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"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, sp, Stamford

Adele, rp, Seattle
Adolf von Baeyer, c, Stockholm
Adolph Coors, sp, Industry
Adriana Karembeu, rp, Milan
Aeris Gainsborough, rp, San Jose
Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
Aigars Kalvitis, cf, Brussels
Ak'shel, 1b, Dodge City
Alan Alda, rp, Terra
Alan Dershowitz, rp, Dodge City
Albert Rust, rp, Kratovo
Albrecht Kossel, rf, Los Angeles
Alex Delarge, cf, Pittsburgh
Alexander Pushkin, rp, Broadway
Alfonso Ribeiro, ss, Hollywood
Alfred Fried, sp, Stockholm
Alfred Jarry, ss, Broadway
Alfred P. Sloan, sp, Industry
Alfred Uhry, 2b, on waivers
Algisto Lorenzato, rp, Stamford
Ali Landry, c, Milan
Ali Larter, rp, Pittsburgh
Allen Cunningham, sp, Las Vegas
Allvar Gullstrand, cf, Stockholm
Alphonse Laveran, rf, Stockholm
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, rp, Industry
Alyssa Miller, rp, on waivers
Amber Valletta, 3b, Milan
Amedeo Amadei, 1b, Kratovo
Anatoly Karpov, sp, Las Vegas
Andrea Jung, rp, Industry
Andris Berzins, mr, Brussels
Andris Berzins PM, lf, on waivers
Angelo Mortalli, rf, Terra
Anne McCaffrey, ss, Brooklyn
Antal Szabo, sp, Broadway
Anton Chekhov, 2b, on waivers
Anya Amasova, ss, Pittsburgh
Aram Anni-Padda, rf, Terra
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 3b, Kratovo/Brooklyn
Arnold Jackson, ss, Los Angeles
Art Linkletter, lf, Hollywood
Arthur Carlson, rp, Los Angeles
Arthur Fonzarelli, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Arthur Miller, c, Kratovo
Auguste Beernaert, sp, Stockholm

Bad News Brown, mr, Stamford
Barney Miller, lf, Los Angeles
Barry Greenstein, rp, Las Vegas
Barry N. Malzberg, mr, on waivers
Basil Fawlty, sp, Los Angeles
Beck Hansen, rf, Seattle
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, ss, Los Angeles
Bertolt Brecht, rp, Kratovo/Brooklyn
Big Boss Man, 1b, Stamford/on waivers
Big John Studd, rf, on waivers
Billie Joe Armstrong, lf, on waivers
Bob Dylan, 3b, Seattle
Boris Spassky, sp, on waivers
Bozo Broketa, cf, Pittsburgh
Brandon Flowers, cf, Seattle
Brian Aldiss, rp, Brooklyn
Brooke Burns, c, Los Angeles
Bruno Mars, mr, Stamford

C-3PO, c, Pittsburgh
Camillo Golgi, cf, Stockholm
Caravaggio, sp, Terra
Carolyn Murphy, cf, Milan
Carrot Top, rp, on waivers
Catherine Ironfist, sp, Terra
Cedric the Owl, c, on waivers
Celes Chere, rp, Broadway
Charles Antenen, cf, Kratovo
Charles de Lint, cf, Brooklyn
Charmander, 2b, Broadway
Chip Delany, rp, Brooklyn
Chris Harrison, ss, Hollywood
Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan
Christian Wulff, sp, Milan
Christie Brinkley, rf, Milan
Christopher Isherwood, 3b, Los Angeles
Cid Highwind, lf, San Jose
Cindy Crawford, cf, Milan
Clarice Starling, 3b, Los Angeles/Broadway
Claudia Schiffer, mr, Milan
Cloud Strife, ss, San Jose
Colin Mochrie, mr, Terra
Connie Willis, mr, Dodge City
Conrad Hilton, sp, Brooklyn
Crono, 2b, Terra
Cyan Garamonde, 1b, on waivers

D'Lo Brown, 3b, Stamford
D.W. Griffith, cf, Industry
Daisy Fuentes, 2b, Los Angeles
Danielle Lloyd, lf, Milan
Danilo Turk, sp, Brussels
Dannii Minogue, 1b, Stockholm
Dario Fo, lf, Broadway
David Berkowitz, cf, Las Vegas
David Henry Hwang, lf, Brussels
Denise Richards, sp, Milan
Dexter Holland, ss, San Jose
Dick Grayson, cf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose
Dobie Gillis, rf, Las Vegas
Doctor Blood, rp, on waivers
Dominique de Villepin, 3b, on waivers
Don Francisco, c, Hollywood/Kratovo
Donald Trump, 1b, Hollywood
Dorothy, 2b, San Jose
Doug Martsch, 2b, Broadway
Doyle Brunson, sp, Las Vegas
Dr. Christmas Jones, 3b, Pittsburgh
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 2b, Stamford
Dr. Johnny Fever, c, Los Angeles
Dr. Robert Hartley, mr, Los Angeles
Dr. Seuss, sp, Industry

