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SimBase Players, Year 22

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"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, sp, Stamford/Los Angeles

ALF, c, Los Angeles
Adaora, rp, Milan
Adele, sp, Dodge City/Stamford
Adolf von Baeyer, c, Stockholm
Adolfas Slezevicius, rf, Halicarnassus/Broadway
Adriana Karembeu, sp, Milan
Aeris Gainsborough, rp, San Jose
Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
Aileen Osofsky, c, Las Vegas
Alan Dershowitz, rp, Dodge City
Alex P. Keaton, lf, Los Angeles
Alexander Pushkin, rp, Broadway
Alexis Carrel, cf, Stockholm
Algirdas Brazauskas, rf, Brussels/Stockholm
Algisto Lorenzato, rp, Stamford/on waivers
Allen Cunningham, sp, Las Vegas
Allvar Gullstrand, cf, Pittsburgh
Alphonse Laveran, rf, Stockholm
Alucard, ss, San Jose
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, rp, Industry
Amber Valletta, 1b, Los Angeles
Amedeo Amadei, 1b, Dodge City
Anatoly Karpov, sp, Las Vegas
Andrea Jung, rp, Industry
Andris Berzins, mr, Brussels
Andy Sipowicz, 3b, on waivers
Angela Hayes, rp, Pittsburgh
Angelo Mortalli, rf, Acton
Anne McCaffrey, ss, on waivers
Annie Duke, rp, Las Vegas
Anya Amasova, ss, Pittsburgh
Aphra Behn, lf, Broadway
Archibald MacLeish, 2b, Broadway
Aristide Briand, sp, on waivers
Arshile Gorky, sp, Acton
Arthur Curry, 2b, on waivers
Avril Lavigne, sp, Seattle

B.A. Baracus, 2b, Acton
Balki Bartokomous, sp, Los Angeles
Banjo, 2b, San Jose/Stamford
Basil Fawlty, sp, Pittsburgh
Beck Hansen, rf, Seattle/on waivers
Benson DuBois, rf, Los Angeles
Berry Westra, rp, Las Vegas
Bertie Peacock, ss, Stockholm
Bill Root, ss, Las Vegas
Billy Gunn, 1b, Stamford
Blanche Devereaux, rp, Los Angeles
Bob Dylan, 3b, Seattle
Bobby Goldman, c, Las Vegas
Boo, rp, Halicarnassus
Brandon Flowers, cf, Seattle/on waivers
Brian Platnick, 2b, Las Vegas
Brooke Burns, c, Dodge City
Buttercup, 1b, Brooklyn

Camillo Golgi, cf, Seattle
Carlos Jose Castilho, rp, Kratovo
Carolyn Janice Cherry, 1b, Brooklyn
Casper the Friendly Ghost, sp, Halicarnassus
Catalin Predoiu, 1b, Seattle
Celes Chere, rp, San Jose
Chanel Iman, 1b, Milan
Charles Antenen, cf, Acton
Charles Glover Barkla, 3b, Los Angeles
Charles Richet, rf, Stockholm
Charles de Lint, cf, Brooklyn
Charmander, 2b, Halicarnassus
Chop Chop Master Onion, cf, San Jose
Chris Harrison, ss, Halicarnassus/on waivers
Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan
Chuck Palumbo, 1b, Stamford
Chyna, mr, Stamford
Cid Highwind, lf, Industry
Cintia Dicker, c, Milan
Claudia Schiffer, mr, Industry
Cloud Strife, ss, San Jose
Clyde, lf, Los Angeles
Conrad Schlumberger, sp, Industry
Crash Bandicoot, 1b, Brussels/Stockholm
Cuthbert Binns, 1b, Halicarnassus

