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"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, sp, Stamford

Adele, rp, Seattle
Adolf von Baeyer, c, Stockholm
Adolfas Slezevicius, rf, Brussels
Adolph Coors, sp, Industry
Adriana Karembeu, sp, Milan
Aeris Gainsborough, rp, San Jose
Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
Aigars Kalvitis, cf, Brussels
Ak'shel, 1b, Broadway
Alan Alda, rp, Terra
Alan Dershowitz, rp, Dodge City
Albert Rust, rp, Kratovo
Albrecht Kossel, rf, on waivers
Alex Delarge, cf, Pittsburgh
Alexander Pushkin, rp, Broadway
Alfonso Ribeiro, ss, on waivers
Alfred Fried, sp, Stockholm
Alfred Jarry, ss, on waivers
Alfred P. Sloan, sp, Industry
Algisto Lorenzato, rp, Stamford
Ali Landry, c, Milan
Ali Larter, rp, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Allen Cunningham, sp, Las Vegas
Allvar Gullstrand, cf, Stamford
Alphonse Laveran, rf, Stockholm
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, rp, Industry
Amber Valletta, 1b, Milan
Amedeo Amadei, 1b, Kratovo
Anatoly Karpov, sp, Las Vegas
Andrea Jung, rp, Industry
Andris Berzins, mr, Brussels
Angelo Mortalli, rf, Terra
Ann Romano, rf, on waivers
Anne McCaffrey, ss, Brooklyn
Antal Szabo, sp, Industry
Anya Amasova, ss, Pittsburgh
Aram Anni-Padda, rf, Terra
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 3b, Brooklyn
Arn Anderson, cf, Stamford
Arnold Jackson, ss, Los Angeles
Art Linkletter, lf, Halicarnassus
Arthur Carlson, sp, Los Angeles
Arthur Miller, c, on waivers
Auguste Beernaert, sp, on waivers

Bad News Brown, mr, Stamford
Barney Miller, lf, Los Angeles
Barry Greenstein, rp, Las Vegas
Basil Fawlty, sp, Los Angeles/Milan
Beck Hansen, rf, Milan
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, ss, on waivers
Benson DuBois, rf, Los Angeles
Bertolt Brecht, rp, Brooklyn
Blair Warner, rp, Los Angeles
Bob Dylan, 3b, Seattle
Bozo Broketa, cf, on waivers
Brandon Flowers, cf, Seattle
Brian Aldiss, rp, Brooklyn/on waivers
Brooke Burns, c, Los Angeles/Broadway
Bruno Mars, mr, Stamford

C-3PO, c, Pittsburgh
Cait Sith, ss, Los Angeles
Camillo Golgi, cf, Stockholm
Caravaggio, sp, Terra
Carolyn Murphy, cf, Milan
Casper the Friendly Ghost, sp, Halicarnassus
Catherine Ironfist, sp, Terra
Celes Chere, rp, Dodge City
Charles Antenen, cf, Kratovo
Charles de Lint, cf, Brooklyn
Charmander, 2b, Halicarnassus
Chip Delany, rp, Brooklyn
Chris Harrison, ss, Halicarnassus
Chrissy Snow, rf, on waivers
Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan
Christian Wulff, sp, on waivers
Christie Brinkley, rf, Milan
Christopher Isherwood, 3b, Los Angeles
Cid Highwind, lf, San Jose
Cindy Crawford, cf, on waivers
Clarice Starling, 3b, on waivers
Claudia Schiffer, mr, Milan
Cloud Strife, ss, San Jose
Cole Sear, ss, Pittsburgh
Colin Mochrie, mr, Broadway
Connie Willis, mr, Dodge City
Conrad Hilton, sp, Brooklyn
Crono, 2b, Terra

D'Lo Brown, 3b, Stamford
D.W. Griffith, cf, Kratovo
Daisy Fuentes, 1b, Los Angeles
Daniel Plainview, rp, Pittsburgh
Danielle Lloyd, lf, Milan
Danilo Turk, mr, Brussels
Dannii Minogue, 1b, Stockholm
Dario Fo, lf, Broadway
David Berkowitz, cf, Las Vegas
David Henry Hwang, lf, Brussels
Denise Richards, sp, Milan
Dexter Holland, ss, Milan
Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose
Dobie Gillis, rf, Las Vegas
Don Francisco, c, Kratovo
Donald Trump, 1b, Broadway
Dorothy, 2b, San Jose
Dorothy "Tootie" Ramsey, 2b, Los Angeles
Doug Martsch, 2b, Broadway
Doyle Brunson, sp, Las Vegas
Dr. Christmas Jones, 3b, on waivers
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 2b, Stamford
Dr. Johnny Fever, c, Los Angeles
Dr. Robert Hartley, mr, Los Angeles
Dr. Seuss, sp, Industry/on waivers

