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Adolf von Baeyer, c, Stockholm
Adolphus Busch, cf, on waivers
Adrianne Curry, rp, Milan
Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
Ak'shel, 1b, Dodge City
Alan Alda, rp, Terra
Alan Dershowitz, rp, Dodge City
Albert Gobat, sp, Seattle
Albert Rust, rp, Kratovo
Alex Delarge, cf, Pittsburgh
Alexander Pushkin, rp, Broadway
Alfonso Ribeiro, ss, Hollywood
Alfred Jarry, ss, Broadway
Alfred P. Sloan, sp, Industry
Algisto Lorenzato, rp, Stamford
Ali Landry, c, Milan
Ali Larter, rp, Pittsburgh
Allen Ludden, c, on waivers
Alphonse Laveran, rf, Stockholm
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, rp, Industry
Alyssa Miller, rp, Milan
Amedeo Amadei, 1b, Kratovo
Anders Fogh Rasmussen, c, Los Angeles
Andre the Giant, 1b, Kratovo
Andris Berzins, sp, Brussels
Angelo Mortalli, rf, Terra
Anne McCaffrey, ss, Brooklyn
Anne Robinson, mr, Dodge City
Anneli Tuulikki Jaatteenmaki, 3b, Brussels
Antal Szabo, sp, Kratovo/Seattle
Anthony Kiedis, cf, on waivers
Anton Chekhov, 2b, Industry
Anya Amasova, ss, Pittsburgh
Aram Anni-Padda, rf, Terra
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 3b, Seattle/Kratovo
Arnold Ruutel, sp, Brussels
Art Linkletter, lf, Hollywood
Arthur Dent, 1b, Dodge City/on waivers
Arthur Fonzarelli, rp, Los Angeles
Arthur Miller, c, Kratovo
August Wilson, rp, on waivers

Bad News Brown, mr, Stamford
Barney Miller, lf, Los Angeles
Barry N. Malzberg, mr, Brooklyn/Seattle
Basil Fawlty, sp, Los Angeles
Bastion Booger, rp, Stamford/on waivers
Beck Hansen, rf, Seattle
Ben Grimm, lf, Brussels/on waivers
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, 2b, Los Angeles
Bertolt Brecht, rp, Kratovo
Big Boss Man, 1b, Stamford
Big John Studd, rf, Stamford
Billie Joe Armstrong, lf, Seattle
Billy Baxter, rp, Dodge City
Bjornstjerne Bjornson, rp, Stockholm
Boris Spassky, sp, Las Vegas
Borje Tapper, cf, on waivers
Bozo Broketa, cf, Pittsburgh
Brandon Flowers, cf, Seattle
Brian Aldiss, rp, Brooklyn
Brittani Kline, lf, on waivers
Bruno Mars, mr, Seattle

C-3PO, c, Pittsburgh
Carolyn Murphy, cf, Milan
Catherine Ironfist, sp, Terra
Cedric the Owl, c, Seattle
Celes Chere, rp, San Jose
Charles Antenen, 2b, Kratovo
Charles William Post, lf, Industry
Charmander, 2b, San Jose
Chip Delany, rp, Brooklyn
Chris Harrison, ss, Hollywood
Chris Moneymaker, rp, Las Vegas/on waivers
Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan
Christian Wulff, sp, Milan
Christie Brinkley, rf, Milan
Cindy Crawford, cf, Milan
Clark Kent, 1b, Los Angeles
Claudia Schiffer, mr, Milan
Coco Chanel, rp, Broadway
Colin Mochrie, mr, Terra
Connie Willis, mr, Dodge City
Conrad Hilton, sp, Brooklyn
Cookie Masterson, c, Hollywood
Cornelius Vanderbilt, 3b, Dodge City/Seattle
Crash Holly, ss, Stamford
Crono, 2b, Terra
Cruella De Vil, sp, Brussels/on waivers
Cyan Garamonde, 3b, Broadway

Danielle Lloyd, 2b, Milan
Dannii Minogue, 1b, Stockholm
Dario Fo, lf, Broadway
David Berkowitz, cf, Las Vegas
David E. Shaw, c, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
David Henry Hwang, lf, Brussels
Denise Richards, sp, Milan
Dexter Holland, ss, Broadway
Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose
Dobie Gillis, 1b, Los Angeles
Doctor Blood, rp, Dodge City
Donald Trump, 1b, Hollywood
Donovan Patton, mr, Hollywood/on waivers
Dorothy, 2b, San Jose
Doug Martsch, 2b, Broadway
Doyle Brunson, sp, Las Vegas
Dr. Christmas Jones, 3b, Pittsburgh
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 2b, Stamford
Dr. Robert Hartley, mr, Los Angeles
Dr. Seuss, sp, Industry

