Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 221 Clark Kent, 34, 1b (630 G, -0.9 DR/40, 8.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 560 Dobie Gillis, 30, 1b (493 G, -1.5 DR/40, 5.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 884 Wilhelm Roentgen, 28, 1b (360 G, -4.5 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 917 Vernor Vinge, 24, 2b (229 G, 0.1 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 1020 Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, 23, 2b (219 G, 1.9 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 1052 Enrico Fermi, 27, 3b (291 G, 1.6 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 733 Jed Clampett, 29, ss (483 G, 4.4 DR/40, 13.0 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 615 J. Pierpont Morgan, 30, lf (517 G, 2.2 DR/40, 8.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 486 Jack Szostak, 30, cf (423 G, 2.9 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 845 Marcia Brady, 27, cf (331 G, 4.4 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 1095 Michael "Meathead" Stivic, 23, rf (132 G, 5.7 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 495 Jonas Grumby, 32, sp (249 G, 12.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 451 Tarja Halonen, 29, sp (214 G, 4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 961 Rhoda Morgenstern, 26, sp (141 G, 2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 1459 Basil Fawlty, 22, sp (29 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
Relievers:
- 911 Elie Ducommun, 26, mr (110 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 1026 Dr. Robert Hartley, 23, mr (75 G, -5.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 496 Eunice Wentworth Howell, 30, rp (286 G, 4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 909 Mary Richards, 26, rp (130 G, -1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 1649 Arthur Fonzarelli, 21, rp (32 G, -1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 915 Anders Fogh Rasmussen, 26, c (292 G, 1.3 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 1689 Richie Cunningham, 21, sp (who?)
- 1736 Joseph B. Bloomingdale, 21, lf (who?)
- 1648 Barney Miller, 21, lf (who?)
- 1754 Latka Gravas, 20, cf (who?)