Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 13276 Harry Houdini, 28, c (385 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 14036 Joseph Gordon-Levitt, 20, c (11 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, 4.7 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 13439 Taika Waititi, 25, 1b (239 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40)
• 13763 Franz Kafka, 21, 1b (130 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40)
• 12850 Crone, 30, 2b (416 GP, -4.5 DRAP/40, 4.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 14014 Lorne Michaels, 21, 2b (46 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, 6.9 ORAP/40)
• 13015 Todd Golden, 30, 3b (517 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13555 Lenny Bruce, 24, ss (232 GP, -3.8 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40)
• 13834 Carl Sagan, 22, ss (123 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 13529 Gilbert Gottfried, 23, lf (200 GP, -7.6 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40)
• 12961 Coltaine, 32, cf (508 GP, 5.4 DRAP/40, 4.9 ORAP/40)
• 13348 Jerry Stiller, 25, rf (237 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -5.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13659 Xu-Ifit Osteoharmonist, 23, rf (84 GP, -8.6 DRAP/40, 1.2 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 13170 Rachel Griffin-Accurso, 26, sp (688 IP, -6.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13748 Anne Frank, 21, sp (249 IP, -12.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13994 Barry Manilow, 21, sp (92 IP, 0.3 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 13247 David Copperfield, 28, rp (276 IP, 4.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13816 Jonas Salk, 23, rp (110 IP, 4.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13803 Chaim Weizmann, 23, rp (90 IP, -12.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13941 Roseanne Barr, 20, rp (63 IP, 15.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13408 Burrill Bernard Crohn, 24, rp (39 IP, -7.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 13608 Leonard Cohen, 22, sp (40 IP, -18.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13615 Abraham Klein, 24, 2b (36 GP, -2.7 DRAP/40, -11.7 ORAP/40)
• 13954 Tara Strong, 21, rp (9 IP, -16.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 14033 Jason Isaacs, 17, lf
• 13866 Alex Borstein, 18, sp
• 13916 Beanie Feldstein, 20, rp