Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 13276 Harry Houdini, 25, c (194 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 13037 Jon Scheyer, 28, 1b (204 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -4.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13439 Taika Waititi, 22, 1b (101 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, -0.0 ORAP/40)
• 13763 Franz Kafka, 18, 1b (1 GP, -16.0 DRAP/40, 16.0 ORAP/40)
• 12850 Crone, 27, 2b (262 GP, -4.3 DRAP/40, 4.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13423 Chelsea Handler, 24, 2b (10 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, -17.6 ORAP/40)
• 13015 Todd Golden, 27, 3b (339 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13575 Bette Midler, 20, 3b (4 GP, -8.0 DRAP/40, 0.0 ORAP/40)
• 13555 Lenny Bruce, 21, ss (79 GP, -2.8 DRAP/40, -8.4 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 13529 Gilbert Gottfried, 20, lf (55 GP, -7.9 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40)
• 12961 Coltaine, 29, cf (353 GP, 7.5 DRAP/40, 6.9 ORAP/40)
• 13348 Jerry Stiller, 22, rf (70 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -4.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13702 Emma Lazarus, 19, rf (2 GP, -10.0 DRAP/40, -22.0 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 13151 Hugo Strange, 25, sp (426 IP, -14.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13170 Rachel Griffin-Accurso, 23, sp (270 IP, -5.4 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 13005 Bruce Pearl, 27, mr (440 IP, 2.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13376 Jeff Goldblum, 22, mr (229 IP, -5.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12817 Raest, 29, rp (260 IP, 7.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13247 David Copperfield, 25, rp (168 IP, 0.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13291 David Blaine, 25, rp (113 IP, 5.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13429 Stanley Kubrick, 22, rp (106 IP, -8.6 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 13650 Billy Joel, 21, 2b (27 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, -18.5 ORAP/40)
• 13643 Neil Diamond, 20, 2b (22 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -14.7 ORAP/40)
• 13608 Leonard Cohen, 19, sp (10 IP, -35.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13775 Judy Blume, 17, ss
• 13631 Billy Wilder, 20, lf
• 13748 Anne Frank, 18, sp