Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 13276 Harry Houdini, 29, c (404 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 14036 Joseph Gordon-Levitt, 21, c (51 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40)
• 14055 Brian Epstein, 17, c (19 GP, -6.9 DRAP/40, -7.4 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 13439 Taika Waititi, 26, 1b (262 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40)
• 13763 Franz Kafka, 22, 1b (172 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40)
• 14014 Lorne Michaels, 22, 2b (96 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, 5.4 ORAP/40)
• 13015 Todd Golden, 31, 3b (564 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13555 Lenny Bruce, 25, ss (278 GP, -2.9 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40)
• 13834 Carl Sagan, 23, ss (167 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 13529 Gilbert Gottfried, 24, lf (244 GP, -6.3 DRAP/40, -0.0 ORAP/40)
• 14131 Bob Kane, 21, lf (43 GP, 10.8 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40)
• 14077 Larry King, 19, cf (20 GP, -13.2 DRAP/40, -4.2 ORAP/40)
• 13348 Jerry Stiller, 26, rf (281 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 13748 Anne Frank, 22, sp (339 IP, -10.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13994 Barry Manilow, 22, sp (197 IP, 0.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13866 Alex Borstein, 19, sp (41 IP, -9.5 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 13657 Livie Rose Henderson, 23, mr (133 IP, -5.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13816 Jonas Salk, 24, rp (149 IP, 2.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13803 Chaim Weizmann, 24, rp (124 IP, -8.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13941 Roseanne Barr, 21, rp (95 IP, 13.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13408 Burrill Bernard Crohn, 25, rp (59 IP, -5.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 13608 Leonard Cohen, 23, sp (107 IP, -15.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13954 Tara Strong, 22, rp (9 IP, -16.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13916 Beanie Feldstein, 21, rp (7 IP, -23.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 14033 Jason Isaacs, 18, lf
• 14129 Calvin Klein, 17, rp
• 13838 Poison Ivy, 21, mr