Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 11247 Billie Holiday, 27, 1b (340 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, 12.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11528 Ed Sheeran, 24, 2b (63 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, -6.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11022 Jeff Penalty, 28, 3b (312 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11393 Dusty Hill, 24, 3b (99 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 3.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 10982 Bibian Mentel, 29, ss (350 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 5.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11660 Jamie Lynn Spears, 22, ss (97 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, 7.8 ORAP/40)
- 11637 Hayley Williams, 21, ss (81 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 13.0 ORAP/40)
Outfielders:
- 11167 Muddy Waters, 30, lf (371 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11684 Britney Spears, 22, cf (214 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 2.4 ORAP/40)
- 11536 John Prine, 22, cf (43 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11422 Alexandra Botez, 24, rf (168 GP, 2.9 DRAP/40, -8.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 10947 Jim Eno, 29, sp (1113 IP, 14.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11249 B. B. King, 28, sp (562 IP, 6.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11582 Louis Armstrong, 25, sp (543 IP, 16.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11302 Julien Baker, 25, sp (171 IP, -3.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 11074 East Bay Ray, 28, rp (287 IP, 10.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11297 Jack Antonoff, 28, rp (269 IP, 17.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11342 Young Thug, 27, rp (155 IP, 3.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11521 Warren Zevon, 27, rp (150 IP, 8.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11856 Mallrat, 22, rp (53 IP, -10.4 PRAA/100 IP)
Minors:
- 11764 Janja Garnbret, 23, cf (45 GP, -5.2 DRAP/40, 1.4 ORAP/40)
- 12029 Caroline Polachek, 19, mr
- 11947 Coll Jhamin, 20, rp
- 11950 Bethany Cosentino, 18, sp
- 11999 Aaron Pfenning, 17, rf
- 11925 Izzy Stradlin, 20, cf