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"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, sp, Stamford

Adele, rp, Seattle
Adolf von Baeyer, c, Stockholm
Adolfas Slezevicius, rf, Brussels
Adolph Coors, sp, Industry
Adriana Karembeu, sp, Milan
Aeris Gainsborough, rp, San Jose
Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
Aigars Kalvitis, cf, Los Angeles
Ak'shel, 1b, on waivers
Alan Alda, rp, Terra
Alan Dershowitz, rp, Terra
Albert Rust, rp, on waivers
Alex Delarge, cf, Pittsburgh
Alexander Pushkin, rp, Broadway
Alfred Fried, sp, Stockholm
Alfred P. Sloan, sp, Industry/Broadway/on waivers
Algisto Lorenzato, rp, Stamford
Ali Landry, c, Milan
Allen Cunningham, sp, Las Vegas
Allvar Gullstrand, cf, Stamford
Ally McBeal, lf, Dodge City/Seattle
Alphonse Laveran, rf, Stockholm
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, rp, Industry
Amber Valletta, 1b, Milan
Amedeo Amadei, 1b, Kratovo
Ana Beatriz Barros, c, Milan
Anatoly Karpov, sp, Las Vegas
Andrea Jung, rp, Industry
Andris Berzins, mr, Brussels
Andy Sipowicz, 3b, Brooklyn
Angelo Mortalli, rf, Terra
Anne McCaffrey, ss, Stockholm
Antal Szabo, sp, Industry/on waivers
Anya Amasova, ss, Pittsburgh
Aram Anni-Padda, rf, Terra
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 3b, Brooklyn
Arn Anderson, cf, Stamford/on waivers
Arnold Jackson, ss, Los Angeles/on waivers
Art Linkletter, lf, Halicarnassus
Arthur Carlson, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Arthur Curry, 2b, Terra

Bad News Brown, mr, Stamford
Barney Miller, lf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Barry Greenstein, rp, Las Vegas
Basil Fawlty, sp, Milan
Beck Hansen, rf, Milan
Benson DuBois, rf, Los Angeles
Bertie Peacock, ss, Kratovo
Bertolt Brecht, rp, Brooklyn
Billy Flynn, rf, on waivers
Blair Warner, rp, Los Angeles
Blinky, rp, Halicarnassus
Bob Dylan, 3b, Seattle
Brandon Flowers, cf, Seattle
Brooke Burns, c, Industry
Bruce Sterling, 3b, Brooklyn
Bruno Mars, mr, Stamford

C-3PO, c, Pittsburgh
Cait Sith, 3b, Los Angeles
Camillo Golgi, cf, Stockholm
Caravaggio, sp, Terra
Carla Tortelli, mr, Los Angeles
Carolyn Murphy, cf, on waivers
Casper the Friendly Ghost, sp, Halicarnassus
Catalin Predoiu, c, Brussels
Catherine Ironfist, sp, Terra
Celes Chere, rp, Dodge City/San Jose
Charles Antenen, cf, Kratovo
Charles de Lint, cf, Brooklyn
Charmander, 2b, Halicarnassus
Chas Tenenbaum, c, Pittsburgh
Chip Delany, rp, Brooklyn
Chris Harrison, ss, Halicarnassus
Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan
Christie Brinkley, rf, Milan
Christopher Isherwood, 3b, on waivers
Cid Highwind, lf, San Jose
Claudia Schiffer, mr, Milan
Cliff Clavin, rp, Los Angeles
Cloud Strife, ss, San Jose
Clyde, rf, Los Angeles
Cole Sear, ss, Brooklyn
Colin Mochrie, mr, on waivers
Connie Willis, mr, Dodge City/on waivers
Conrad Hilton, sp, Pittsburgh
Crash Bandicoot, 1b, San Jose
Crono, 2b, Terra

D'Lo Brown, 3b, Stamford
D.W. Griffith, cf, on waivers
Daisy Fuentes, 1b, Los Angeles
Daniel Plainview, rp, Pittsburgh
Danielle Lloyd, lf, Milan
Danilo Turk, mr, Brussels
Dannii Minogue, 1b, Stockholm
Dario Fo, lf, Broadway
Dave Thomas, sp, Industry
David Berkowitz, cf, Las Vegas
David Henry Hwang, lf, Brussels
Denise Richards, sp, Milan
Dexter Holland, ss, Milan
Diana of Themyscira, c, Terra
Diane Chambers, rf, Los Angeles
Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose
Dobie Gillis, rf, Las Vegas
Don Francisco, c, Kratovo
Donald Trump, 1b, Broadway/on waivers
Dorothy, 2b, San Jose
Dorothy "Tootie" Ramsey, 3b, Los Angeles
Doug Martsch, 2b, Broadway
Douglas Adams, rp, Brooklyn
Doyle Brunson, sp, Las Vegas
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 2b, Stamford
Dr. Johnny Fever, c, Los Angeles
Dr. Robert Hartley, mr, on waivers

