Roster for Stamford Jobbers:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 2059 Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 24, 1b (225 G, 2.9 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 1810 Gorilla Monsoon, 25, 2b (165 G, -3.3 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 1982 Repo Man, 22, 2b (86 G, 0.0 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 2380 Banjo, 20, 2b (10 G, -6.0 DR/40, 7.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 1800 D'Lo Brown, 26, 3b (190 G, -3.2 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 724 Ahmed Johnson, 34, lf (686 G, -0.7 DR/40, 8.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 2150 Scotty 2 Hotty, 21, lf (87 G, -2.1 DR/40, 7.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 2093 Grand Master Sexay, 24, lf (9 G, -1.8 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 2323 Horace Rumpole, 21, cf (12 G, -19.7 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 1786 The Rock, 28, rf (353 G, -5.7 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 2104 Faarooq, 24, rf (117 G, -6.1 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 1394 Grand Duchess Charlotte, 32, sp (201 G, 3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 1847 Adele, 24, sp (105 G, -4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2309 Hunter Hearst Helmsley, 22, sp (41 G, -8.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2235 Michelle McCool, 22, sp (34 G, -13.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2241 Shawn Michaels, 19, sp (6 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
Relievers:
- 2347 Chyna, 20, mr (21 G, -34.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 1642 Edgar Pangborn, 27, rp (148 G, -4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2290 Rose Nylund, 20, rp (47 G, 0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2330 Evelyn Mulwray, 21, rp (7 G, -6.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 2376 Chuck Palumbo, 17, 1b (who?)
- 2308 Vernon Jordan, 18, rp (who?)
- 2337 Mikulas Dzurinda, 17, rf (who?)
- 2217 Rikishi, 19, ss (who?)
- 2357 Billy Gunn, 17, 1b (who?)