Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 11637 Hayley Williams, 34, 1b (635 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, 13.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12513 Paighon, 25, 2b (176 GP, 4.2 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40)
- 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 25, 3b (172 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, 3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12557 Perry Farrell, 28, ss (327 GP, 9.7 DRAP/40, 1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12902 Dua Lipa, 24, ss (88 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 12867 Dion, 21, lf (145 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12436 Matt Berninger, 25, lf (128 GP, 3.8 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12761 Joan Osborne, 22, cf (9 GP, -11.6 DRAP/40, -3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12249 Joe Jonas, 27, rf (305 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, 5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12723 Russell Simins, 26, rf (151 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 12090 Laura Ingalls, 33, sp (1081 IP, 10.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12709 Carrie Underwood, 23, sp (82 IP, 11.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12715 Joan Jett, 23, sp (62 IP, 7.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12949 John Carter Cash, 20, sp (4 IP, -6.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 12315 Calvin Harris, 29, mr (480 IP, 7.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12236 David Bowie, 31, rp (756 IP, 7.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11959 Vivien Blotzki, 32, rp (347 IP, 8.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12974 Bernard Sumner, 23, rp (62 IP, 13.1 PRAA/100 IP)
- 13216 Lola Young, 19, rp
Minors:
- 12353 Aaron Dessner, 26, sp (226 IP, 2.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 13232 Blake Sennett, 20, c
- 12969 David Byrne, 21, 3b
- 12910 Rita Ora, 20, cf (who?)
- 13001 Vince Clarke, 21, rf
- 13215 Roger Waters, 20, ss