E. I. du Pont, ss, Industry
ED-209, rp, Pittsburgh
Earl, c, Brooklyn/Seattle/Kratovo
Ecco the Dolphin, sp, Brooklyn
Eddie Vedder, ss, Seattle
Edgar Kaplan, c, Las Vegas
Edgar Pangborn, rp, Brussels
Elie Ducommun, mr, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Hurley, 2b, Milan
Elle Macpherson, sp, Milan
Elsa Benitez, mr, Milan
Ely Culbertson, c, Las Vegas/on waivers
Emil von Behring, cf, on waivers
Emily Haines, cf, Seattle/on waivers
Enda Kenny, ss, Brussels/Stamford
Enrico Fermi, 3b, Los Angeles
Erdrick, cf, San Jose/on waivers
Eric Frank Russell, rp, Brooklyn
Eric Rodwell, lf, Las Vegas
Erin Heatherton, mr, Milan
Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, sp, Stockholm
Erwin Ballabio, rp, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, rp, Industry
Eugene Debs, c, Industry
Eunice Wentworth Howell, rp, Los Angeles
Evan Dando, 1b, Seattle

Face, rf, Hollywood
Fall-From-Grace, sp, Dodge City
Fighter, rf, Kratovo
Fiona Volpe, mr, Las Vegas
Flavor Flav, rp, Hollywood
Flea, 2b, Seattle
Florida Evans, rp, Las Vegas
Forrest Gump, 2b, Pittsburgh
Fox McCloud, cf, San Jose
Frances Bean Cobain, sp, Seattle/Hollywood
Francis Beaumont, sp, Broadway
Frank Serpico, 2b, Dodge City
Fred Gitelman, 3b, Las Vegas
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, rf, Industry
Fredrik Bajer, sp, Stockholm
Friedrich Schiller, mr, Broadway
Friedrich Weyerhauser, 2b, Industry
Fritz Leiber, 3b, Stamford

Gaear Grimsrud, sp, Pittsburgh
Gene Wolfe, rp, Brooklyn
George "The Animal" Steele, rp, Stamford
George Abela, mr, Pittsburgh
George Burns, mr, Terra
George Jefferson, c, Dodge City
George S. Kaufman, ss, San Jose
George Westinghouse, rf, Brooklyn
Giampiero Boniperti, ss, Kratovo
Giant Gonzales, cf, on waivers
Gilad Anni-Padda, lf, Terra
Gilligan, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Gioachino Greco, rp, Las Vegas/on waivers
Giorgio Belladonna, ss, Las Vegas
Gisele Bundchen, sp, Milan
Giuseppe Meazza, cf, Kratovo
Glen David Brin, ss, Brooklyn
Glenn Curtiss, cf, Brussels
Gloria Allred, rp, Dodge City
Grand Duchess Charlotte, sp, Dodge City
Grand Duke Jean, mr, Stamford
Griswold the Blacksmith, rf, Dodge City
Guglielmo Marconi, 3b, Stockholm
Guy Fieri, rp, Hollywood
Guy Verhofstadt, rf, on waivers
Gyula Szengeller, 3b, Kratovo

Hal Clement, sp, Terra
Hal Jordan, c, Terra
Hannibal Lecter, sp, Pittsburgh
Hardcore Holly, cf, Stamford
Harold Pinter, rf, Broadway
Harry Harrison, lf, Seattle
Hawkslayer, rp, Dodge City
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, lf, Brussels
Henri Becquerel, ss, Stockholm
Henry Durant, mr, Las Vegas
Henryk Sienkiewicz, rp, Stockholm
Hilary Rhoda, lf, Milan
Holly Golightly, 1b, Pittsburgh
Hong Deok-Young, rp, on waivers
Horacio Casarin Garcilazo, rf, Kratovo/on waivers
Howie Mandel, 2b, Dodge City/Seattle/on waivers

Ilya Mechnikov, lf, Stockholm
Irina Shayk, 3b, Milan
Ivar Anni-Padda, cf, Terra
Iveta Radicova, ss, Terra

