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SimBase Players, Year 14
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A
- Adolf von Baeyer, c, Stockholm
- Adolphus Busch, cf, on waivers
- Adrianne Curry, rp, Milan
- Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
- Ak'shel, 1b, Dodge City
- Alan Alda, rp, Terra
- Alan Dershowitz, rp, Dodge City
- Albert Gobat, sp, Seattle
- Albert Rust, rp, Kratovo
- Alex Delarge, cf, Pittsburgh
- Alexander Pushkin, rp, Broadway
- Alfonso Ribeiro, ss, Hollywood
- Alfred Jarry, ss, Broadway
- Alfred P. Sloan, sp, Industry
- Algisto Lorenzato, rp, Stamford
- Ali Landry, c, Milan
- Ali Larter, rp, Pittsburgh
- Allen Ludden, c, on waivers
- Alphonse Laveran, rf, Stockholm
- Alvah Curtis Roebuck, rp, Industry
- Alyssa Miller, rp, Milan
- Amedeo Amadei, 1b, Kratovo
- Anders Fogh Rasmussen, c, Los Angeles
- Andre the Giant, 1b, Kratovo
- Andris Berzins, sp, Brussels
- Angelo Mortalli, rf, Terra
- Anne McCaffrey, ss, Brooklyn
- Anne Robinson, mr, Dodge City
- Anneli Tuulikki Jaatteenmaki, 3b, Brussels
- Antal Szabo, sp, Kratovo/Seattle
- Anthony Kiedis, cf, on waivers
- Anton Chekhov, 2b, Industry
- Anya Amasova, ss, Pittsburgh
- Aram Anni-Padda, rf, Terra
- Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 3b, Seattle/Kratovo
- Arnold Ruutel, sp, Brussels
- Art Linkletter, lf, Hollywood
- Arthur Dent, 1b, Dodge City/on waivers
- Arthur Fonzarelli, rp, Los Angeles
- Arthur Miller, c, Kratovo
- August Wilson, rp, on waivers
B
- Bad News Brown, mr, Stamford
- Barney Miller, lf, Los Angeles
- Barry N. Malzberg, mr, Brooklyn/Seattle
- Basil Fawlty, sp, Los Angeles
- Bastion Booger, rp, Stamford/on waivers
- Beck Hansen, rf, Seattle
- Ben Grimm, lf, Brussels/on waivers
- Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, 2b, Los Angeles
- Bertolt Brecht, rp, Kratovo
- Big Boss Man, 1b, Stamford
- Big John Studd, rf, Stamford
- Billie Joe Armstrong, lf, Seattle
- Billy Baxter, rp, Dodge City
- Bjornstjerne Bjornson, rp, Stockholm
- Boris Spassky, sp, Las Vegas
- Borje Tapper, cf, on waivers
- Bozo Broketa, cf, Pittsburgh
- Brandon Flowers, cf, Seattle
- Brian Aldiss, rp, Brooklyn
- Brittani Kline, lf, on waivers
- Bruno Mars, mr, Seattle
C
- C-3PO, c, Pittsburgh
- Carolyn Murphy, cf, Milan
- Catherine Ironfist, sp, Terra
- Cedric the Owl, c, Seattle
- Celes Chere, rp, San Jose
- Charles Antenen, 2b, Kratovo
- Charles William Post, lf, Industry
- Charmander, 2b, San Jose
- Chip Delany, rp, Brooklyn
- Chris Harrison, ss, Hollywood
- Chris Moneymaker, rp, Las Vegas/on waivers
- Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan
- Christian Wulff, sp, Milan
- Christie Brinkley, rf, Milan
- Cindy Crawford, cf, Milan
- Clark Kent, 1b, Los Angeles
- Claudia Schiffer, mr, Milan
- Coco Chanel, rp, Broadway
- Colin Mochrie, mr, Terra
- Connie Willis, mr, Dodge City
- Conrad Hilton, sp, Brooklyn
- Cookie Masterson, c, Hollywood
- Cornelius Vanderbilt, 3b, Dodge City/Seattle
- Crash Holly, ss, Stamford
- Crono, 2b, Terra
- Cruella De Vil, sp, Brussels/on waivers
- Cyan Garamonde, 3b, Broadway
D
- Danielle Lloyd, 2b, Milan
- Dannii Minogue, 1b, Stockholm
- Dario Fo, lf, Broadway
- David Berkowitz, cf, Las Vegas
- David E. Shaw, c, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
- David Henry Hwang, lf, Brussels
- Denise Richards, sp, Milan
- Dexter Holland, ss, Broadway
- Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose
- Dobie Gillis, 1b, Los Angeles
- Doctor Blood, rp, Dodge City
- Donald Trump, 1b, Hollywood
- Donovan Patton, mr, Hollywood/on waivers
- Dorothy, 2b, San Jose
- Doug Martsch, 2b, Broadway
- Doyle Brunson, sp, Las Vegas
- Dr. Christmas Jones, 3b, Pittsburgh
- Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 2b, Stamford
- Dr. Robert Hartley, mr, Los Angeles
- Dr. Seuss, sp, Industry
E
- E. I. du Pont, ss, Industry
- ED-209, rp, Pittsburgh
- Earl, c, Brooklyn/Seattle/Kratovo
- Ecco the Dolphin, sp, Brooklyn
- Eddie Vedder, ss, Seattle
- Edgar Kaplan, c, Las Vegas
- Edgar Pangborn, rp, Brussels
- Elie Ducommun, mr, Los Angeles
- Elizabeth Hurley, 2b, Milan
- Elle Macpherson, sp, Milan
- Elsa Benitez, mr, Milan
- Ely Culbertson, c, Las Vegas/on waivers
- Emil von Behring, cf, on waivers
- Emily Haines, cf, Seattle/on waivers
- Enda Kenny, ss, Brussels/Stamford
- Enrico Fermi, 3b, Los Angeles
- Erdrick, cf, San Jose/on waivers
- Eric Frank Russell, rp, Brooklyn
- Eric Rodwell, lf, Las Vegas
- Erin Heatherton, mr, Milan
- Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, sp, Stockholm
- Erwin Ballabio, rp, Kratovo
- Estee Lauder, rp, Industry
- Eugene Debs, c, Industry
- Eunice Wentworth Howell, rp, Los Angeles
- Evan Dando, 1b, Seattle
F
- Face, rf, Hollywood
- Fall-From-Grace, sp, Dodge City
- Fighter, rf, Kratovo
- Fiona Volpe, mr, Las Vegas
- Flavor Flav, rp, Hollywood
- Flea, 2b, Seattle
- Florida Evans, rp, Las Vegas
- Forrest Gump, 2b, Pittsburgh
- Fox McCloud, cf, San Jose
- Frances Bean Cobain, sp, Seattle/Hollywood
- Francis Beaumont, sp, Broadway
- Frank Serpico, 2b, Dodge City
- Fred Gitelman, 3b, Las Vegas
- Frederic August Otto Schwarz, rf, Industry
- Fredrik Bajer, sp, Stockholm
- Friedrich Schiller, mr, Broadway
- Friedrich Weyerhauser, 2b, Industry
- Fritz Leiber, 3b, Stamford
G
- Gaear Grimsrud, sp, Pittsburgh
- Gene Wolfe, rp, Brooklyn
- George "The Animal" Steele, rp, Stamford
- George Abela, mr, Pittsburgh
- George Burns, mr, Terra
- George Jefferson, c, Dodge City
- George S. Kaufman, ss, San Jose
- George Westinghouse, rf, Brooklyn
- Giampiero Boniperti, ss, Kratovo
- Giant Gonzales, cf, on waivers
- Gilad Anni-Padda, lf, Terra
- Gilligan, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Gioachino Greco, rp, Las Vegas/on waivers
- Giorgio Belladonna, ss, Las Vegas
- Gisele Bundchen, sp, Milan
- Giuseppe Meazza, cf, Kratovo
- Glen David Brin, ss, Brooklyn
- Glenn Curtiss, cf, Brussels
- Gloria Allred, rp, Dodge City
- Grand Duchess Charlotte, sp, Dodge City
- Grand Duke Jean, mr, Stamford
- Griswold the Blacksmith, rf, Dodge City
- Guglielmo Marconi, 3b, Stockholm
- Guy Fieri, rp, Hollywood
- Guy Verhofstadt, rf, on waivers
- Gyula Szengeller, 3b, Kratovo
H
- Hal Clement, sp, Terra
- Hal Jordan, c, Terra
- Hannibal Lecter, sp, Pittsburgh
- Hardcore Holly, cf, Stamford
- Harold Pinter, rf, Broadway
- Harry Harrison, lf, Seattle
- Hawkslayer, rp, Dodge City
- Helle Thorning-Schmidt, lf, Brussels
- Henri Becquerel, ss, Stockholm
- Henry Durant, mr, Las Vegas
- Henryk Sienkiewicz, rp, Stockholm
- Hilary Rhoda, lf, Milan
- Holly Golightly, 1b, Pittsburgh
- Hong Deok-Young, rp, on waivers
- Horacio Casarin Garcilazo, rf, Kratovo/on waivers
- Howie Mandel, 2b, Dodge City/Seattle/on waivers
I
J
- J. Pierpont Morgan, lf, Los Angeles
- J. Willard Marriott, mr, Industry
- Jack D. Ripper, sp, Pittsburgh
- Jack Szostak, cf, Los Angeles
- Jack Torrance, rp, Pittsburgh
- Jack White, rf, Stamford/Stamford
- Jack Williamson, 1b, Brooklyn
- Jacky Munaron, sp, Kratovo
- Jacob Riis, rf, Industry
- Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, c, on waivers
- Jaheira, 3b, Dodge City
- Jake "The Snake" Roberts, sp, Stamford
- James Graham Ballard, cf, on waivers
- James Gunn, c, Pittsburgh
- James Howlett, cf, Terra
- James Morrow, rp, Brussels
- James Pond, rp, San Jose
- James Tiptree Jr., mr, on waivers
- Jan Fischer, lf, Brussels/Hollywood
- Janez Jansa, ss, Seattle
