
Brandon Flowers, cf, Seattle
Brian Aldiss, rp, Brooklyn
Brittani Kline, c, Brussels
Bruno Mars, mr, Seattle
Bushwhacker Butch, mr, on waivers

C-3PO, 2b, Pittsburgh
Candice Swanepoel, rp, on waivers
Caroline Rhea, ss, Terra/on waivers
Carolyn Murphy, cf, Milan
Catherine Ironfist, sp, Terra
Cedric the Owl, c, Seattle
Celes Chere, rp, San Jose
Chairman Kaga, cf, on waivers
Charles Antenen, 2b, Kratovo
Charles William Post, lf, Industry
Chip Delany, rp, Brooklyn
Chris Moneymaker, rp, Las Vegas
Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan
Christian Wulff, sp, Milan
Christie Brinkley, rf, Milan
Cindy Crawford, cf, Milan
Clark Kent, ss, Los Angeles
Claudia Schiffer, mr, Milan
Coco Chanel, rp, Industry
Colin Mochrie, mr, Terra
Connie Willis, mr, Dodge City
Conrad Hilton, sp, Brooklyn
Cookie Masterson, c, Hollywood
Corak, rp, on waivers
Cornelius Vanderbilt, 3b, Seattle
Crash Holly, ss, Stamford
Crono, 2b, Terra
Cruella De Vil, sp, Pittsburgh/Brussels
Cyan Garamonde, 3b, San Jose

Dan Dreiberg, cf, on waivers
Danielle Lloyd, ss, Milan
Dannii Minogue, 1b, Stockholm
Dario Fo, lf, Broadway
David Berkowitz, cf, Las Vegas
David E. Shaw, c, Los Angeles
David Henry Hwang, lf, Los Angeles/Brussels
Denise Richards, sp, Milan
Dexter Holland, ss, Broadway
Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose
Dino Zoff, rp, Kratovo/on waivers
Dobie Gillis, 1b, Los Angeles
Doctor Blood, rp, Dodge City
Donald Trump, 1b, Hollywood
Donovan Patton, mr, Hollywood
Dorothy, 2b, San Jose
Doug Martsch, 2b, Broadway
Doyle Brunson, sp, Las Vegas
Dr. Christmas Jones, 3b, Pittsburgh
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 2b, Stamford
Dr. Robert Hartley, mr, Los Angeles
Dr. Seuss, sp, Industry

E. I. du Pont, ss, Industry
ED-209, rp, Pittsburgh
Earl, c, Brooklyn
Ecco the Dolphin, sp, Brooklyn
Eddie Vedder, ss, Seattle
Edgar Kaplan, c, Las Vegas
Edgar Pangborn, rp, Brooklyn/Brussels
Elie Ducommun, mr, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Hurley, 2b, Milan
Elle Macpherson, sp, Milan
Elsa Benitez, sp, Milan
Ely Culbertson, c, Las Vegas
Emil von Behring, cf, Stockholm
Emily Haines, cf, Seattle
Enda Kenny, ss, Brussels
Enrico Fermi, 3b, Brussels/Los Angeles
Enzo Scifo, ss, Los Angeles/on waivers
Erdrick, cf, San Jose
Eric Frank Russell, rp, Brooklyn
Eric Rodwell, rf, Las Vegas
Eric the Unready, 2b, Brussels/on waivers
Erin Heatherton, mr, Milan
Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, sp, Stockholm
Erwin Ballabio, rp, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, rp, Industry
Eugene Debs, c, Industry
Eunice Wentworth Howell, rp, Los Angeles

Face, rf, Hollywood
Fall-From-Grace, sp, Dodge City
Felix Unger, rp, on waivers
Fighter, rf, Kratovo
Fiona Volpe, mr, Pittsburgh
Flavor Flav, rp, Hollywood
Florida Evans, rp, Stamford
Forrest Gump, 2b, Pittsburgh
Fox McCloud, cf, San Jose
Frances Bean Cobain, sp, Seattle
Frank Serpico, 2b, Dodge City
Fred Gitelman, 3b, Las Vegas
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, c, Industry
Fredrik Bajer, sp, Stockholm
Friedrich Schiller, sp, Broadway
Friedrich Weyerhauser, lf, Industry
Fritz Leiber, 3b, Brussels
Fulvio Fantoni, lf, on waivers

