Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 11637 Hayley Williams, 35, 1b (672 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 13.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12513 Paighon, 26, 2b (216 GP, 4.6 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40)
- 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 26, 3b (220 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 6.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12557 Perry Farrell, 29, ss (370 GP, 9.8 DRAP/40, 1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12902 Dua Lipa, 25, ss (130 GP, 2.9 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 13215 Roger Waters, 21, ss (1 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -12.0 ORAP/40)
Outfielders:
- 12436 Matt Berninger, 26, lf (171 GP, 3.9 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 13239 Beyonce Knowles, 19, lf (2 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 30.0 ORAP/40)
- 12480 Gracie Abrams, 27, cf (193 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12910 Rita Ora, 21, cf (8 GP, 5.0 DRAP/40, -8.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12723 Russell Simins, 27, rf (171 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 13001 Vince Clarke, 22, rf (25 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, 3.8 ORAP/40)
Starters:
- 12090 Laura Ingalls, 34, sp (1150 IP, 10.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12709 Carrie Underwood, 24, sp (148 IP, 1.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12715 Joan Jett, 24, sp (121 IP, -4.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12949 John Carter Cash, 21, sp (71 IP, -9.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 12315 Calvin Harris, 30, mr (542 IP, 7.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11959 Vivien Blotzki, 33, rp (371 IP, 8.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12974 Bernard Sumner, 24, rp (87 IP, 7.2 PRAA/100 IP)
- 13216 Lola Young, 20, rp (22 IP, -7.6 PRAA/100 IP)
Minors:
- 12867 Dion, 22, lf (165 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, 2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12969 David Byrne, 22, 3b (18 GP, -5.1 DRAP/40, -7.8 ORAP/40)
- 13300 LaTavia Roberson, 20, 1b
- 13294 Kelly Rowland, 21, mr
- 13232 Blake Sennett, 21, c
- 13302 Michelle Williams, 20, sp