J. Pierpont Morgan, lf, Los Angeles
J. Willard Marriott, mr, Industry
Jack D. Ripper, sp, Pittsburgh
Jack Szostak, cf, Los Angeles
Jack Torrance, rp, Pittsburgh
Jack White, rf, Stamford/Stamford
Jack Williamson, 1b, Brooklyn
Jacky Munaron, sp, Kratovo
Jacob Riis, rf, Industry
Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, c, on waivers
Jaheira, 3b, Dodge City
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, sp, Stamford
James Graham Ballard, cf, on waivers
James Gunn, c, Pittsburgh
James Howlett, cf, Terra
James Morrow, rp, Brussels
James Pond, rp, San Jose
James Tiptree Jr., mr, on waivers
Jan Fischer, lf, Brussels/Hollywood
Janez Jansa, ss, Seattle
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, rf, Brooklyn
Jason Alexander, rp, Terra
Jay Heimowitz, mr, Brussels
Jed Clampett, ss, Los Angeles
Jeff Meckstroth, cf, Las Vegas
Jeff Rubens, 3b, Las Vegas
Jenny Lewis, sp, Las Vegas
Jenny McCarthy, 1b, Hollywood
Jerry Lewis, mr, Terra
Jewel Kilcher, sp, Seattle
Jigglypuff, sp, San Jose
Jim Lange, rp, Hollywood
Jimmy Hoffa, rp, Industry
Joan D. Vinge, cf, Brooklyn
Joan Rivers, rp, Terra
Joanna Russ, rp, Broadway/on waivers
Joe Haldeman, cf, Brooklyn
John Anderson, c, Hollywood
John Fletcher, sp, Broadway
John Ford, cf, Broadway
John Frusciante, c, Seattle
John Henson, rp, Las Vegas
John Millington Synge, 1b, Broadway
John Nash, sp, Stockholm
John Sladek, sp, on waivers
John Swanson, rf, Las Vegas
John Webster, ss, Broadway
John Wyndham Parkes Lucas Beynon Harris, rp, Brussels
Johnnie Cochran, rp, Dodge City
Johnny 5, ss, Pittsburgh
Johnny Chan, rp, Las Vegas/on waivers
Jon Stewart, rp, Terra
Jonas Grumby, sp, Los Angeles
Joop den Uyl, 2b, Brussels
Jose Echegaray, rp, Stockholm
Jose Socrates, cf, Terra
Joseph B. Bloomingdale, lf, Los Angeles
Judit Polgar, sp, Las Vegas
Juliana Hatfield, 2b, Brooklyn
Julie Chen, ss, Hollywood
Jyrki Katainen, 1b, Brussels/on waivers

Kalle Svensson, rp, Kratovo/on waivers
Kane, ss, on waivers
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, sp, Terra
Kate Upton, rp, Milan
Kathy Ireland, c, Milan
Kelly Hu, rp, San Jose
Kelly Kelly, cf, Stamford
Kennedy, 1b, Hollywood
Kerri Sanborn, ss, Brussels
Kevin Pollak, mr, Hollywood
Keyser Soze, sp, Pittsburgh
Kien "Bossman" Chen, lf, Dodge City
Kim Gordon, rp, Seattle
King C. Gillette, cf, Industry
King Frederik IX, sp, Broadway
King George VI, rp, Brussels/on waivers
King Gustaf V, rp, Brussels
Kirby, c, San Jose
Kit Woolsey, 1b, Las Vegas
Kofi Kingston, c, Stamford
Krista White, ss, Brussels/on waivers
Kristanna Loken, 1b, on waivers
Kylie Bisutti, 2b, Milan

Lara Stone, lf, Milan
Larry Niven, mr, Seattle
Latka Gravas, cf, Los Angeles
Lech Kaczynski, mr, Brooklyn
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, rf, Kratovo
Leon Leonwood Bean, sp, Industry
Leonidas da Silva, 2b, Kratovo
Leslie Feist, rp, Stamford
Lev Yashin, rp, Kratovo
Lewis Padgett, mr, on waivers
Lily Aldridge, lf, Milan
Lily Allen, mr, Broadway
Lily Cole, rp, Las Vegas/on waivers
Linda Litzke, 1b, Pittsburgh
Lindsey Wixson, lf, Brussels/on waivers
Link, 3b, on waivers
Lisa Loeb, rp, Seattle
Locke Cole, ss, San Jose
Loknar the Last Orion, 3b, Broadway
Lord Rayleigh, 3b, Stockholm
Lorraine Hansberry, lf, Broadway
Louis Beel, cf, Brussels
Louis Brandeis, sp, Dodge City
Lt. Daniel Kaffee, cf, Dodge City/on waivers
Luke Skywalker, 3b, Terra

Magus, 3b, San Jose
Marcia Brady, cf, Los Angeles
Marge Gunderson, 3b, Pittsburgh
Marie Curie, ss, Stockholm
Marion Zimmer Bradley, mr, Brooklyn
Mark Walberg, sp, Stamford
Mary McAleese, sp, Terra
Mary Richards, rp, Los Angeles
Massimo D'Alelio, cf, on waivers
Mathias Sindelar, 2b, Brussels/Hollywood
Maude Findlay, rf, Seattle
Max Factor, rp, Industry
Max Planck, 2b, on waivers
Meg White, rp, Seattle
Mega Man X, rp, San Jose
Mel Brooks, rp, on waivers
Melissa Rycroft, rp, Hollywood/Brussels
Melvin Purvis, ss, Dodge City
Meredith Vieira, sp, on waivers
Merkin Muffley, 1b, Brussels
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, rf, Los Angeles
Michael Moorcock, lf, Brooklyn
Mickey Appleman, rp, on waivers
Mike Dirnt, c, Brussels
Mike Passell, 3b, Stamford
Mischa Barton, rp, on waivers
Mog, lf, San Jose
Molly Holly, 1b, Stamford
Mother Teresa, sp, Stockholm
Mr. Perfect, cf, Hollywood