E. I. du Pont, ss, on waivers
E. Theodor Kocher, lf, Stockholm
ED-209, rp, Las Vegas
Eddie Vedder, ss, Stamford
Edgar Kaplan, c, Dodge City
Edgar Pangborn, rp, Stamford
Edna Garrett, 2b, Los Angeles
Eduard Buchner, c, on waivers
Egon Spengler, lf, Pittsburgh
El Greco, sp, Terra
Elio Di Rupo, cf, Brussels
Elizabeth Arden, rp, Industry
Elizabeth Hurley, 2b, Milan
Elle Macpherson, rp, Milan
Elmer Rice, 1b, Broadway
Elsa Benitez, mr, Milan
Enda Kenny, ss, Seattle
Enrico Fermi, 3b, Stamford
Eric Clapton, rf, Seattle
Eric Frank Russell, rp, Kratovo
Eric Rodwell, lf, Las Vegas
Erik Eriksen, rf, on waivers
Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, sp, Stockholm
Ernst Stojaspal, lf, Broadway
Erwin Ballabio, rp, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, rp, Dodge City
Eugene Debs, c, Industry
Eunice Wentworth Howell, rp, Las Vegas/on waivers
Evan Dando, ss, Seattle

F. Lee Bailey, rp, Dodge City
Face, rf, Halicarnassus
Faith Herbert, cf, Pittsburgh
Fall-From-Grace, sp, Dodge City
Famke Janssen, rp, Milan
Federico Garcia Lorca, cf, Broadway
Felix Frankfurter, sp, Los Angeles
Ferenc Puskas, cf, Kratovo
Fiona Apple, sp, Seattle
Fiona Volpe, mr, Las Vegas
Flavor Flav, rp, Halicarnassus
Flea, c, Seattle
Florida Evans, rp, Kratovo/Pittsburgh
Fox McCloud, lf, on waivers
Frances Bean Cobain, sp, Halicarnassus
Frank Serpico, 2b, Dodge City
Fred Gitelman, 3b, Las Vegas
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, rf, Industry
Friedrich Durrenmatt, 1b, on waivers
Friedrich Schiller, mr, Broadway
Friedrich Weyerhauser, 3b, Industry

Gaear Grimsrud, mr, Las Vegas
Garry McCarthy, c, on waivers
Gene Wolfe, rp, Kratovo
George "The Animal" Steele, rp, Stamford
George Abela, mr, Pittsburgh
George Burns, mr, Terra
George Jefferson, c, Las Vegas/on waivers
Giampiero Boniperti, ss, Kratovo
Gilad Anni-Padda, lf, Terra
Giorgio Belladonna, ss, Las Vegas
Giorgio Borg Olivier, ss, Brussels
Giosue Carducci, rp, Stockholm
Gisele Bundchen, sp, Milan
Giuseppe Meazza, cf, on waivers
Glen David Brin, ss, Brooklyn
Gloria Allred, rp, Las Vegas
Goran Persson, 3b, Brussels
Gorilla Monsoon, 2b, Stamford
Grand Duchess Charlotte, sp, Dodge City
Greg Bear, mr, Seattle
Griswold the Blacksmith, rf, Dodge City
Guglielmo Marconi, 3b, Stockholm
Guy Fieri, rp, Halicarnassus
Gyula Grosics, sp, Kratovo
Gyula Szengeller, 3b, Seattle

Hal Clement, mr, Terra
Hannibal Lecter, sp, Pittsburgh
Hans Christian Hansen, 1b, Brussels
Harold Pinter, rf, Broadway
Harry Harrison, lf, on waivers
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, cf, Brussels
Helmut Rahn, ss, Kratovo
Henri Becquerel, ss, Stockholm
Henry J. Kaiser, 2b, Industry
Hilary Rhoda, lf, Milan
Holly Golightly, 1b, Pittsburgh
Howard Beale, lf, Pittsburgh
Howard Schenken, 2b, Las Vegas

