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SimBase Players, Year 13
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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp
A
- Adolf von Baeyer, 1b, Stockholm
- Adolphus Busch, cf, Brussels
- Adrian Veidt, 2b, Terra/on waivers
- Adrianne Curry, rp, Milan
- Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
- Ak'shel, 1b, Dodge City
- Al Snow, rp, Stamford/on waivers
- Alan Alda, rp, Terra
- Alan Dershowitz, rp, Dodge City
- Alanis Morissette, rp, on waivers
- Albert Gobat, sp, Seattle
- Albert Rust, rp, Kratovo
- Alex Delarge, cf, Pittsburgh
- Alfonso Ribeiro, ss, Hollywood
- Alfred P. Sloan, sp, Industry
- Algisto Lorenzato, rp, Stamford
- Ali Landry, c, Milan
- Ali Larter, rp, Pittsburgh
- Allen Ludden, c, Milan
- Alphonse Laveran, rf, Stockholm
- Amedeo Amadei, 1b, Kratovo
- Amelie Poulain, ss, Pittsburgh/on waivers
- Anders Fogh Rasmussen, c, Brussels/Los Angeles
- Andre the Giant, 1b, Kratovo
- Angelo Mortalli, rf, Terra
- Anne McCaffrey, ss, Brooklyn
- Anne Robinson, sp, Dodge City
- Antal Szabo, sp, Kratovo
- Anthony Kiedis, cf, Seattle
- Anton Chekhov, 2b, Industry
- Anya Amasova, ss, Pittsburgh
- Aram Anni-Padda, rf, Terra
- Archie Bunker, 2b, on waivers
- Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 3b, Seattle
- Art Linkletter, lf, Hollywood
- Arthur Dent, 1b, Dodge City
- Arthur Fonzarelli, rp, Los Angeles
- Arthur Miller, c, Kratovo
- August Wilson, rp, Broadway
B
- Bad News Brown, mr, Stamford
- Barry N. Malzberg, sp, Brooklyn
- Basil Fawlty, sp, Los Angeles
- Bastion Booger, rp, Stamford
- Beck Hansen, rf, Seattle
- Ben Bailey, lf, on waivers
- Ben Grimm, cf, Brussels
- Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, 2b, Los Angeles
- Benjamin Willis, sp, San Jose/on waivers
- Bertolt Brecht, rp, Kratovo
- Big Boss Man, 1b, Stamford
- Big John Studd, 3b, Stamford
- Bill Cullen, rp, Brussels/on waivers
- Billie Joe Armstrong, lf, Seattle
- Billy Baxter, rp, Dodge City
- Bjornstjerne Bjornson, rp, Stockholm
- Black Mage, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Boba Fett, sp, on waivers
- Boris Spassky, sp, Las Vegas
- Borje Tapper, cf, Kratovo
- Bozo Broketa, cf, Kratovo/Pittsburgh
- Brandon Flowers, cf, Seattle
- Brian Aldiss, rp, Brooklyn
- Brittani Kline, c, Brussels
- Bruno Mars, mr, Seattle
- Bushwhacker Butch, mr, on waivers
C
- C-3PO, 2b, Pittsburgh
- Candice Swanepoel, rp, on waivers
- Caroline Rhea, ss, Terra/on waivers
- Carolyn Murphy, cf, Milan
- Catherine Ironfist, sp, Terra
- Cedric the Owl, c, Seattle
- Celes Chere, rp, San Jose
- Chairman Kaga, cf, on waivers
- Charles Antenen, 2b, Kratovo
- Charles William Post, lf, Industry
- Chip Delany, rp, Brooklyn
- Chris Moneymaker, rp, Las Vegas
- Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan
- Christian Wulff, sp, Milan
- Christie Brinkley, rf, Milan
- Cindy Crawford, cf, Milan
- Clark Kent, ss, Los Angeles
- Claudia Schiffer, mr, Milan
- Coco Chanel, rp, Industry
- Colin Mochrie, mr, Terra
- Connie Willis, mr, Dodge City
- Conrad Hilton, sp, Brooklyn
- Cookie Masterson, c, Hollywood
- Corak, rp, on waivers
- Cornelius Vanderbilt, 3b, Seattle
- Crash Holly, ss, Stamford
- Crono, 2b, Terra
- Cruella De Vil, sp, Pittsburgh/Brussels
- Cyan Garamonde, 3b, San Jose
D
- Dan Dreiberg, cf, on waivers
- Danielle Lloyd, ss, Milan
- Dannii Minogue, 1b, Stockholm
- Dario Fo, lf, Broadway
- David Berkowitz, cf, Las Vegas
- David E. Shaw, c, Los Angeles
- David Henry Hwang, lf, Los Angeles/Brussels
- Denise Richards, sp, Milan
- Dexter Holland, ss, Broadway
- Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose
- Dino Zoff, rp, Kratovo/on waivers