Nei, rf, San Jose
Neil Simon, c, Broadway
Nery Pumpido, rp, Industry
Nikola Tesla, 1b, Industry
Nikolai Gogol, cf, Broadway

O-Ren Ishii, mr, Pittsburgh
Octavia Butler, lf, Brooklyn
Officer Lockstock, 1b, Dodge City
Oldrich Nejedly, lf, Kratovo
Oliver Goldsmith, cf, Brooklyn
Orville Wright, lf, Industry
Owen Hart, 3b, Stamford/on waivers
Ozzie Walls, 1b, Brussels
Ozzy Osbourne, 2b, Los Angeles/Brussels/on waivers

Paavo Lipponen, 2b, Brussels/Brussels
Padma Lakshmi, sp, Hollywood
Paul Bearer, rp, Stamford
Paul Ehrlich, lf, Stockholm
Paul Henri d'Estournelles de Constant, rp, Stockholm
Paul Samuelson, mr, Stockholm
Pedro Passos Coelho, cf, Pittsburgh
Pele, sp, Terra
Peter Marshall, mr, Hollywood
Peter Pender, c, Las Vegas
Peter Shaffer, cf, on waivers
Peter Stanchek, 3b, Terra
Peter Weichsel, 3b, Brussels
Phil Seleski, ss, Terra
Philibert Smellinckx, c, Brooklyn
Philipp Lenard, ss, Stockholm
Pierre Curie, rf, Stockholm
Piers Anthony Jacob, lf, Brooklyn
Pieter Zeeman, 2b, Stockholm
Pietro Forquet, c, Brooklyn/on waivers
Pikachu, 3b, San Jose
Piotr Rasputin, cf, Terra/Brussels
Poul Nyrup Rasmussen, 2b, on waivers
Protoman, rp, Dodge City

Queen Kalindra, rf, on waivers

Ragnar Frisch, mr, Stockholm
Randi, lf, on waivers
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, sp, Brussels
Raymond Kelly, 2b, Broadway/Brussels/on waivers
Rebecca Romijn, rp, Milan
Relm Arrowny, rp, San Jose
Remy LeBeau, ss, Brooklyn
Rhoda Morgenstern, sp, Los Angeles
Ric Flair, sp, Stamford
Ricardo Zamora, sp, Kratovo
Richard Brinsley Sheridan, 1b, Seattle
Richard Warren Sears, 1b, Industry
Richie Cunningham, sp, Los Angeles
Robert Jonquet, c, Stamford
Ronald Ross, lf, Stockholm
Roque Maspoli, sp, Kratovo
Rostam Batmanglij, 2b, Seattle
Roy Hinkley, 2b, Las Vegas
Rudyard Kipling, rp, on waivers
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, sp, Dodge City
Ruud Lubbers, 2b, Brussels
Rydia of Mist, sp, Hollywood/Seattle

Sabine Auken, 1b, Las Vegas
Sam Shepard, rf, Hollywood
Sam Walton, lf, Industry
Samantha, rf, on waivers
Samuel Beckett, cf, Stamford
Santiago Ramon y Cajal, cf, Stockholm
Schala, sp, San Jose
Scott Summers, 2b, Hollywood/on waivers
Scott Weiland, 2b, Seattle/Dodge City
Sean O'Casey, 2b, Broadway
Sgt. Slaughter, c, Dodge City/Dodge City
Shannan Click, 2b, Milan
Shannon Hoon, cf, Seattle/Seattle/San Jose
Shirley Manson, rp, on waivers
Siim Kallas, ss, Brussels
Silvio Piola, ss, Kratovo
Sinbad, rp, Brooklyn
Slash, cf, Pittsburgh
Squirtle, lf, San Jose
Stacy Keibler, cf, Stamford
Stanislaw Lem, 1b, San Jose
Steve Harvey, rp, Hollywood
Steven Michael "Steve" Burns, rf, Hollywood/on waivers
Stick Stickly, 3b, Hollywood
Strider Hiryu, lf, on waivers
Stuart Scott, rf, on waivers
Sub-Zero, rp, on waivers
Sugar Ray Leonard, sp, Hollywood
Susan Polgar, sp, Las Vegas
Svante Arrhenius, 3b, Stockholm
Sylvester Stallone, sp, Broadway

T. S. Eliot, rp, Stockholm
T.J. Cloutier, rp, Las Vegas
Tanya Adams, cf, Dodge City
Tarek Sadek, lf, Las Vegas
Tarja Halonen, sp, Brussels/Los Angeles
Terra Branford, sp, San Jose
Terry Pratchett, 3b, Brooklyn
The British Bulldog, c, Brussels
The Undertaker, lf, Kratovo
Theodore Lightner, rf, Las Vegas
Thomas A. Edison, 1b, Industry
Thomas Mars, mr, Seattle/Seattle
Thomaz Soares da Silvia, 1b, Dodge City
Thornton Wilder, 3b, Broadway
Tigran Petrosian, sp, Las Vegas
Tila Tequila, 3b, Hollywood
Tintoretto, sp, Terra
Toad, ss, Milan
Tom Disch, sp, Brooklyn
Tre Cool, 3b, Seattle
Trish Stratus, ss, Stamford
Troy McClure, rp, Hollywood