Irina Shayk, 3b, Milan
Ivan Pavlov, cf, Stockholm
Ivar Anni-Padda, rf, Terra

J. Willard Marriott, mr, Kratovo
Jack Boniface, 3b, Terra
Jack D. Ripper, sp, Pittsburgh
Jack McCoy, rf, Dodge City
Jack Torrance, rp, Pittsburgh
Jack Tripper, 2b, Los Angeles
Jack White, lf, on waivers
Jack Williamson, 1b, Brooklyn
Jacky Munaron, rp, Kratovo
Jaheira, 3b, Dodge City
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, sp, Seattle
James Gunn, c, Pittsburgh
James Howlett, cf, Terra
Jamie Foxx, rp, Terra
Jan Fischer, lf, Halicarnassus
Janet Wood, rf, Los Angeles
Jaret Reddick, mr, Seattle
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, rf, Brooklyn
Jason Alexander, rp, Pittsburgh
Jay Becker, 3b, on waivers
Jean Anouilh, 3b, Kratovo
Jean-Luc Dehaene, rf, Brussels
Jed Clampett, ss, Las Vegas
Jeff Meckstroth, cf, Las Vegas
Jeff Rubens, 3b, Las Vegas
Jennifer Marlowe, rp, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Jenny Lewis, sp, Las Vegas
Jerry Lewis, mr, Terra
Jewel Kilcher, sp, Seattle
Jigglypuff, mr, San Jose
Jim Lange, rp, Broadway
Jimi Hendrix, 2b, Seattle
Jimmy Hoffa, rp, Industry
Jo Polniaczek, 1b, Los Angeles
Joan D. Vinge, cf, Brooklyn
Joan Rivers, rp, Terra
Joe Haldeman, cf, Brooklyn
Joe Musashi, cf, Los Angeles
John Anderson, c, Halicarnassus
John Davidson, sp, Halicarnassus
John Fletcher, rp, Broadway
John Ford, cf, Broadway/on waivers
John Frusciante, 1b, on waivers
John Henson, rp, Las Vegas
John Millington Synge, c, Brussels
John Murray Forbes, 2b, Los Angeles
John Nash, sp, Stockholm
John Swanson, rf, Las Vegas
Johnnie Cochran, rp, Dodge City
Johnny 5, 1b, Terra
Johnny Ramone, rp, Kratovo
Jon Stewart, sp, Terra
Jonas Grumby, sp, Las Vegas
Jose Echegaray, rp, Stockholm
Jose Socrates, cf, on waivers
Joseph Pistone, 2b, Dodge City
Joseph Story, sp, on waivers
Jozsef Bozsik, 1b, on waivers
Juliana Hatfield, 2b, Brooklyn
Julie Chen, ss, Halicarnassus

Kal-El, 2b, Terra
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, sp, Kratovo
Kate Moss, ss, Milan
Kate Upton, rp, Industry
Kathy Ireland, c, San Jose
Kelley Deal, sp, Seattle
Kelly Kelly, cf, Stamford/on waivers
Ken Ober, rp, Halicarnassus
Kennedy, 1b, Halicarnassus
Kevin Pollak, mr, Halicarnassus
Keyser Soze, sp, Pittsburgh
Kien "Bossman" Chen, lf, Dodge City/Milan
Kim Gordon, rp, Seattle
Kim Stanley Robinson, c, Brooklyn
King Christian X, rp, Brussels
King Dedede, 2b, San Jose
King Frederik IX, sp, Broadway
King Gustaf V, rp, Las Vegas
King Leopold I, rp, Brussels
King Leopold II, rp, Brussels
Kirby, c, on waivers
Kit Woolsey, 1b, Dodge City
Kofi Kingston, c, Stamford
Kurt Schmied, rp, Industry
Kylie Bisutti, 2b, Milan
Kyra Collins, rf, Halicarnassus

Lara Stone, lf, Halicarnassus
Larry Niven, mr, Stamford
Latka Gravas, cf, on waivers
Laurynas Stankevicius, lf, Brussels
Laverne DeFazio, rp, on waivers
Layne Staley, rf, Kratovo
Lech Kaczynski, mr, Brooklyn/on waivers
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, rf, Kratovo
Leon Leonwood Bean, sp, on waivers
Leonidas da Silva, 2b, Broadway
Les Nessman, lf, on waivers
Leslie Feist, rp, Stamford/on waivers
Lily Aldridge, lf, Milan
Lily Allen, mr, Halicarnassus
Linda Litzke, ss, Pittsburgh
Lisa Loeb, rp, Seattle
Lisa Snowdon, cf, Milan
Loknar the Last Orion, 3b, Broadway
Lorraine Hansberry, lf, Broadway
Louis Beel, cf, Brussels
Louis Brandeis, sp, Dodge City
Lucas Papademos, lf, Brussels

Magus, 3b, San Jose
Malcolm Crowe, mr, Halicarnassus
Margaret Atwood, mr, Brooklyn
Marge Gunderson, rf, Dodge City
Mariano Rajoy, 2b, Brussels
Marie Curie, ss, Stockholm
Mario Monti, ss, Brussels
Marion Zimmer Bradley, mr, on waivers
Mark Henry, 3b, Stamford
Mark Walberg, sp, Stamford
Martin Q. Blank, rf, Pittsburgh
Martin Riggs, lf, Seattle
Mary McAleese, sp, Broadway
Mary Richards, rp, on waivers
Mathias Sindelar, 2b, Halicarnassus
Maude Findlay, lf, Seattle
Max Factor, rp, Industry
Max Morlock, ss, Kratovo
Meg White, rp, Pittsburgh
Mega Man X, rp, San Jose
Melvin Purvis, ss, Dodge City
Meta Knight, 2b, San Jose
Meyer Lansky, sp, Industry/on waivers
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, cf, San Jose
Michael D. Higgins, mr, Brussels
Michael Rosenberg, 2b, Las Vegas
Michelle Branch, rp, Seattle
Mog, cf, San Jose/Seattle
Mork, sp, Los Angeles
Mother Teresa, sp, Stockholm
Mr. Perfect, cf, Halicarnassus

