Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 12248 Matty Healy, 30, c (445 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 11637 Hayley Williams, 34, 1b (668 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 13.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12513 Paighon, 25, 2b (212 GP, 4.3 DRAP/40, -2.6 ORAP/40)
• 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 25, 3b (215 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 5.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12969 David Byrne, 21, 3b (16 GP, -5.0 DRAP/40, -7.2 ORAP/40)
• 12557 Perry Farrell, 28, ss (365 GP, 9.8 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12902 Dua Lipa, 24, ss (126 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, 1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 12436 Matt Berninger, 25, lf (167 GP, 4.0 DRAP/40, 3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12480 Gracie Abrams, 26, cf (190 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -2.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12910 Rita Ora, 20, cf (3 GP, 8.0 DRAP/40, 13.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12723 Russell Simins, 26, rf (167 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13001 Vince Clarke, 21, rf (21 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 12090 Laura Ingalls, 33, sp (1145 IP, 10.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12145 Charli XCX, 33, sp (1037 IP, 10.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12353 Aaron Dessner, 26, sp (239 IP, 2.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12715 Joan Jett, 23, sp (113 IP, -0.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12949 John Carter Cash, 20, sp (62 IP, -9.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 12315 Calvin Harris, 29, mr (535 IP, 7.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11959 Vivien Blotzki, 32, rp (369 IP, 8.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12974 Bernard Sumner, 23, rp (86 IP, 7.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13216 Lola Young, 19, rp (21 IP, -8.1 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 12867 Dion, 21, lf (165 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, 2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12709 Carrie Underwood, 23, sp (144 IP, 1.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12665 August Dvorak, 25, c (103 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12761 Joan Osborne, 22, cf (21 GP, -12.4 DRAP/40, -3.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13232 Blake Sennett, 20, c
• 13215 Roger Waters, 20, ss