E. I. du Pont, ss, Industry
E. Theodor Kocher, lf, Stockholm
ED-209, rp, Pittsburgh
Earl, c, on waivers
Ecco the Dolphin, sp, Brooklyn/on waivers
Eddie Vedder, ss, Seattle
Edgar Kaplan, c, Las Vegas
Edgar Pangborn, rp, Brussels
Elie Ducommun, mr, Los Angeles/on waivers
Elio Di Rupo, cf, Brussels
Elizabeth Hurley, 2b, Milan
Elle Macpherson, sp, Milan
Elsa Benitez, mr, Milan
Enda Kenny, ss, Stamford
Enrico Fermi, 3b, Stamford
Eric Frank Russell, rp, Brooklyn/Kratovo
Eric Rodwell, lf, Las Vegas
Erik Eriksen, rf, Brussels
Erin Heatherton, mr, on waivers
Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, sp, Stockholm
Erwin Ballabio, rp, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, rp, Dodge City
Eugene Debs, c, Industry
Eunice Wentworth Howell, rp, Las Vegas
Evan Dando, 3b, Seattle

F. Lee Bailey, rp, Dodge City
Face, rf, Hollywood
Faith Herbert, cf, Pittsburgh
Fall-From-Grace, sp, Dodge City
Famke Janssen, rp, Milan
Federico Garcia Lorca, cf, Broadway
Ferenc Puskas, cf, Kratovo
Fighter, rf, on waivers
Fiona Volpe, mr, Las Vegas
Flavor Flav, rp, Hollywood
Flea, c, Seattle
Florida Evans, rp, Kratovo
Forrest Gump, 2b, on waivers
Fox McCloud, cf, San Jose
Frances Bean Cobain, sp, Hollywood
Francis Beaumont, rp, on waivers
Frank Pembleton, 1b, on waivers
Frank Serpico, 2b, Dodge City
Franklin Dodge, ss, on waivers
Fred Gitelman, 3b, Las Vegas
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, rf, Industry
Fredrik Bajer, sp, on waivers
Friedrich Durrenmatt, 2b, Stamford
Friedrich Schiller, mr, Broadway
Friedrich Weyerhauser, 3b, Industry

Gaear Grimsrud, sp, Pittsburgh
Garry McCarthy, ss, Los Angeles
Gene Wolfe, rp, Kratovo
George "The Animal" Steele, rp, Stamford
George Abela, mr, Pittsburgh
George Burns, mr, Terra
George Jefferson, c, Dodge City
Giampiero Boniperti, ss, Kratovo
Gilad Anni-Padda, lf, Terra
Giorgio Belladonna, ss, Las Vegas
Giosue Carducci, rp, Stockholm
Gisele Bundchen, sp, Milan
Giuseppe Meazza, cf, Kratovo
Glen David Brin, ss, Brooklyn
Gloria Allred, rp, Dodge City
Gorilla Monsoon, 2b, Stamford
Grand Duchess Charlotte, sp, Dodge City
Grand Duke Jean, mr, on waivers
Greg Bear, mr, Seattle
Griswold the Blacksmith, rf, Dodge City
Guglielmo Marconi, 3b, Stockholm
Guy Fieri, rp, Hollywood
Gyula Szengeller, 3b, Kratovo

Hal Clement, mr, Terra
Hal Jordan, c, on waivers
Hal March, rf, on waivers
Hannibal Lecter, sp, Pittsburgh
Hans Christian Hansen, 1b, Brussels
Hardcore Holly, rf, on waivers
Harold Pinter, rf, Broadway
Harry Harrison, lf, Seattle
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, lf, Brussels
Henri Becquerel, ss, Stockholm
Henry Durant, mr, on waivers
Henry J. Kaiser, 2b, Industry
Hilary Rhoda, lf, Milan
Holly Golightly, 1b, Pittsburgh
Howard Beale, lf, Pittsburgh

Irina Shayk, 3b, Milan
Ivan Pavlov, cf, Stockholm
Ivar Anni-Padda, cf, Terra
Iveta Radicova, ss, on waivers

