Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

Infielders:

545 Arthur Dent, 31, 1b (466 G, -3.1 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40) (who?)
908 Kristanna Loken, 28, 1b (269 G, -1.5 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
1481 Jyrki Katainen, 22, 1b (20 G, -0.8 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
603 Howie Mandel, 28, 2b (421 G, 0.5 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
645 Scott Summers, 30, 2b (409 G, 4.3 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
707 Max Planck, 30, 2b (334 G, -2.2 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
1452 Poul Nyrup Rasmussen, 20, 2b (16 G, -6.2 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
1664 Ozzy Osbourne, 19, 2b (7 G, 6.3 DR/40, -25.1 OR/40) (who?)
1669 Raymond Kelly, 20, 2b (6 G, -3.3 DR/40, -28.0 OR/40) (who?)
648 Owen Hart, 30, 3b (432 G, -0.8 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
518 Link, 31, 3b (430 G, -0.2 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
903 Kane, 28, ss (204 G, -2.8 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
1670 Krista White, 20, ss (16 G, -14.2 DR/40, -19.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

1387 Randi, 24, lf (60 G, -1.8 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)
1376 Lindsey Wixson, 21, lf (20 G, -4.6 DR/40, -8.8 OR/40) (who?)
1403 Ben Grimm, 20, lf (19 G, -3.8 DR/40, -12.0 OR/40) (who?)
1504 Brittani Kline, 20, lf (9 G, -9.3 DR/40, -16.4 OR/40) (who?)
1357 Strider Hiryu, 21, lf (who?)
345 Erdrick, 33, cf (514 G, 7.2 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
627 Adolphus Busch, 30, cf (258 G, -7.3 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
582 Emily Haines, 29, cf (219 G, 0.8 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
709 Emil von Behring, 30, cf (205 G, 0.1 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
840 James Graham Ballard, 27, cf (152 G, -2.2 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
1426 Lt. Daniel Kaffee, 24, cf (43 G, -7.2 DR/40, -12.9 OR/40) (who?)
1644 Giant Gonzales, 21, cf (34 G, 3.9 DR/40, -15.8 OR/40) (who?)
1123 Massimo D'Alelio, 23, cf (26 G, -2.3 DR/40, -9.7 OR/40) (who?)
1491 Peter Shaffer, 19, cf (who?)
1501 Anthony Kiedis, 20, cf (who?)
1486 Borje Tapper, 22, cf (who?)
617 Samantha, 31, rf (381 G, 3.3 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
822 Stuart Scott, 29, rf (294 G, -2.6 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
1333 Queen Kalindra, 24, rf (75 G, -1.7 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
1622 Steven Michael "Steve" Burns, 22, rf (20 G, -0.8 DR/40, -21.0 OR/40) (who?)
1625 Victor Creed, 21, rf (14 G, -4.9 DR/40, -12.0 OR/40) (who?)
1623 Horacio Casarin Garcilazo, 20, rf (who?)
1647 Guy Verhofstadt, 20, rf (who?)

Starters:

Relievers:

468 Lewis Padgett, 29, mr (210 G, 0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
871 James Tiptree Jr., 29, mr (121 G, -6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
1629 Donovan Patton, 21, mr (11 G, -19.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
1693 Whitney Thompson, 21, mr (who?)
533 Johnny Chan, 28, rp (255 G, -6.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
463 Rudyard Kipling, 30, rp (249 G, -2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
437 Lily Cole, 31, rp (244 G, 3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
481 Gilligan, 32, rp (236 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
640 Shirley Manson, 29, rp (232 G, 6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
693 Chris Moneymaker, 27, rp (174 G, -1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
642 Mischa Barton, 28, rp (139 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
960 Joanna Russ, 26, rp (122 G, -4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
1015 August Wilson, 26, rp (103 G, -10.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
925 Gioachino Greco, 24, rp (101 G, -7.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
1134 Mel Brooks, 26, rp (84 G, -0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
1371 Bastion Booger, 23, rp (60 G, -4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
1121 Sub-Zero, 24, rp (50 G, -3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
1444 King George VI, 23, rp (17 G, -2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
1617 Kalle Svensson, 21, rp (2 G, -4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
1687 Mickey Appleman, 21, rp (1 G, 0.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
1672 Hong Deok-Young, 20, rp (who?)