Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 1742 Flea, 20, c (42 G, 2.0 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 884 Wilhelm Roentgen, 30, 1b (440 G, -3.7 DR/40, 3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1849 Zack de la Rocha, 19, 1b (21 G, 1.1 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1657 Rostam Batmanglij, 23, 2b (158 G, 3.0 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1643 Evan Dando, 20, 3b (101 G, 0.6 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1889 Bob Dylan, 19, 3b (31 G, 0.0 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1662 Eddie Vedder, 24, ss (162 G, 1.1 DR/40, 8.4 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 877 Harry Harrison, 30, lf (423 G, 3.2 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1111 Maude Findlay, 28, lf (280 G, 0.7 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 988 Brandon Flowers, 26, cf (303 G, 1.0 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 983 Beck Hansen, 26, rf (358 G, 3.1 DR/40, 9.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1104 Nei, 26, rf (211 G, 2.8 DR/40, -5.4 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 675 Rydia of Mist, 30, sp (203 G, 5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1328 Jewel Kilcher, 25, sp (122 G, -3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1689 Richie Cunningham, 23, sp (38 G, -2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 964 Larry Niven, 28, mr (203 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1834 Greg Bear, 19, mr (6 G, 14.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 867 Kim Gordon, 28, rp (269 G, 7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1323 Lisa Loeb, 25, rp (173 G, 3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1678 Meg White, 22, rp (38 G, 12.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1808 Johnny Ramone, 22, rp (16 G, -12.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1043 Richard Brinsley Sheridan, 29, 1b (363 G, -2.7 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1494 John Frusciante, 22, c (93 G, 0.4 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1671 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, 23, sp (8 G, -20.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1847 Adele, 18, rp (who?)
• 1789 Kelley Deal, 19, sp (who?)