J. Pierpont Morgan, 1b, Los Angeles/Broadway/on waivers
J. Willard Marriott, mr, Kratovo
Jack Boniface, 2b, Terra
Jack D. Ripper, sp, Pittsburgh
Jack McCoy, rf, Dodge City
Jack Szostak, cf, on waivers
Jack Torrance, rp, Pittsburgh
Jack White, lf, Stamford
Jack Williamson, 1b, Brooklyn
Jacky Munaron, sp, Kratovo
Jaheira, 3b, Dodge City
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, sp, Stamford
James Gunn, c, Pittsburgh
James Howlett, cf, Terra
James Pond, rp, on waivers
Jan Fischer, lf, Hollywood
Janez Jansa, ss, Seattle/on waivers
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, rf, Brooklyn
Jason Alexander, rp, Pittsburgh
Jay Becker, 3b, Brussels
Jean Anouilh, 3b, Broadway
Jed Clampett, ss, Las Vegas
Jeff Meckstroth, cf, Las Vegas
Jeff Rubens, 3b, Las Vegas
Jennifer Marlowe, rp, Los Angeles
Jenny Lewis, sp, Las Vegas
Jenny McCarthy, 1b, on waivers
Jerry Lewis, mr, Terra
Jewel Kilcher, sp, Seattle
Jigglypuff, mr, San Jose
Jim Lange, rp, Hollywood
Jimmy Hoffa, rp, Industry
Joan D. Vinge, cf, Brooklyn
Joan Rivers, rp, Terra
Joe Haldeman, cf, Brooklyn
Joe Musashi, rf, San Jose/Los Angeles
John Anderson, c, Hollywood
John Davidson, sp, Hollywood
John Fletcher, rp, Broadway
John Ford, cf, Broadway
John Frusciante, c, Seattle
John Henson, rp, Las Vegas
John Millington Synge, c, Brussels
John Murray Forbes, 2b, Los Angeles
John Nash, sp, Stockholm
John Swanson, rf, Las Vegas
John Wyndham Parkes Lucas Beynon Harris, rp, on waivers
Johnnie Cochran, rp, Dodge City
Johnny 5, 1b, Terra
Johnny Ramone, rp, Seattle
Jon Stewart, sp, Terra
Jonas Grumby, sp, Las Vegas
Jose Echegaray, rp, Stockholm
Jose Socrates, cf, Terra
Joseph B. Bloomingdale, lf, on waivers
Joseph Pistone, 2b, Dodge City
Jozsef Bozsik, 1b, Kratovo
Judit Polgar, sp, on waivers
Juliana Hatfield, 2b, Brooklyn
Julie Chen, ss, Hollywood

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, sp, Seattle
Kate Moss, ss, Milan
Kate Upton, rp, Milan
Kathy Ireland, c, Milan
Kelley Deal, sp, Seattle
Kelly Kelly, cf, Stamford
Ken Ober, rp, Hollywood
Kennedy, 1b, Hollywood
Kevin Pollak, mr, Hollywood
Keyser Soze, sp, Pittsburgh
Kien "Bossman" Chen, lf, Dodge City
Kim Gordon, rp, Seattle
Kim Stanley Robinson, ss, Brooklyn
King C. Gillette, cf, on waivers
King Dedede, 2b, San Jose
King Frederik IX, sp, Broadway
King Gustaf V, rp, Brussels
King Leopold I, rp, Brussels
King Leopold II, rp, Brussels
King Leopold III, rp, on waivers
Kirby, c, San Jose
Kit Woolsey, 1b, Las Vegas
Kofi Kingston, c, Stamford
Kurt Schmied, rp, Industry
Kylie Bisutti, 2b, Milan

Lara Stone, lf, Hollywood
Larry Niven, mr, Seattle
Latka Gravas, cf, Los Angeles
Laverne DeFazio, rp, Los Angeles
Layne Staley, cf, Seattle/Brussels
Lech Kaczynski, mr, Brooklyn
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, rf, Kratovo
Leon Leonwood Bean, sp, Industry
Leonidas da Silva, 2b, Kratovo
Les Nessman, lf, Los Angeles/Brussels
Leslie Feist, rp, Stamford
Lev Yashin, rp, Kratovo/on waivers
Lily Aldridge, lf, Milan
Lily Allen, mr, Broadway
Linda Litzke, ss, Pittsburgh
Lisa D'Amato, rp, on waivers
Lisa Loeb, rp, Seattle
Locke Cole, ss, Brussels/on waivers
Loknar the Last Orion, 3b, Broadway
Lorraine Hansberry, lf, Broadway
Louis Beel, cf, Brussels
Louis Brandeis, sp, Dodge City
Lucas Papademos, lf, Brussels
Luke Skywalker, 3b, Broadway/on waivers