- Dobie Gillis, 1b, Los Angeles
- Doctor Blood, rp, Dodge City
- Donald Trump, 1b, Hollywood
- Donovan Patton, mr, Hollywood
- Dorothy, 2b, San Jose
- Doug Martsch, 2b, Broadway
- Doyle Brunson, sp, Las Vegas
- Dr. Christmas Jones, 3b, Pittsburgh
- Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 2b, Stamford
- Dr. Robert Hartley, mr, Los Angeles
- Dr. Seuss, sp, Industry
E
- E. I. du Pont, ss, Industry
- ED-209, rp, Pittsburgh
- Earl, c, Brooklyn
- Ecco the Dolphin, sp, Brooklyn
- Eddie Vedder, ss, Seattle
- Edgar Kaplan, c, Las Vegas
- Edgar Pangborn, rp, Brooklyn/Brussels
- Elie Ducommun, mr, Los Angeles
- Elizabeth Hurley, 2b, Milan
- Elle Macpherson, sp, Milan
- Elsa Benitez, sp, Milan
- Ely Culbertson, c, Las Vegas
- Emil von Behring, cf, Stockholm
- Emily Haines, cf, Seattle
- Enda Kenny, ss, Brussels
- Enrico Fermi, 3b, Brussels/Los Angeles
- Enzo Scifo, ss, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Erdrick, cf, San Jose
- Eric Frank Russell, rp, Brooklyn
- Eric Rodwell, rf, Las Vegas
- Eric the Unready, 2b, Brussels/on waivers
- Erin Heatherton, mr, Milan
- Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, sp, Stockholm
- Erwin Ballabio, rp, Kratovo
- Estee Lauder, rp, Industry
- Eugene Debs, c, Industry
- Eunice Wentworth Howell, rp, Los Angeles
F
- Face, rf, Hollywood
- Fall-From-Grace, sp, Dodge City
- Felix Unger, rp, on waivers
- Fighter, rf, Kratovo
- Fiona Volpe, mr, Pittsburgh
- Flavor Flav, rp, Hollywood
- Florida Evans, rp, Stamford
- Forrest Gump, 2b, Pittsburgh
- Fox McCloud, cf, San Jose
- Frances Bean Cobain, sp, Seattle
- Frank Serpico, 2b, Dodge City
- Fred Gitelman, 3b, Las Vegas
- Frederic August Otto Schwarz, c, Industry
- Fredrik Bajer, sp, Stockholm
- Friedrich Schiller, sp, Broadway
- Friedrich Weyerhauser, lf, Industry
- Fritz Leiber, 3b, Brussels
- Fulvio Fantoni, lf, on waivers
G
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez, sp, on waivers
- Gene Wolfe, rp, Brooklyn
- George "The Animal" Steele, rp, Stamford
- George Abela, sp, Brussels/Pittsburgh
- George Burns, mr, Terra
- George Jefferson, c, Los Angeles
- George S. Kaufman, ss, San Jose
- George Westinghouse, rf, Brooklyn
- Giampiero Boniperti, ss, Kratovo
- Giant Gonzales, 1b, Stamford
- Gilad Anni-Padda, lf, Terra
- Gilligan, rp, Los Angeles
- Ginger Grant, sp, on waivers
- Gioachino Greco, rp, Las Vegas
- Giorgio Belladonna, ss, Las Vegas
- Gisele Bundchen, sp, Milan
- Giuseppe Meazza, cf, Kratovo
- Glen David Brin, ss, Brooklyn
- Glenn Curtiss, cf, Industry
- Grand Duchess Charlotte, sp, Dodge City
- Grand Duke Jean, mr, Stamford
- Griswold the Blacksmith, rf, Dodge City
- Guy Fieri, rp, Hollywood
- Guy Verhofstadt, rf, Brussels
- Gyula Szengeller, 3b, Kratovo
H
- Hal Clement, sp, Terra
- Hal Jordan, c, Terra
- Hannibal Lecter, sp, Pittsburgh
- Hardcore Holly, cf, Stamford
- Harold Pinter, rf, Broadway
- Harry Harrison, lf, Seattle
- Hawkslayer, rp, Dodge City
- Hendrik Lorentz, ss, on waivers
- Henri Becquerel, ss, Stockholm
- Henry Durant, mr, Brussels/Las Vegas
- Hilary Rhoda, lf, Milan
- Holly Golightly, 1b, Pittsburgh
- Horacio Casarin Garcilazo, rf, Kratovo
- Howie Mandel, 2b, Hollywood/Dodge City
I
J
- J'onn J'onnz, cf, on waivers
- J. Pierpont Morgan, lf, Los Angeles
- J. Willard Marriott, mr, Industry
- Jack D. Ripper, rp, Pittsburgh
- Jack Szostak, cf, Los Angeles
- Jack Torrance, rp, Pittsburgh
- Jack White, lf, Stamford
- Jack Williamson, 1b, Brooklyn
- Jacky Munaron, sp, Kratovo
- Jacob Riis, rf, Industry
- Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, c, Stockholm
- Jaheira, 3b, Dodge City
- Jake "The Snake" Roberts, sp, Stamford
- James Graham Ballard, cf, Hollywood