Naima Mora, sp, Milan/on waivers
Nandor Hidegkuti, rf, Kratovo
Natalia Vodianova, rp, Milan/Dodge City
Natalie Green, lf, Los Angeles
Nei, rf, Seattle/San Jose
Neil Simon, c, Broadway
Nery Pumpido, rp, Industry/on waivers
Nikola Tesla, 1b, Industry
Nikolai Gogol, cf, Broadway/on waivers

Octavia Butler, lf, Brooklyn
Officer Lockstock, 1b, Las Vegas
Oldrich Nejedly, lf, Kratovo
Oliver Goldsmith, lf, Brooklyn
Ororo Iqadi T'Challa, c, Terra
Orson Scott Card, rp, Brooklyn
Orville Wright, lf, Industry

Padma Lakshmi, sp, Halicarnassus
Pal Schmitt, sp, Brussels
Paul Ehrlich, lf, Stockholm
Paul Henri d'Estournelles de Constant, rp, on waivers
Paul Samuelson, mr, Stockholm
Pedro Passos Coelho, rf, Pittsburgh
Peter Marshall, mr, on waivers
Peter Pender, c, Las Vegas
Peter Stanchek, 3b, Terra
Peter Venkman, 2b, Pittsburgh
Phil Seleski, ss, Terra
Philibert Smellinckx, c, Brooklyn
Pierre Curie, rf, Stockholm
Piers Anthony Jacob, lf, Brooklyn
Pieter Zeeman, 2b, Stockholm
Pikachu, 3b, San Jose
Piotr Rasputin, 2b, Terra

Queen Wilhelmina, rp, Los Angeles

Rachel Hunter, rp, Milan
Randall Garrett, mr, Brooklyn
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, sp, Brussels
Ray Kroc, ss, Industry
Red XIII, lf, San Jose
Relm Arrowny, rp, San Jose
Remy LeBeau, ss, on waivers
Repo Man, 2b, Stamford
Rhoda Morgenstern, sp, Industry
Ric Flair, sp, Stamford
Ricardo Zamora, sp, Kratovo
Richard Brinsley Sheridan, 1b, on waivers
Richard Warren Sears, lf, Industry
Richard Willstatter, lf, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Richie Cunningham, sp, Seattle
Robert Jonquet, c, Stamford
Robert Kardashian, rp, Dodge City
Robert Sheckley, rp, Brooklyn
Robert Sherwood, lf, Dodge City
Rocky Balboa, 3b, Pittsburgh
Roque Maspoli, sp, Kratovo/Brooklyn
Rostam Batmanglij, 2b, Seattle
Rudolph Eucken, rp, Stockholm
Rusty Hardin, rp, Dodge City
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, sp, Dodge City
Rydia of Mist, sp, Seattle
Ryu Hayabusa, rf, San Jose

S. Truett Cathy, lf, Brooklyn
Sabine Auken, 1b, Las Vegas/on waivers
Sam Shepard, rf, on waivers
Samuel Goldwyn, sp, Industry
Sandor Kocsis, c, on waivers
Sarah Connor, lf, on waivers
Savio Vega, 1b, Stamford
Schala, sp, San Jose
Scott Weiland, 2b, Pittsburgh
Sean O'Casey, 2b, Broadway
Selma Lagerlof, rp, Stockholm
Sephiroth, lf, San Jose
Shannan Click, 2b, Milan
Shirley Feeney, 2b, on waivers
Silvio Piola, ss, Kratovo
Slash, lf, Pittsburgh
Squirtle, lf, San Jose
Stacy Keibler, cf, Stamford
Stanislaw Lem, 1b, on waivers
Steve Harvey, rp, Halicarnassus
Stick Stickly, 3b, Halicarnassus
Sugar Ray Leonard, sp, Halicarnassus
Svante Arrhenius, 3b, Stockholm
Sylvester Stallone, rp, Broadway

T. S. Eliot, rp, Stockholm
T.J. Cloutier, rp, on waivers
Tanya Adams, rf, Dodge City
Tarek Sadek, lf, Las Vegas
Tassos Papadopoulos, ss, Brussels
Terra Branford, sp, San Jose
Terrence McNally, sp, on waivers
Terry Pratchett, 3b, Brooklyn
The British Bulldog, c, Dodge City
The Rock, rf, Stamford
The Undertaker, lf, Stamford
Theodore Richards, c, Stockholm
Thomaz Soares da Silvia, 1b, Broadway/on waivers
Tila Tequila, 3b, Broadway
Tintoretto, sp, Terra
Toad, ss, on waivers
Tobias Asser, sp, Stockholm
Tom Disch, sp, Brooklyn
Tony Blair, 1b, on waivers
Trish Stratus, ss, Stamford
Troy McClure, rp, Broadway
Tyler Durden, mr, Pittsburgh