Gabriel Garcia Marquez, sp, on waivers
Gene Wolfe, rp, Brooklyn
George "The Animal" Steele, rp, Stamford
George Abela, sp, Brussels/Pittsburgh
George Burns, mr, Terra
George Jefferson, c, Los Angeles
George S. Kaufman, ss, San Jose
George Westinghouse, rf, Brooklyn
Giampiero Boniperti, ss, Kratovo
Giant Gonzales, 1b, Stamford
Gilad Anni-Padda, lf, Terra
Gilligan, rp, Los Angeles
Ginger Grant, sp, on waivers
Gioachino Greco, rp, Las Vegas
Giorgio Belladonna, ss, Las Vegas
Gisele Bundchen, sp, Milan
Giuseppe Meazza, cf, Kratovo
Glen David Brin, ss, Brooklyn
Glenn Curtiss, cf, Industry
Grand Duchess Charlotte, sp, Dodge City
Grand Duke Jean, mr, Stamford
Griswold the Blacksmith, rf, Dodge City
Guy Fieri, rp, Hollywood
Guy Verhofstadt, rf, Brussels
Gyula Szengeller, 3b, Kratovo

Hal Clement, sp, Terra
Hal Jordan, c, Terra
Hannibal Lecter, sp, Pittsburgh
Hardcore Holly, cf, Stamford
Harold Pinter, rf, Broadway
Harry Harrison, lf, Seattle
Hawkslayer, rp, Dodge City
Hendrik Lorentz, ss, on waivers
Henri Becquerel, ss, Stockholm
Henry Durant, mr, Brussels/Las Vegas
Hilary Rhoda, lf, Milan
Holly Golightly, 1b, Pittsburgh
Horacio Casarin Garcilazo, rf, Kratovo
Howie Mandel, 2b, Hollywood/Dodge City

Ida Tarbell, 3b, on waivers
Irina Shayk, 3b, Milan
Ivar Anni-Padda, rf, Terra
Iveta Radicova, ss, Brussels/Terra

J'onn J'onnz, cf, on waivers
J. Pierpont Morgan, lf, Los Angeles
J. Willard Marriott, mr, Industry
Jack D. Ripper, rp, Pittsburgh
Jack Szostak, cf, Los Angeles
Jack Torrance, rp, Pittsburgh
Jack White, lf, Stamford
Jack Williamson, 1b, Brooklyn
Jacky Munaron, sp, Kratovo
Jacob Riis, rf, Industry
Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, c, Stockholm
Jaheira, 3b, Dodge City
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, sp, Stamford
James Graham Ballard, cf, Hollywood
James Gunn, c, Pittsburgh
James Morrow, rp, Brussels
James Pond, rp, San Jose
James Tiptree Jr., mr, Dodge City
Jan Fischer, lf, Brussels
Janez Jansa, ss, Seattle
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, rf, Brussels/Brooklyn
Jason Alexander, rp, Terra
Jay Heimowitz, mr, Las Vegas/Brussels
Jed Clampett, ss, Los Angeles
Jeff Buckley, 1b, Kratovo/on waivers
Jeff Meckstroth, cf, Las Vegas
Jeff Rubens, 3b, Las Vegas
Jeff Sutphen, 1b, Broadway/on waivers
Jenny Lewis, sp, Las Vegas
Jenny McCarthy, 1b, Hollywood
Jerry Lewis, mr, Terra
Jewel Kilcher, sp, Seattle
Jim Lange, rp, Hollywood
Jimmy Hoffa, rp, Industry
Joan D. Vinge, cf, Brooklyn
Joan Rivers, rp, Terra
Joanna Russ, rp, Broadway
Joe Haldeman, cf, Brooklyn
John Anderson, c, Hollywood
John Crowley, mr, on waivers
John Ford, cf, Broadway
John Frusciante, c, Seattle
John Henson, rp, Hollywood
John Nash, mr, Stockholm
John Sladek, sp, Brussels
John Swanson, rf, Las Vegas
John Webster, ss, Broadway
John Wyndham Parkes Lucas Beynon Harris, rp, Brussels
Johnnie Cochran, rp, Dodge City
Johnny 5, c, Pittsburgh
Johnny Chan, rp, Las Vegas
Jon Stewart, rp, Terra
Jonas Grumby, sp, Los Angeles
Jose Echegaray, rp, Stockholm
Jose Socrates, cf, Brussels/Terra
Judit Polgar, sp, Las Vegas
Juliana Hatfield, 2b, Brooklyn
Julie Chen, ss, Hollywood
Jyrki Katainen, 1b, Brussels