- James Gunn, c, Pittsburgh
- James Morrow, rp, Brussels
- James Pond, rp, San Jose
- James Tiptree Jr., mr, Dodge City
- Jan Fischer, lf, Brussels
- Janez Jansa, ss, Seattle
- Jaroslaw Kaczynski, rf, Brussels/Brooklyn
- Jason Alexander, rp, Terra
- Jay Heimowitz, mr, Las Vegas/Brussels
- Jed Clampett, ss, Los Angeles
- Jeff Buckley, 1b, Kratovo/on waivers
- Jeff Meckstroth, cf, Las Vegas
- Jeff Rubens, 3b, Las Vegas
- Jeff Sutphen, 1b, Broadway/on waivers
- Jenny Lewis, sp, Las Vegas
- Jenny McCarthy, 1b, Hollywood
- Jerry Lewis, mr, Terra
- Jewel Kilcher, sp, Seattle
- Jim Lange, rp, Hollywood
- Jimmy Hoffa, rp, Industry
- Joan D. Vinge, cf, Brooklyn
- Joan Rivers, rp, Terra
- Joanna Russ, rp, Broadway
- Joe Haldeman, cf, Brooklyn
- John Anderson, c, Hollywood
- John Crowley, mr, on waivers
- John Ford, cf, Broadway
- John Frusciante, c, Seattle
- John Henson, rp, Hollywood
- John Nash, mr, Stockholm
- John Sladek, sp, Brussels
- John Swanson, rf, Las Vegas
- John Webster, ss, Broadway
- John Wyndham Parkes Lucas Beynon Harris, rp, Brussels
- Johnnie Cochran, rp, Dodge City
- Johnny 5, c, Pittsburgh
- Johnny Chan, rp, Las Vegas
- Jon Stewart, rp, Terra
- Jonas Grumby, sp, Los Angeles
- Jose Echegaray, rp, Stockholm
- Jose Socrates, cf, Brussels/Terra
- Judit Polgar, sp, Las Vegas
- Juliana Hatfield, 2b, Brooklyn
- Julie Chen, ss, Hollywood
- Jyrki Katainen, 1b, Brussels
K
- Kalle Svensson, rp, Kratovo
- Kane, ss, Stamford
- Kate Upton, rp, Milan
- Kelly Hu, rp, San Jose
- Ken Masters, rp, on waivers
- Kevin Pollak, mr, Hollywood
- Keyser Soze, sp, Pittsburgh
- Kien "Bossman" Chen, lf, Dodge City
- Kim Gordon, rp, Seattle
- King C. Gillette, cf, Industry
- King Carl XVI Gustaf, rp, Brussels/Brussels/on waivers
- King Frederik IX, sp, Broadway
- King George VI, rp, Brussels
- King Gustaf VI Adolf, rp, Stamford/on waivers
- Kirby, c, San Jose
- Kit Woolsey, ss, Las Vegas
- Klas Pontus Arnoldson, sp, on waivers
- Knuckles the Echidna, 1b, Brussels/on waivers
- Kofi Kingston, c, Stamford
- Krista White, ss, Milan
- Kristanna Loken, 1b, Milan
L
- Larry Niven, mr, Seattle
- Lech Kaczynski, mr, Brussels/Brooklyn
- Leon Leonwood Bean, sp, Industry
- Leonidas da Silva, 2b, Kratovo
- Leslie Feist, sp, Seattle/Stamford
- Lester del Rey, sp, Terra/on waivers
- Lev Yashin, rp, Kratovo
- Lewis Padgett, mr, Terra
- Lily Aldridge, lf, Milan
- Lily Allen, sp, Broadway
- Lily Cole, rp, Pittsburgh
- Lindsey Wixson, lf, Brussels
- Link, 3b, San Jose
- Lisa Loeb, rp, Seattle
- Locke Cole, 1b, San Jose
- Loknar the Last Orion, 3b, Broadway
- Lord Rayleigh, 3b, Stockholm
- Lorraine Hansberry, lf, Broadway
- Lt. Daniel Kaffee, cf, Broadway
- Luigi Pirandello, rp, on waivers
- Luke Skywalker, 3b, Pittsburgh
M
- Magus, 3b, San Jose
- Marcia Brady, rf, Los Angeles
- Marie Curie, c, Stockholm
- Marion Zimmer Bradley, mr, Brooklyn
- Mark Twain, rp, on waivers
- Mark Walberg, sp, Stamford
- Marty McFly, 1b, Brussels/on waivers
- Mary McAleese, sp, Brussels/Terra
- Mary Richards, rp, Los Angeles
- Massimo D'Alelio, cf, Brussels/Broadway
- Mathias Sindelar, 2b, Brussels
- Maude Findlay, rf, Seattle
- Max Factor, rp, Industry
- Max Planck, 2b, Stockholm
- Meatloaf, c, Brussels/on waivers
- Meg White, rp, Seattle
- Mega Man X, rp, San Jose
- Mel Brooks, rp, Terra
- Melvin Purvis, ss, Dodge City
- Meredith Vieira, sp, Brussels
- Merkin Muffley, 1b, Pittsburgh
- Michael "Meathead" Stivic, rf, Los Angeles
- Michael Moorcock, 1b, Brooklyn
- Mickey Appleman, rp, Kratovo/Brussels
- Mike Dirnt, c, Brussels
- Mike Passell, 2b, Stamford
- Miles Kurosky, 1b, on waivers
- Mischa Barton, rp, Milan
- Moby, 1b, on waivers
- Mog, cf, San Jose