- Jaroslaw Kaczynski, rf, Brooklyn
- Jason Alexander, rp, Terra
- Jay Heimowitz, mr, Brussels
- Jed Clampett, ss, Los Angeles
- Jeff Meckstroth, cf, Las Vegas
- Jeff Rubens, 3b, Las Vegas
- Jenny Lewis, sp, Las Vegas
- Jenny McCarthy, 1b, Hollywood
- Jerry Lewis, mr, Terra
- Jewel Kilcher, sp, Seattle
- Jigglypuff, sp, San Jose
- Jim Lange, rp, Hollywood
- Jimmy Hoffa, rp, Industry
- Joan D. Vinge, cf, Brooklyn
- Joan Rivers, rp, Terra
- Joanna Russ, rp, Broadway/on waivers
- Joe Haldeman, cf, Brooklyn
- John Anderson, c, Hollywood
- John Fletcher, sp, Broadway
- John Ford, cf, Broadway
- John Frusciante, c, Seattle
- John Henson, rp, Las Vegas
- John Millington Synge, 1b, Broadway
- John Nash, sp, Stockholm
- John Sladek, sp, on waivers
- John Swanson, rf, Las Vegas
- John Webster, ss, Broadway
- John Wyndham Parkes Lucas Beynon Harris, rp, Brussels
- Johnnie Cochran, rp, Dodge City
- Johnny 5, ss, Pittsburgh
- Johnny Chan, rp, Las Vegas/on waivers
- Jon Stewart, rp, Terra
- Jonas Grumby, sp, Los Angeles
- Joop den Uyl, 2b, Brussels
- Jose Echegaray, rp, Stockholm
- Jose Socrates, cf, Terra
- Joseph B. Bloomingdale, lf, Los Angeles
- Judit Polgar, sp, Las Vegas
- Juliana Hatfield, 2b, Brooklyn
- Julie Chen, ss, Hollywood
- Jyrki Katainen, 1b, Brussels/on waivers
K
- Kalle Svensson, rp, Kratovo/on waivers
- Kane, ss, on waivers
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, sp, Terra
- Kate Upton, rp, Milan
- Kathy Ireland, c, Milan
- Kelly Hu, rp, San Jose
- Kelly Kelly, cf, Stamford
- Kennedy, 1b, Hollywood
- Kerri Sanborn, ss, Brussels
- Kevin Pollak, mr, Hollywood
- Keyser Soze, sp, Pittsburgh
- Kien "Bossman" Chen, lf, Dodge City
- Kim Gordon, rp, Seattle
- King C. Gillette, cf, Industry
- King Frederik IX, sp, Broadway
- King George VI, rp, Brussels/on waivers
- King Gustaf V, rp, Brussels
- Kirby, c, San Jose
- Kit Woolsey, 1b, Las Vegas
- Kofi Kingston, c, Stamford
- Krista White, ss, Brussels/on waivers
- Kristanna Loken, 1b, on waivers
- Kylie Bisutti, 2b, Milan
L
- Lara Stone, lf, Milan
- Larry Niven, mr, Seattle
- Latka Gravas, cf, Los Angeles
- Lech Kaczynski, mr, Brooklyn
- Lefter Kucukandonyadis, rf, Kratovo
- Leon Leonwood Bean, sp, Industry
- Leonidas da Silva, 2b, Kratovo
- Leslie Feist, rp, Stamford
- Lev Yashin, rp, Kratovo
- Lewis Padgett, mr, on waivers
- Lily Aldridge, lf, Milan
- Lily Allen, mr, Broadway
- Lily Cole, rp, Las Vegas/on waivers
- Linda Litzke, 1b, Pittsburgh
- Lindsey Wixson, lf, Brussels/on waivers
- Link, 3b, on waivers
- Lisa Loeb, rp, Seattle
- Locke Cole, ss, San Jose
- Loknar the Last Orion, 3b, Broadway
- Lord Rayleigh, 3b, Stockholm
- Lorraine Hansberry, lf, Broadway
- Louis Beel, cf, Brussels
- Louis Brandeis, sp, Dodge City
- Lt. Daniel Kaffee, cf, Dodge City/on waivers
- Luke Skywalker, 3b, Terra
M
- Magus, 3b, San Jose
- Marcia Brady, cf, Los Angeles
- Marge Gunderson, 3b, Pittsburgh
- Marie Curie, ss, Stockholm
- Marion Zimmer Bradley, mr, Brooklyn
- Mark Walberg, sp, Stamford
- Mary McAleese, sp, Terra
- Mary Richards, rp, Los Angeles
- Massimo D'Alelio, cf, on waivers
- Mathias Sindelar, 2b, Brussels/Hollywood
- Maude Findlay, rf, Seattle
- Max Factor, rp, Industry
- Max Planck, 2b, on waivers
- Meg White, rp, Seattle
- Mega Man X, rp, San Jose
- Mel Brooks, rp, on waivers
- Melissa Rycroft, rp, Hollywood/Brussels
- Melvin Purvis, ss, Dodge City
- Meredith Vieira, sp, on waivers
- Merkin Muffley, 1b, Brussels
- Michael "Meathead" Stivic, rf, Los Angeles
- Michael Moorcock, lf, Brooklyn
- Mickey Appleman, rp, on waivers
- Mike Dirnt, c, Brussels
- Mike Passell, 3b, Stamford
- Mischa Barton, rp, on waivers
- Mog, lf, San Jose
- Molly Holly, 1b, Stamford