Kalle Svensson, rp, Kratovo
Kane, ss, Stamford
Kate Upton, rp, Milan
Kelly Hu, rp, San Jose
Ken Masters, rp, on waivers
Kevin Pollak, mr, Hollywood
Keyser Soze, sp, Pittsburgh
Kien "Bossman" Chen, lf, Dodge City
Kim Gordon, rp, Seattle
King C. Gillette, cf, Industry
King Carl XVI Gustaf, rp, Brussels/Brussels/on waivers
King Frederik IX, sp, Broadway
King George VI, rp, Brussels
King Gustaf VI Adolf, rp, Stamford/on waivers
Kirby, c, San Jose
Kit Woolsey, ss, Las Vegas
Klas Pontus Arnoldson, sp, on waivers
Knuckles the Echidna, 1b, Brussels/on waivers
Kofi Kingston, c, Stamford
Krista White, ss, Milan
Kristanna Loken, 1b, Milan

Larry Niven, mr, Seattle
Lech Kaczynski, mr, Brussels/Brooklyn
Leon Leonwood Bean, sp, Industry
Leonidas da Silva, 2b, Kratovo
Leslie Feist, sp, Seattle/Stamford
Lester del Rey, sp, Terra/on waivers
Lev Yashin, rp, Kratovo
Lewis Padgett, mr, Terra
Lily Aldridge, lf, Milan
Lily Allen, sp, Broadway
Lily Cole, rp, Pittsburgh
Lindsey Wixson, lf, Brussels
Link, 3b, San Jose
Lisa Loeb, rp, Seattle
Locke Cole, 1b, San Jose
Loknar the Last Orion, 3b, Broadway
Lord Rayleigh, 3b, Stockholm
Lorraine Hansberry, lf, Broadway
Lt. Daniel Kaffee, cf, Broadway
Luigi Pirandello, rp, on waivers
Luke Skywalker, 3b, Pittsburgh

Magus, 3b, San Jose
Marcia Brady, rf, Los Angeles
Marie Curie, c, Stockholm
Marion Zimmer Bradley, mr, Brooklyn
Mark Twain, rp, on waivers
Mark Walberg, sp, Stamford
Marty McFly, 1b, Brussels/on waivers
Mary McAleese, sp, Brussels/Terra
Mary Richards, rp, Los Angeles
Massimo D'Alelio, cf, Brussels/Broadway
Mathias Sindelar, 2b, Brussels
Maude Findlay, rf, Seattle
Max Factor, rp, Industry
Max Planck, 2b, Stockholm
Meatloaf, c, Brussels/on waivers
Meg White, rp, Seattle
Mega Man X, rp, San Jose
Mel Brooks, rp, Terra
Melvin Purvis, ss, Dodge City
Meredith Vieira, sp, Brussels
Merkin Muffley, 1b, Pittsburgh
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, rf, Los Angeles
Michael Moorcock, 1b, Brooklyn
Mickey Appleman, rp, Kratovo/Brussels
Mike Dirnt, c, Brussels
Mike Passell, 2b, Stamford
Miles Kurosky, 1b, on waivers
Mischa Barton, rp, Milan
Moby, 1b, on waivers
Mog, cf, San Jose
Mother Teresa, sp, Stockholm
Mr. Perfect, cf, Hollywood

Nei, rf, San Jose
Neil Simon, c, Broadway
Nery Pumpido, rp, Brussels/Industry
Niels Finsen, rf, on waivers
Nikola Tesla, ss, Industry

O-Ren Ishii, mr, Pittsburgh
Octavia Butler, lf, Brooklyn
Officer Lockstock, 1b, Dodge City
Oldrich Nejedly, lf, Kratovo
Oliver Goldsmith, cf, Broadway
Opie Taylor, cf, on waivers
Orville Wright, lf, Industry
Owen Hart, 3b, Stamford
Ozzy Osbourne, 2b, Broadway

Padma Lakshmi, sp, Hollywood
Paul Bearer, rp, Stamford
Paul Henri d'Estournelles de Constant, rp, Stockholm
Paul Samuelson, mr, Stockholm
Pedro Passos Coelho, 1b, Pittsburgh
Pele, sp, Terra
Peter Marshall, mr, Hollywood
Peter Shaffer, cf, Broadway
Peter Stanchek, 3b, Terra
Peter Weichsel, 3b, Stamford
Phil Seleski, ss, Terra
Philibert Smellinckx, c, Brooklyn
Philipp Lenard, ss, Stockholm
Pierre Curie, 2b, Stockholm
Piers Anthony Jacob, lf, Brooklyn
Pieter Zeeman, 2b, Stockholm
Pietro Forquet, c, Las Vegas
Piotr Rasputin, c, Terra
Poul Nyrup Rasmussen, c, Brussels
Protoman, rp, Dodge City