Ultros, lf, San Jose
Umaro, 1b, San Jose

Vernor Vinge, 2b, Los Angeles
Victor Creed, rf, Brussels/on waivers
Victor Hugo, sp, Broadway
Victor Mayakovsky, cf, Broadway
Vincent Vega, rf, Pittsburgh
Vinnie Barbarino, rp, Los Angeles/Industry
Vinny Gambini, lf, Dodge City
Vladimir Beara, rp, Kratovo

Wall-E, lf, Pittsburgh
Walter Avarelli, lf, Las Vegas
Walter Kovacs, 1b, Terra
Walter Reuther, cf, Industry
Walter Sobchak, c, Pittsburgh
Ward Moore, 1b, Brooklyn
Wendy Wasserstein, rf, Brussels
White Mage, c, Kratovo
Whitney Thompson, mr, on waivers
Wilbur Wright, cf, Industry
Wilf Mannion, ss, San Jose
Wilhelm Roentgen, 1b, Los Angeles
Will Keith Kellogg, 3b, Industry
William Inge, ss, Broadway
William Wrigley Jr., mr, Industry/Kratovo

Xenia Onatopp, sp, Pittsburgh

Yoshi, sp, San Jose

Zero, cf, Kratovo

By position

Catchers

Adolf von Baeyer, Stockholm
Ali Landry, Milan
Allen Ludden, on waivers
Anders Fogh Rasmussen, Los Angeles
Arthur Miller, Kratovo
C-3PO, Pittsburgh
Cedric the Owl, Seattle
Cookie Masterson, Hollywood
David E. Shaw, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Earl, Brooklyn/Seattle/Kratovo
Edgar Kaplan, Las Vegas
Ely Culbertson, Las Vegas/on waivers
Eugene Debs, Industry
George Jefferson, Dodge City
Hal Jordan, Terra
Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, on waivers
James Gunn, Pittsburgh
John Anderson, Hollywood
John Frusciante, Seattle
Kathy Ireland, Milan
Kirby, San Jose
Kofi Kingston, Stamford
Mike Dirnt, Brussels
Neil Simon, Broadway
Peter Pender, Las Vegas
Philibert Smellinckx, Brooklyn
Pietro Forquet, Brooklyn/on waivers
Robert Jonquet, Stamford
Sgt. Slaughter, Dodge City/Dodge City
The British Bulldog, Brussels
Walter Sobchak, Pittsburgh
White Mage, Kratovo

First Basemen

Ak'shel, Dodge City
Amedeo Amadei, Kratovo
Andre the Giant, Kratovo
Arthur Dent, Dodge City/on waivers
Big Boss Man, Stamford
Clark Kent, Los Angeles
Dannii Minogue, Stockholm
Dobie Gillis, Los Angeles
Donald Trump, Hollywood
Evan Dando, Seattle
Holly Golightly, Pittsburgh
Jack Williamson, Brooklyn
Jenny McCarthy, Hollywood
John Millington Synge, Broadway
Jyrki Katainen, Brussels/on waivers
Kennedy, Hollywood
Kit Woolsey, Las Vegas
Kristanna Loken, on waivers
Linda Litzke, Pittsburgh
Merkin Muffley, Brussels
Molly Holly, Stamford
Nikola Tesla, Industry
Officer Lockstock, Dodge City
Ozzie Walls, Brussels
Richard Brinsley Sheridan, Seattle
Richard Warren Sears, Industry
Sabine Auken, Las Vegas
Stanislaw Lem, San Jose
Thomas A. Edison, Industry
Thomaz Soares da Silvia, Dodge City
Umaro, San Jose
Walter Kovacs, Terra
Ward Moore, Brooklyn
Wilhelm Roentgen, Los Angeles

Second Basemen

Anton Chekhov, Industry
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Los Angeles
Charles Antenen, Kratovo
Charmander, San Jose
Crono, Terra
Danielle Lloyd, Milan
Dorothy, San Jose
Doug Martsch, Broadway
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., Stamford
Elizabeth Hurley, Milan
Flea, Seattle
Forrest Gump, Pittsburgh
Frank Serpico, Dodge City
Friedrich Weyerhauser, Industry
Howie Mandel, Dodge City/Seattle/on waivers
Joop den Uyl, Brussels
Juliana Hatfield, Brooklyn
Kylie Bisutti, Milan
Leonidas da Silva, Kratovo
Mathias Sindelar, Brussels/Hollywood
Max Planck, on waivers
Ozzy Osbourne, Los Angeles/Brussels/on waivers
Paavo Lipponen, Brussels/Brussels
Pieter Zeeman, Stockholm
Poul Nyrup Rasmussen, on waivers
Raymond Kelly, Broadway/Brussels/on waivers
Rostam Batmanglij, Seattle
Roy Hinkley, Las Vegas
Ruud Lubbers, Brussels
Scott Summers, Hollywood/on waivers
Scott Weiland, Seattle/Dodge City
Sean O'Casey, Broadway
Shannan Click, Milan
Vernor Vinge, Los Angeles