E. Theodor Kocher, lf, Stockholm
ED-209, rp, Las Vegas
Eddie Vedder, ss, Stamford
Edgar Kaplan, c, on waivers
Edgar Pangborn, rp, Stamford
Edna Garrett, 2b, Los Angeles
Egon Spengler, lf, Pittsburgh
El Greco, sp, Terra
Elio Di Rupo, cf, Brussels
Elizabeth Arden, rp, Industry
Elizabeth Hurley, 2b, Milan
Elle Macpherson, rp, Milan
Elmer Rice, ss, Broadway
Elsa Benitez, mr, Milan
Enda Kenny, ss, Seattle
Enrico Fermi, 3b, Stamford
Eric Clapton, rf, Seattle
Eric Frank Russell, rp, Kratovo
Eric Rodwell, lf, Las Vegas
Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, sp, Stockholm
Ernst Stojaspal, lf, Kratovo
Erwin Ballabio, rp, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, rp, Stockholm
Eugene Debs, c, on waivers
Evan Dando, ss, Seattle

F. Lee Bailey, rp, Dodge City
Face, 1b, Halicarnassus
Faith Herbert, cf, Pittsburgh
Fall-From-Grace, mr, on waivers
Famke Janssen, rp, Milan
Federico Garcia Lorca, cf, Broadway
Felix Frankfurter, sp, Los Angeles
Ferenc Puskas, cf, Kratovo
Fiona Apple, sp, Seattle
Fiona Volpe, mr, Las Vegas
Flavor Flav, rp, Halicarnassus
Flea, c, Seattle
Florida Evans, rp, on waivers
Frances Bean Cobain, sp, Halicarnassus/on waivers
Frank Serpico, 2b, Dodge City
Fred Gitelman, 3b, on waivers
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, rf, Industry
Frederick Louis Maytag, 3b, Brooklyn
Friedrich Schiller, mr, Broadway
Friedrich Weyerhauser, 3b, Industry

Gaear Grimsrud, mr, Las Vegas
Gene Wolfe, rp, Kratovo
George "The Animal" Steele, rp, Stamford
George Abela, mr, Pittsburgh
George Burns, mr, Terra
Giampiero Boniperti, ss, Kratovo
Gilad Anni-Padda, lf, Terra
Giorgio Belladonna, ss, Las Vegas
Giorgio Borg Olivier, ss, Dodge City
Giosue Carducci, rp, San Jose/on waivers
Gisele Bundchen, sp, Milan
Glen David Brin, ss, Brooklyn
Gloria Allred, rp, Las Vegas
Goran Persson, 3b, Brussels
Gorilla Monsoon, 2b, Stamford
Grand Duchess Charlotte, sp, Dodge City
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 1b, Stamford
Greg Bear, mr, Seattle
Griswold the Blacksmith, rf, Broadway
Guglielmo Marconi, 3b, Stockholm
Guy Fieri, rp, Halicarnassus
Gyula Grosics, sp, Kratovo
Gyula Szengeller, 3b, on waivers

Hal Clement, mr, Terra
Hannibal Lecter, sp, Pittsburgh
Hans Christian Hansen, 1b, Broadway
Harold Pinter, rf, Broadway
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, cf, Brussels
Helmut Rahn, ss, Kratovo
Henri Becquerel, ss, Stockholm
Henri Moissan, 1b, Brussels
Henry J. Kaiser, 2b, Industry
Hilary Rhoda, lf, Stamford
Holly Golightly, 1b, Pittsburgh
Howard Beale, lf, Pittsburgh
Howard Schenken, 2b, Las Vegas
Howard Waldrop, rp, Brooklyn

Iain Banks, ss, Brooklyn
Ignacio Achucarro, c, Kratovo
Inky, rf, Halicarnassus
Irina Shayk, 3b, Milan
Ivan Pavlov, cf, Stockholm
Ivar Anni-Padda, rf, Terra

