Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 1742 Flea, 21, c (64 G, 0.9 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1849 Zack de la Rocha, 20, c (64 G, 2.2 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 884 Wilhelm Roentgen, 31, 1b (466 G, -3.5 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1657 Rostam Batmanglij, 24, 2b (204 G, 2.9 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1943 Jimi Hendrix, 21, 2b (42 G, -3.1 DR/40, 11.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 821 Gyula Szengeller, 29, 3b (499 G, 3.8 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1132 Enda Kenny, 27, ss (310 G, 1.0 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1643 Evan Dando, 21, ss (133 G, 0.9 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1111 Maude Findlay, 29, lf (325 G, 0.0 DR/40, 5.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1906 Martin Riggs, 22, lf (75 G, 0.5 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 988 Brandon Flowers, 27, cf (339 G, 1.4 DR/40, 4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1492 Mog, 26, cf (179 G, 0.1 DR/40, -10.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1997 Eric Clapton, 20, rf (41 G, -3.8 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 675 Rydia of Mist, 31, sp (222 G, 5.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1338 Jake "The Snake" Roberts, 26, sp (152 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1328 Jewel Kilcher, 26, sp (136 G, -3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1689 Richie Cunningham, 24, sp (51 G, -6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1834 Greg Bear, 20, mr (21 G, 9.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 867 Kim Gordon, 29, rp (296 G, 8.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1323 Lisa Loeb, 26, rp (196 G, 3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1847 Adele, 19, rp (14 G, 1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1889 Bob Dylan, 20, 3b (31 G, 0.0 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1956 Michelle Branch, 20, rp (8 G, 10.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1789 Kelley Deal, 20, sp (5 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1985 Jaret Reddick, 17, mr (who?)
• 1944 Fiona Apple, 18, sp (who?)