Third Basemen

Anneli Tuulikki Jaatteenmaki, Brussels
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, Seattle/Kratovo
Cornelius Vanderbilt, Dodge City/Seattle
Cyan Garamonde, Broadway
Dr. Christmas Jones, Pittsburgh
Enrico Fermi, Los Angeles
Fred Gitelman, Las Vegas
Fritz Leiber, Stamford
Guglielmo Marconi, Stockholm
Gyula Szengeller, Kratovo
Irina Shayk, Milan
Jaheira, Dodge City
Jeff Rubens, Las Vegas
Link, on waivers
Loknar the Last Orion, Broadway
Lord Rayleigh, Stockholm
Luke Skywalker, Terra
Magus, San Jose
Marge Gunderson, Pittsburgh
Mike Passell, Stamford
Owen Hart, Stamford/on waivers
Peter Stanchek, Terra
Peter Weichsel, Brussels
Pikachu, San Jose
Stick Stickly, Hollywood
Svante Arrhenius, Stockholm
Terry Pratchett, Brooklyn
Thornton Wilder, Broadway
Tila Tequila, Hollywood
Tre Cool, Seattle
Will Keith Kellogg, Industry

Shortstops

Alfonso Ribeiro, Hollywood
Alfred Jarry, Broadway
Anne McCaffrey, Brooklyn
Anya Amasova, Pittsburgh
Chris Harrison, Hollywood
Crash Holly, Stamford
Dexter Holland, Broadway
E. I. du Pont, Industry
Eddie Vedder, Seattle
Enda Kenny, Brussels/Stamford
George S. Kaufman, San Jose
Giampiero Boniperti, Kratovo
Giorgio Belladonna, Las Vegas
Glen David Brin, Brooklyn
Henri Becquerel, Stockholm
Iveta Radicova, Terra
Janez Jansa, Seattle
Jed Clampett, Los Angeles
John Webster, Broadway
Johnny 5, Pittsburgh
Julie Chen, Hollywood
Kane, on waivers
Kerri Sanborn, Brussels
Krista White, Brussels/on waivers
Locke Cole, San Jose
Marie Curie, Stockholm
Melvin Purvis, Dodge City
Phil Seleski, Terra
Philipp Lenard, Stockholm
Remy LeBeau, Brooklyn
Siim Kallas, Brussels
Silvio Piola, Kratovo
Toad, Milan
Trish Stratus, Stamford
Wilf Mannion, San Jose
William Inge, Broadway

Left Fielders

Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
Art Linkletter, Hollywood
Barney Miller, Los Angeles
Ben Grimm, Brussels/on waivers
Billie Joe Armstrong, Seattle
Brittani Kline, on waivers
Charles William Post, Industry
Dario Fo, Broadway
David Henry Hwang, Brussels
Eric Rodwell, Las Vegas
Gilad Anni-Padda, Terra
Harry Harrison, Seattle
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Brussels
Hilary Rhoda, Milan
Ilya Mechnikov, Stockholm
J. Pierpont Morgan, Los Angeles
Jan Fischer, Brussels/Hollywood
Joseph B. Bloomingdale, Los Angeles
Kien "Bossman" Chen, Dodge City
Lara Stone, Milan
Lily Aldridge, Milan
Lindsey Wixson, Brussels/on waivers
Lorraine Hansberry, Broadway
Michael Moorcock, Brooklyn
Mog, San Jose
Octavia Butler, Brooklyn
Oldrich Nejedly, Kratovo
Orville Wright, Industry
Paul Ehrlich, Stockholm
Piers Anthony Jacob, Brooklyn
Randi, on waivers
Ronald Ross, Stockholm
Sam Walton, Industry
Squirtle, San Jose
Strider Hiryu, on waivers
Tarek Sadek, Las Vegas
The Undertaker, Kratovo
Ultros, San Jose
Vinny Gambini, Dodge City
Wall-E, Pittsburgh
Walter Avarelli, Las Vegas