J. Willard Marriott, mr, Kratovo
Jack Boniface, 3b, Dodge City
Jack D. Ripper, rp, Pittsburgh
Jack McCoy, rf, Dodge City
Jack Torrance, rp, Pittsburgh
Jack Tripper, cf, Los Angeles
Jack Williamson, 1b, on waivers
Jacky Munaron, rp, Kratovo/on waivers
Jaheira, 3b, Dodge City
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, sp, Seattle
James Gunn, c, Pittsburgh
James Howlett, cf, Terra
Jamie Foxx, rp, Terra
Jan Fischer, lf, Halicarnassus
Janet Wood, rf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Jaret Reddick, mr, Los Angeles
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, rf, Brooklyn/Industry
Jaslene Gonzalez, rp, Los Angeles
Jason Alexander, rp, on waivers
Jason Miller, 3b, Brooklyn
Jean Anouilh, 3b, Kratovo
Jean-Luc Dehaene, c, Brussels
Jed Clampett, ss, Las Vegas
Jeff Meckstroth, cf, Las Vegas
Jeff Rubens, 3b, Las Vegas
Jennifer Marlowe, rp, on waivers
Jenny Lewis, sp, Las Vegas
Jerry Lewis, mr, Terra
Jewel Kilcher, sp, on waivers
Jigglypuff, mr, San Jose
Jill Valentine, sp, San Jose
Jim Lange, rp, Broadway
Jimi Hendrix, 1b, Seattle
Jimmy Hoffa, rp, Industry
Jiri Paroubek, lf, Brussels
Jo Polniaczek, 1b, Los Angeles
Joan D. Vinge, cf, Brooklyn
Joan Rivers, rp, on waivers
Joe Haldeman, cf, Pittsburgh
Joe Musashi, cf, Los Angeles
Joe Orton, c, Broadway
John Anderson, c, Halicarnassus
John Davidson, sp, Halicarnassus
John Fletcher, rp, Broadway
John Henson, rp, Las Vegas
John Krizel, rf, Broadway/Broadway
John Madden, rp, on waivers
John Millington Synge, c, Brussels
John Murray Forbes, 2b, Los Angeles
John Nash, sp, Stockholm
John Swanson, rf, Las Vegas
Johnnie Cochran, rp, Stamford
Johnny 5, 1b, Terra
Johnny Ramone, rp, Kratovo
Jon Stewart, sp, Terra
Jonas Grumby, sp, Las Vegas
Jose Echegaray, rp, on waivers
Joseph Pistone, 2b, Dodge City
Juliana Hatfield, 2b, Brooklyn
Julie Chen, ss, Halicarnassus

Kal-El, 2b, Terra
Kalidasa, rp, Broadway
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, sp, Kratovo
Kate Moss, ss, Milan
Kate Upton, rp, Industry
Kathy Ireland, c, San Jose
Kelley Deal, sp, Seattle
Ken Ober, rp, Halicarnassus
Ken Starr, rp, Dodge City
Kennedy, 1b, Halicarnassus
Kevin Pollak, mr, Halicarnassus
Keyser Soze, sp, Pittsburgh
Kien "Bossman" Chen, lf, Milan
Kim Gordon, rp, Seattle
Kim Pine, rp, Seattle
Kim Stanley Robinson, c, Brooklyn
King Christian X, rp, Brussels/on waivers
King Dedede, 2b, San Jose
King Frederik IX, sp, Broadway/Industry
King Gustaf V, rp, Las Vegas
King Karl XIV Johan, rp, Brussels
King Karl XV, rp, Brussels
King Leopold I, rp, Brussels
King Leopold II, rp, on waivers
Kit Woolsey, 1b, Dodge City
Kofi Kingston, c, Pittsburgh
Kurt Schmied, rp, on waivers
Kylie Bisutti, 2b, Milan
Kyra Collins, cf, Halicarnassus/on waivers

Lara Stone, lf, Halicarnassus
Larry Niven, mr, Stamford
Laurynas Stankevicius, lf, Brussels
Layne Staley, rf, Kratovo/on waivers
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, rf, Kratovo
Leonidas da Silva, 2b, Broadway
Lily Aldridge, lf, on waivers
Lily Allen, mr, Halicarnassus
Linda Litzke, ss, Pittsburgh
Lisa Loeb, rp, Seattle
Lisa Snowdon, cf, Milan
Liu Wen, sp, Milan
Loknar the Last Orion, 3b, on waivers
Lorraine Hansberry, lf, Broadway
Louis Beel, cf, Brussels
Louis Brandeis, sp, Dodge City
Lucas Papademos, lf, Halicarnassus

Magus, 3b, San Jose
Malcolm Crowe, mr, Halicarnassus
Marcel Luske, rp, Las Vegas
Marcia Clark, rp, Dodge City
Margaret Atwood, mr, Brooklyn
Marge Gunderson, rf, Dodge City
Margot Tenenbaum, 1b, on waivers
Mariano Rajoy, 2b, Brussels
Marie Curie, ss, on waivers
Mario Monti, ss, Brussels
Mark Henry, lf, Stamford
Mark Walberg, sp, on waivers
Martin Q. Blank, rf, Pittsburgh
Martin Riggs, lf, Seattle
Mary Kay Ash, rp, Industry
Mary McAleese, sp, Broadway
Mathias Sindelar, 2b, on waivers
Maude Findlay, rf, Seattle
Max Factor, rp, Industry
Max Morlock, ss, Los Angeles
Meg White, rp, Pittsburgh
Mega Man X, rp, on waivers
Melvin Purvis, ss, Dodge City
Meta Knight, 2b, San Jose
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, cf, San Jose
Michael D. Higgins, mr, Brussels
Michael Rosenberg, 1b, Las Vegas
Michelle Branch, rp, Seattle
Mog, cf, Seattle
Mork, sp, Los Angeles
Mother Teresa, sp, Stockholm
Mr. Perfect, cf, on waivers

