Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 13276 Harry Houdini, 24, c (147 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 13037 Jon Scheyer, 27, 1b (180 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13439 Taika Waititi, 21, 1b (64 GP, -3.0 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40)
• 12261 Redfoo, 34, 2b (508 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 4.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12850 Crone, 26, 2b (219 GP, -3.9 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13650 Billy Joel, 20, 2b (4 GP, -11.0 DRAP/40, -30.0 ORAP/40)
• 13643 Neil Diamond, 19, 2b (2 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -20.0 ORAP/40)
• 13015 Todd Golden, 26, 3b (297 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13555 Lenny Bruce, 20, ss (37 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, -6.6 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 12422 Topper, 32, lf (600 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13529 Gilbert Gottfried, 19, lf (19 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40)
• 12961 Coltaine, 28, cf (313 GP, 7.3 DRAP/40, 6.9 ORAP/40)
• 13348 Jerry Stiller, 21, rf (30 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 13151 Hugo Strange, 24, sp (354 IP, -16.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13170 Rachel Griffin-Accurso, 22, sp (176 IP, -13.0 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 13005 Bruce Pearl, 26, mr (378 IP, 1.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13376 Jeff Goldblum, 21, mr (175 IP, -8.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12817 Raest, 28, rp (233 IP, 7.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13247 David Copperfield, 24, rp (130 IP, -1.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13291 David Blaine, 24, rp (90 IP, 9.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13429 Stanley Kubrick, 21, rp (79 IP, -12.5 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 13299 Andy Byron, 23, sp (382 IP, -8.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13423 Chelsea Handler, 23, 2b (7 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -11.4 ORAP/40)
• 13331 Gene Wilder, 21, rp (4 IP, -60.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13631 Billy Wilder, 19, lf
• 13608 Leonard Cohen, 18, sp
• 13575 Bette Midler, 19, 3b