Magus, 3b, San Jose
Marcia Brady, cf, on waivers
Margaret Atwood, mr, Brooklyn
Marge Gunderson, rf, Pittsburgh
Mariano Rajoy, 1b, Brussels
Marie Curie, ss, Stockholm
Mario Monti, ss, Brussels
Marion Zimmer Bradley, mr, Brooklyn
Mark Henry, 3b, Stamford
Mark Walberg, sp, Stamford
Martin Q. Blank, rf, Pittsburgh
Martin Riggs, lf, Pittsburgh
Mary McAleese, sp, Terra
Mary Richards, rp, Los Angeles
Mathias Sindelar, 2b, Hollywood
Maude Findlay, lf, Seattle
Max Factor, rp, Industry
Meg White, rp, Seattle
Mega Man X, rp, San Jose
Melissa Rycroft, rp, on waivers
Melvin Purvis, ss, Dodge City
Meta Knight, c, San Jose
Meyer Lansky, sp, Industry
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, rf, Los Angeles/San Jose
Michael D. Higgins, mr, Brussels
Michael Rosenberg, 2b, Las Vegas
Mog, cf, San Jose
Mother Teresa, sp, Stockholm
Mr. Perfect, cf, Hollywood

Nandor Hidegkuti, rf, Kratovo
Natalia Vodianova, rp, Milan
Nei, rf, Seattle
Neil Simon, c, Broadway
Nery Pumpido, rp, Industry
Nikola Tesla, 1b, Industry
Nikolai Gogol, cf, Broadway

O-Ren Ishii, mr, on waivers
Octavia Butler, lf, Brooklyn
Officer Lockstock, 1b, Dodge City
Oldrich Nejedly, lf, Kratovo
Oliver Goldsmith, c, Brooklyn
Ororo Iqadi T'Challa, c, Terra
Orson Scott Card, rp, Brooklyn
Orville Wright, lf, Industry

Padma Lakshmi, sp, Hollywood
Pal Schmitt, sp, Brussels
Paul Bearer, rp, Stamford/on waivers
Paul Ehrlich, lf, Stockholm
Paul Henri d'Estournelles de Constant, rp, Stockholm
Paul Samuelson, mr, Stockholm
Pedro Passos Coelho, rf, Pittsburgh
Peter Marshall, mr, Hollywood
Peter Pender, c, Las Vegas
Peter Stanchek, 3b, Terra
Phil Seleski, ss, Terra
Philibert Smellinckx, c, Brooklyn
Pierre Curie, rf, Stockholm
Piers Anthony Jacob, lf, Brooklyn
Pieter Zeeman, 2b, Stockholm
Pikachu, 3b, San Jose
Piotr Rasputin, 3b, Terra
Protoman, rp, on waivers

Queen Wilhelmina, rp, Los Angeles

Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, sp, Brussels
Red XIII, lf, San Jose
Relm Arrowny, rp, San Jose
Remy LeBeau, ss, Brooklyn
Rhoda Morgenstern, sp, Los Angeles
Ric Flair, sp, Stamford
Ricardo Zamora, sp, Kratovo
Richard Brinsley Sheridan, 1b, Seattle
Richard Warren Sears, lf, Industry
Richard Willstatter, c, Los Angeles
Richie Cunningham, sp, Seattle
Robert Jonquet, c, Stamford
Robert Kardashian, rp, Dodge City
Robert Sherwood, lf, Broadway
Rocky Balboa, 3b, Pittsburgh
Ronald Ross, lf, on waivers
Roque Maspoli, sp, Kratovo
Rostam Batmanglij, 2b, Seattle
Roy Hinkley, 2b, on waivers
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, sp, Dodge City
Ruud Lubbers, rf, Brussels/on waivers
Rydia of Mist, sp, Seattle
Ryu Hayabusa, c, San Jose

Sabine Auken, 1b, Las Vegas
Sam Shepard, rf, Hollywood
Sam Walton, lf, on waivers
Samuel Goldwyn, sp, Industry
Sandor Kocsis, c, Kratovo
Santiago Ramon y Cajal, cf, on waivers
Sarah Connor, lf, Pittsburgh
Savio Vega, 1b, Stamford
Schala, sp, San Jose
Scott Weiland, 2b, Dodge City
Sean O'Casey, 2b, Broadway
Shannan Click, 2b, Milan
Shannon Hoon, 1b, on waivers
Shirley Feeney, 2b, Los Angeles
Silvio Piola, ss, Kratovo
Slash, lf, Pittsburgh
Squirtle, lf, San Jose
Stacy Keibler, cf, Stamford
Stanislaw Lem, 1b, San Jose
Steve Harvey, rp, Hollywood
Stick Stickly, 3b, Hollywood
Sugar Ray Leonard, sp, Hollywood
Svante Arrhenius, 3b, Stockholm
Sylvester Stallone, sp, Broadway