Queen Kalindra, rf, Terra
Queen Margrethe II, rp, on waivers

Ragnar Frisch, mr, Stockholm
Randi, lf, San Jose
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, mr, Brooklyn/Brussels
Raymond Kelly, 2b, Brooklyn
Rebecca Romijn, rp, Milan
Relm Arrowny, rp, San Jose
Remy LeBeau, ss, Brooklyn
Rhoda Morgenstern, sp, Los Angeles
Ric Flair, sp, Stamford
Ricardo Zamora, sp, Kratovo
Richard Brinsley Sheridan, 1b, Seattle
Richie Cunningham, sp, Los Angeles
Robert Koch, cf, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Rodney Dangerfield, rp, on waivers
Roger Wilco, 1b, on waivers
Ronald Ross, lf, Stockholm
Roque Maspoli, sp, Kratovo
Rostam Batmanglij, 2b, Seattle
Roy Hinkley, 2b, Las Vegas
Rudyard Kipling, rp, Stockholm
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, sp, Dodge City
Rydia of Mist, sp, Hollywood

Sabine Auken, 1b, Las Vegas
Salmon P. Chase, 2b, on waivers
Sam Shepard, rf, Hollywood
Sam Walton, lf, Industry
Samantha, c, Los Angeles
Samuel Beckett, cf, Stamford
Santiago Ramon y Cajal, cf, Stockholm
Schala, sp, San Jose
Scott Summers, 2b, Hollywood
Scott Weiland, 2b, Seattle
Sgt. Slaughter, c, Dodge City
Shannan Click, 2b, Milan
Shirley Manson, rp, Dodge City
Silvio Piola, ss, Kratovo
Sir Arthur, rp, on waivers
Slash, 1b, Pittsburgh
Sonic the Hedgehog, ss, Dodge City/on waivers
Stanislaw Lem, 1b, San Jose
Steven Michael "Steve" Burns, rf, Hollywood
Stick Stickly, 3b, Hollywood
Strider Hiryu, cf, San Jose
Stuart Scott, rf, Stamford
Sub-Zero, rp, Broadway
Sugar Kane Kowalczyk, cf, on waivers
Sugar Ray Leonard, sp, Hollywood
Susan Polgar, sp, Las Vegas
Svante Arrhenius, 3b, Stockholm
Sylvester Stallone, sp, Broadway

T. S. Eliot, rp, Stockholm
T.J. Cloutier, rp, Las Vegas
Tanya Adams, cf, Dodge City
Tarek Sadek, 1b, Las Vegas
Tarja Halonen, sp, Brussels
Ted Baxter, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Ted Ditchburn, sp, Kratovo/on waivers
Ted Turner, rp, Brussels/on waivers
Terence, lf, Broadway/on waivers
Terra Branford, sp, San Jose
Terry Pratchett, 3b, Brooklyn
The British Bulldog, c, Brussels
The Undertaker, lf, Kratovo
Theodor Mommsen, rp, on waivers
Theodore Lightner, rf, Las Vegas
Thomas A. Edison, 1b, Industry
Thomas Mars, mr, Seattle
Thomaz Soares da Silvia, 1b, Dodge City
Thornton Wilder, 3b, Broadway
Tila Tequila, 3b, Hollywood
Toad, ss, Milan
Tom Disch, sp, Brooklyn
Tom Steitz, 1b, Brussels/on waivers
Tre Cool, 3b, Seattle
Troy McClure, rp, Hollywood

Ultros, lf, San Jose
Umaro, 1b, San Jose

Vernor Vinge, 3b, Los Angeles
Victor Creed, ss, Terra/Los Angeles/Brussels
Victor Hugo, rp, Broadway
Victor Mayakovsky, cf, Broadway
Viktor Orban, ss, on waivers
Vincent Vega, rf, Pittsburgh
Vinnie Barbarino, rp, Los Angeles
Vinny Gambini, lf, Dodge City
Virgil, rp, Brussels/on waivers
Vladimir Beara, rp, Kratovo
Voltaire, mr, Industry/on waivers

Wall-E, rf, Pittsburgh
Walter Avarelli, lf, Las Vegas
Walter Kovacs, 1b, Terra
Walter Reuther, cf, Industry
Warrax the Chaos Warrior, rp, on waivers
Wendy Wasserstein, rf, Broadway
White Mage, c, Kratovo
Wilbur Wright, cf, Industry
Wilf Mannion, ss, San Jose
Wilhelm Roentgen, 1b, Los Angeles
Will Keith Kellogg, 3b, Industry
William Colgate, sp, Broadway/on waivers
William Gibson, 1b, on waivers
William Inge, ss, Broadway
William Wrigley Jr., mr, Industry