Umaro, 1b, San Jose

Venus Flytrap, rp, Los Angeles
Vernor Vinge, 3b, Los Angeles
Victor Hugo, sp, Broadway
Vincent Valentine, sp, San Jose
Vinnie Barbarino, rp, Industry
Vinny Gambini, cf, Dodge City

Walt Disney, ss, Industry
Walter Avarelli, lf, on waivers
Walter Kovacs, 1b, on waivers
Walter Reuther, cf, Industry
Walter Sobchak, c, Terra
Walter Zeman, sp, Kratovo
Ward Moore, 2b, Brooklyn
Whoopi Goldberg, rp, Terra
Wilbur Wright, cf, Industry
Wilf Mannion, ss, San Jose
Wilhelm Roentgen, 1b, Seattle
Wiliam Saroyan, rp, Los Angeles
Will Keith Kellogg, 3b, Industry
William Butler Yeats, rp, Stockholm
William Inge, ss, Broadway
William Wrigley Jr., mr, Kratovo/Industry
Wolfgang Schussel, ss, Brussels
Wrinkly Kong, rf, Halicarnassus

Yoshi, sp, San Jose
Yuffie Kisaragi, sp, San Jose

Zack de la Rocha, c, Seattle
Zero, cf, Kratovo
Zhelyu Zhelev, mr, Brussels

By position

Catchers

Adolf von Baeyer, Stockholm
Ali Landry, Milan
Arthur Miller, on waivers
Brooke Burns, Los Angeles/Broadway
C-3PO, Pittsburgh
Don Francisco, Kratovo
Dr. Johnny Fever, Los Angeles
Edgar Kaplan, Dodge City
Eduard Buchner, on waivers
Eugene Debs, Industry
Flea, Seattle
Garry McCarthy, on waivers
George Jefferson, Las Vegas/on waivers
James Gunn, Pittsburgh
John Anderson, Halicarnassus
John Millington Synge, Brussels
Kathy Ireland, San Jose
Kim Stanley Robinson, Brooklyn
Kirby, on waivers
Kofi Kingston, Stamford
Neil Simon, Broadway
Ororo Iqadi T'Challa, Terra
Peter Pender, Las Vegas
Philibert Smellinckx, Brooklyn
Robert Jonquet, Stamford
Sandor Kocsis, on waivers
The British Bulldog, Dodge City
Theodore Richards, Stockholm
Walter Sobchak, Terra
Zack de la Rocha, Seattle

First Basemen

Ak'shel, Broadway
Amber Valletta, Milan
Amedeo Amadei, Kratovo
Daisy Fuentes, Los Angeles
Dannii Minogue, Stockholm
Donald Trump, Broadway
Elmer Rice, Broadway
Friedrich Durrenmatt, on waivers
Hans Christian Hansen, Brussels
Holly Golightly, Pittsburgh
Jack Williamson, Brooklyn
Jo Polniaczek, Los Angeles
John Frusciante, on waivers
Johnny 5, Terra
Jozsef Bozsik, on waivers
Kennedy, Halicarnassus
Kit Woolsey, Dodge City
Nikola Tesla, Industry
Officer Lockstock, Las Vegas
Richard Brinsley Sheridan, on waivers
Sabine Auken, Las Vegas/on waivers
Savio Vega, Stamford
Stanislaw Lem, on waivers
Thomaz Soares da Silvia, Broadway/on waivers
Tony Blair, on waivers
Umaro, San Jose
Walter Kovacs, on waivers
Wilhelm Roentgen, Seattle

Second Basemen

Charmander, Halicarnassus
Crono, Terra
Dorothy, San Jose
Dorothy "Tootie" Ramsey, Los Angeles
Doug Martsch, Broadway
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., Stamford
Edna Garrett, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Hurley, Milan
Frank Serpico, Dodge City
Gorilla Monsoon, Stamford
Henry J. Kaiser, Industry
Howard Schenken, Las Vegas
Jack Tripper, Los Angeles
Jimi Hendrix, Seattle
John Murray Forbes, Los Angeles
Joseph Pistone, Dodge City
Juliana Hatfield, Brooklyn
Kal-El, Terra
King Dedede, San Jose
Kylie Bisutti, Milan
Leonidas da Silva, Broadway
Mariano Rajoy, Brussels
Mathias Sindelar, Halicarnassus
Meta Knight, San Jose
Michael Rosenberg, Las Vegas
Peter Venkman, Pittsburgh
Pieter Zeeman, Stockholm
Piotr Rasputin, Terra
Repo Man, Stamford
Rostam Batmanglij, Seattle
Scott Weiland, Pittsburgh
Sean O'Casey, Broadway
Shannan Click, Milan
Shirley Feeney, on waivers
Ward Moore, Brooklyn