- Mother Teresa, sp, Stockholm
- Mr. Perfect, cf, Hollywood
N
- Nei, rf, San Jose
- Neil Simon, c, Broadway
- Nery Pumpido, rp, Industry
- Nikola Tesla, 1b, Industry
- Nikolai Gogol, cf, Broadway
O
- O-Ren Ishii, mr, Pittsburgh
- Octavia Butler, lf, Brooklyn
- Officer Lockstock, 1b, Dodge City
- Oldrich Nejedly, lf, Kratovo
- Oliver Goldsmith, cf, Brooklyn
- Orville Wright, lf, Industry
- Owen Hart, 3b, Stamford/on waivers
- Ozzie Walls, 1b, Brussels
- Ozzy Osbourne, 2b, Los Angeles/Brussels/on waivers
P
- Paavo Lipponen, 2b, Brussels/Brussels
- Padma Lakshmi, sp, Hollywood
- Paul Bearer, rp, Stamford
- Paul Ehrlich, lf, Stockholm
- Paul Henri d'Estournelles de Constant, rp, Stockholm
- Paul Samuelson, mr, Stockholm
- Pedro Passos Coelho, cf, Pittsburgh
- Pele, sp, Terra
- Peter Marshall, mr, Hollywood
- Peter Pender, c, Las Vegas
- Peter Shaffer, cf, on waivers
- Peter Stanchek, 3b, Terra
- Peter Weichsel, 3b, Brussels
- Phil Seleski, ss, Terra
- Philibert Smellinckx, c, Brooklyn
- Philipp Lenard, ss, Stockholm
- Pierre Curie, rf, Stockholm
- Piers Anthony Jacob, lf, Brooklyn
- Pieter Zeeman, 2b, Stockholm
- Pietro Forquet, c, Brooklyn/on waivers
- Pikachu, 3b, San Jose
- Piotr Rasputin, cf, Terra/Brussels
- Poul Nyrup Rasmussen, 2b, on waivers
- Protoman, rp, Dodge City
Q
R
- Ragnar Frisch, mr, Stockholm
- Randi, lf, on waivers
- Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, sp, Brussels
- Raymond Kelly, 2b, Broadway/Brussels/on waivers
- Rebecca Romijn, rp, Milan
- Relm Arrowny, rp, San Jose
- Remy LeBeau, ss, Brooklyn
- Rhoda Morgenstern, sp, Los Angeles
- Ric Flair, sp, Stamford
- Ricardo Zamora, sp, Kratovo
- Richard Brinsley Sheridan, 1b, Seattle
- Richard Warren Sears, 1b, Industry
- Richie Cunningham, sp, Los Angeles
- Robert Jonquet, c, Stamford
- Ronald Ross, lf, Stockholm
- Roque Maspoli, sp, Kratovo
- Rostam Batmanglij, 2b, Seattle
- Roy Hinkley, 2b, Las Vegas
- Rudyard Kipling, rp, on waivers
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg, sp, Dodge City
- Ruud Lubbers, 2b, Brussels
- Rydia of Mist, sp, Hollywood/Seattle
S
- Sabine Auken, 1b, Las Vegas
- Sam Shepard, rf, Hollywood
- Sam Walton, lf, Industry
- Samantha, rf, on waivers
- Samuel Beckett, cf, Stamford
- Santiago Ramon y Cajal, cf, Stockholm
- Schala, sp, San Jose
- Scott Summers, 2b, Hollywood/on waivers
- Scott Weiland, 2b, Seattle/Dodge City
- Sean O'Casey, 2b, Broadway
- Sgt. Slaughter, c, Dodge City/Dodge City
- Shannan Click, 2b, Milan
- Shannon Hoon, cf, Seattle/Seattle/San Jose
- Shirley Manson, rp, on waivers
- Siim Kallas, ss, Brussels
- Silvio Piola, ss, Kratovo
- Sinbad, rp, Brooklyn
- Slash, cf, Pittsburgh
- Squirtle, lf, San Jose
- Stacy Keibler, cf, Stamford
- Stanislaw Lem, 1b, San Jose
- Steve Harvey, rp, Hollywood
- Steven Michael "Steve" Burns, rf, Hollywood/on waivers
- Stick Stickly, 3b, Hollywood
- Strider Hiryu, lf, on waivers
- Stuart Scott, rf, on waivers
- Sub-Zero, rp, on waivers
- Sugar Ray Leonard, sp, Hollywood
- Susan Polgar, sp, Las Vegas
- Svante Arrhenius, 3b, Stockholm
- Sylvester Stallone, sp, Broadway
T
- T. S. Eliot, rp, Stockholm
- T.J. Cloutier, rp, Las Vegas
- Tanya Adams, cf, Dodge City
- Tarek Sadek, lf, Las Vegas
- Tarja Halonen, sp, Brussels/Los Angeles
- Terra Branford, sp, San Jose
- Terry Pratchett, 3b, Brooklyn
- The British Bulldog, c, Brussels
- The Undertaker, lf, Kratovo
- Theodore Lightner, rf, Las Vegas
- Thomas A. Edison, 1b, Industry
- Thomas Mars, mr, Seattle/Seattle
- Thomaz Soares da Silvia, 1b, Dodge City
- Thornton Wilder, 3b, Broadway
- Tigran Petrosian, sp, Las Vegas
- Tila Tequila, 3b, Hollywood
- Tintoretto, sp, Terra
- Toad, ss, Milan
- Tom Disch, sp, Brooklyn
