Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 1750 Robert Jonquet, 23, c (83 G, 2.4 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1763 Savio Vega, 24, 1b (174 G, -0.1 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2059 Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 21, 1b (89 G, 1.7 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1094 Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 30, 2b (463 G, 1.1 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40)
• 1810 Gorilla Monsoon, 22, 2b (89 G, -4.8 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1052 Enrico Fermi, 32, 3b (499 G, 1.5 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1800 D'Lo Brown, 23, 3b (59 G, -2.2 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1662 Eddie Vedder, 27, ss (280 G, 2.4 DR/40, 7.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 724 Ahmed Johnson, 31, lf (566 G, -0.3 DR/40, 8.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1713 Stacy Keibler, 26, cf (232 G, -5.1 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1884 Allvar Gullstrand, 23, cf (63 G, -2.4 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1786 The Rock, 25, rf (220 G, -3.7 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1482 Ric Flair, 27, sp (161 G, 8.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1394 Grand Duchess Charlotte, 29, sp (159 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1877 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 22, sp (80 G, 6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1507 Bad News Brown, 27, mr (146 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1025 Algisto Lorenzato, 28, rp (230 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1691 George "The Animal" Steele, 25, rp (159 G, 1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1665 Johnnie Cochran, 26, rp (149 G, 7.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1642 Edgar Pangborn, 24, rp (101 G, -1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2034 Super Crazy, 21, rp (38 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2104 Faarooq, 21, rf (7 G, -11.4 DR/40, -19.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2150 Scotty 2 Hotty, 18, 3b (who?)
• 1982 Repo Man, 19, 2b (who?)
• 2093 Grand Master Sexay, 21, rf (who?)
• 2112 Gangrel, 21, rf (who?)