Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 13276 Harry Houdini, 29, c (385 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 14036 Joseph Gordon-Levitt, 21, c (14 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 13439 Taika Waititi, 26, 1b (239 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40)
• 13763 Franz Kafka, 22, 1b (133 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, -1.3 ORAP/40)
• 14014 Lorne Michaels, 22, 2b (49 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, 7.0 ORAP/40)
• 13615 Abraham Klein, 25, 2b (37 GP, -3.2 DRAP/40, -10.9 ORAP/40)
• 13015 Todd Golden, 31, 3b (520 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13555 Lenny Bruce, 25, ss (235 GP, -3.7 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40)
• 13834 Carl Sagan, 23, ss (126 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 13529 Gilbert Gottfried, 24, lf (203 GP, -7.6 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40)
• 14131 Bob Kane, 21, lf (3 GP, 9.3 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40)
• 12961 Coltaine, 33, cf (508 GP, 5.4 DRAP/40, 4.9 ORAP/40)
• 13348 Jerry Stiller, 26, rf (239 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 13748 Anne Frank, 22, sp (256 IP, -12.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13994 Barry Manilow, 22, sp (98 IP, 1.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13608 Leonard Cohen, 23, sp (47 IP, -15.3 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 13816 Jonas Salk, 24, rp (112 IP, 4.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13803 Chaim Weizmann, 24, rp (90 IP, -12.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13941 Roseanne Barr, 21, rp (64 IP, 14.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13408 Burrill Bernard Crohn, 25, rp (40 IP, -7.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13916 Beanie Feldstein, 21, rp

Minors:

• 13954 Tara Strong, 22, rp (9 IP, -16.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 14033 Jason Isaacs, 18, lf
• 14077 Larry King, 19, cf
• 13866 Alex Borstein, 19, sp
• 14055 Brian Epstein, 17, c
• 14129 Calvin Klein, 17, rp