Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 1750 Robert Jonquet, 22, c (43 G, 2.4 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1763 Savio Vega, 23, 1b (146 G, -0.4 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2059 Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 20, 1b (44 G, 1.9 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1094 Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 29, 2b (415 G, 1.2 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40)
• 1810 Gorilla Monsoon, 21, 2b (70 G, -5.6 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1052 Enrico Fermi, 31, 3b (461 G, 1.9 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 916 Tila Tequila, 30, 3b (452 G, 2.3 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1662 Eddie Vedder, 26, ss (239 G, 2.2 DR/40, 7.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 724 Ahmed Johnson, 30, lf (526 G, 0.2 DR/40, 8.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1713 Stacy Keibler, 25, cf (187 G, -4.2 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1884 Allvar Gullstrand, 22, cf (28 G, -7.4 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1786 The Rock, 24, rf (174 G, -2.2 DR/40, 5.0 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1482 Ric Flair, 26, sp (141 G, 9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1877 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 21, sp (60 G, 3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 964 Larry Niven, 30, mr (251 G, -0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1519 Bruno Mars, 27, mr (151 G, -1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1507 Bad News Brown, 26, mr (125 G, -4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1025 Algisto Lorenzato, 27, rp (209 G, 5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1691 George "The Animal" Steele, 24, rp (135 G, -2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1665 Johnnie Cochran, 25, rp (127 G, 4.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2034 Super Crazy, 20, rp (21 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 992 Hilary Rhoda, 28, lf (151 G, -1.3 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1642 Edgar Pangborn, 23, rp (85 G, -1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1800 D'Lo Brown, 22, 3b (18 G, 0.9 DR/40, -14.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1895 Mark Henry, 19, lf (who?)
• 1982 Repo Man, 18, 2b (who?)