Nandor Hidegkuti, rf, Kratovo
Natalia Vodianova, rp, Dodge City
Natalie Green, cf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Nei, rf, San Jose
Neil Simon, c, Broadway
Nikola Tesla, 1b, Industry
Norm Peterson, rp, Los Angeles
Norman Uprichard, rp, Kratovo

Octavia Butler, lf, Brooklyn/on waivers
Officer Lockstock, 1b, Las Vegas
Oldrich Nejedly, lf, on waivers
Oliver Goldsmith, lf, on waivers
Ororo Iqadi T'Challa, c, Terra
Orson Scott Card, rp, Brooklyn
Orville Wright, lf, Industry
Outback Jack, rp, on waivers

Padma Lakshmi, sp, on waivers
Pal Schmitt, sp, Brussels
Paul Ehrlich, lf, Stockholm
Paul Samuelson, mr, Stockholm
Pedro Passos Coelho, rf, Kratovo
Perry Mason, cf, Dodge City
Peter Pender, c, Las Vegas
Peter Stanchek, 3b, Terra
Peter Venkman, 2b, Pittsburgh
Phil Seleski, ss, Terra
Philibert Smellinckx, c, Brooklyn
Pierre Curie, rf, Stockholm
Piers Anthony Jacob, lf, Stockholm
Pieter Zeeman, 2b, Stockholm
Pikachu, 3b, San Jose
Pinky, rf, Halicarnassus
Piotr Rasputin, 2b, Halicarnassus

Queen Wilhelmina, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers

Rachel Hunter, rp, Milan
Randall Garrett, mr, Brooklyn
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, sp, Brussels
Ray Kroc, ss, Industry
Rebecca Howe, rp, Los Angeles
Red XIII, lf, San Jose
Relm Arrowny, rp, San Jose
Repo Man, 2b, Stamford
Rhoda Morgenstern, sp, Industry
Ric Flair, sp, Stamford
Ricardo Zamora, sp, Kratovo/on waivers
Richard Warren Sears, lf, Industry
Richard Willstatter, cf, on waivers
Richie Cunningham, sp, Seattle
Robert Jonquet, c, Stamford
Robert Kardashian, rp, Dodge City
Robert Sheckley, rp, Brooklyn
Robert Sherwood, lf, Dodge City
Rocky Balboa, 3b, Pittsburgh
Roland Pryzbylewski, 3b, Dodge City
Roque Maspoli, sp, Brooklyn
Rostam Batmanglij, 2b, Seattle
Royal Tenenbaum, sp, Los Angeles
Rudolph Eucken, rp, Stockholm
Rusty Hardin, rp, Dodge City
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, sp, Broadway
Rydia of Mist, sp, Seattle
Ryu Hayabusa, rf, San Jose

S. Truett Cathy, lf, Brooklyn/on waivers
Sam Malone, sp, Los Angeles
Samuel Goldwyn, sp, Dodge City
Sandro Botticelli, sp, Terra
Sauli Niinisto, sp, Brussels
Savio Vega, 1b, Stamford
Schala, sp, San Jose
Scott Pilgrim, 1b, Seattle/Dodge City
Scott Weiland, 2b, Pittsburgh
Sean O'Casey, 2b, Broadway
Selita Ebanks, 2b, Milan
Selma Lagerlof, rp, Stockholm
Sephiroth, lf, San Jose
Shannan Click, 2b, Milan
Silvio Piola, ss, Kratovo
Simeon Sakskoburggotski, ss, Brussels
Slash, lf, Pittsburgh
Squirtle, lf, San Jose
Stacy Keibler, cf, Stamford
Stephen Stills, ss, Seattle
Steve Harvey, rp, Halicarnassus
Stick Stickly, 3b, Halicarnassus
Sugar Ray Leonard, sp, Halicarnassus
Super Crazy, rp, Stamford
Svante Arrhenius, 3b, Stockholm
Svatopluk Pluskal, 2b, Kratovo
Sylvester Stallone, rp, Broadway

T. S. Eliot, rp, Stockholm
Tanya Adams, rf, Dodge City
Tarek Sadek, lf, Las Vegas
Tassos Papadopoulos, ss, Broadway
Terra Branford, sp, San Jose
Terry Pratchett, 3b, Brooklyn
The British Bulldog, c, Dodge City/Kratovo/on waivers
The Rock, rf, Stamford
The Undertaker, lf, Stamford/on waivers
Theodore Richards, c, on waivers
Tila Tequila, 3b, Stamford
Tim Powers, rf, Brooklyn
Tintoretto, sp, Terra
Tobias Asser, sp, Stockholm
Tom Disch, sp, Stockholm
Trish Stratus, ss, Dodge City
Troy McClure, rp, Broadway
Turgay Seren, rp, Dodge City
Tyler Durden, mr, Pittsburgh

