Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 1750 Robert Jonquet, 25, c (168 G, 2.5 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1763 Savio Vega, 26, 1b (237 G, -0.4 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2059 Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 23, 1b (183 G, 3.3 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1810 Gorilla Monsoon, 24, 2b (132 G, -3.3 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1982 Repo Man, 21, 2b (43 G, 2.6 DR/40, 3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1800 D'Lo Brown, 25, 3b (146 G, -3.4 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1662 Eddie Vedder, 29, ss (363 G, 2.2 DR/40, 7.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 724 Ahmed Johnson, 33, lf (648 G, -0.8 DR/40, 8.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2150 Scotty 2 Hotty, 20, lf (41 G, -3.3 DR/40, 5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1713 Stacy Keibler, 28, cf (328 G, -4.8 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1786 The Rock, 27, rf (309 G, -4.7 DR/40, 7.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2104 Faarooq, 23, rf (82 G, -5.1 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1482 Ric Flair, 29, sp (199 G, 8.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1394 Grand Duchess Charlotte, 31, sp (183 G, 3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1877 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 24, sp (118 G, 4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2309 Hunter Hearst Helmsley, 21, sp (20 G, -8.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1025 Algisto Lorenzato, 30, rp (289 G, 5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1691 George "The Animal" Steele, 27, rp (204 G, 3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1665 Johnnie Cochran, 28, rp (184 G, 3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1642 Edgar Pangborn, 26, rp (128 G, -2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2034 Super Crazy, 23, rp (77 G, -2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2235 Michelle McCool, 21, sp (26 G, -14.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2241 Shawn Michaels, 18, sp (who?)
• 2093 Grand Master Sexay, 23, lf (who?)
• 2198 John Bradshaw Layfield, 20, c (who?)
• 2217 Rikishi, 18, ss (who?)