- Mother Teresa, sp, Stockholm
- Mr. Perfect, cf, Hollywood
N
- Nei, rf, San Jose
- Neil Simon, c, Broadway
- Nery Pumpido, rp, Brussels/Industry
- Niels Finsen, rf, on waivers
- Nikola Tesla, ss, Industry
O
- O-Ren Ishii, mr, Pittsburgh
- Octavia Butler, lf, Brooklyn
- Officer Lockstock, 1b, Dodge City
- Oldrich Nejedly, lf, Kratovo
- Oliver Goldsmith, cf, Broadway
- Opie Taylor, cf, on waivers
- Orville Wright, lf, Industry
- Owen Hart, 3b, Stamford
- Ozzy Osbourne, 2b, Broadway
P
- Padma Lakshmi, sp, Hollywood
- Paul Bearer, rp, Stamford
- Paul Henri d'Estournelles de Constant, rp, Stockholm
- Paul Samuelson, mr, Stockholm
- Pedro Passos Coelho, 1b, Pittsburgh
- Pele, sp, Terra
- Peter Marshall, mr, Hollywood
- Peter Shaffer, cf, Broadway
- Peter Stanchek, 3b, Terra
- Peter Weichsel, 3b, Stamford
- Phil Seleski, ss, Terra
- Philibert Smellinckx, c, Brooklyn
- Philipp Lenard, ss, Stockholm
- Pierre Curie, 2b, Stockholm
- Piers Anthony Jacob, lf, Brooklyn
- Pieter Zeeman, 2b, Stockholm
- Pietro Forquet, c, Las Vegas
- Piotr Rasputin, c, Terra
- Poul Nyrup Rasmussen, c, Brussels
- Protoman, rp, Dodge City
Q
R
- Ragnar Frisch, mr, Stockholm
- Randi, lf, San Jose
- Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, mr, Brooklyn/Brussels
- Raymond Kelly, 2b, Brooklyn
- Rebecca Romijn, rp, Milan
- Relm Arrowny, rp, San Jose
- Remy LeBeau, ss, Brooklyn
- Rhoda Morgenstern, sp, Los Angeles
- Ric Flair, sp, Stamford
- Ricardo Zamora, sp, Kratovo
- Richard Brinsley Sheridan, 1b, Seattle
- Richie Cunningham, sp, Los Angeles
- Robert Koch, cf, Pittsburgh/on waivers
- Rodney Dangerfield, rp, on waivers
- Roger Wilco, 1b, on waivers
- Ronald Ross, lf, Stockholm
- Roque Maspoli, sp, Kratovo
- Rostam Batmanglij, 2b, Seattle
- Roy Hinkley, 2b, Las Vegas
- Rudyard Kipling, rp, Stockholm
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg, sp, Dodge City
- Rydia of Mist, sp, Hollywood
S
- Sabine Auken, 1b, Las Vegas
- Salmon P. Chase, 2b, on waivers
- Sam Shepard, rf, Hollywood
- Sam Walton, lf, Industry
- Samantha, c, Los Angeles
- Samuel Beckett, cf, Stamford
- Santiago Ramon y Cajal, cf, Stockholm
- Schala, sp, San Jose
- Scott Summers, 2b, Hollywood
- Scott Weiland, 2b, Seattle
- Sgt. Slaughter, c, Dodge City
- Shannan Click, 2b, Milan
- Shirley Manson, rp, Dodge City
- Silvio Piola, ss, Kratovo
- Sir Arthur, rp, on waivers
- Slash, 1b, Pittsburgh
- Sonic the Hedgehog, ss, Dodge City/on waivers
- Stanislaw Lem, 1b, San Jose
- Steven Michael "Steve" Burns, rf, Hollywood
- Stick Stickly, 3b, Hollywood
- Strider Hiryu, cf, San Jose
- Stuart Scott, rf, Stamford
- Sub-Zero, rp, Broadway
- Sugar Kane Kowalczyk, cf, on waivers
- Sugar Ray Leonard, sp, Hollywood
- Susan Polgar, sp, Las Vegas
- Svante Arrhenius, 3b, Stockholm
- Sylvester Stallone, sp, Broadway
T
- T. S. Eliot, rp, Stockholm
- T.J. Cloutier, rp, Las Vegas
- Tanya Adams, cf, Dodge City
- Tarek Sadek, 1b, Las Vegas
- Tarja Halonen, sp, Brussels
- Ted Baxter, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Ted Ditchburn, sp, Kratovo/on waivers
- Ted Turner, rp, Brussels/on waivers
- Terence, lf, Broadway/on waivers
- Terra Branford, sp, San Jose
- Terry Pratchett, 3b, Brooklyn
- The British Bulldog, c, Brussels
- The Undertaker, lf, Kratovo
- Theodor Mommsen, rp, on waivers
- Theodore Lightner, rf, Las Vegas
- Thomas A. Edison, 1b, Industry
- Thomas Mars, mr, Seattle
- Thomaz Soares da Silvia, 1b, Dodge City
- Thornton Wilder, 3b, Broadway
- Tila Tequila, 3b, Hollywood
- Toad, ss, Milan
- Tom Disch, sp, Brooklyn
- Tom Steitz, 1b, Brussels/on waivers
- Tre Cool, 3b, Seattle
- Troy McClure, rp, Hollywood
U
V
- Vernor Vinge, 3b, Los Angeles