D'Lo Brown, 3b, Stamford
Dani Evans, cf, Milan
Danny Branchflower, c, Kratovo
Daria Werbowy, mr, Milan
Dario Fo, lf, Broadway
Darunia, sp, San Jose
Dave Thomas, rp, Industry/on waivers
David Gerrold, rp, Brooklyn
David Henry Hwang, lf, Brussels
David Roosevelt Bunch, mr, Brooklyn
Derrick Bell, rp, Milan
Diana of Themyscira, 3b, on waivers
Diane Chambers, cf, Los Angeles
Dick Loudon, sp, Los Angeles
Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, rp, Seattle
Dorothy Zbornak, sp, Los Angeles
Douglas Adams, rp, Brooklyn
Dr. Johnny Fever, c, Kratovo
Duke Nukem, rp, San Jose

E. Theodor Kocher, lf, Stockholm
ED-209, rp, Las Vegas
Eddie Vedder, ss, Stamford/Dodge City
Edgar Clogg, lf, on waivers
Edgar Pangborn, rp, Stamford
Edmund Exley, rf, Dodge City
Edna Garrett, ss, Los Angeles
Egon Spengler, lf, Pittsburgh
El Greco, sp, Acton
Elizabeth Arden, rp, Industry
Elizabeth Lynn, sp, Brooklyn
Elle Macpherson, rp, Dodge City
Elmer Rice, ss, Broadway
Elyse Taylor, 3b, Milan
Enda Kenny, ss, Seattle/on waivers
Epona, ss, San Jose
Eric Clapton, lf, Seattle
Eric Frank Russell, rp, Kratovo
Eric Kokish, c, Las Vegas
Estee Lauder, rp, Stockholm
Evan Dando, ss, Seattle
Evelyn Mulwray, rp, Pittsburgh/Stamford

Faarooq, rf, Stamford
Face, 1b, Broadway
Famke Janssen, rp, Milan
Federico Garcia Lorca, cf, Broadway
Felix Frankfurter, sp, on waivers
Ferenc Puskas, cf, Kratovo
Fezzik, ss, Pittsburgh
Fiona Apple, sp, Seattle
Flea, c, Stockholm
Francois Hollande, sp, on waivers
Frank Serpico, 2b, on waivers
Frank Wedekind, 1b, Broadway
Franz Pelikan, rp, on waivers
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, c, Industry
Frederick Louis Maytag, 1b, Kratovo
Frederick Soddy, c, Stockholm
Friedrich Schiller, mr, Broadway
Friedrich Weyerhauser, 3b, Industry

Gareth Peirce, mr, Los Angeles/Broadway
Geoff Hampson, lf, Las Vegas
George "The Animal" Steele, rp, Stamford/Dodge City
George Abela, mr, Pittsburgh
George Burns, mr, Acton
George R.R. Martin, 2b, on waivers
Georgi Parvanov, sp, on waivers
Ghost of Christmas Future, 2b, Halicarnassus
Ghost of Christmas Past, cf, Halicarnassus
Ghost of Christmas Present, sp, Halicarnassus
Gil Merrick, sp, Kratovo
Gilad Anni-Padda, lf, Acton
Giorgio Belladonna, ss, Las Vegas
Giorgio Borg Olivier, 2b, Dodge City
Gloria Allred, rp, Las Vegas
Goran Persson, 3b, Brussels
Gorilla Monsoon, 2b, Stamford
Grand Duchess Charlotte, sp, Stamford
Grand Master Sexay, lf, Stamford
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 1b, Stamford
Greg Bear, mr, Seattle
Gregory Benford, ss, Brooklyn
Griswold the Blacksmith, rf, San Jose
Guglielmo Marconi, 3b, Stockholm
Gustaf Dalen, cf, Seattle
Guy Fieri, rp, on waivers
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, sp, Kratovo
Gyula Grosics, sp, Kratovo

