Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 1875 Dr. Johnny Fever, 22, c (144 G, 1.8 DR/40, 7.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1838 Daisy Fuentes, 23, 1b (125 G, 2.1 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1961 Jo Polniaczek, 19, 1b (37 G, -3.6 DR/40, -10.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1827 John Murray Forbes, 22, 2b (131 G, 0.0 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1923 Edna Garrett, 19, 2b (79 G, -3.9 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1921 Dorothy "Tootie" Ramsey, 18, 3b (41 G, -14.6 DR/40, -10.8 OR/40)
• 1986 Cait Sith, 18, 3b (21 G, -3.6 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 2065 Woody Boyd, 19, lf (21 G, -1.9 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1771 Joe Musashi, 23, cf (116 G, -1.7 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1915 Aigars Kalvitis, 21, cf (53 G, -3.1 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1926 Benson DuBois, 22, rf (92 G, -8.4 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2080 Clyde, 17, rf (9 G, 0.0 DR/40, -9.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1957 Felix Frankfurter, 21, sp (36 G, -11.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1965 Mork, 21, sp (35 G, -8.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2054 Sam Malone, 21, sp (16 G, -16.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 2017 Carla Tortelli, 20, mr (23 G, -15.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1985 Jaret Reddick, 18, mr (8 G, -14.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1999 Blair Warner, 18, rp (41 G, -16.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2011 Rebecca Howe, 17, rp (20 G, -31.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2023 Cliff Clavin, 20, rp (17 G, 3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2076 Norm Peterson, 17, rp (12 G, -22.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2019 Royal Tenenbaum, 17, sp (who?)
• 1942 Max Morlock, 18, ss (who?)
• 1976 Jack Tripper, 18, cf (who?)
• 2069 Jaslene Gonzalez, 17, rp (who?)
• 2015 Diane Chambers, 17, rf (who?)