- Victor Creed, ss, Terra/Los Angeles/Brussels
- Victor Hugo, rp, Broadway
- Victor Mayakovsky, cf, Broadway
- Viktor Orban, ss, on waivers
- Vincent Vega, rf, Pittsburgh
- Vinnie Barbarino, rp, Los Angeles
- Vinny Gambini, lf, Dodge City
- Virgil, rp, Brussels/on waivers
- Vladimir Beara, rp, Kratovo
- Voltaire, mr, Industry/on waivers
W
- Wall-E, rf, Pittsburgh
- Walter Avarelli, lf, Las Vegas
- Walter Kovacs, 1b, Terra
- Walter Reuther, cf, Industry
- Warrax the Chaos Warrior, rp, on waivers
- Wendy Wasserstein, rf, Broadway
- White Mage, c, Kratovo
- Wilbur Wright, cf, Industry
- Wilf Mannion, ss, San Jose
- Wilhelm Roentgen, 1b, Los Angeles
- Will Keith Kellogg, 3b, Industry
- William Colgate, sp, Broadway/on waivers
- William Gibson, 1b, on waivers
- William Inge, ss, Broadway
- William Wrigley Jr., mr, Industry
X
Y
Z
- Zero, cf, Brussels/Kratovo
By positionCatchers
- Ali Landry, Milan
- Allen Ludden, Milan
- Anders Fogh Rasmussen, Brussels/Los Angeles
- Arthur Miller, Kratovo
- Brittani Kline, Brussels
- Cedric the Owl, Seattle
- Cookie Masterson, Hollywood
- David E. Shaw, Los Angeles
- Earl, Brooklyn
- Edgar Kaplan, Las Vegas
- Ely Culbertson, Las Vegas
- Eugene Debs, Industry
- Frederic August Otto Schwarz, Industry
- George Jefferson, Los Angeles
- Hal Jordan, Terra
- Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, Stockholm
- James Gunn, Pittsburgh
- John Anderson, Hollywood
- John Frusciante, Seattle
- Johnny 5, Pittsburgh
- Kirby, San Jose
- Kofi Kingston, Stamford
- Marie Curie, Stockholm
- Meatloaf, Brussels/on waivers
- Mike Dirnt, Brussels
- Neil Simon, Broadway
- Philibert Smellinckx, Brooklyn
- Pietro Forquet, Las Vegas
- Piotr Rasputin, Terra
- Poul Nyrup Rasmussen, Brussels
- Samantha, Los Angeles
- Sgt. Slaughter, Dodge City
- The British Bulldog, Brussels
- White Mage, Kratovo
First Basemen
- Adolf von Baeyer, Stockholm
- Ak'shel, Dodge City
- Amedeo Amadei, Kratovo
- Andre the Giant, Kratovo
- Arthur Dent, Dodge City
- Big Boss Man, Stamford
- Dannii Minogue, Stockholm
- Dobie Gillis, Los Angeles
- Donald Trump, Hollywood
- Giant Gonzales, Stamford
- Holly Golightly, Pittsburgh
- Jack Williamson, Brooklyn
- Jeff Buckley, Kratovo/on waivers
- Jeff Sutphen, Broadway/on waivers
- Jenny McCarthy, Hollywood
- Jyrki Katainen, Brussels
- Knuckles the Echidna, Brussels/on waivers
- Kristanna Loken, Milan
- Locke Cole, San Jose
- Marty McFly, Brussels/on waivers
- Merkin Muffley, Pittsburgh
- Michael Moorcock, Brooklyn
- Miles Kurosky, on waivers
- Moby, on waivers
- Officer Lockstock, Dodge City
- Pedro Passos Coelho, Pittsburgh
- Richard Brinsley Sheridan, Seattle
- Roger Wilco, on waivers
- Sabine Auken, Las Vegas
- Slash, Pittsburgh
- Stanislaw Lem, San Jose
- Tarek Sadek, Las Vegas
- Thomas A. Edison, Industry
- Thomaz Soares da Silvia, Dodge City
- Tom Steitz, Brussels/on waivers
- Umaro, San Jose
- Walter Kovacs, Terra
- Wilhelm Roentgen, Los Angeles
- William Gibson, on waivers
Second Basemen
- Adrian Veidt, Terra/on waivers
- Anton Chekhov, Industry
- Archie Bunker, on waivers
- Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Los Angeles
- C-3PO, Pittsburgh
- Charles Antenen, Kratovo
- Crono, Terra
- Dorothy, San Jose
- Doug Martsch, Broadway
- Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., Stamford
- Elizabeth Hurley, Milan
- Eric the Unready, Brussels/on waivers
- Forrest Gump, Pittsburgh
- Frank Serpico, Dodge City
- Howie Mandel, Hollywood/Dodge City
- Juliana Hatfield, Brooklyn
- Leonidas da Silva, Kratovo
- Mathias Sindelar, Brussels
- Max Planck, Stockholm
- Mike Passell, Stamford
- Ozzy Osbourne, Broadway
- Pierre Curie, Stockholm
- Pieter Zeeman, Stockholm