T. S. Eliot, rp, Stockholm
T.J. Cloutier, rp, Las Vegas
Tanya Adams, rf, Dodge City
Tarek Sadek, lf, Las Vegas
Tassos Papadopoulos, ss, Brussels
Terra Branford, sp, San Jose
Terrence McNally, sp, Los Angeles
Terry Pratchett, 3b, Brooklyn
The British Bulldog, c, Dodge City
The Rock, rf, Stamford
The Undertaker, lf, Kratovo/Stamford
Theodore Lightner, rf, on waivers
Theodore Richards, c, Stockholm
Thomaz Soares da Silvia, 1b, Dodge City
Tila Tequila, 3b, Hollywood
Tintoretto, sp, Terra
Toad, ss, Milan
Tobias Asser, sp, Stockholm
Tom Disch, sp, Brooklyn
Tony Blair, 1b, Brussels
Tre Cool, 3b, on waivers
Trish Stratus, ss, Stamford
Troy McClure, rp, Broadway
Tzannis Tzannetakis, rf, on waivers

Ultros, lf, on waivers
Umaro, 1b, San Jose

Venus Flytrap, rp, Los Angeles
Vernor Vinge, 3b, Los Angeles
Victor Hugo, sp, Broadway
Vinnie Barbarino, rp, Industry
Vinny Gambini, cf, Dodge City
Vladimir Beara, rp, on waivers

Walt Disney, ss, Industry
Walter Avarelli, lf, Las Vegas
Walter Kovacs, 1b, Terra
Walter Reuther, cf, Industry
Walter Sobchak, c, Terra
Ward Moore, 2b, Brooklyn
Wilbur Wright, cf, Industry
Wilf Mannion, ss, San Jose
Wilhelm Roentgen, 1b, Seattle
Wilhelm Wien, ss, on waivers
Wiliam Saroyan, rp, Broadway/Los Angeles
Will Keith Kellogg, 3b, Industry
William Inge, ss, Broadway
William Wrigley Jr., mr, Kratovo

Yaya DaCosta, rp, on waivers
Yoshi, sp, San Jose

Zack de la Rocha, 1b, Seattle
Zero, cf, Kratovo
Zhelyu Zhelev, mr, Brussels

By position

Catchers

Adolf von Baeyer, Stockholm
Ali Landry, Milan
Arthur Miller, Kratovo
Brooke Burns, Los Angeles
C-3PO, Pittsburgh
Cedric the Owl, on waivers
Don Francisco, Hollywood/Kratovo
Dr. Johnny Fever, Los Angeles
Earl, on waivers
Edgar Kaplan, Las Vegas
Eugene Debs, Industry
Flea, Seattle
George Jefferson, Dodge City
Hal Jordan, on waivers
James Gunn, Pittsburgh
John Anderson, Hollywood
John Frusciante, Seattle
John Millington Synge, Brussels
Kathy Ireland, Milan
Kirby, San Jose
Kofi Kingston, Stamford
Meta Knight, San Jose
Neil Simon, Broadway
Oliver Goldsmith, Brooklyn
Ororo Iqadi T'Challa, Terra
Peter Pender, Las Vegas
Philibert Smellinckx, Brooklyn
Richard Willstatter, Los Angeles
Robert Jonquet, Stamford
Ryu Hayabusa, San Jose
Sandor Kocsis, Kratovo
The British Bulldog, Dodge City
Theodore Richards, Stockholm
Walter Sobchak, Terra

First Basemen

Ak'shel, Dodge City
Amedeo Amadei, Kratovo
Big Boss Man, Stamford/on waivers
Cyan Garamonde, on waivers
Dannii Minogue, Stockholm
Donald Trump, Hollywood
Frank Pembleton, on waivers
Hans Christian Hansen, Brussels
Holly Golightly, Pittsburgh
J. Pierpont Morgan, Los Angeles/Broadway/on waivers
Jack Williamson, Brooklyn
Jenny McCarthy, on waivers
Johnny 5, Terra
Jozsef Bozsik, Kratovo
Kennedy, Hollywood
Kit Woolsey, Las Vegas
Mariano Rajoy, Brussels
Nikola Tesla, Industry
Officer Lockstock, Dodge City
Richard Brinsley Sheridan, Seattle
Sabine Auken, Las Vegas
Savio Vega, Stamford
Shannon Hoon, on waivers
Stanislaw Lem, San Jose
Thomaz Soares da Silvia, Dodge City
Tony Blair, Brussels
Umaro, San Jose
Walter Kovacs, Terra
Wilhelm Roentgen, Seattle
Zack de la Rocha, Seattle

Second Basemen

Alfred Uhry, on waivers
Anton Chekhov, on waivers
Charmander, Broadway
Crono, Terra
Daisy Fuentes, Los Angeles
Dorothy, San Jose
Doug Martsch, Broadway
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., Stamford
Elizabeth Hurley, Milan
Forrest Gump, on waivers
Frank Serpico, Dodge City
Friedrich Durrenmatt, Stamford
Gorilla Monsoon, Stamford
Henry J. Kaiser, Industry
Jack Boniface, Terra
John Murray Forbes, Los Angeles
Joseph Pistone, Dodge City
Juliana Hatfield, Brooklyn
King Dedede, San Jose
Kylie Bisutti, Milan
Leonidas da Silva, Kratovo
Mathias Sindelar, Hollywood
Michael Rosenberg, Las Vegas
Pieter Zeeman, Stockholm
Rostam Batmanglij, Seattle
Roy Hinkley, on waivers
Scott Weiland, Dodge City
Sean O'Casey, Broadway
Shannan Click, Milan
Shirley Feeney, Los Angeles
Ward Moore, Brooklyn