Umaro, 1b, San Jose

Venus Flytrap, rp, on waivers
Vernor Vinge, 3b, on waivers
Victor Hugo, sp, Broadway
Vincent Valentine, sp, San Jose/Kratovo
Vinnie Barbarino, rp, Industry
Vinny Gambini, cf, on waivers

Walt Disney, ss, Industry
Walter Jon Williams, lf, Brooklyn
Walter Reuther, cf, Industry
Walter Sobchak, c, on waivers
Walter Zeman, sp, Kratovo
Ward Moore, 2b, Brooklyn
Whoopi Goldberg, rp, Terra
Wilbur Wright, cf, Industry
Wilf Mannion, ss, on waivers
Wilhelm Roentgen, 1b, Seattle
Wiliam Saroyan, rp, on waivers
Will Keith Kellogg, 3b, Broadway
William Butler Yeats, rp, Stockholm
William Inge, ss, Broadway
William Randolph Hearst, ss, Industry
William Wrigley Jr., mr, Industry
Wolfgang Schussel, ss, Brussels
Woody Boyd, lf, Los Angeles
Wrinkly Kong, cf, Halicarnassus

Yoshi, sp, San Jose
Yuffie Kisaragi, sp, San Jose

Zack de la Rocha, c, Seattle
Zero, cf, Kratovo
Zhelyu Zhelev, mr, Brussels/Brussels

By position

Catchers

Adolf von Baeyer, Stockholm
Ali Landry, Milan
Ana Beatriz Barros, Milan
Brooke Burns, Industry
C-3PO, Pittsburgh
Catalin Predoiu, Brussels
Chas Tenenbaum, Pittsburgh
Diana of Themyscira, Terra
Don Francisco, Kratovo
Dr. Johnny Fever, Los Angeles
Edgar Kaplan, on waivers
Eugene Debs, on waivers
Flea, Seattle
Ignacio Achucarro, Kratovo
James Gunn, Pittsburgh
Jean-Luc Dehaene, Brussels
Joe Orton, Broadway
John Anderson, Halicarnassus
John Millington Synge, Brussels
Kathy Ireland, San Jose
Kim Stanley Robinson, Brooklyn
Kofi Kingston, Pittsburgh
Neil Simon, Broadway
Ororo Iqadi T'Challa, Terra
Peter Pender, Las Vegas
Philibert Smellinckx, Brooklyn
Robert Jonquet, Stamford
The British Bulldog, Dodge City/Kratovo/on waivers
Theodore Richards, on waivers
Walter Sobchak, on waivers
Zack de la Rocha, Seattle

First Basemen

Ak'shel, on waivers
Amber Valletta, Milan
Amedeo Amadei, Kratovo
Crash Bandicoot, San Jose
Daisy Fuentes, Los Angeles
Dannii Minogue, Stockholm
Donald Trump, Broadway/on waivers
Face, Halicarnassus
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, Stamford
Hans Christian Hansen, Broadway
Henri Moissan, Brussels
Holly Golightly, Pittsburgh
Jack Williamson, on waivers
Jimi Hendrix, Seattle
Jo Polniaczek, Los Angeles
Johnny 5, Terra
Kennedy, Halicarnassus
Kit Woolsey, Dodge City
Margot Tenenbaum, on waivers
Michael Rosenberg, Las Vegas
Nikola Tesla, Industry
Officer Lockstock, Las Vegas
Savio Vega, Stamford
Scott Pilgrim, Seattle/Dodge City
Umaro, San Jose
Wilhelm Roentgen, Seattle

Second Basemen

Arthur Curry, Terra
Charmander, Halicarnassus
Crono, Terra
Dorothy, San Jose
Doug Martsch, Broadway
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., Stamford
Edna Garrett, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Hurley, Milan
Frank Serpico, Dodge City
Gorilla Monsoon, Stamford
Henry J. Kaiser, Industry
Howard Schenken, Las Vegas
John Murray Forbes, Los Angeles
Joseph Pistone, Dodge City
Juliana Hatfield, Brooklyn
Kal-El, Terra
King Dedede, San Jose
Kylie Bisutti, Milan
Leonidas da Silva, Broadway
Mariano Rajoy, Brussels
Mathias Sindelar, on waivers
Meta Knight, San Jose
Peter Venkman, Pittsburgh
Pieter Zeeman, Stockholm
Piotr Rasputin, Halicarnassus
Repo Man, Stamford
Rostam Batmanglij, Seattle
Scott Weiland, Pittsburgh
Sean O'Casey, Broadway
Selita Ebanks, Milan
Shannan Click, Milan
Svatopluk Pluskal, Kratovo
Ward Moore, Brooklyn

