Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 13276 Harry Houdini, 28, c (351 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 13439 Taika Waititi, 25, 1b (224 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40)
• 13763 Franz Kafka, 21, 1b (101 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -4.2 ORAP/40)
• 12850 Crone, 30, 2b (403 GP, -4.6 DRAP/40, 3.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13615 Abraham Klein, 24, 2b (33 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, -13.1 ORAP/40)
• 14014 Lorne Michaels, 21, 2b (13 GP, -3.4 DRAP/40, 3.4 ORAP/40)
• 13015 Todd Golden, 30, 3b (483 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13555 Lenny Bruce, 24, ss (203 GP, -4.3 DRAP/40, -3.4 ORAP/40)
• 13834 Carl Sagan, 22, ss (92 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 13529 Gilbert Gottfried, 23, lf (167 GP, -8.2 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40)
• 12961 Coltaine, 32, cf (476 GP, 6.0 DRAP/40, 6.2 ORAP/40)
• 13348 Jerry Stiller, 25, rf (207 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13659 Xu-Ifit Osteoharmonist, 23, rf (65 GP, -8.2 DRAP/40, 2.6 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 13170 Rachel Griffin-Accurso, 26, sp (605 IP, -5.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13748 Anne Frank, 21, sp (183 IP, -6.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13994 Barry Manilow, 21, sp (25 IP, -4.8 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 13247 David Copperfield, 28, rp (260 IP, 4.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13816 Jonas Salk, 23, rp (85 IP, 4.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13803 Chaim Weizmann, 23, rp (72 IP, -12.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13941 Roseanne Barr, 20, rp (42 IP, 11.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13954 Tara Strong, 21, rp (9 IP, -14.4 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 13608 Leonard Cohen, 22, sp (40 IP, -18.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13408 Burrill Bernard Crohn, 24, rp (13 IP, -40.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 14036 Joseph Gordon-Levitt, 20, c (1 GP, 4.0 DRAP/40, 16.0 ORAP/40)
• 14033 Jason Isaacs, 17, lf
• 13866 Alex Borstein, 18, sp
• 13916 Beanie Feldstein, 20, rp