Center Fielders

Adolphus Busch, on waivers
Alex Delarge, Pittsburgh
Anthony Kiedis, on waivers
Borje Tapper, on waivers
Bozo Broketa, Pittsburgh
Brandon Flowers, Seattle
Carolyn Murphy, Milan
Cindy Crawford, Milan
David Berkowitz, Las Vegas
Emil von Behring, on waivers
Emily Haines, Seattle/on waivers
Erdrick, San Jose/on waivers
Fox McCloud, San Jose
Giant Gonzales, on waivers
Giuseppe Meazza, Kratovo
Glenn Curtiss, Brussels
Hardcore Holly, Stamford
Ivar Anni-Padda, Terra
Jack Szostak, Los Angeles
James Graham Ballard, on waivers
James Howlett, Terra
Jeff Meckstroth, Las Vegas
Joan D. Vinge, Brooklyn
Joe Haldeman, Brooklyn
John Ford, Broadway
Jose Socrates, Terra
Kelly Kelly, Stamford
King C. Gillette, Industry
Latka Gravas, Los Angeles
Louis Beel, Brussels
Lt. Daniel Kaffee, Dodge City/on waivers
Marcia Brady, Los Angeles
Massimo D'Alelio, on waivers
Mr. Perfect, Hollywood
Nikolai Gogol, Broadway
Oliver Goldsmith, Brooklyn
Pedro Passos Coelho, Pittsburgh
Peter Shaffer, on waivers
Piotr Rasputin, Terra/Brussels
Samuel Beckett, Stamford
Santiago Ramon y Cajal, Stockholm
Shannon Hoon, Seattle/Seattle/San Jose
Slash, Pittsburgh
Stacy Keibler, Stamford
Tanya Adams, Dodge City
Victor Mayakovsky, Broadway
Walter Reuther, Industry
Wilbur Wright, Industry
Zero, Kratovo

Right Fielders

Alphonse Laveran, Stockholm
Angelo Mortalli, Terra
Aram Anni-Padda, Terra
Beck Hansen, Seattle
Big John Studd, Stamford
Christie Brinkley, Milan
Face, Hollywood
Fighter, Kratovo
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, Industry
George Westinghouse, Brooklyn
Griswold the Blacksmith, Dodge City
Guy Verhofstadt, on waivers
Harold Pinter, Broadway
Horacio Casarin Garcilazo, Kratovo/on waivers
Jack White, Stamford/Stamford
Jacob Riis, Industry
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, Brooklyn
John Swanson, Las Vegas
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, Kratovo
Maude Findlay, Seattle
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, Los Angeles
Nei, San Jose
Pierre Curie, Stockholm
Queen Kalindra, on waivers
Sam Shepard, Hollywood
Samantha, on waivers
Steven Michael "Steve" Burns, Hollywood/on waivers
Stuart Scott, on waivers
Theodore Lightner, Las Vegas
Victor Creed, Brussels/on waivers
Vincent Vega, Pittsburgh
Wendy Wasserstein, Brussels

Starting Pitchers

Albert Gobat, Seattle
Alfred P. Sloan, Industry
Andris Berzins, Brussels
Antal Szabo, Kratovo/Seattle
Arnold Ruutel, Brussels
Basil Fawlty, Los Angeles
Boris Spassky, Las Vegas
Catherine Ironfist, Terra
Christian Wulff, Milan
Conrad Hilton, Brooklyn
Cruella De Vil, Brussels/on waivers
Denise Richards, Milan
Doyle Brunson, Las Vegas
Dr. Seuss, Industry
Ecco the Dolphin, Brooklyn
Elle Macpherson, Milan
Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, Stockholm
Fall-From-Grace, Dodge City
Frances Bean Cobain, Seattle/Hollywood
Francis Beaumont, Broadway
Fredrik Bajer, Stockholm
Gaear Grimsrud, Pittsburgh
Gisele Bundchen, Milan
Grand Duchess Charlotte, Dodge City
Hal Clement, Terra
Hannibal Lecter, Pittsburgh
Jack D. Ripper, Pittsburgh
Jacky Munaron, Kratovo
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Stamford
Jenny Lewis, Las Vegas
Jewel Kilcher, Seattle
Jigglypuff, San Jose
John Fletcher, Broadway
John Nash, Stockholm
John Sladek, on waivers
Jonas Grumby, Los Angeles
Judit Polgar, Las Vegas
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Terra
Keyser Soze, Pittsburgh
King Frederik IX, Broadway
Leon Leonwood Bean, Industry
Louis Brandeis, Dodge City
Mark Walberg, Stamford
Mary McAleese, Terra
Meredith Vieira, on waivers
Mother Teresa, Stockholm
Padma Lakshmi, Hollywood
Pele, Terra
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, Brussels
Rhoda Morgenstern, Los Angeles
Ric Flair, Stamford
Ricardo Zamora, Kratovo
Richie Cunningham, Los Angeles
Roque Maspoli, Kratovo
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Dodge City
Rydia of Mist, Hollywood/Seattle
Schala, San Jose
Sugar Ray Leonard, Hollywood
Susan Polgar, Las Vegas
Sylvester Stallone, Broadway
Tarja Halonen, Brussels/Los Angeles
Terra Branford, San Jose
Tigran Petrosian, Las Vegas
Tintoretto, Terra
Tom Disch, Brooklyn
Victor Hugo, Broadway
Xenia Onatopp, Pittsburgh
Yoshi, San Jose

