Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 11247 Billie Holiday, 28, 1b (388 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 10.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11528 Ed Sheeran, 25, 2b (101 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -4.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11022 Jeff Penalty, 29, 3b (343 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11393 Dusty Hill, 25, 3b (145 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, 6.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 10982 Bibian Mentel, 30, ss (381 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11660 Jamie Lynn Spears, 23, ss (142 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, 5.1 ORAP/40)
- 11637 Hayley Williams, 22, ss (127 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, 12.6 ORAP/40)
Outfielders:
- 11167 Muddy Waters, 31, lf (411 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11684 Britney Spears, 23, cf (257 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40)
- 11764 Janja Garnbret, 24, cf (51 GP, -4.8 DRAP/40, 3.9 ORAP/40)
- 11422 Alexandra Botez, 25, rf (209 GP, 3.1 DRAP/40, -7.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 10947 Jim Eno, 30, sp (1242 IP, 15.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11582 Louis Armstrong, 26, sp (658 IP, 18.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11249 B. B. King, 29, sp (616 IP, 7.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12145 Charli XCX, 21, sp (19 IP, -11.9 PRAA/100 IP)
Relievers:
- 12029 Caroline Polachek, 20, mr (14 IP, -11.4 PRAA/100 IP)
- 11074 East Bay Ray, 29, rp (311 IP, 11.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11297 Jack Antonoff, 29, rp (293 IP, 18.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11486 Jose Angel Iribar Kortajarena, 26, rp (200 IP, 3.3 PRAA/100 IP)
- 11342 Young Thug, 28, rp (193 IP, 6.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Minors:
- 11536 John Prine, 23, cf (67 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -4.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11950 Bethany Cosentino, 19, sp (11 IP, -21.4 PRAA/100 IP)
- 11947 Coll Jhamin, 21, rp (8 IP, -33.6 PRAA/100 IP)
- 12097 Iggy Pop, 19, 1b
- 11999 Aaron Pfenning, 18, rf
- 11925 Izzy Stradlin, 21, cf