Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 13276 Harry Houdini, 24, c (191 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 13037 Jon Scheyer, 27, 1b (202 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13439 Taika Waititi, 21, 1b (99 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40)
• 12261 Redfoo, 34, 2b (541 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 4.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12850 Crone, 26, 2b (259 GP, -4.4 DRAP/40, 4.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13650 Billy Joel, 20, 2b (27 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, -18.5 ORAP/40)
• 13643 Neil Diamond, 19, 2b (22 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -14.7 ORAP/40)
• 13015 Todd Golden, 26, 3b (336 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13555 Lenny Bruce, 20, ss (76 GP, -2.8 DRAP/40, -10.4 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 12422 Topper, 32, lf (622 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13529 Gilbert Gottfried, 19, lf (52 GP, -7.5 DRAP/40, 1.2 ORAP/40)
• 12961 Coltaine, 28, cf (350 GP, 7.5 DRAP/40, 6.8 ORAP/40)
• 13348 Jerry Stiller, 21, rf (68 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -4.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 13151 Hugo Strange, 24, sp (421 IP, -14.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13170 Rachel Griffin-Accurso, 22, sp (264 IP, -5.9 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 13005 Bruce Pearl, 26, mr (438 IP, 2.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13376 Jeff Goldblum, 21, mr (223 IP, -5.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12817 Raest, 28, rp (258 IP, 8.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13247 David Copperfield, 24, rp (166 IP, -0.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13291 David Blaine, 24, rp (111 IP, 5.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13429 Stanley Kubrick, 21, rp (105 IP, -8.0 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 13299 Andy Byron, 23, sp (401 IP, -9.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13331 Gene Wilder, 21, rp (10 IP, -44.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13608 Leonard Cohen, 18, sp (10 IP, -35.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13423 Chelsea Handler, 23, 2b (7 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -11.4 ORAP/40)
• 13575 Bette Midler, 19, 3b (3 GP, -12.0 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40)
• 13631 Billy Wilder, 19, lf