Third Basemen

Amber Valletta, Milan
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, Kratovo/Brooklyn
Bob Dylan, Seattle
Christopher Isherwood, Los Angeles
Clarice Starling, Los Angeles/Broadway
D'Lo Brown, Stamford
Dominique de Villepin, on waivers
Dr. Christmas Jones, Pittsburgh
Enrico Fermi, Stamford
Evan Dando, Seattle
Fred Gitelman, Las Vegas
Friedrich Weyerhauser, Industry
Guglielmo Marconi, Stockholm
Gyula Szengeller, Kratovo
Irina Shayk, Milan
Jaheira, Dodge City
Jay Becker, Brussels
Jean Anouilh, Broadway
Jeff Rubens, Las Vegas
Loknar the Last Orion, Broadway
Luke Skywalker, Broadway/on waivers
Magus, San Jose
Mark Henry, Stamford
Peter Stanchek, Terra
Pikachu, San Jose
Piotr Rasputin, Terra
Rocky Balboa, Pittsburgh
Stick Stickly, Hollywood
Svante Arrhenius, Stockholm
Terry Pratchett, Brooklyn
Tila Tequila, Hollywood
Tre Cool, on waivers
Vernor Vinge, Los Angeles
Will Keith Kellogg, Industry

Shortstops

Alfonso Ribeiro, Hollywood
Alfred Jarry, Broadway
Anne McCaffrey, Brooklyn
Anya Amasova, Pittsburgh
Arnold Jackson, Los Angeles
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Los Angeles
Chris Harrison, Hollywood
Cloud Strife, San Jose
Dexter Holland, San Jose
E. I. du Pont, Industry
Eddie Vedder, Seattle
Enda Kenny, Stamford
Franklin Dodge, on waivers
Garry McCarthy, Los Angeles
Giampiero Boniperti, Kratovo
Giorgio Belladonna, Las Vegas
Glen David Brin, Brooklyn
Henri Becquerel, Stockholm
Iveta Radicova, on waivers
Janez Jansa, Seattle/on waivers
Jed Clampett, Las Vegas
Julie Chen, Hollywood
Kate Moss, Milan
Kim Stanley Robinson, Brooklyn
Linda Litzke, Pittsburgh
Locke Cole, Brussels/on waivers
Marie Curie, Stockholm
Mario Monti, Brussels
Melvin Purvis, Dodge City
Phil Seleski, Terra
Remy LeBeau, Brooklyn
Silvio Piola, Kratovo
Tassos Papadopoulos, Brussels
Toad, Milan
Trish Stratus, Stamford
Walt Disney, Industry
Wilf Mannion, San Jose
Wilhelm Wien, on waivers
William Inge, Broadway

Left Fielders

Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
Andris Berzins PM, on waivers
Art Linkletter, Hollywood
Barney Miller, Los Angeles
Billie Joe Armstrong, on waivers
Cid Highwind, San Jose
Danielle Lloyd, Milan
Dario Fo, Broadway
David Henry Hwang, Brussels
E. Theodor Kocher, Stockholm
Eric Rodwell, Las Vegas
Gilad Anni-Padda, Terra
Harry Harrison, Seattle
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Brussels
Hilary Rhoda, Milan
Howard Beale, Pittsburgh
Jack White, Stamford
Jan Fischer, Hollywood
Joseph B. Bloomingdale, on waivers
Kien "Bossman" Chen, Dodge City
Lara Stone, Hollywood
Les Nessman, Los Angeles/Brussels
Lily Aldridge, Milan
Lorraine Hansberry, Broadway
Lucas Papademos, Brussels
Martin Riggs, Pittsburgh
Maude Findlay, Seattle
Octavia Butler, Brooklyn
Oldrich Nejedly, Kratovo
Orville Wright, Industry
Paul Ehrlich, Stockholm
Piers Anthony Jacob, Brooklyn
Red XIII, San Jose
Richard Warren Sears, Industry
Robert Sherwood, Broadway
Ronald Ross, on waivers
Sam Walton, on waivers
Sarah Connor, Pittsburgh
Slash, Pittsburgh
Squirtle, San Jose
Tarek Sadek, Las Vegas
The Undertaker, Kratovo/Stamford
Ultros, on waivers
Walter Avarelli, Las Vegas