Third Basemen

Armistead Burwell Smith IV, Brooklyn
Bob Dylan, Seattle
Christopher Isherwood, Los Angeles
Clarice Starling, on waivers
D'Lo Brown, Stamford
Dr. Christmas Jones, on waivers
Enrico Fermi, Stamford
Fred Gitelman, Las Vegas
Friedrich Weyerhauser, Industry
Goran Persson, Brussels
Guglielmo Marconi, Stockholm
Gyula Szengeller, Seattle
Irina Shayk, Milan
Jack Boniface, Terra
Jaheira, Dodge City
Jay Becker, on waivers
Jean Anouilh, Kratovo
Jeff Rubens, Las Vegas
Loknar the Last Orion, Broadway
Magus, San Jose
Mark Henry, Stamford
Peter Stanchek, Terra
Pikachu, San Jose
Rocky Balboa, Pittsburgh
Stick Stickly, Halicarnassus
Svante Arrhenius, Stockholm
Terry Pratchett, Brooklyn
Tila Tequila, Broadway
Vernor Vinge, Los Angeles
Will Keith Kellogg, Industry

Shortstops

Alfonso Ribeiro, on waivers
Alfred Jarry, on waivers
Anne McCaffrey, Brooklyn
Anya Amasova, Pittsburgh
Arnold Jackson, Los Angeles
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, on waivers
Cait Sith, Los Angeles
Chris Harrison, Halicarnassus
Cloud Strife, San Jose
Cole Sear, Pittsburgh
Dexter Holland, Milan
E. I. du Pont, on waivers
Eddie Vedder, Stamford
Enda Kenny, Seattle
Evan Dando, Seattle
Giampiero Boniperti, Kratovo
Giorgio Belladonna, Las Vegas
Giorgio Borg Olivier, Brussels
Glen David Brin, Brooklyn
Helmut Rahn, Kratovo
Henri Becquerel, Stockholm
Jed Clampett, Las Vegas
Julie Chen, Halicarnassus
Kate Moss, Milan
Linda Litzke, Pittsburgh
Marie Curie, Stockholm
Mario Monti, Brussels
Max Morlock, Kratovo
Melvin Purvis, Dodge City
Phil Seleski, Terra
Ray Kroc, Industry
Remy LeBeau, on waivers
Silvio Piola, Kratovo
Tassos Papadopoulos, Brussels
Toad, on waivers
Trish Stratus, Stamford
Walt Disney, Industry
Wilf Mannion, San Jose
William Inge, Broadway
Wolfgang Schussel, Brussels

Left Fielders

Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
Art Linkletter, Halicarnassus
Barney Miller, Los Angeles
Cid Highwind, San Jose
Danielle Lloyd, Milan
Dario Fo, Broadway
David Henry Hwang, Brussels
E. Theodor Kocher, Stockholm
Egon Spengler, Pittsburgh
Eric Rodwell, Las Vegas
Ernst Stojaspal, Broadway
Fox McCloud, on waivers
Gilad Anni-Padda, Terra
Harry Harrison, on waivers
Hilary Rhoda, Milan
Howard Beale, Pittsburgh
Jack White, on waivers
Jan Fischer, Halicarnassus
Kien "Bossman" Chen, Dodge City/Milan
Lara Stone, Halicarnassus
Laurynas Stankevicius, Brussels
Les Nessman, on waivers
Lily Aldridge, Milan
Lorraine Hansberry, Broadway
Lucas Papademos, Brussels
Martin Riggs, Seattle
Maude Findlay, Seattle
Natalie Green, Los Angeles
Octavia Butler, Brooklyn
Oldrich Nejedly, Kratovo
Oliver Goldsmith, Brooklyn
Orville Wright, Industry
Paul Ehrlich, Stockholm
Piers Anthony Jacob, Brooklyn
Red XIII, San Jose
Richard Warren Sears, Industry
Richard Willstatter, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Robert Sherwood, Dodge City
S. Truett Cathy, Brooklyn
Sarah Connor, on waivers
Sephiroth, San Jose
Slash, Pittsburgh
Squirtle, San Jose
Tarek Sadek, Las Vegas
The Undertaker, Stamford
Walter Avarelli, on waivers