Middle Relievers

Anne Robinson, Dodge City
Bad News Brown, Stamford
Barry N. Malzberg, Brooklyn/Seattle
Bruno Mars, Seattle
Claudia Schiffer, Milan
Colin Mochrie, Terra
Connie Willis, Dodge City
Donovan Patton, Hollywood/on waivers
Dr. Robert Hartley, Los Angeles
Elie Ducommun, Los Angeles
Elsa Benitez, Milan
Erin Heatherton, Milan
Fiona Volpe, Las Vegas
Friedrich Schiller, Broadway
George Abela, Pittsburgh
George Burns, Terra
Grand Duke Jean, Stamford
Henry Durant, Las Vegas
J. Willard Marriott, Industry
James Tiptree Jr., on waivers
Jay Heimowitz, Brussels
Jerry Lewis, Terra
Kevin Pollak, Hollywood
Larry Niven, Seattle
Lech Kaczynski, Brooklyn
Lewis Padgett, on waivers
Lily Allen, Broadway
Marion Zimmer Bradley, Brooklyn
O-Ren Ishii, Pittsburgh
Paul Samuelson, Stockholm
Peter Marshall, Hollywood
Ragnar Frisch, Stockholm
Thomas Mars, Seattle/Seattle
Whitney Thompson, on waivers
William Wrigley Jr., Industry/Kratovo

Relief Pitchers

Adrianne Curry, Milan
Alan Alda, Terra
Alan Dershowitz, Dodge City
Albert Rust, Kratovo
Alexander Pushkin, Broadway
Algisto Lorenzato, Stamford
Ali Larter, Pittsburgh
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, Industry
Alyssa Miller, Milan
Arthur Fonzarelli, Los Angeles
August Wilson, on waivers
Bastion Booger, Stamford/on waivers
Bertolt Brecht, Kratovo
Billy Baxter, Dodge City
Bjornstjerne Bjornson, Stockholm
Brian Aldiss, Brooklyn
Celes Chere, San Jose
Chip Delany, Brooklyn
Chris Moneymaker, Las Vegas/on waivers
Chrissy Teigen, Milan
Coco Chanel, Broadway
Diddy Kong, San Jose
Doctor Blood, Dodge City
ED-209, Pittsburgh
Edgar Pangborn, Brussels
Eric Frank Russell, Brooklyn
Erwin Ballabio, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, Industry
Eunice Wentworth Howell, Los Angeles
Flavor Flav, Hollywood
Florida Evans, Las Vegas
Gene Wolfe, Brooklyn
George "The Animal" Steele, Stamford
Gilligan, Los Angeles/on waivers
Gioachino Greco, Las Vegas/on waivers
Gloria Allred, Dodge City
Guy Fieri, Hollywood
Hawkslayer, Dodge City
Henryk Sienkiewicz, Stockholm
Hong Deok-Young, on waivers
Jack Torrance, Pittsburgh
James Morrow, Brussels
James Pond, San Jose
Jason Alexander, Terra
Jim Lange, Hollywood
Jimmy Hoffa, Industry
Joan Rivers, Terra
Joanna Russ, Broadway/on waivers
John Henson, Las Vegas
John Wyndham Parkes Lucas Beynon Harris, Brussels
Johnnie Cochran, Dodge City
Johnny Chan, Las Vegas/on waivers
Jon Stewart, Terra
Jose Echegaray, Stockholm
Kalle Svensson, Kratovo/on waivers
Kate Upton, Milan
Kelly Hu, San Jose
Kim Gordon, Seattle
King George VI, Brussels/on waivers
King Gustaf V, Brussels
Leslie Feist, Stamford
Lev Yashin, Kratovo
Lily Cole, Las Vegas/on waivers
Lisa Loeb, Seattle
Mary Richards, Los Angeles
Max Factor, Industry
Meg White, Seattle
Mega Man X, San Jose
Mel Brooks, on waivers
Melissa Rycroft, Hollywood/Brussels
Mickey Appleman, on waivers
Mischa Barton, on waivers
Nery Pumpido, Industry
Paul Bearer, Stamford
Paul Henri d'Estournelles de Constant, Stockholm
Protoman, Dodge City
Rebecca Romijn, Milan
Relm Arrowny, San Jose
Rudyard Kipling, on waivers
Shirley Manson, on waivers
Sinbad, Brooklyn
Steve Harvey, Hollywood
Sub-Zero, on waivers
T. S. Eliot, Stockholm
T.J. Cloutier, Las Vegas
Troy McClure, Hollywood
Vinnie Barbarino, Los Angeles/Industry
Vladimir Beara, Kratovo