Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 11637 Hayley Williams, 34, 1b (670 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 13.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12513 Paighon, 25, 2b (215 GP, 4.7 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40)
- 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 25, 3b (218 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, 6.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12557 Perry Farrell, 28, ss (368 GP, 9.9 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12902 Dua Lipa, 24, ss (128 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 12436 Matt Berninger, 25, lf (169 GP, 3.9 DRAP/40, 3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12867 Dion, 21, lf (165 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, 2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12480 Gracie Abrams, 26, cf (192 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12910 Rita Ora, 20, cf (6 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, -1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12723 Russell Simins, 26, rf (170 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 13001 Vince Clarke, 21, rf (23 GP, 4.2 DRAP/40, 4.7 ORAP/40)
Starters:
- 12090 Laura Ingalls, 33, sp (1150 IP, 10.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12145 Charli XCX, 33, sp (1042 IP, 10.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12353 Aaron Dessner, 26, sp (239 IP, 2.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12715 Joan Jett, 23, sp (119 IP, -2.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12949 John Carter Cash, 20, sp (66 IP, -7.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 12315 Calvin Harris, 29, mr (539 IP, 7.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11959 Vivien Blotzki, 32, rp (371 IP, 8.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12974 Bernard Sumner, 23, rp (87 IP, 7.1 PRAA/100 IP)
- 13216 Lola Young, 19, rp (21 IP, -8.0 PRAA/100 IP)
Minors:
- 12709 Carrie Underwood, 23, sp (144 IP, 1.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12665 August Dvorak, 25, c (103 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12761 Joan Osborne, 22, cf (21 GP, -12.2 DRAP/40, -4.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12969 David Byrne, 21, 3b (18 GP, -5.1 DRAP/40, -7.8 ORAP/40)
- 13232 Blake Sennett, 20, c
- 13215 Roger Waters, 20, ss