Roster for Broadway Wrights:

Catchers:

• 1483 Neil Simon, 28, c (378 G, 1.6 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1802 Hans Christian Hansen, 23, 1b (221 G, 1.7 DR/40, -5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1370 Doug Martsch, 27, 2b (298 G, 0.5 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1749 Sean O'Casey, 22, 2b (60 G, -0.4 DR/40, -7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1339 Jaheira, 30, 3b (425 G, -0.2 DR/40, 4.8 OR/40)
• 1661 William Inge, 26, ss (313 G, -0.1 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2000 Elmer Rice, 22, ss (28 G, 3.1 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1119 Lorraine Hansberry, 27, lf (311 G, -2.2 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1679 Dario Fo, 24, lf (279 G, 1.2 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1001 Jeff Meckstroth, 30, cf (446 G, 8.0 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1398 Harold Pinter, 27, rf (419 G, 5.7 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1072 Griswold the Blacksmith, 29, rf (395 G, -6.1 DR/40, 6.8 OR/40)

Starters:

• 672 Mary McAleese, 32, sp (277 G, 9.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1692 Victor Hugo, 24, sp (130 G, 2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1427 Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 28, mr (149 G, 5.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1686 Friedrich Schiller, 26, mr (146 G, -4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 866 Jim Lange, 32, rp (330 G, 9.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1115 Troy McClure, 29, rp (220 G, 4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1705 Alexander Pushkin, 25, rp (157 G, 10.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1714 John Fletcher, 25, rp (105 G, -7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2060 Kalidasa, 19, rp (13 G, 0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1844 Federico Garcia Lorca, 21, cf (140 G, -0.2 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2121 Harvey Fierstein, 17, rf (who?)
• 2109 Ghost of Christmas Future, 20, 2b (who?)
• 2075 Joe Orton, 21, c (who?)
• 2152 Gerhart Hauptmann, 20, rf (who?)