Roster for Dodge City Enforcers:

Catchers:

• 1445 The British Bulldog, 23, c (98 G, -0.3 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 682 Ak'shel, 31, 1b (354 G, -0.4 DR/40, 7.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1395 Thomaz Soares da Silvia, 24, 1b (88 G, 0.3 DR/40, -9.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1525 Officer Lockstock, 24, 1b (42 G, 0.6 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 680 Scott Weiland, 31, 2b (458 G, 4.0 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1510 Frank Serpico, 24, 2b (113 G, -5.6 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1339 Jaheira, 26, 3b (254 G, -0.5 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1458 Melvin Purvis, 22, ss (115 G, -5.0 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1055 Kien "Bossman" Chen, 28, lf (366 G, -0.3 DR/40, 9.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1391 Vinny Gambini, 25, lf (144 G, 0.5 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 826 Tanya Adams, 30, cf (289 G, -0.7 DR/40, 12.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1072 Griswold the Blacksmith, 25, rf (239 G, -8.2 DR/40, 7.4 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1394 Grand Duchess Charlotte, 25, sp (97 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1054 Fall-From-Grace, 26, sp (89 G, -3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1427 Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 24, sp (88 G, 7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 997 Connie Willis, 24, mr (81 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 473 Protoman, 30, rp (284 G, 5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 930 Doctor Blood, 28, rp (203 G, 6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1413 Estee Lauder, 25, rp (124 G, 3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1665 Johnnie Cochran, 22, rp (70 G, 10.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1658 Alan Dershowitz, 23, rp (55 G, 6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1430 George Jefferson, 22, c (23 G, -3.1 DR/40, -8.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1718 Louis Brandeis, 19, sp (14 G, -5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1822 Joseph Pistone, 21, 2b (who?)
• 1836 Jack McCoy, 19, rf (who?)
• 1716 Gloria Allred, 18, rp (who?)