Catchers:

• 596 David E. Shaw, 30, c

Infielders:

• 221 Clark Kent, 34, 1b
• 560 Dobie Gillis, 30, 1b
• 884 Wilhelm Roentgen, 28, 1b
• 917 Vernor Vinge, 24, 2b
• 1020 Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, 23, 2b
• 1052 Enrico Fermi, 27, 3b
• 733 Jed Clampett, 29, ss

Outfielders:

• 615 J. Pierpont Morgan, 30, lf
• 486 Jack Szostak, 30, cf
• 845 Marcia Brady, 27, cf
• 1095 Michael "Meathead" Stivic, 23, rf

Starters:

• 495 Jonas Grumby, 32, sp
• 451 Tarja Halonen, 29, sp
• 961 Rhoda Morgenstern, 26, sp
• 1459 Basil Fawlty, 22, sp

Relievers:

• 911 Elie Ducommun, 26, mr
• 1026 Dr. Robert Hartley, 23, mr
• 496 Eunice Wentworth Howell, 30, rp
• 909 Mary Richards, 26, rp
• 1649 Arthur Fonzarelli, 21, rp

Minors:

• 915 Anders Fogh Rasmussen, 26, c
• 1689 Richie Cunningham, 21, sp
• 1736 Joseph B. Bloomingdale, 21, lf
• 1648 Barney Miller, 21, lf
• 1754 Latka Gravas, 20, cf

End of season.