Roster for Pittsburgh Pictures:

Catchers:

• 657 James Gunn, 30, c (476 G, -0.0 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1065 Kofi Kingston, 27, c (283 G, -1.3 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1475 C-3PO, 25, c (243 G, 1.2 DR/40, -6.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1316 Holly Golightly, 28, 1b (410 G, 2.5 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 680 Scott Weiland, 34, 2b (586 G, 3.2 DR/40, 5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1960 Peter Venkman, 21, 2b (28 G, -0.9 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1814 Rocky Balboa, 24, 3b (187 G, 5.0 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1431 Anya Amasova, 24, ss (250 G, -1.1 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1756 Linda Litzke, 23, ss (166 G, 0.8 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 1930 Egon Spengler, 22, lf (99 G, -0.9 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1916 Howard Beale, 21, lf (73 G, 0.8 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 932 Joe Haldeman, 28, cf (374 G, 1.1 DR/40, 6.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1659 Alex Delarge, 25, cf (242 G, 0.7 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40)

Starters:

• 902 Hannibal Lecter, 30, sp (203 G, 0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1002 Conrad Hilton, 28, sp (185 G, 5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1073 Keyser Soze, 28, sp (139 G, -0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1057 George Abela, 27, mr (148 G, -3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1989 Tyler Durden, 22, mr (46 G, 7.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1641 Jack Torrance, 26, rp (145 G, 1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1640 Jack D. Ripper, 26, rp (130 G, -3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1678 Meg White, 24, rp (84 G, 3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1870 Martin Q. Blank, 22, rf (26 G, -13.8 DR/40, -7.7 OR/40)
• 1971 Daniel Plainview, 22, rp (1 G, 7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1650 Slash, 22, lf (who?)
• 1805 Faith Herbert, 21, cf
• 2062 Chas Tenenbaum, 18, c (who?)