- Raymond Kelly, Brooklyn
- Rostam Batmanglij, Seattle
- Roy Hinkley, Las Vegas
- Salmon P. Chase, on waivers
- Scott Summers, Hollywood
- Scott Weiland, Seattle
- Shannan Click, Milan
Third Basemen
- Armistead Burwell Smith IV, Seattle
- Big John Studd, Stamford
- Cornelius Vanderbilt, Seattle
- Cyan Garamonde, San Jose
- Dr. Christmas Jones, Pittsburgh
- Enrico Fermi, Brussels/Los Angeles
- Fred Gitelman, Las Vegas
- Fritz Leiber, Brussels
- Gyula Szengeller, Kratovo
- Ida Tarbell, on waivers
- Irina Shayk, Milan
- Jaheira, Dodge City
- Jeff Rubens, Las Vegas
- Link, San Jose
- Loknar the Last Orion, Broadway
- Lord Rayleigh, Stockholm
- Luke Skywalker, Pittsburgh
- Magus, San Jose
- Owen Hart, Stamford
- Peter Stanchek, Terra
- Peter Weichsel, Stamford
- Stick Stickly, Hollywood
- Svante Arrhenius, Stockholm
- Terry Pratchett, Brooklyn
- Thornton Wilder, Broadway
- Tila Tequila, Hollywood
- Tre Cool, Seattle
- Vernor Vinge, Los Angeles
- Will Keith Kellogg, Industry
Shortstops
- Alfonso Ribeiro, Hollywood
- Amelie Poulain, Pittsburgh/on waivers
- Anne McCaffrey, Brooklyn
- Anya Amasova, Pittsburgh
- Caroline Rhea, Terra/on waivers
- Clark Kent, Los Angeles
- Crash Holly, Stamford
- Danielle Lloyd, Milan
- Dexter Holland, Broadway
- E. I. du Pont, Industry
- Eddie Vedder, Seattle
- Enda Kenny, Brussels
- Enzo Scifo, Los Angeles/on waivers
- George S. Kaufman, San Jose
- Giampiero Boniperti, Kratovo
- Giorgio Belladonna, Las Vegas
- Glen David Brin, Brooklyn
- Hendrik Lorentz, on waivers
- Henri Becquerel, Stockholm
- Iveta Radicova, Brussels/Terra
- Janez Jansa, Seattle
- Jed Clampett, Los Angeles
- John Webster, Broadway
- Julie Chen, Hollywood
- Kane, Stamford
- Kit Woolsey, Las Vegas
- Krista White, Milan
- Melvin Purvis, Dodge City
- Nikola Tesla, Industry
- Phil Seleski, Terra
- Philipp Lenard, Stockholm
- Remy LeBeau, Brooklyn
- Silvio Piola, Kratovo
- Sonic the Hedgehog, Dodge City/on waivers
- Toad, Milan
- Victor Creed, Terra/Los Angeles/Brussels
- Viktor Orban, on waivers
- Wilf Mannion, San Jose
- William Inge, Broadway
- Yokozuna, on waivers
Left Fielders
- Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
- Art Linkletter, Hollywood
- Ben Bailey, on waivers
- Billie Joe Armstrong, Seattle
- Charles William Post, Industry
- Dario Fo, Broadway
- David Henry Hwang, Los Angeles/Brussels
- Friedrich Weyerhauser, Industry
- Fulvio Fantoni, on waivers
- Gilad Anni-Padda, Terra
- Harry Harrison, Seattle
- Hilary Rhoda, Milan
- J. Pierpont Morgan, Los Angeles
- Jack White, Stamford
- Jan Fischer, Brussels
- Kien "Bossman" Chen, Dodge City
- Lily Aldridge, Milan
- Lindsey Wixson, Brussels
- Lorraine Hansberry, Broadway
- Octavia Butler, Brooklyn
- Oldrich Nejedly, Kratovo
- Orville Wright, Industry
- Piers Anthony Jacob, Brooklyn
- Randi, San Jose
- Ronald Ross, Stockholm
- Sam Walton, Industry
- Terence, Broadway/on waivers
- The Undertaker, Kratovo
- Ultros, San Jose
- Vinny Gambini, Dodge City
- Walter Avarelli, Las Vegas
Center Fielders
- Adolphus Busch, Brussels
- Alex Delarge, Pittsburgh
- Anthony Kiedis, Seattle
- Ben Grimm, Brussels
- Borje Tapper, Kratovo
- Bozo Broketa, Kratovo/Pittsburgh
- Brandon Flowers, Seattle
- Carolyn Murphy, Milan
- Chairman Kaga, on waivers
- Cindy Crawford, Milan
- Dan Dreiberg, on waivers
- David Berkowitz, Las Vegas
- Emil von Behring, Stockholm
- Emily Haines, Seattle
- Erdrick, San Jose
- Fox McCloud, San Jose
- Giuseppe Meazza, Kratovo
- Glenn Curtiss, Industry
- Hardcore Holly, Stamford
- J'onn J'onnz, on waivers
- Jack Szostak, Los Angeles
- James Graham Ballard, Hollywood
- Jeff Meckstroth, Las Vegas
- Joan D. Vinge, Brooklyn
- Joe Haldeman, Brooklyn
