Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 1875 Dr. Johnny Fever, 23, c (192 G, 2.0 DR/40, 8.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1827 John Murray Forbes, 23, 2b (175 G, 0.3 DR/40, 9.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2123 Ricky Stratton, 19, 3b (23 G, -3.1 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40)
• 2096 Webster Long, 20, 3b (15 G, -2.1 DR/40, -16.8 OR/40)
• 1108 Silvio Piola, 28, ss (365 G, 3.1 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1961 Jo Polniaczek, 20, ss (43 G, -4.7 DR/40, -10.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2138 Sally Young, 17, ss (11 G, -0.4 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1915 Aigars Kalvitis, 22, lf (96 G, -2.2 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2064 Stephen Stills, 19, cf (10 G, -0.8 DR/40, -10.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1926 Benson DuBois, 23, rf (137 G, -5.1 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2092 Alex P. Keaton, 21, rf (41 G, -1.0 DR/40, -9.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2080 Clyde, 18, rf (36 G, 0.0 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1957 Felix Frankfurter, 22, sp (51 G, -13.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2054 Sam Malone, 22, sp (35 G, -13.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2019 Royal Tenenbaum, 18, sp (12 G, -22.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 2017 Carla Tortelli, 21, mr (42 G, -13.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2148 Mike Seaver, 18, mr (14 G, -8.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2023 Cliff Clavin, 21, rp (40 G, -2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2076 Norm Peterson, 18, rp (36 G, -21.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2011 Rebecca Howe, 18, rp (35 G, -26.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2069 Jaslene Gonzalez, 18, rp (20 G, 3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1923 Edna Garrett, 20, ss (111 G, -4.8 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1921 Dorothy "Tootie" Ramsey, 19, 3b (52 G, -14.5 DR/40, -9.6 OR/40)
• 2085 Maxwell Anderson, 18, sp (who?)
• 2072 Iain Banks, 18, ss (who?)
• 2015 Diane Chambers, 18, cf (who?)