Xenia Onatopp, sp, Pittsburgh

Yokozuna, ss, on waivers
Yoshi, sp, San Jose

Zero, cf, Brussels/Kratovo

By position

Catchers

Ali Landry, Milan
Allen Ludden, Milan
Anders Fogh Rasmussen, Brussels/Los Angeles
Arthur Miller, Kratovo
Brittani Kline, Brussels
Cedric the Owl, Seattle
Cookie Masterson, Hollywood
David E. Shaw, Los Angeles
Earl, Brooklyn
Edgar Kaplan, Las Vegas
Ely Culbertson, Las Vegas
Eugene Debs, Industry
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, Industry
George Jefferson, Los Angeles
Hal Jordan, Terra
Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, Stockholm
James Gunn, Pittsburgh
John Anderson, Hollywood
John Frusciante, Seattle
Johnny 5, Pittsburgh
Kirby, San Jose
Kofi Kingston, Stamford
Marie Curie, Stockholm
Meatloaf, Brussels/on waivers
Mike Dirnt, Brussels
Neil Simon, Broadway
Philibert Smellinckx, Brooklyn
Pietro Forquet, Las Vegas
Piotr Rasputin, Terra
Poul Nyrup Rasmussen, Brussels
Samantha, Los Angeles
Sgt. Slaughter, Dodge City
The British Bulldog, Brussels
White Mage, Kratovo

First Basemen

Adolf von Baeyer, Stockholm
Ak'shel, Dodge City
Amedeo Amadei, Kratovo
Andre the Giant, Kratovo
Arthur Dent, Dodge City
Big Boss Man, Stamford
Dannii Minogue, Stockholm
Dobie Gillis, Los Angeles
Donald Trump, Hollywood
Giant Gonzales, Stamford
Holly Golightly, Pittsburgh
Jack Williamson, Brooklyn
Jeff Buckley, Kratovo/on waivers
Jeff Sutphen, Broadway/on waivers
Jenny McCarthy, Hollywood
Jyrki Katainen, Brussels
Knuckles the Echidna, Brussels/on waivers
Kristanna Loken, Milan
Locke Cole, San Jose
Marty McFly, Brussels/on waivers
Merkin Muffley, Pittsburgh
Michael Moorcock, Brooklyn
Miles Kurosky, on waivers
Moby, on waivers
Officer Lockstock, Dodge City
Pedro Passos Coelho, Pittsburgh
Richard Brinsley Sheridan, Seattle
Roger Wilco, on waivers
Sabine Auken, Las Vegas
Slash, Pittsburgh
Stanislaw Lem, San Jose
Tarek Sadek, Las Vegas
Thomas A. Edison, Industry
Thomaz Soares da Silvia, Dodge City
Tom Steitz, Brussels/on waivers
Umaro, San Jose
Walter Kovacs, Terra
Wilhelm Roentgen, Los Angeles
William Gibson, on waivers

Second Basemen

Adrian Veidt, Terra/on waivers
Anton Chekhov, Industry
Archie Bunker, on waivers
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Los Angeles
C-3PO, Pittsburgh
Charles Antenen, Kratovo
Crono, Terra
Dorothy, San Jose
Doug Martsch, Broadway
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., Stamford
Elizabeth Hurley, Milan
Eric the Unready, Brussels/on waivers
Forrest Gump, Pittsburgh
Frank Serpico, Dodge City
Howie Mandel, Hollywood/Dodge City
Juliana Hatfield, Brooklyn
Leonidas da Silva, Kratovo
Mathias Sindelar, Brussels
Max Planck, Stockholm
Mike Passell, Stamford
Ozzy Osbourne, Broadway
Pierre Curie, Stockholm
Pieter Zeeman, Stockholm
Raymond Kelly, Brooklyn
Rostam Batmanglij, Seattle
Roy Hinkley, Las Vegas
Salmon P. Chase, on waivers
Scott Summers, Hollywood
Scott Weiland, Seattle
Shannan Click, Milan