- John Ford, Broadway
- Jose Socrates, Brussels/Terra
- King C. Gillette, Industry
- Lt. Daniel Kaffee, Broadway
- Massimo D'Alelio, Brussels/Broadway
- Mog, San Jose
- Mr. Perfect, Hollywood
- Oliver Goldsmith, Broadway
- Opie Taylor, on waivers
- Peter Shaffer, Broadway
- Robert Koch, Pittsburgh/on waivers
- Samuel Beckett, Stamford
- Santiago Ramon y Cajal, Stockholm
- Strider Hiryu, San Jose
- Sugar Kane Kowalczyk, on waivers
- Tanya Adams, Dodge City
- Victor Mayakovsky, Broadway
- Walter Reuther, Industry
- Wilbur Wright, Industry
- Zero, Brussels/Kratovo
Right Fielders
- Alphonse Laveran, Stockholm
- Angelo Mortalli, Terra
- Aram Anni-Padda, Terra
- Beck Hansen, Seattle
- Christie Brinkley, Milan
- Eric Rodwell, Las Vegas
- Face, Hollywood
- Fighter, Kratovo
- George Westinghouse, Brooklyn
- Griswold the Blacksmith, Dodge City
- Guy Verhofstadt, Brussels
- Harold Pinter, Broadway
- Horacio Casarin Garcilazo, Kratovo
- Ivar Anni-Padda, Terra
- Jacob Riis, Industry
- Jaroslaw Kaczynski, Brussels/Brooklyn
- John Swanson, Las Vegas
- Marcia Brady, Los Angeles
- Maude Findlay, Seattle
- Michael "Meathead" Stivic, Los Angeles
- Nei, San Jose
- Niels Finsen, on waivers
- Queen Kalindra, Terra
- Sam Shepard, Hollywood
- Steven Michael "Steve" Burns, Hollywood
- Stuart Scott, Stamford
- Theodore Lightner, Las Vegas
- Vincent Vega, Pittsburgh
- Wall-E, Pittsburgh
- Wendy Wasserstein, Broadway
Starting Pitchers
- Albert Gobat, Seattle
- Alfred P. Sloan, Industry
- Anne Robinson, Dodge City
- Antal Szabo, Kratovo
- Barry N. Malzberg, Brooklyn
- Basil Fawlty, Los Angeles
- Benjamin Willis, San Jose/on waivers
- Boba Fett, on waivers
- Boris Spassky, Las Vegas
- Catherine Ironfist, Terra
- Christian Wulff, Milan
- Conrad Hilton, Brooklyn
- Cruella De Vil, Pittsburgh/Brussels
- Denise Richards, Milan
- Doyle Brunson, Las Vegas
- Dr. Seuss, Industry
- Ecco the Dolphin, Brooklyn
- Elle Macpherson, Milan
- Elsa Benitez, Milan
- Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, Stockholm
- Fall-From-Grace, Dodge City
- Frances Bean Cobain, Seattle
- Fredrik Bajer, Stockholm
- Friedrich Schiller, Broadway
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez, on waivers
- George Abela, Brussels/Pittsburgh
- Ginger Grant, on waivers
- Gisele Bundchen, Milan
- Grand Duchess Charlotte, Dodge City
- Hal Clement, Terra
- Hannibal Lecter, Pittsburgh
- Jacky Munaron, Kratovo
- Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Stamford
- Jenny Lewis, Las Vegas
- Jewel Kilcher, Seattle
- John Sladek, Brussels
- Jonas Grumby, Los Angeles
- Judit Polgar, Las Vegas
- Keyser Soze, Pittsburgh
- King Frederik IX, Broadway
- Klas Pontus Arnoldson, on waivers
- Leon Leonwood Bean, Industry
- Leslie Feist, Seattle/Stamford
- Lester del Rey, Terra/on waivers
- Lily Allen, Broadway
- Mark Walberg, Stamford
- Mary McAleese, Brussels/Terra
- Meredith Vieira, Brussels
- Mother Teresa, Stockholm
- Padma Lakshmi, Hollywood
- Pele, Terra
- Rhoda Morgenstern, Los Angeles
- Ric Flair, Stamford
- Ricardo Zamora, Kratovo
- Richie Cunningham, Los Angeles
- Roque Maspoli, Kratovo
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Dodge City
- Rydia of Mist, Hollywood
- Schala, San Jose
- Sugar Ray Leonard, Hollywood
- Susan Polgar, Las Vegas
- Sylvester Stallone, Broadway
- Tarja Halonen, Brussels
- Ted Baxter, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Ted Ditchburn, Kratovo/on waivers
- Terra Branford, San Jose
- Tom Disch, Brooklyn
- William Colgate, Broadway/on waivers
- Xenia Onatopp, Pittsburgh
- Yoshi, San Jose
Middle Relievers
- Bad News Brown, Stamford
- Bruno Mars, Seattle
- Bushwhacker Butch, on waivers