Third Basemen

Andy Sipowicz, Brooklyn
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, Brooklyn
Bob Dylan, Seattle
Bruce Sterling, Brooklyn
Cait Sith, Los Angeles
Christopher Isherwood, on waivers
D'Lo Brown, Stamford
Dorothy "Tootie" Ramsey, Los Angeles
Enrico Fermi, Stamford
Fred Gitelman, on waivers
Frederick Louis Maytag, Brooklyn
Friedrich Weyerhauser, Industry
Goran Persson, Brussels
Guglielmo Marconi, Stockholm
Gyula Szengeller, on waivers
Irina Shayk, Milan
Jack Boniface, Dodge City
Jaheira, Dodge City
Jason Miller, Brooklyn
Jean Anouilh, Kratovo
Jeff Rubens, Las Vegas
Loknar the Last Orion, on waivers
Magus, San Jose
Peter Stanchek, Terra
Pikachu, San Jose
Rocky Balboa, Pittsburgh
Roland Pryzbylewski, Dodge City
Stick Stickly, Halicarnassus
Svante Arrhenius, Stockholm
Terry Pratchett, Brooklyn
Tila Tequila, Stamford
Vernor Vinge, on waivers
Will Keith Kellogg, Broadway

Shortstops

Anne McCaffrey, Stockholm
Anya Amasova, Pittsburgh
Arnold Jackson, Los Angeles/on waivers
Bertie Peacock, Kratovo
Chris Harrison, Halicarnassus
Cloud Strife, San Jose
Cole Sear, Brooklyn
Dexter Holland, Milan
Eddie Vedder, Stamford
Elmer Rice, Broadway
Enda Kenny, Seattle
Evan Dando, Seattle
Giampiero Boniperti, Kratovo
Giorgio Belladonna, Las Vegas
Giorgio Borg Olivier, Dodge City
Glen David Brin, Brooklyn
Helmut Rahn, Kratovo
Henri Becquerel, Stockholm
Iain Banks, Brooklyn
Jed Clampett, Las Vegas
Julie Chen, Halicarnassus
Kate Moss, Milan
Linda Litzke, Pittsburgh
Marie Curie, on waivers
Mario Monti, Brussels
Max Morlock, Los Angeles
Melvin Purvis, Dodge City
Phil Seleski, Terra
Ray Kroc, Industry
Silvio Piola, Kratovo
Simeon Sakskoburggotski, Brussels
Stephen Stills, Seattle
Tassos Papadopoulos, Broadway
Trish Stratus, Dodge City
Walt Disney, Industry
Wilf Mannion, on waivers
William Inge, Broadway
William Randolph Hearst, Industry
Wolfgang Schussel, Brussels

Left Fielders

Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
Ally McBeal, Dodge City/Seattle
Art Linkletter, Halicarnassus
Barney Miller, Los Angeles/on waivers
Cid Highwind, San Jose
Danielle Lloyd, Milan
Dario Fo, Broadway
David Henry Hwang, Brussels
E. Theodor Kocher, Stockholm
Egon Spengler, Pittsburgh
Eric Rodwell, Las Vegas
Ernst Stojaspal, Kratovo
Gilad Anni-Padda, Terra
Hilary Rhoda, Stamford
Howard Beale, Pittsburgh
Jan Fischer, Halicarnassus
Jiri Paroubek, Brussels
Kien "Bossman" Chen, Milan
Lara Stone, Halicarnassus
Laurynas Stankevicius, Brussels
Lily Aldridge, on waivers
Lorraine Hansberry, Broadway
Lucas Papademos, Halicarnassus
Mark Henry, Stamford
Martin Riggs, Seattle
Octavia Butler, Brooklyn/on waivers
Oldrich Nejedly, on waivers
Oliver Goldsmith, on waivers
Orville Wright, Industry
Paul Ehrlich, Stockholm
Piers Anthony Jacob, Stockholm
Red XIII, San Jose
Richard Warren Sears, Industry
Robert Sherwood, Dodge City
S. Truett Cathy, Brooklyn/on waivers
Sephiroth, San Jose
Slash, Pittsburgh
Squirtle, San Jose
Tarek Sadek, Las Vegas
The Undertaker, Stamford/on waivers
Walter Jon Williams, Brooklyn
Woody Boyd, Los Angeles