Third Basemen

Armistead Burwell Smith IV, Seattle
Big John Studd, Stamford
Cornelius Vanderbilt, Seattle
Cyan Garamonde, San Jose
Dr. Christmas Jones, Pittsburgh
Enrico Fermi, Brussels/Los Angeles
Fred Gitelman, Las Vegas
Fritz Leiber, Brussels
Gyula Szengeller, Kratovo
Ida Tarbell, on waivers
Irina Shayk, Milan
Jaheira, Dodge City
Jeff Rubens, Las Vegas
Link, San Jose
Loknar the Last Orion, Broadway
Lord Rayleigh, Stockholm
Luke Skywalker, Pittsburgh
Magus, San Jose
Owen Hart, Stamford
Peter Stanchek, Terra
Peter Weichsel, Stamford
Stick Stickly, Hollywood
Svante Arrhenius, Stockholm
Terry Pratchett, Brooklyn
Thornton Wilder, Broadway
Tila Tequila, Hollywood
Tre Cool, Seattle
Vernor Vinge, Los Angeles
Will Keith Kellogg, Industry

Shortstops

Alfonso Ribeiro, Hollywood
Amelie Poulain, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Anne McCaffrey, Brooklyn
Anya Amasova, Pittsburgh
Caroline Rhea, Terra/on waivers
Clark Kent, Los Angeles
Crash Holly, Stamford
Danielle Lloyd, Milan
Dexter Holland, Broadway
E. I. du Pont, Industry
Eddie Vedder, Seattle
Enda Kenny, Brussels
Enzo Scifo, Los Angeles/on waivers
George S. Kaufman, San Jose
Giampiero Boniperti, Kratovo
Giorgio Belladonna, Las Vegas
Glen David Brin, Brooklyn
Hendrik Lorentz, on waivers
Henri Becquerel, Stockholm
Iveta Radicova, Brussels/Terra
Janez Jansa, Seattle
Jed Clampett, Los Angeles
John Webster, Broadway
Julie Chen, Hollywood
Kane, Stamford
Kit Woolsey, Las Vegas
Krista White, Milan
Melvin Purvis, Dodge City
Nikola Tesla, Industry
Phil Seleski, Terra
Philipp Lenard, Stockholm
Remy LeBeau, Brooklyn
Silvio Piola, Kratovo
Sonic the Hedgehog, Dodge City/on waivers
Toad, Milan
Victor Creed, Terra/Los Angeles/Brussels
Viktor Orban, on waivers
Wilf Mannion, San Jose
William Inge, Broadway
Yokozuna, on waivers

Left Fielders

Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
Art Linkletter, Hollywood
Ben Bailey, on waivers
Billie Joe Armstrong, Seattle
Charles William Post, Industry
Dario Fo, Broadway
David Henry Hwang, Los Angeles/Brussels
Friedrich Weyerhauser, Industry
Fulvio Fantoni, on waivers
Gilad Anni-Padda, Terra
Harry Harrison, Seattle
Hilary Rhoda, Milan
J. Pierpont Morgan, Los Angeles
Jack White, Stamford
Jan Fischer, Brussels
Kien "Bossman" Chen, Dodge City
Lily Aldridge, Milan
Lindsey Wixson, Brussels
Lorraine Hansberry, Broadway
Octavia Butler, Brooklyn
Oldrich Nejedly, Kratovo
Orville Wright, Industry
Piers Anthony Jacob, Brooklyn
Randi, San Jose
Ronald Ross, Stockholm
Sam Walton, Industry
Terence, Broadway/on waivers
The Undertaker, Kratovo
Ultros, San Jose
Vinny Gambini, Dodge City
Walter Avarelli, Las Vegas

Center Fielders

Adolphus Busch, Brussels
Alex Delarge, Pittsburgh
Anthony Kiedis, Seattle
Ben Grimm, Brussels
Borje Tapper, Kratovo
Bozo Broketa, Kratovo/Pittsburgh
Brandon Flowers, Seattle
Carolyn Murphy, Milan
Chairman Kaga, on waivers
Cindy Crawford, Milan
Dan Dreiberg, on waivers
David Berkowitz, Las Vegas
Emil von Behring, Stockholm
Emily Haines, Seattle
Erdrick, San Jose
Fox McCloud, San Jose
Giuseppe Meazza, Kratovo
Glenn Curtiss, Industry
Hardcore Holly, Stamford
J'onn J'onnz, on waivers
Jack Szostak, Los Angeles
James Graham Ballard, Hollywood
Jeff Meckstroth, Las Vegas
Joan D. Vinge, Brooklyn
Joe Haldeman, Brooklyn
John Ford, Broadway
Jose Socrates, Brussels/Terra
King C. Gillette, Industry
Lt. Daniel Kaffee, Broadway
Massimo D'Alelio, Brussels/Broadway
Mog, San Jose
Mr. Perfect, Hollywood
Oliver Goldsmith, Broadway
Opie Taylor, on waivers
Peter Shaffer, Broadway
Robert Koch, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Samuel Beckett, Stamford
Santiago Ramon y Cajal, Stockholm
Strider Hiryu, San Jose
Sugar Kane Kowalczyk, on waivers
Tanya Adams, Dodge City
Victor Mayakovsky, Broadway
Walter Reuther, Industry
Wilbur Wright, Industry
Zero, Brussels/Kratovo