- Tre Cool, 3b, Seattle
- Trish Stratus, ss, Stamford
- Troy McClure, rp, Hollywood
U
V
- Vernor Vinge, 2b, Los Angeles
- Victor Creed, rf, Brussels/on waivers
- Victor Hugo, sp, Broadway
- Victor Mayakovsky, cf, Broadway
- Vincent Vega, rf, Pittsburgh
- Vinnie Barbarino, rp, Los Angeles/Industry
- Vinny Gambini, lf, Dodge City
- Vladimir Beara, rp, Kratovo
W
- Wall-E, lf, Pittsburgh
- Walter Avarelli, lf, Las Vegas
- Walter Kovacs, 1b, Terra
- Walter Reuther, cf, Industry
- Walter Sobchak, c, Pittsburgh
- Ward Moore, 1b, Brooklyn
- Wendy Wasserstein, rf, Brussels
- White Mage, c, Kratovo
- Whitney Thompson, mr, on waivers
- Wilbur Wright, cf, Industry
- Wilf Mannion, ss, San Jose
- Wilhelm Roentgen, 1b, Los Angeles
- Will Keith Kellogg, 3b, Industry
- William Inge, ss, Broadway
- William Wrigley Jr., mr, Industry/Kratovo
X
Y
Z
By positionCatchers
- Adolf von Baeyer, Stockholm
- Ali Landry, Milan
- Allen Ludden, on waivers
- Anders Fogh Rasmussen, Los Angeles
- Arthur Miller, Kratovo
- C-3PO, Pittsburgh
- Cedric the Owl, Seattle
- Cookie Masterson, Hollywood
- David E. Shaw, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
- Earl, Brooklyn/Seattle/Kratovo
- Edgar Kaplan, Las Vegas
- Ely Culbertson, Las Vegas/on waivers
- Eugene Debs, Industry
- George Jefferson, Dodge City
- Hal Jordan, Terra
- Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, on waivers
- James Gunn, Pittsburgh
- John Anderson, Hollywood
- John Frusciante, Seattle
- Kathy Ireland, Milan
- Kirby, San Jose
- Kofi Kingston, Stamford
- Mike Dirnt, Brussels
- Neil Simon, Broadway
- Peter Pender, Las Vegas
- Philibert Smellinckx, Brooklyn
- Pietro Forquet, Brooklyn/on waivers
- Robert Jonquet, Stamford
- Sgt. Slaughter, Dodge City/Dodge City
- The British Bulldog, Brussels
- Walter Sobchak, Pittsburgh
- White Mage, Kratovo
First Basemen
- Ak'shel, Dodge City
- Amedeo Amadei, Kratovo
- Andre the Giant, Kratovo
- Arthur Dent, Dodge City/on waivers
- Big Boss Man, Stamford
- Clark Kent, Los Angeles
- Dannii Minogue, Stockholm
- Dobie Gillis, Los Angeles
- Donald Trump, Hollywood
- Evan Dando, Seattle
- Holly Golightly, Pittsburgh
- Jack Williamson, Brooklyn
- Jenny McCarthy, Hollywood
- John Millington Synge, Broadway
- Jyrki Katainen, Brussels/on waivers
- Kennedy, Hollywood
- Kit Woolsey, Las Vegas
- Kristanna Loken, on waivers
- Linda Litzke, Pittsburgh
- Merkin Muffley, Brussels
- Molly Holly, Stamford
- Nikola Tesla, Industry
- Officer Lockstock, Dodge City
- Ozzie Walls, Brussels
- Richard Brinsley Sheridan, Seattle
- Richard Warren Sears, Industry
- Sabine Auken, Las Vegas
- Stanislaw Lem, San Jose
- Thomas A. Edison, Industry
- Thomaz Soares da Silvia, Dodge City
- Umaro, San Jose
- Walter Kovacs, Terra
- Ward Moore, Brooklyn
- Wilhelm Roentgen, Los Angeles
Second Basemen
- Anton Chekhov, Industry
- Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Los Angeles
- Charles Antenen, Kratovo
- Charmander, San Jose
- Crono, Terra
- Danielle Lloyd, Milan
- Dorothy, San Jose
- Doug Martsch, Broadway
- Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., Stamford
- Elizabeth Hurley, Milan
- Flea, Seattle
- Forrest Gump, Pittsburgh
- Frank Serpico, Dodge City
- Friedrich Weyerhauser, Industry
- Howie Mandel, Dodge City/Seattle/on waivers
- Joop den Uyl, Brussels
- Juliana Hatfield, Brooklyn
- Kylie Bisutti, Milan
- Leonidas da Silva, Kratovo
- Mathias Sindelar, Brussels/Hollywood
- Max Planck, on waivers
- Ozzy Osbourne, Los Angeles/Brussels/on waivers
- Paavo Lipponen, Brussels/Brussels
- Pieter Zeeman, Stockholm
- Poul Nyrup Rasmussen, on waivers
- Raymond Kelly, Broadway/Brussels/on waivers
- Rostam Batmanglij, Seattle
- Roy Hinkley, Las Vegas
- Ruud Lubbers, Brussels