Center Fielders

Aigars Kalvitis, Brussels
Alex Delarge, Pittsburgh
Allvar Gullstrand, Stamford
Arn Anderson, Stamford
Bozo Broketa, on waivers
Brandon Flowers, Seattle
Camillo Golgi, Stockholm
Carolyn Murphy, Milan
Charles Antenen, Kratovo
Charles de Lint, Brooklyn
Cindy Crawford, on waivers
D.W. Griffith, Kratovo
David Berkowitz, Las Vegas
Elio Di Rupo, Brussels
Faith Herbert, Pittsburgh
Federico Garcia Lorca, Broadway
Ferenc Puskas, Kratovo
Giuseppe Meazza, on waivers
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Brussels
Ivan Pavlov, Stockholm
James Howlett, Terra
Jeff Meckstroth, Las Vegas
Joan D. Vinge, Brooklyn
Joe Haldeman, Brooklyn
Joe Musashi, Los Angeles
John Ford, Broadway/on waivers
Jose Socrates, on waivers
Kelly Kelly, Stamford/on waivers
Latka Gravas, on waivers
Lisa Snowdon, Milan
Louis Beel, Brussels
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, San Jose
Mog, San Jose/Seattle
Mr. Perfect, Halicarnassus
Nikolai Gogol, Broadway/on waivers
Stacy Keibler, Stamford
Vinny Gambini, Dodge City
Walter Reuther, Industry
Wilbur Wright, Industry
Zero, Kratovo

Right Fielders

Adolfas Slezevicius, Brussels
Albrecht Kossel, on waivers
Alphonse Laveran, Stockholm
Angelo Mortalli, Terra
Ann Romano, on waivers
Aram Anni-Padda, Terra
Beck Hansen, Milan
Benson DuBois, Los Angeles
Chrissy Snow, on waivers
Christie Brinkley, Milan
Dobie Gillis, Las Vegas
Eric Clapton, Seattle
Erik Eriksen, on waivers
Face, Halicarnassus
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, Industry
Griswold the Blacksmith, Dodge City
Harold Pinter, Broadway
Ivar Anni-Padda, Terra
Jack McCoy, Dodge City
Janet Wood, Los Angeles
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, Brooklyn
Jean-Luc Dehaene, Brussels
John Swanson, Las Vegas
Kyra Collins, Halicarnassus
Layne Staley, Kratovo
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, Kratovo
Marge Gunderson, Dodge City
Martin Q. Blank, Pittsburgh
Nandor Hidegkuti, Kratovo
Nei, Seattle/San Jose
Pedro Passos Coelho, Pittsburgh
Pierre Curie, Stockholm
Ryu Hayabusa, San Jose
Sam Shepard, on waivers
Tanya Adams, Dodge City
The Rock, Stamford
Wrinkly Kong, Halicarnassus

Starting Pitchers

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Stamford
Adolph Coors, Industry
Adriana Karembeu, Milan
Alfred Fried, Stockholm
Alfred P. Sloan, Industry
Allen Cunningham, Las Vegas
Anatoly Karpov, Las Vegas
Antal Szabo, Industry
Arthur Carlson, Los Angeles
Auguste Beernaert, on waivers
Basil Fawlty, Los Angeles/Milan
Caravaggio, Terra
Casper the Friendly Ghost, Halicarnassus
Catherine Ironfist, Terra
Christian Wulff, on waivers
Conrad Hilton, Brooklyn
Denise Richards, Milan
Doyle Brunson, Las Vegas
Dr. Seuss, Industry/on waivers
El Greco, Terra
Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, Stockholm
Fall-From-Grace, Dodge City
Felix Frankfurter, Los Angeles
Fiona Apple, Seattle
Frances Bean Cobain, Halicarnassus
Gisele Bundchen, Milan
Grand Duchess Charlotte, Dodge City
Gyula Grosics, Kratovo
Hannibal Lecter, Pittsburgh
Jack D. Ripper, Pittsburgh
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Seattle
Jenny Lewis, Las Vegas
Jewel Kilcher, Seattle
John Davidson, Halicarnassus
John Nash, Stockholm
Jon Stewart, Terra
Jonas Grumby, Las Vegas
Joseph Story, on waivers
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Kratovo
Kelley Deal, Seattle
Keyser Soze, Pittsburgh
King Frederik IX, Broadway
Leon Leonwood Bean, on waivers
Louis Brandeis, Dodge City
Mark Walberg, Stamford
Mary McAleese, Broadway
Meyer Lansky, Industry/on waivers
Mork, Los Angeles
Mother Teresa, Stockholm
Naima Mora, Milan/on waivers
Padma Lakshmi, Halicarnassus
Pal Schmitt, Brussels
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, Brussels
Rhoda Morgenstern, Industry
Ric Flair, Stamford
Ricardo Zamora, Kratovo
Richie Cunningham, Seattle
Roque Maspoli, Kratovo/Brooklyn
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Dodge City
Rydia of Mist, Seattle
Samuel Goldwyn, Industry
Schala, San Jose
Sugar Ray Leonard, Halicarnassus
Terra Branford, San Jose
Terrence McNally, on waivers
Tintoretto, Terra
Tobias Asser, Stockholm
Tom Disch, Brooklyn
Victor Hugo, Broadway
Vincent Valentine, San Jose
Walter Zeman, Kratovo
Yoshi, San Jose
Yuffie Kisaragi, San Jose