Right Fielders

Alphonse Laveran, Stockholm
Angelo Mortalli, Terra
Aram Anni-Padda, Terra
Beck Hansen, Seattle
Christie Brinkley, Milan
Eric Rodwell, Las Vegas
Face, Hollywood
Fighter, Kratovo
George Westinghouse, Brooklyn
Griswold the Blacksmith, Dodge City
Guy Verhofstadt, Brussels
Harold Pinter, Broadway
Horacio Casarin Garcilazo, Kratovo
Ivar Anni-Padda, Terra
Jacob Riis, Industry
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, Brussels/Brooklyn
John Swanson, Las Vegas
Marcia Brady, Los Angeles
Maude Findlay, Seattle
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, Los Angeles
Nei, San Jose
Niels Finsen, on waivers
Queen Kalindra, Terra
Sam Shepard, Hollywood
Steven Michael "Steve" Burns, Hollywood
Stuart Scott, Stamford
Theodore Lightner, Las Vegas
Vincent Vega, Pittsburgh
Wall-E, Pittsburgh
Wendy Wasserstein, Broadway

Starting Pitchers

Albert Gobat, Seattle
Alfred P. Sloan, Industry
Anne Robinson, Dodge City
Antal Szabo, Kratovo
Barry N. Malzberg, Brooklyn
Basil Fawlty, Los Angeles
Benjamin Willis, San Jose/on waivers
Boba Fett, on waivers
Boris Spassky, Las Vegas
Catherine Ironfist, Terra
Christian Wulff, Milan
Conrad Hilton, Brooklyn
Cruella De Vil, Pittsburgh/Brussels
Denise Richards, Milan
Doyle Brunson, Las Vegas
Dr. Seuss, Industry
Ecco the Dolphin, Brooklyn
Elle Macpherson, Milan
Elsa Benitez, Milan
Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, Stockholm
Fall-From-Grace, Dodge City
Frances Bean Cobain, Seattle
Fredrik Bajer, Stockholm
Friedrich Schiller, Broadway
Gabriel Garcia Marquez, on waivers
George Abela, Brussels/Pittsburgh
Ginger Grant, on waivers
Gisele Bundchen, Milan
Grand Duchess Charlotte, Dodge City
Hal Clement, Terra
Hannibal Lecter, Pittsburgh
Jacky Munaron, Kratovo
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Stamford
Jenny Lewis, Las Vegas
Jewel Kilcher, Seattle
John Sladek, Brussels
Jonas Grumby, Los Angeles
Judit Polgar, Las Vegas
Keyser Soze, Pittsburgh
King Frederik IX, Broadway
Klas Pontus Arnoldson, on waivers
Leon Leonwood Bean, Industry
Leslie Feist, Seattle/Stamford
Lester del Rey, Terra/on waivers
Lily Allen, Broadway
Mark Walberg, Stamford
Mary McAleese, Brussels/Terra
Meredith Vieira, Brussels
Mother Teresa, Stockholm
Padma Lakshmi, Hollywood
Pele, Terra
Rhoda Morgenstern, Los Angeles
Ric Flair, Stamford
Ricardo Zamora, Kratovo
Richie Cunningham, Los Angeles
Roque Maspoli, Kratovo
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Dodge City
Rydia of Mist, Hollywood
Schala, San Jose
Sugar Ray Leonard, Hollywood
Susan Polgar, Las Vegas
Sylvester Stallone, Broadway
Tarja Halonen, Brussels
Ted Baxter, Los Angeles/on waivers
Ted Ditchburn, Kratovo/on waivers
Terra Branford, San Jose
Tom Disch, Brooklyn
William Colgate, Broadway/on waivers
Xenia Onatopp, Pittsburgh
Yoshi, San Jose