- Scott Summers, Hollywood/on waivers
- Scott Weiland, Seattle/Dodge City
- Sean O'Casey, Broadway
- Shannan Click, Milan
- Vernor Vinge, Los Angeles
Third Basemen
- Anneli Tuulikki Jaatteenmaki, Brussels
- Armistead Burwell Smith IV, Seattle/Kratovo
- Cornelius Vanderbilt, Dodge City/Seattle
- Cyan Garamonde, Broadway
- Dr. Christmas Jones, Pittsburgh
- Enrico Fermi, Los Angeles
- Fred Gitelman, Las Vegas
- Fritz Leiber, Stamford
- Guglielmo Marconi, Stockholm
- Gyula Szengeller, Kratovo
- Irina Shayk, Milan
- Jaheira, Dodge City
- Jeff Rubens, Las Vegas
- Link, on waivers
- Loknar the Last Orion, Broadway
- Lord Rayleigh, Stockholm
- Luke Skywalker, Terra
- Magus, San Jose
- Marge Gunderson, Pittsburgh
- Mike Passell, Stamford
- Owen Hart, Stamford/on waivers
- Peter Stanchek, Terra
- Peter Weichsel, Brussels
- Pikachu, San Jose
- Stick Stickly, Hollywood
- Svante Arrhenius, Stockholm
- Terry Pratchett, Brooklyn
- Thornton Wilder, Broadway
- Tila Tequila, Hollywood
- Tre Cool, Seattle
- Will Keith Kellogg, Industry
Shortstops
- Alfonso Ribeiro, Hollywood
- Alfred Jarry, Broadway
- Anne McCaffrey, Brooklyn
- Anya Amasova, Pittsburgh
- Chris Harrison, Hollywood
- Crash Holly, Stamford
- Dexter Holland, Broadway
- E. I. du Pont, Industry
- Eddie Vedder, Seattle
- Enda Kenny, Brussels/Stamford
- George S. Kaufman, San Jose
- Giampiero Boniperti, Kratovo
- Giorgio Belladonna, Las Vegas
- Glen David Brin, Brooklyn
- Henri Becquerel, Stockholm
- Iveta Radicova, Terra
- Janez Jansa, Seattle
- Jed Clampett, Los Angeles
- John Webster, Broadway
- Johnny 5, Pittsburgh
- Julie Chen, Hollywood
- Kane, on waivers
- Kerri Sanborn, Brussels
- Krista White, Brussels/on waivers
- Locke Cole, San Jose
- Marie Curie, Stockholm
- Melvin Purvis, Dodge City
- Phil Seleski, Terra
- Philipp Lenard, Stockholm
- Remy LeBeau, Brooklyn
- Siim Kallas, Brussels
- Silvio Piola, Kratovo
- Toad, Milan
- Trish Stratus, Stamford
- Wilf Mannion, San Jose
- William Inge, Broadway
Left Fielders
- Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
- Art Linkletter, Hollywood
- Barney Miller, Los Angeles
- Ben Grimm, Brussels/on waivers
- Billie Joe Armstrong, Seattle
- Brittani Kline, on waivers
- Charles William Post, Industry
- Dario Fo, Broadway
- David Henry Hwang, Brussels
- Eric Rodwell, Las Vegas
- Gilad Anni-Padda, Terra
- Harry Harrison, Seattle
- Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Brussels
- Hilary Rhoda, Milan
- Ilya Mechnikov, Stockholm
- J. Pierpont Morgan, Los Angeles
- Jan Fischer, Brussels/Hollywood
- Joseph B. Bloomingdale, Los Angeles
- Kien "Bossman" Chen, Dodge City
- Lara Stone, Milan
- Lily Aldridge, Milan
- Lindsey Wixson, Brussels/on waivers
- Lorraine Hansberry, Broadway
- Michael Moorcock, Brooklyn
- Mog, San Jose
- Octavia Butler, Brooklyn
- Oldrich Nejedly, Kratovo
- Orville Wright, Industry
- Paul Ehrlich, Stockholm
- Piers Anthony Jacob, Brooklyn
- Randi, on waivers
- Ronald Ross, Stockholm
- Sam Walton, Industry
- Squirtle, San Jose
- Strider Hiryu, on waivers
- Tarek Sadek, Las Vegas
- The Undertaker, Kratovo
- Ultros, San Jose
- Vinny Gambini, Dodge City
- Wall-E, Pittsburgh
- Walter Avarelli, Las Vegas
Center Fielders
- Adolphus Busch, on waivers
- Alex Delarge, Pittsburgh
- Anthony Kiedis, on waivers
- Borje Tapper, on waivers
- Bozo Broketa, Pittsburgh
- Brandon Flowers, Seattle
- Carolyn Murphy, Milan
- Cindy Crawford, Milan
- David Berkowitz, Las Vegas
- Emil von Behring, on waivers
- Emily Haines, Seattle/on waivers
- Erdrick, San Jose/on waivers
- Fox McCloud, San Jose
- Giant Gonzales, on waivers
- Giuseppe Meazza, Kratovo
- Glenn Curtiss, Brussels
- Hardcore Holly, Stamford
- Ivar Anni-Padda, Terra
