Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 441 White Mage, 33, c (553 G, -0.4 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 417 Sgt. Slaughter, 31, c (450 G, -0.3 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 596 David E. Shaw, 31, c (372 G, 0.2 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 915 Anders Fogh Rasmussen, 27, c (313 G, 1.4 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1060 Cookie Masterson, 27, c (200 G, -1.3 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1392 Mike Dirnt, 21, c (39 G, 1.7 DR/40, -9.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1745 Molly Holly, 20, c (12 G, 1.7 DR/40, -12.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1812 Mark McGrath, 19, c (10 G, 0.8 DR/40, -25.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 221 Clark Kent, 35, 1b (630 G, -0.9 DR/40, 8.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 243 Andre the Giant, 35, 1b (619 G, -1.5 DR/40, 12.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 951 Thomas A. Edison, 29, 1b (383 G, 1.0 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1735 Paavo Lipponen, 20, 1b (27 G, -3.6 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1712 Ozzie Walls, 21, 1b (12 G, -5.3 DR/40, -8.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1677 Merkin Muffley, 19, 1b (9 G, 4.0 DR/40, -14.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1782 John McBain, 20, 1b (who?)
• 1703 Joop den Uyl, 19, 2b (28 G, -8.9 DR/40, -11.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 580 Fritz Leiber, 28, 3b (342 G, 1.7 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 667 Cornelius Vanderbilt, 29, 3b (322 G, 1.3 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1325 Thornton Wilder, 26, 3b (189 G, 0.2 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1515 Peter Weichsel, 20, 3b (27 G, -8.1 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1502 Mike Passell, 21, 3b (19 G, -5.1 DR/40, -10.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1724 Anneli Tuulikki Jaatteenmaki, 18, 3b (13 G, -7.7 DR/40, -27.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1520 Lord Rayleigh, 21, 3b (11 G, 0.0 DR/40, -17.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1832 Billy Eisenberg, 21, 3b (who?)
• 923 John Webster, 29, ss (149 G, 1.7 DR/40, -8.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1406 Crash Holly, 25, ss (129 G, -3.9 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1479 George S. Kaufman, 23, ss (105 G, 0.8 DR/40, -7.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1634 Siim Kallas, 19, ss (37 G, -5.0 DR/40, -14.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1709 Kerri Sanborn, 18, ss (31 G, -6.1 DR/40, -11.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1651 Philipp Lenard, 21, ss (27 G, 0.0 DR/40, -12.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1530 Michael Moorcock, 24, lf (83 G, -1.9 DR/40, -8.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1514 Wall-E, 24, lf (67 G, 0.0 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1077 Charles William Post, 25, lf (53 G, -2.0 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1711 Ilya Mechnikov, 22, lf (26 G, -6.2 DR/40, -6.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 525 Samuel Beckett, 29, cf (386 G, 2.4 DR/40, -8.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1523 Glenn Curtiss, 21, cf (38 G, 2.2 DR/40, -13.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1618 Victor Mayakovsky, 22, cf (14 G, -12.9 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 443 George Westinghouse, 31, rf (443 G, -2.1 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 734 Vincent Vega, 30, rf (404 G, 1.0 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1297 Jacob Riis, 22, rf (82 G, -1.4 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1533 Wendy Wasserstein, 20, rf (56 G, 1.3 DR/40, -11.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1828 Jacob Schick, 21, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 451 Tarja Halonen, 30, sp (216 G, 3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1379 Susan Polgar, 25, sp (50 G, -6.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1380 Xenia Onatopp, 22, sp (19 G, -8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1748 Arnold Ruutel, 19, sp (18 G, -19.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1733 Tigran Petrosian, 20, sp (who?)
• 1752 Sinbad, 22, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 571 Thomas Mars, 30, mr (299 G, 7.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 202 Anne Robinson, 35, mr (263 G, 9.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 732 Ragnar Frisch, 29, mr (141 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1051 Pele, 27, mr (106 G, -6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1667 Jay Heimowitz, 20, mr (10 G, -22.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 284 Rebecca Romijn, 35, rp (347 G, 11.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 101 Coco Chanel, 36, rp (306 G, 12.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1092 Hawkslayer, 27, rp (121 G, 2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 986 Albert Gobat, 28, rp (98 G, 1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1091 Bjornstjerne Bjornson, 23, rp (85 G, -10.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 881 Kelly Hu, 29, rp (68 G, 0.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1441 James Morrow, 22, rp (37 G, -5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1407 Billy Baxter, 24, rp (31 G, -11.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1512 Adrianne Curry, 22, rp (22 G, -5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1620 Henryk Sienkiewicz, 20, rp (18 G, -13.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1773 Jon Bauman, 17, rp (who?)