Center Fielders

Aigars Kalvitis, Brussels
Alex Delarge, Pittsburgh
Allvar Gullstrand, Stockholm
Bozo Broketa, Pittsburgh
Brandon Flowers, Seattle
Camillo Golgi, Stockholm
Carolyn Murphy, Milan
Charles Antenen, Kratovo
Charles de Lint, Brooklyn
Cindy Crawford, Milan
D.W. Griffith, Industry
David Berkowitz, Las Vegas
Dick Grayson, Los Angeles/on waivers
Elio Di Rupo, Brussels
Faith Herbert, Pittsburgh
Federico Garcia Lorca, Broadway
Ferenc Puskas, Kratovo
Fox McCloud, San Jose
Giuseppe Meazza, Kratovo
Ivan Pavlov, Stockholm
Ivar Anni-Padda, Terra
Jack Szostak, on waivers
James Howlett, Terra
Jeff Meckstroth, Las Vegas
Joan D. Vinge, Brooklyn
Joe Haldeman, Brooklyn
John Ford, Broadway
Jose Socrates, Terra
Kelly Kelly, Stamford
King C. Gillette, on waivers
Latka Gravas, Los Angeles
Layne Staley, Seattle/Brussels
Louis Beel, Brussels
Marcia Brady, on waivers
Mog, San Jose
Mr. Perfect, Hollywood
Nikolai Gogol, Broadway
Santiago Ramon y Cajal, on waivers
Stacy Keibler, Stamford
Vinny Gambini, Dodge City
Walter Reuther, Industry
Wilbur Wright, Industry
Zero, Kratovo

Right Fielders

Albrecht Kossel, Los Angeles
Alphonse Laveran, Stockholm
Angelo Mortalli, Terra
Aram Anni-Padda, Terra
Beck Hansen, Seattle
Big John Studd, on waivers
Christie Brinkley, Milan
Dobie Gillis, Las Vegas
Erik Eriksen, Brussels
Face, Hollywood
Fighter, on waivers
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, Industry
Griswold the Blacksmith, Dodge City
Hal March, on waivers
Hardcore Holly, on waivers
Harold Pinter, Broadway
Jack McCoy, Dodge City
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, Brooklyn
Joe Musashi, San Jose/Los Angeles
John Swanson, Las Vegas
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, Kratovo
Marge Gunderson, Pittsburgh
Martin Q. Blank, Pittsburgh
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, Los Angeles/San Jose
Nandor Hidegkuti, Kratovo
Nei, Seattle
Pedro Passos Coelho, Pittsburgh
Pierre Curie, Stockholm
Ruud Lubbers, Brussels/on waivers
Sam Shepard, Hollywood
Tanya Adams, Dodge City
The Rock, Stamford
Theodore Lightner, on waivers
Tzannis Tzannetakis, on waivers

Starting Pitchers

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Stamford
Adolph Coors, Industry
Alfred Fried, Stockholm
Alfred P. Sloan, Industry
Allen Cunningham, Las Vegas
Anatoly Karpov, Las Vegas
Antal Szabo, Broadway
Auguste Beernaert, Stockholm
Basil Fawlty, Los Angeles
Boris Spassky, on waivers
Caravaggio, Terra
Catherine Ironfist, Terra
Christian Wulff, Milan
Conrad Hilton, Brooklyn
Danilo Turk, Brussels
Denise Richards, Milan
Doyle Brunson, Las Vegas
Dr. Seuss, Industry
Ecco the Dolphin, Brooklyn/on waivers
Elle Macpherson, Milan
Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, Stockholm
Fall-From-Grace, Dodge City
Frances Bean Cobain, Hollywood
Fredrik Bajer, on waivers
Gaear Grimsrud, Pittsburgh
Gisele Bundchen, Milan
Grand Duchess Charlotte, Dodge City
Hannibal Lecter, Pittsburgh
Jack D. Ripper, Pittsburgh
Jacky Munaron, Kratovo
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Stamford
Jenny Lewis, Las Vegas
Jewel Kilcher, Seattle
John Davidson, Hollywood
John Nash, Stockholm
Jon Stewart, Terra
Jonas Grumby, Las Vegas
Judit Polgar, on waivers
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Seattle
Kelley Deal, Seattle
Keyser Soze, Pittsburgh
King Frederik IX, Broadway
Leon Leonwood Bean, Industry
Louis Brandeis, Dodge City
Mark Walberg, Stamford
Mary McAleese, Terra
Meyer Lansky, Industry
Mother Teresa, Stockholm
Padma Lakshmi, Hollywood
Pal Schmitt, Brussels
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, Brussels
Rhoda Morgenstern, Los Angeles
Ric Flair, Stamford
Ricardo Zamora, Kratovo
Richie Cunningham, Seattle
Roque Maspoli, Kratovo
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Dodge City
Rydia of Mist, Seattle
Samuel Goldwyn, Industry
Schala, San Jose
Sugar Ray Leonard, Hollywood
Sylvester Stallone, Broadway
Terra Branford, San Jose
Terrence McNally, Los Angeles
Tintoretto, Terra
Tobias Asser, Stockholm
Tom Disch, Brooklyn
Victor Hugo, Broadway
Yoshi, San Jose