- Jack Szostak, Los Angeles
- James Graham Ballard, on waivers
- James Howlett, Terra
- Jeff Meckstroth, Las Vegas
- Joan D. Vinge, Brooklyn
- Joe Haldeman, Brooklyn
- John Ford, Broadway
- Jose Socrates, Terra
- Kelly Kelly, Stamford
- King C. Gillette, Industry
- Latka Gravas, Los Angeles
- Louis Beel, Brussels
- Lt. Daniel Kaffee, Dodge City/on waivers
- Marcia Brady, Los Angeles
- Massimo D'Alelio, on waivers
- Mr. Perfect, Hollywood
- Nikolai Gogol, Broadway
- Oliver Goldsmith, Brooklyn
- Pedro Passos Coelho, Pittsburgh
- Peter Shaffer, on waivers
- Piotr Rasputin, Terra/Brussels
- Samuel Beckett, Stamford
- Santiago Ramon y Cajal, Stockholm
- Shannon Hoon, Seattle/Seattle/San Jose
- Slash, Pittsburgh
- Stacy Keibler, Stamford
- Tanya Adams, Dodge City
- Victor Mayakovsky, Broadway
- Walter Reuther, Industry
- Wilbur Wright, Industry
- Zero, Kratovo
Right Fielders
- Alphonse Laveran, Stockholm
- Angelo Mortalli, Terra
- Aram Anni-Padda, Terra
- Beck Hansen, Seattle
- Big John Studd, Stamford
- Christie Brinkley, Milan
- Face, Hollywood
- Fighter, Kratovo
- Frederic August Otto Schwarz, Industry
- George Westinghouse, Brooklyn
- Griswold the Blacksmith, Dodge City
- Guy Verhofstadt, on waivers
- Harold Pinter, Broadway
- Horacio Casarin Garcilazo, Kratovo/on waivers
- Jack White, Stamford/Stamford
- Jacob Riis, Industry
- Jaroslaw Kaczynski, Brooklyn
- John Swanson, Las Vegas
- Lefter Kucukandonyadis, Kratovo
- Maude Findlay, Seattle
- Michael "Meathead" Stivic, Los Angeles
- Nei, San Jose
- Pierre Curie, Stockholm
- Queen Kalindra, on waivers
- Sam Shepard, Hollywood
- Samantha, on waivers
- Steven Michael "Steve" Burns, Hollywood/on waivers
- Stuart Scott, on waivers
- Theodore Lightner, Las Vegas
- Victor Creed, Brussels/on waivers
- Vincent Vega, Pittsburgh
- Wendy Wasserstein, Brussels
Starting Pitchers
- Albert Gobat, Seattle
- Alfred P. Sloan, Industry
- Andris Berzins, Brussels
- Antal Szabo, Kratovo/Seattle
- Arnold Ruutel, Brussels
- Basil Fawlty, Los Angeles
- Boris Spassky, Las Vegas
- Catherine Ironfist, Terra
- Christian Wulff, Milan
- Conrad Hilton, Brooklyn
- Cruella De Vil, Brussels/on waivers
- Denise Richards, Milan
- Doyle Brunson, Las Vegas
- Dr. Seuss, Industry
- Ecco the Dolphin, Brooklyn
- Elle Macpherson, Milan
- Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, Stockholm
- Fall-From-Grace, Dodge City
- Frances Bean Cobain, Seattle/Hollywood
- Francis Beaumont, Broadway
- Fredrik Bajer, Stockholm
- Gaear Grimsrud, Pittsburgh
- Gisele Bundchen, Milan
- Grand Duchess Charlotte, Dodge City
- Hal Clement, Terra
- Hannibal Lecter, Pittsburgh
- Jack D. Ripper, Pittsburgh
- Jacky Munaron, Kratovo
- Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Stamford
- Jenny Lewis, Las Vegas
- Jewel Kilcher, Seattle
- Jigglypuff, San Jose
- John Fletcher, Broadway
- John Nash, Stockholm
- John Sladek, on waivers
- Jonas Grumby, Los Angeles
- Judit Polgar, Las Vegas
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Terra
- Keyser Soze, Pittsburgh
- King Frederik IX, Broadway
- Leon Leonwood Bean, Industry
- Louis Brandeis, Dodge City
- Mark Walberg, Stamford
- Mary McAleese, Terra
- Meredith Vieira, on waivers
- Mother Teresa, Stockholm
- Padma Lakshmi, Hollywood
- Pele, Terra
- Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, Brussels
- Rhoda Morgenstern, Los Angeles
- Ric Flair, Stamford
- Ricardo Zamora, Kratovo
- Richie Cunningham, Los Angeles
- Roque Maspoli, Kratovo
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Dodge City
- Rydia of Mist, Hollywood/Seattle
- Schala, San Jose
- Sugar Ray Leonard, Hollywood
- Susan Polgar, Las Vegas
- Sylvester Stallone, Broadway