- Claudia Schiffer, Milan
- Colin Mochrie, Terra
- Connie Willis, Dodge City
- Donovan Patton, Hollywood
- Dr. Robert Hartley, Los Angeles
- Elie Ducommun, Los Angeles
- Erin Heatherton, Milan
- Fiona Volpe, Pittsburgh
- George Burns, Terra
- Grand Duke Jean, Stamford
- Henry Durant, Brussels/Las Vegas
- J. Willard Marriott, Industry
- James Tiptree Jr., Dodge City
- Jay Heimowitz, Las Vegas/Brussels
- Jerry Lewis, Terra
- John Crowley, on waivers
- John Nash, Stockholm
- Kevin Pollak, Hollywood
- Larry Niven, Seattle
- Lech Kaczynski, Brussels/Brooklyn
- Lewis Padgett, Terra
- Marion Zimmer Bradley, Brooklyn
- O-Ren Ishii, Pittsburgh
- Paul Samuelson, Stockholm
- Peter Marshall, Hollywood
- Ragnar Frisch, Stockholm
- Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, Brooklyn/Brussels
- Thomas Mars, Seattle
- Voltaire, Industry/on waivers
- William Wrigley Jr., Industry
Relief Pitchers
- Adrianne Curry, Milan
- Al Snow, Stamford/on waivers
- Alan Alda, Terra
- Alan Dershowitz, Dodge City
- Alanis Morissette, on waivers
- Albert Rust, Kratovo
- Algisto Lorenzato, Stamford
- Ali Larter, Pittsburgh
- Arthur Fonzarelli, Los Angeles
- August Wilson, Broadway
- Bastion Booger, Stamford
- Bertolt Brecht, Kratovo
- Bill Cullen, Brussels/on waivers
- Billy Baxter, Dodge City
- Bjornstjerne Bjornson, Stockholm
- Black Mage, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Brian Aldiss, Brooklyn
- Candice Swanepoel, on waivers
- Celes Chere, San Jose
- Chip Delany, Brooklyn
- Chris Moneymaker, Las Vegas
- Chrissy Teigen, Milan
- Coco Chanel, Industry
- Corak, on waivers
- Diddy Kong, San Jose
- Dino Zoff, Kratovo/on waivers
- Doctor Blood, Dodge City
- ED-209, Pittsburgh
- Edgar Pangborn, Brooklyn/Brussels
- Eric Frank Russell, Brooklyn
- Erwin Ballabio, Kratovo
- Estee Lauder, Industry
- Eunice Wentworth Howell, Los Angeles
- Felix Unger, on waivers
- Flavor Flav, Hollywood
- Florida Evans, Stamford
- Gene Wolfe, Brooklyn
- George "The Animal" Steele, Stamford
- Gilligan, Los Angeles
- Gioachino Greco, Las Vegas
- Guy Fieri, Hollywood
- Hawkslayer, Dodge City
- Jack D. Ripper, Pittsburgh
- Jack Torrance, Pittsburgh
- James Morrow, Brussels
- James Pond, San Jose
- Jason Alexander, Terra
- Jim Lange, Hollywood
- Jimmy Hoffa, Industry
- Joan Rivers, Terra
- Joanna Russ, Broadway
- John Henson, Hollywood
- John Wyndham Parkes Lucas Beynon Harris, Brussels
- Johnnie Cochran, Dodge City
- Johnny Chan, Las Vegas
- Jon Stewart, Terra
- Jose Echegaray, Stockholm
- Kalle Svensson, Kratovo
- Kate Upton, Milan
- Kelly Hu, San Jose
- Ken Masters, on waivers
- Kim Gordon, Seattle
- King Carl XVI Gustaf, Brussels/Brussels/on waivers
- King George VI, Brussels
- King Gustaf VI Adolf, Stamford/on waivers
- Lev Yashin, Kratovo
- Lily Cole, Pittsburgh
- Lisa Loeb, Seattle
- Luigi Pirandello, on waivers
- Mark Twain, on waivers
- Mary Richards, Los Angeles
- Max Factor, Industry
- Meg White, Seattle
- Mega Man X, San Jose
- Mel Brooks, Terra
- Mickey Appleman, Kratovo/Brussels
- Mischa Barton, Milan
- Nery Pumpido, Brussels/Industry
- Paul Bearer, Stamford
- Paul Henri d'Estournelles de Constant, Stockholm
- Protoman, Dodge City
- Queen Margrethe II, on waivers
- Rebecca Romijn, Milan
- Relm Arrowny, San Jose
- Rodney Dangerfield, on waivers
- Rudyard Kipling, Stockholm
- Shirley Manson, Dodge City
- Sir Arthur, on waivers
- Sub-Zero, Broadway
- T. S. Eliot, Stockholm
- T.J. Cloutier, Las Vegas
- Ted Turner, Brussels/on waivers
- Theodor Mommsen, on waivers
- Troy McClure, Hollywood
- Victor Hugo, Broadway
- Vinnie Barbarino, Los Angeles
- Virgil, Brussels/on waivers
- Vladimir Beara, Kratovo
- Warrax the Chaos Warrior, on waivers