Center Fielders

Aigars Kalvitis, Los Angeles
Alex Delarge, Pittsburgh
Allvar Gullstrand, Stamford
Arn Anderson, Stamford/on waivers
Brandon Flowers, Seattle
Camillo Golgi, Stockholm
Carolyn Murphy, on waivers
Charles Antenen, Kratovo
Charles de Lint, Brooklyn
D.W. Griffith, on waivers
David Berkowitz, Las Vegas
Elio Di Rupo, Brussels
Faith Herbert, Pittsburgh
Federico Garcia Lorca, Broadway
Ferenc Puskas, Kratovo
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Brussels
Ivan Pavlov, Stockholm
Jack Tripper, Los Angeles
James Howlett, Terra
Jeff Meckstroth, Las Vegas
Joan D. Vinge, Brooklyn
Joe Haldeman, Pittsburgh
Joe Musashi, Los Angeles
Kyra Collins, Halicarnassus/on waivers
Lisa Snowdon, Milan
Louis Beel, Brussels
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, San Jose
Mog, Seattle
Mr. Perfect, on waivers
Natalie Green, Los Angeles/on waivers
Perry Mason, Dodge City
Richard Willstatter, on waivers
Stacy Keibler, Stamford
Vinny Gambini, on waivers
Walter Reuther, Industry
Wilbur Wright, Industry
Wrinkly Kong, Halicarnassus
Zero, Kratovo

Right Fielders

Adolfas Slezevicius, Brussels
Alphonse Laveran, Stockholm
Angelo Mortalli, Terra
Aram Anni-Padda, Terra
Beck Hansen, Milan
Benson DuBois, Los Angeles
Billy Flynn, on waivers
Christie Brinkley, Milan
Clyde, Los Angeles
Diane Chambers, Los Angeles
Dobie Gillis, Las Vegas
Eric Clapton, Seattle
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, Industry
Griswold the Blacksmith, Broadway
Harold Pinter, Broadway
Inky, Halicarnassus
Ivar Anni-Padda, Terra
Jack McCoy, Dodge City
Janet Wood, Los Angeles/on waivers
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, Brooklyn/Industry
John Krizel, Broadway/Broadway
John Swanson, Las Vegas
Layne Staley, Kratovo/on waivers
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, Kratovo
Marge Gunderson, Dodge City
Martin Q. Blank, Pittsburgh
Maude Findlay, Seattle
Nandor Hidegkuti, Kratovo
Nei, San Jose
Pedro Passos Coelho, Kratovo
Pierre Curie, Stockholm
Pinky, Halicarnassus
Ryu Hayabusa, San Jose
Tanya Adams, Dodge City
The Rock, Stamford
Tim Powers, Brooklyn

Starting Pitchers

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Stamford
Adolph Coors, Industry
Adriana Karembeu, Milan
Alfred Fried, Stockholm
Alfred P. Sloan, Industry/Broadway/on waivers
Allen Cunningham, Las Vegas
Anatoly Karpov, Las Vegas
Antal Szabo, Industry/on waivers
Arthur Carlson, Los Angeles/on waivers
Basil Fawlty, Milan
Caravaggio, Terra
Casper the Friendly Ghost, Halicarnassus
Catherine Ironfist, Terra
Conrad Hilton, Pittsburgh
Dave Thomas, Industry
Denise Richards, Milan
Doyle Brunson, Las Vegas
El Greco, Terra
Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, Stockholm
Felix Frankfurter, Los Angeles
Fiona Apple, Seattle
Frances Bean Cobain, Halicarnassus/on waivers
Gisele Bundchen, Milan
Grand Duchess Charlotte, Dodge City
Gyula Grosics, Kratovo
Hannibal Lecter, Pittsburgh
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Seattle
Jenny Lewis, Las Vegas
Jewel Kilcher, on waivers
Jill Valentine, San Jose
John Davidson, Halicarnassus
John Nash, Stockholm
Jon Stewart, Terra
Jonas Grumby, Las Vegas
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Kratovo
Kelley Deal, Seattle
Keyser Soze, Pittsburgh
King Frederik IX, Broadway/Industry
Liu Wen, Milan
Louis Brandeis, Dodge City
Mark Walberg, on waivers
Mary McAleese, Broadway
Mork, Los Angeles
Mother Teresa, Stockholm
Padma Lakshmi, on waivers
Pal Schmitt, Brussels
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, Brussels
Rhoda Morgenstern, Industry
Ric Flair, Stamford
Ricardo Zamora, Kratovo/on waivers
Richie Cunningham, Seattle
Roque Maspoli, Brooklyn
Royal Tenenbaum, Los Angeles
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Broadway
Rydia of Mist, Seattle
Sam Malone, Los Angeles
Samuel Goldwyn, Dodge City
Sandro Botticelli, Terra
Sauli Niinisto, Brussels
Schala, San Jose
Sugar Ray Leonard, Halicarnassus
Terra Branford, San Jose
Tintoretto, Terra
Tobias Asser, Stockholm
Tom Disch, Stockholm
Victor Hugo, Broadway
Vincent Valentine, San Jose/Kratovo
Walter Zeman, Kratovo
Yoshi, San Jose
Yuffie Kisaragi, San Jose