- Tarja Halonen, Brussels/Los Angeles
- Terra Branford, San Jose
- Tigran Petrosian, Las Vegas
- Tintoretto, Terra
- Tom Disch, Brooklyn
- Victor Hugo, Broadway
- Xenia Onatopp, Pittsburgh
- Yoshi, San Jose
Middle Relievers
- Anne Robinson, Dodge City
- Bad News Brown, Stamford
- Barry N. Malzberg, Brooklyn/Seattle
- Bruno Mars, Seattle
- Claudia Schiffer, Milan
- Colin Mochrie, Terra
- Connie Willis, Dodge City
- Donovan Patton, Hollywood/on waivers
- Dr. Robert Hartley, Los Angeles
- Elie Ducommun, Los Angeles
- Elsa Benitez, Milan
- Erin Heatherton, Milan
- Fiona Volpe, Las Vegas
- Friedrich Schiller, Broadway
- George Abela, Pittsburgh
- George Burns, Terra
- Grand Duke Jean, Stamford
- Henry Durant, Las Vegas
- J. Willard Marriott, Industry
- James Tiptree Jr., on waivers
- Jay Heimowitz, Brussels
- Jerry Lewis, Terra
- Kevin Pollak, Hollywood
- Larry Niven, Seattle
- Lech Kaczynski, Brooklyn
- Lewis Padgett, on waivers
- Lily Allen, Broadway
- Marion Zimmer Bradley, Brooklyn
- O-Ren Ishii, Pittsburgh
- Paul Samuelson, Stockholm
- Peter Marshall, Hollywood
- Ragnar Frisch, Stockholm
- Thomas Mars, Seattle/Seattle
- Whitney Thompson, on waivers
- William Wrigley Jr., Industry/Kratovo
Relief Pitchers
- Adrianne Curry, Milan
- Alan Alda, Terra
- Alan Dershowitz, Dodge City
- Albert Rust, Kratovo
- Alexander Pushkin, Broadway
- Algisto Lorenzato, Stamford
- Ali Larter, Pittsburgh
- Alvah Curtis Roebuck, Industry
- Alyssa Miller, Milan
- Arthur Fonzarelli, Los Angeles
- August Wilson, on waivers
- Bastion Booger, Stamford/on waivers
- Bertolt Brecht, Kratovo
- Billy Baxter, Dodge City
- Bjornstjerne Bjornson, Stockholm
- Brian Aldiss, Brooklyn
- Celes Chere, San Jose
- Chip Delany, Brooklyn
- Chris Moneymaker, Las Vegas/on waivers
- Chrissy Teigen, Milan
- Coco Chanel, Broadway
- Diddy Kong, San Jose
- Doctor Blood, Dodge City
- ED-209, Pittsburgh
- Edgar Pangborn, Brussels
- Eric Frank Russell, Brooklyn
- Erwin Ballabio, Kratovo
- Estee Lauder, Industry
- Eunice Wentworth Howell, Los Angeles
- Flavor Flav, Hollywood
- Florida Evans, Las Vegas
- Gene Wolfe, Brooklyn
- George "The Animal" Steele, Stamford
- Gilligan, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Gioachino Greco, Las Vegas/on waivers
- Gloria Allred, Dodge City
- Guy Fieri, Hollywood
- Hawkslayer, Dodge City
- Henryk Sienkiewicz, Stockholm
- Hong Deok-Young, on waivers
- Jack Torrance, Pittsburgh
- James Morrow, Brussels
- James Pond, San Jose
- Jason Alexander, Terra
- Jim Lange, Hollywood
- Jimmy Hoffa, Industry
- Joan Rivers, Terra
- Joanna Russ, Broadway/on waivers
- John Henson, Las Vegas
- John Wyndham Parkes Lucas Beynon Harris, Brussels
- Johnnie Cochran, Dodge City
- Johnny Chan, Las Vegas/on waivers
- Jon Stewart, Terra
- Jose Echegaray, Stockholm
- Kalle Svensson, Kratovo/on waivers
- Kate Upton, Milan
- Kelly Hu, San Jose
- Kim Gordon, Seattle
- King George VI, Brussels/on waivers
- King Gustaf V, Brussels
- Leslie Feist, Stamford
- Lev Yashin, Kratovo
- Lily Cole, Las Vegas/on waivers
- Lisa Loeb, Seattle
- Mary Richards, Los Angeles
- Max Factor, Industry
- Meg White, Seattle
- Mega Man X, San Jose
- Mel Brooks, on waivers
- Melissa Rycroft, Hollywood/Brussels
- Mickey Appleman, on waivers
- Mischa Barton, on waivers
- Nery Pumpido, Industry
- Paul Bearer, Stamford
- Paul Henri d'Estournelles de Constant, Stockholm
- Protoman, Dodge City
- Rebecca Romijn, Milan
- Relm Arrowny, San Jose
- Rudyard Kipling, on waivers
- Shirley Manson, on waivers
- Sinbad, Brooklyn
- Steve Harvey, Hollywood
- Sub-Zero, on waivers
- T. S. Eliot, Stockholm
- T.J. Cloutier, Las Vegas
- Troy McClure, Hollywood
- Vinnie Barbarino, Los Angeles/Industry
- Vladimir Beara, Kratovo