Roster for Broadway Wrights:

Catchers:

• 1483 Neil Simon, 29, c (414 G, 1.6 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2075 Joe Orton, 22, c (44 G, 2.2 DR/40, 13.8 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1802 Hans Christian Hansen, 24, 1b (266 G, 2.0 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1749 Sean O'Casey, 23, 2b (101 G, 0.2 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1339 Jaheira, 31, 3b (469 G, -0.6 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40)
• 1661 William Inge, 27, ss (360 G, 0.9 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2000 Elmer Rice, 23, ss (62 G, 3.2 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1679 Dario Fo, 25, lf (324 G, 0.7 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1001 Jeff Meckstroth, 31, cf (475 G, 7.1 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1844 Federico Garcia Lorca, 22, cf (170 G, -0.4 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1398 Harold Pinter, 28, rf (467 G, 5.5 DR/40, 4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1072 Griswold the Blacksmith, 30, rf (415 G, -5.8 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40)

Starters:

• 672 Mary McAleese, 33, sp (294 G, 9.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1692 Victor Hugo, 25, sp (151 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1427 Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 29, mr (170 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1686 Friedrich Schiller, 27, mr (164 G, -3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 867 Kim Gordon, 32, rp (355 G, 8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 866 Jim Lange, 33, rp (351 G, 9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1115 Troy McClure, 30, rp (252 G, 5.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1705 Alexander Pushkin, 26, rp (182 G, 10.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2060 Kalidasa, 20, rp (30 G, 8.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1714 John Fletcher, 26, rp (106 G, -7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1819 Pal Schmitt, 22, sp (56 G, -12.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2121 Harvey Fierstein, 18, rf (who?)
• 2230 Archibald MacLeish, 18, 2b (who?)
• 2109 Ghost of Christmas Future, 21, 2b (who?)