Middle Relievers

Andris Berzins, Brussels
Bad News Brown, Stamford
Barry N. Malzberg, on waivers
Bruno Mars, Stamford
Claudia Schiffer, Milan
Colin Mochrie, Terra
Connie Willis, Dodge City
Dr. Robert Hartley, Los Angeles
Elie Ducommun, Los Angeles/on waivers
Elsa Benitez, Milan
Erin Heatherton, on waivers
Fiona Volpe, Las Vegas
Friedrich Schiller, Broadway
George Abela, Pittsburgh
George Burns, Terra
Grand Duke Jean, on waivers
Greg Bear, Seattle
Hal Clement, Terra
Henry Durant, on waivers
J. Willard Marriott, Kratovo
Jerry Lewis, Terra
Jigglypuff, San Jose
Kevin Pollak, Hollywood
Larry Niven, Seattle
Lech Kaczynski, Brooklyn
Lily Allen, Broadway
Margaret Atwood, Brooklyn
Marion Zimmer Bradley, Brooklyn
Michael D. Higgins, Brussels
O-Ren Ishii, on waivers
Paul Samuelson, Stockholm
Peter Marshall, Hollywood
William Wrigley Jr., Kratovo
Zhelyu Zhelev, Brussels

Relief Pitchers

Adele, Seattle
Adriana Karembeu, Milan
Aeris Gainsborough, San Jose
Alan Alda, Terra
Alan Dershowitz, Dodge City
Albert Rust, Kratovo
Alexander Pushkin, Broadway
Algisto Lorenzato, Stamford
Ali Larter, Pittsburgh
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, Industry
Alyssa Miller, on waivers
Andrea Jung, Industry
Arthur Carlson, Los Angeles
Arthur Fonzarelli, Los Angeles/on waivers
Barry Greenstein, Las Vegas
Bertolt Brecht, Kratovo/Brooklyn
Brian Aldiss, Brooklyn
Carrot Top, on waivers
Celes Chere, Broadway
Chip Delany, Brooklyn
Chrissy Teigen, Milan
Diddy Kong, San Jose
Doctor Blood, on waivers
ED-209, Pittsburgh
Edgar Pangborn, Brussels
Eric Frank Russell, Brooklyn/Kratovo
Erwin Ballabio, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, Dodge City
Eunice Wentworth Howell, Las Vegas
F. Lee Bailey, Dodge City
Famke Janssen, Milan
Flavor Flav, Hollywood
Florida Evans, Kratovo
Francis Beaumont, on waivers
Gene Wolfe, Kratovo
George "The Animal" Steele, Stamford
Giosue Carducci, Stockholm
Gloria Allred, Dodge City
Guy Fieri, Hollywood
Jack Torrance, Pittsburgh
James Pond, on waivers
Jason Alexander, Pittsburgh
Jennifer Marlowe, Los Angeles
Jim Lange, Hollywood
Jimmy Hoffa, Industry
Joan Rivers, Terra
John Fletcher, Broadway
John Henson, Las Vegas
John Wyndham Parkes Lucas Beynon Harris, on waivers
Johnnie Cochran, Dodge City
Johnny Ramone, Seattle
Jose Echegaray, Stockholm
Kate Upton, Milan
Ken Ober, Hollywood
Kim Gordon, Seattle
King Gustaf V, Brussels
King Leopold I, Brussels
King Leopold II, Brussels
King Leopold III, on waivers
Kurt Schmied, Industry
Laverne DeFazio, Los Angeles
Leslie Feist, Stamford
Lev Yashin, Kratovo/on waivers
Lisa D'Amato, on waivers
Lisa Loeb, Seattle
Mary Richards, Los Angeles
Max Factor, Industry
Meg White, Seattle
Mega Man X, San Jose
Melissa Rycroft, on waivers
Natalia Vodianova, Milan
Nery Pumpido, Industry
Orson Scott Card, Brooklyn
Paul Bearer, Stamford/on waivers
Paul Henri d'Estournelles de Constant, Stockholm
Protoman, on waivers
Queen Wilhelmina, Los Angeles
Relm Arrowny, San Jose
Robert Kardashian, Dodge City
Steve Harvey, Hollywood
T. S. Eliot, Stockholm
T.J. Cloutier, Las Vegas
Troy McClure, Broadway
Venus Flytrap, Los Angeles
Vinnie Barbarino, Industry
Vladimir Beara, on waivers
Wiliam Saroyan, Broadway/Los Angeles
Yaya DaCosta, on waivers