Middle Relievers

Bad News Brown, Stamford
Bruno Mars, Seattle
Bushwhacker Butch, on waivers
Claudia Schiffer, Milan
Colin Mochrie, Terra
Connie Willis, Dodge City
Donovan Patton, Hollywood
Dr. Robert Hartley, Los Angeles
Elie Ducommun, Los Angeles
Erin Heatherton, Milan
Fiona Volpe, Pittsburgh
George Burns, Terra
Grand Duke Jean, Stamford
Henry Durant, Brussels/Las Vegas
J. Willard Marriott, Industry
James Tiptree Jr., Dodge City
Jay Heimowitz, Las Vegas/Brussels
Jerry Lewis, Terra
John Crowley, on waivers
John Nash, Stockholm
Kevin Pollak, Hollywood
Larry Niven, Seattle
Lech Kaczynski, Brussels/Brooklyn
Lewis Padgett, Terra
Marion Zimmer Bradley, Brooklyn
O-Ren Ishii, Pittsburgh
Paul Samuelson, Stockholm
Peter Marshall, Hollywood
Ragnar Frisch, Stockholm
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, Brooklyn/Brussels
Thomas Mars, Seattle
Voltaire, Industry/on waivers
William Wrigley Jr., Industry

Relief Pitchers

Adrianne Curry, Milan
Al Snow, Stamford/on waivers
Alan Alda, Terra
Alan Dershowitz, Dodge City
Alanis Morissette, on waivers
Albert Rust, Kratovo
Algisto Lorenzato, Stamford
Ali Larter, Pittsburgh
Arthur Fonzarelli, Los Angeles
August Wilson, Broadway
Bastion Booger, Stamford
Bertolt Brecht, Kratovo
Bill Cullen, Brussels/on waivers
Billy Baxter, Dodge City
Bjornstjerne Bjornson, Stockholm
Black Mage, Los Angeles/on waivers
Brian Aldiss, Brooklyn
Candice Swanepoel, on waivers
Celes Chere, San Jose
Chip Delany, Brooklyn
Chris Moneymaker, Las Vegas
Chrissy Teigen, Milan
Coco Chanel, Industry
Corak, on waivers
Diddy Kong, San Jose
Dino Zoff, Kratovo/on waivers
Doctor Blood, Dodge City
ED-209, Pittsburgh
Edgar Pangborn, Brooklyn/Brussels
Eric Frank Russell, Brooklyn
Erwin Ballabio, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, Industry
Eunice Wentworth Howell, Los Angeles
Felix Unger, on waivers
Flavor Flav, Hollywood
Florida Evans, Stamford
Gene Wolfe, Brooklyn
George "The Animal" Steele, Stamford
Gilligan, Los Angeles
Gioachino Greco, Las Vegas
Guy Fieri, Hollywood
Hawkslayer, Dodge City
Jack D. Ripper, Pittsburgh
Jack Torrance, Pittsburgh
James Morrow, Brussels
James Pond, San Jose
Jason Alexander, Terra
Jim Lange, Hollywood
Jimmy Hoffa, Industry
Joan Rivers, Terra
Joanna Russ, Broadway
John Henson, Hollywood
John Wyndham Parkes Lucas Beynon Harris, Brussels
Johnnie Cochran, Dodge City
Johnny Chan, Las Vegas
Jon Stewart, Terra
Jose Echegaray, Stockholm
Kalle Svensson, Kratovo
Kate Upton, Milan
Kelly Hu, San Jose
Ken Masters, on waivers
Kim Gordon, Seattle
King Carl XVI Gustaf, Brussels/Brussels/on waivers
King George VI, Brussels
King Gustaf VI Adolf, Stamford/on waivers
Lev Yashin, Kratovo
Lily Cole, Pittsburgh
Lisa Loeb, Seattle
Luigi Pirandello, on waivers
Mark Twain, on waivers
Mary Richards, Los Angeles
Max Factor, Industry
Meg White, Seattle
Mega Man X, San Jose
Mel Brooks, Terra
Mickey Appleman, Kratovo/Brussels
Mischa Barton, Milan
Nery Pumpido, Brussels/Industry
Paul Bearer, Stamford
Paul Henri d'Estournelles de Constant, Stockholm
Protoman, Dodge City
Queen Margrethe II, on waivers
Rebecca Romijn, Milan
Relm Arrowny, San Jose
Rodney Dangerfield, on waivers
Rudyard Kipling, Stockholm
Shirley Manson, Dodge City
Sir Arthur, on waivers
Sub-Zero, Broadway
T. S. Eliot, Stockholm
T.J. Cloutier, Las Vegas
Ted Turner, Brussels/on waivers
Theodor Mommsen, on waivers
Troy McClure, Hollywood
Victor Hugo, Broadway
Vinnie Barbarino, Los Angeles
Virgil, Brussels/on waivers
Vladimir Beara, Kratovo
Warrax the Chaos Warrior, on waivers