Middle Relievers

Andris Berzins, Brussels
Bad News Brown, Stamford
Bruno Mars, Stamford
Claudia Schiffer, Milan
Colin Mochrie, Broadway
Connie Willis, Dodge City
Danilo Turk, Brussels
Dr. Robert Hartley, Los Angeles
Elsa Benitez, Milan
Fiona Volpe, Las Vegas
Friedrich Schiller, Broadway
Gaear Grimsrud, Las Vegas
George Abela, Pittsburgh
George Burns, Terra
Greg Bear, Seattle
Hal Clement, Terra
J. Willard Marriott, Kratovo
Jaret Reddick, Seattle
Jerry Lewis, Terra
Jigglypuff, San Jose
Kevin Pollak, Halicarnassus
Larry Niven, Stamford
Lech Kaczynski, Brooklyn/on waivers
Lily Allen, Halicarnassus
Malcolm Crowe, Halicarnassus
Margaret Atwood, Brooklyn
Marion Zimmer Bradley, on waivers
Michael D. Higgins, Brussels
Paul Samuelson, Stockholm
Peter Marshall, on waivers
Randall Garrett, Brooklyn
Tyler Durden, Pittsburgh
William Wrigley Jr., Kratovo/Industry
Zhelyu Zhelev, Brussels

Relief Pitchers

Adele, Seattle
Aeris Gainsborough, San Jose
Alan Alda, Terra
Alan Dershowitz, Dodge City
Albert Rust, Kratovo
Alexander Pushkin, Broadway
Algisto Lorenzato, Stamford
Ali Larter, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, Industry
Andrea Jung, Industry
Barry Greenstein, Las Vegas
Bertolt Brecht, Brooklyn
Blair Warner, Los Angeles
Brian Aldiss, Brooklyn/on waivers
Celes Chere, Dodge City
Chip Delany, Brooklyn
Chrissy Teigen, Milan
Daniel Plainview, Pittsburgh
Diddy Kong, San Jose
ED-209, Las Vegas
Edgar Pangborn, Stamford
Elizabeth Arden, Industry
Elle Macpherson, Milan
Eric Frank Russell, Kratovo
Erwin Ballabio, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, Dodge City
Eunice Wentworth Howell, Las Vegas/on waivers
F. Lee Bailey, Dodge City
Famke Janssen, Milan
Flavor Flav, Halicarnassus
Florida Evans, Kratovo/Pittsburgh
Gene Wolfe, Kratovo
George "The Animal" Steele, Stamford
Giosue Carducci, Stockholm
Gloria Allred, Las Vegas
Guy Fieri, Halicarnassus
Jack Torrance, Pittsburgh
Jacky Munaron, Kratovo
Jamie Foxx, Terra
Jason Alexander, Pittsburgh
Jennifer Marlowe, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Jim Lange, Broadway
Jimmy Hoffa, Industry
Joan Rivers, Terra
John Fletcher, Broadway
John Henson, Las Vegas
Johnnie Cochran, Dodge City
Johnny Ramone, Kratovo
Jose Echegaray, Stockholm
Kate Upton, Industry
Ken Ober, Halicarnassus
Kim Gordon, Seattle
King Christian X, Brussels
King Gustaf V, Las Vegas
King Leopold I, Brussels
King Leopold II, Brussels
Kurt Schmied, Industry
Laverne DeFazio, on waivers
Leslie Feist, Stamford/on waivers
Lisa Loeb, Seattle
Mary Richards, on waivers
Max Factor, Industry
Meg White, Pittsburgh
Mega Man X, San Jose
Michelle Branch, Seattle
Natalia Vodianova, Milan/Dodge City
Nery Pumpido, Industry/on waivers
Orson Scott Card, Brooklyn
Paul Henri d'Estournelles de Constant, on waivers
Queen Wilhelmina, Los Angeles
Rachel Hunter, Milan
Relm Arrowny, San Jose
Robert Kardashian, Dodge City
Robert Sheckley, Brooklyn
Rudolph Eucken, Stockholm
Rusty Hardin, Dodge City
Selma Lagerlof, Stockholm
Steve Harvey, Halicarnassus
Sylvester Stallone, Broadway
T. S. Eliot, Stockholm
T.J. Cloutier, on waivers
Troy McClure, Broadway
Venus Flytrap, Los Angeles
Vinnie Barbarino, Industry
Whoopi Goldberg, Terra
Wiliam Saroyan, Los Angeles
William Butler Yeats, Stockholm