Roster for Cambridge Mechanics:

Catchers:

• 11043 Orange Julius, 31, c (547 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 11105 Niko Bellic, 29, 1b (452 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11505 Gladys Radio, 25, 1b (285 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 3.7 ORAP/40)
• 11053 Dominic Toretto, 30, 2b (625 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11897 Dot Matrix, 22, 2b (147 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40)
• 11561 Ed Amame, 26, 3b (357 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40)
• 10868 Deathborn, 33, ss (647 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 6.4 ORAP/40)
• 12092 Moe D'Lawn, 21, ss (34 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, -5.6 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 10866 Jody Summer, 33, lf (460 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40)
• 12170 Stan Wellback, 18, lf (45 GP, -11.5 DRAP/40, -17.5 ORAP/40)
• 12138 Colin Response, 19, cf (84 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -9.9 ORAP/40)
• 11813 Pat Pending, 22, cf (63 GP, -3.4 DRAP/40, -3.6 ORAP/40)
• 11195 Ptarmigan, 30, rf (510 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 11501 Stu Earley, 28, sp (461 IP, -0.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12063 Holly Unlikely, 21, sp (110 IP, -27.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12083 Perry Winkle, 22, sp (101 IP, -13.1 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 10985 Lil Tecca, 33, rp (375 IP, 5.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11029 Moneybagg Yo, 32, rp (262 IP, 13.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11428 Will Power, 26, rp (241 IP, 5.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11937 Xavier Breath, 24, rp (90 IP, 10.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12157 Carmen Dating, 19, rp (21 IP, -4.2 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 11508 Carmine Dioxide, 25, sp (187 IP, -18.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12058 Joe Klein, 20, ss
• 12235 Stella Payne Diaz, 20, c
• 12205 Carrie Desofa, 18, rp
• 12040 Stan Beck, 19, rp
• 12108 Doris Shutt, 18, rf