Middle Relievers

Andris Berzins, Brussels
Bad News Brown, Stamford
Bruno Mars, Stamford
Carla Tortelli, Los Angeles
Claudia Schiffer, Milan
Colin Mochrie, on waivers
Connie Willis, Dodge City/on waivers
Danilo Turk, Brussels
Dr. Robert Hartley, on waivers
Elsa Benitez, Milan
Fall-From-Grace, on waivers
Fiona Volpe, Las Vegas
Friedrich Schiller, Broadway
Gaear Grimsrud, Las Vegas
George Abela, Pittsburgh
George Burns, Terra
Greg Bear, Seattle
Hal Clement, Terra
J. Willard Marriott, Kratovo
Jaret Reddick, Los Angeles
Jerry Lewis, Terra
Jigglypuff, San Jose
Kevin Pollak, Halicarnassus
Larry Niven, Stamford
Lily Allen, Halicarnassus
Malcolm Crowe, Halicarnassus
Margaret Atwood, Brooklyn
Michael D. Higgins, Brussels
Paul Samuelson, Stockholm
Randall Garrett, Brooklyn
Tyler Durden, Pittsburgh
William Wrigley Jr., Industry
Zhelyu Zhelev, Brussels/Brussels

Relief Pitchers

Adele, Seattle
Aeris Gainsborough, San Jose
Alan Alda, Terra
Alan Dershowitz, Terra
Albert Rust, on waivers
Alexander Pushkin, Broadway
Algisto Lorenzato, Stamford
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, Industry
Andrea Jung, Industry
Barry Greenstein, Las Vegas
Bertolt Brecht, Brooklyn
Blair Warner, Los Angeles
Blinky, Halicarnassus
Celes Chere, Dodge City/San Jose
Chip Delany, Brooklyn
Chrissy Teigen, Milan
Cliff Clavin, Los Angeles
Daniel Plainview, Pittsburgh
Diddy Kong, San Jose
Douglas Adams, Brooklyn
ED-209, Las Vegas
Edgar Pangborn, Stamford
Elizabeth Arden, Industry
Elle Macpherson, Milan
Eric Frank Russell, Kratovo
Erwin Ballabio, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, Stockholm
F. Lee Bailey, Dodge City
Famke Janssen, Milan
Flavor Flav, Halicarnassus
Florida Evans, on waivers
Gene Wolfe, Kratovo
George "The Animal" Steele, Stamford
Giosue Carducci, San Jose/on waivers
Gloria Allred, Las Vegas
Guy Fieri, Halicarnassus
Howard Waldrop, Brooklyn
Jack D. Ripper, Pittsburgh
Jack Torrance, Pittsburgh
Jacky Munaron, Kratovo/on waivers
Jamie Foxx, Terra
Jaslene Gonzalez, Los Angeles
Jason Alexander, on waivers
Jennifer Marlowe, on waivers
Jim Lange, Broadway
Jimmy Hoffa, Industry
Joan Rivers, on waivers
John Fletcher, Broadway
John Henson, Las Vegas
John Madden, on waivers
Johnnie Cochran, Stamford
Johnny Ramone, Kratovo
Jose Echegaray, on waivers
Kalidasa, Broadway
Kate Upton, Industry
Ken Ober, Halicarnassus
Ken Starr, Dodge City
Kim Gordon, Seattle
Kim Pine, Seattle
King Christian X, Brussels/on waivers
King Gustaf V, Las Vegas
King Karl XIV Johan, Brussels
King Karl XV, Brussels
King Leopold I, Brussels
King Leopold II, on waivers
Kurt Schmied, on waivers
Lisa Loeb, Seattle
Marcel Luske, Las Vegas
Marcia Clark, Dodge City
Mary Kay Ash, Industry
Max Factor, Industry
Meg White, Pittsburgh
Mega Man X, on waivers
Michelle Branch, Seattle
Natalia Vodianova, Dodge City
Norm Peterson, Los Angeles
Norman Uprichard, Kratovo
Orson Scott Card, Brooklyn
Outback Jack, on waivers
Queen Wilhelmina, Los Angeles/on waivers
Rachel Hunter, Milan
Rebecca Howe, Los Angeles
Relm Arrowny, San Jose
Robert Kardashian, Dodge City
Robert Sheckley, Brooklyn
Rudolph Eucken, Stockholm
Rusty Hardin, Dodge City
Selma Lagerlof, Stockholm
Steve Harvey, Halicarnassus
Super Crazy, Stamford
Sylvester Stallone, Broadway
T. S. Eliot, Stockholm
Troy McClure, Broadway
Turgay Seren, Dodge City
Venus Flytrap, on waivers
Vinnie Barbarino, Industry
Whoopi Goldberg, Terra
Wiliam Saroyan, on waivers
William Butler Yeats, Stockholm