Roster for Pittsburgh Pictures:

Catchers:

• 1065 Kofi Kingston, 28, c (309 G, -1.4 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1475 C-3PO, 26, c (287 G, 1.3 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1316 Holly Golightly, 29, 1b (456 G, 2.3 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1960 Peter Venkman, 22, 2b (66 G, -2.8 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1814 Rocky Balboa, 25, 3b (235 G, 5.0 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1431 Anya Amasova, 25, ss (277 G, -0.7 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1756 Linda Litzke, 24, ss (209 G, 1.2 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 1930 Egon Spengler, 23, lf (149 G, 0.1 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1916 Howard Beale, 22, lf (119 G, 0.9 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 932 Joe Haldeman, 29, cf (416 G, 0.3 DR/40, 5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1111 Maude Findlay, 31, rf (416 G, -0.1 DR/40, 7.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1870 Martin Q. Blank, 23, rf (44 G, -9.5 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40)

Starters:

• 902 Hannibal Lecter, 31, sp (222 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1002 Conrad Hilton, 29, sp (201 G, 4.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1073 Keyser Soze, 29, sp (154 G, 0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1057 George Abela, 28, mr (167 G, -3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1989 Tyler Durden, 23, mr (73 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1641 Jack Torrance, 27, rp (168 G, 1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1640 Jack D. Ripper, 27, rp (157 G, -1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1678 Meg White, 25, rp (101 G, 3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1971 Daniel Plainview, 23, rp (19 G, -5.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2037 Norman Uprichard, 18, rp (3 G, -13.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2113 Tony Hawk, 17, cf (who?)
• 2132 Phil Connors, 18, ss
• 2062 Chas Tenenbaum, 19, c (who?)
• 2083 Nicole Linkletter, 17, rp (who?)