Roster for Dodge City Enforcers:

Catchers:

• 1445 The British Bulldog, 24, c (129 G, -1.1 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 682 Ak'shel, 32, 1b (390 G, -0.4 DR/40, 8.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1395 Thomaz Soares da Silvia, 25, 1b (114 G, -0.2 DR/40, -7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1525 Officer Lockstock, 25, 1b (89 G, 0.9 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 680 Scott Weiland, 32, 2b (503 G, 3.7 DR/40, 6.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1510 Frank Serpico, 25, 2b (156 G, -5.5 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1339 Jaheira, 27, 3b (295 G, -0.3 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1458 Melvin Purvis, 23, ss (146 G, -3.0 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1055 Kien "Bossman" Chen, 29, lf (409 G, -1.0 DR/40, 9.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1391 Vinny Gambini, 26, cf (194 G, 1.2 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 826 Tanya Adams, 31, rf (338 G, -0.6 DR/40, 13.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1072 Griswold the Blacksmith, 26, rf (277 G, -7.7 DR/40, 6.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1394 Grand Duchess Charlotte, 26, sp (113 G, 4.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1054 Fall-From-Grace, 27, sp (107 G, -2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1427 Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 25, sp (106 G, 8.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1718 Louis Brandeis, 20, sp (34 G, -0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 997 Connie Willis, 25, mr (95 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1413 Estee Lauder, 26, rp (149 G, 1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1665 Johnnie Cochran, 23, rp (89 G, 6.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1658 Alan Dershowitz, 24, rp (85 G, 6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1716 Gloria Allred, 19, rp (10 G, 15.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1430 George Jefferson, 23, c (30 G, -4.8 DR/40, -8.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1822 Joseph Pistone, 22, 2b (who?)
• 1836 Jack McCoy, 20, rf (who?)
• 1842 Robert Kardashian, 21, rp (who?)
• 1892 F. Lee Bailey, 19, rp (who?)