Hal Clement, mr, Acton
Hannibal Lecter, sp, Pittsburgh
Hans Christian Hansen, 1b, Broadway
Harold Pinter, rf, Broadway
Harry Weston, lf, Los Angeles
Harvey Fierstein, rf, Broadway
Heike Kamerlingh Onnes, 2b, on waivers
Helena Christensen, cf, Milan
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, cf, Brussels
Helmut Rahn, ss, Kratovo
Henri Becquerel, ss, Stockholm
Henri Moissan, 1b, Brussels
Henry Bessemer, rp, on waivers
Henry Flagler, 1b, Industry
Henry Ford, sp, Industry
Henry J. Kaiser, 2b, Industry
Hikaru Sulu, mr, Acton
Holly Golightly, 1b, Pittsburgh
Holly Weber, rp, Milan
Horace Rumpole, cf, Dodge City/Stamford
Hornswoggle, sp, Los Angeles
Horst Seehofer, mr, on waivers
Howard Beale, rf, Pittsburgh
Howard Schenken, 2b, Las Vegas
Howard Waldrop, sp, Brooklyn
Hunter Hearst Helmsley, sp, Stamford

Inigo Montoya, mr, Pittsburgh
Inky, rf, Halicarnassus
Ira Corn, rf, Las Vegas
Irina Shayk, 3b, Milan
Irving Picard, rp, Dodge City
Italo Calvino, lf, Brooklyn
Ivan Pavlov, cf, Stockholm
Ivar Anni-Padda, cf, Acton
Ivor Broadis, cf, Kratovo

Jack D. Ripper, rp, Pittsburgh
Jack Finney, c, Brooklyn
Jack Kelsey, rp, Kratovo/Stockholm
Jack McCoy, lf, Dodge City
Jackie Mason, rp, Acton
Jaheira, 3b, on waivers
Jaime Sommers, cf, Milan
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, sp, Stockholm/Seattle
Jake Gittes, mr, Pittsburgh
James Francis Ryan, mr, on waivers
James Howlett, lf, Acton
James White, 3b, Brooklyn
Jamie Foxx, rp, Acton
Janos Ader, sp, Brussels
Jaslene Gonzalez, rp, Los Angeles
Jean Anouilh, 3b, Kratovo
Jean-Marc Ayrault, c, Brussels
Jeff Meckstroth, cf, on waivers
Jeff Rubens, 3b, Las Vegas
Jigglypuff, mr, Industry
Jim Lange, rp, Broadway/on waivers
Jimi Hendrix, 1b, Seattle
Jo Polniaczek, ss, Los Angeles
Joanna Krupa, ss, Milan
Joe Musashi, c, Seattle
Joe Orton, c, Broadway
Johannes Stark, 3b, Stockholm
John Anderson, c, Halicarnassus
John Bradshaw Layfield, c, Stamford
John Diamond, cf, Pittsburgh
John Fletcher, rp, Broadway/on waivers
John Henson, rp, Las Vegas
John Millington Synge, c, on waivers
John Murray Forbes, 2b, Los Angeles
John Osborne, 1b, Broadway
John Patrick Shanley, rp, Broadway/San Jose
John Swanson, rf, Las Vegas
Johnnie Cochran, rp, Stamford/Dodge City
Johnny 5, 1b, Acton
Jon Stewart, sp, Acton
Jose Raul Capablanca, sp, Las Vegas
Joseph Dredd, 1b, Dodge City
Julie Henderson, rp, Milan
Julio Musimessi, mr, Kratovo

Kal-El, 2b, Acton
Kalidasa, rp, Pittsburgh
Karen Joy Fowler, rp, Brooklyn
Karlie Kloss, ss, Milan
Karolos Papoulias, sp, Brussels
Kate Moss, ss, Acton
Kate Upton, rp, Industry
Kathy Ireland, c, San Jose
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, rf, Brussels/Seattle
Keith Laumer, cf, on waivers
Kelley Deal, sp, Milan
Ken Ober, rp, Halicarnassus
Ken Starr, sp, Dodge City
Kim Pine, rp, Seattle
King Boo, cf, Halicarnassus
King Dedede, 2b, San Jose
King Edward VIII, rp, Seattle/on waivers
King Frederik IX, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
King Gustaf V, rp, Brussels
King Karl XIV Johan, rp, Brussels
King Leopold I, rp, Brussels
Kingsley Amis, 2b, on waivers
Kofi Kingston, c, on waivers
Kylie Bisutti, rf, on waivers

Lara Croft, sp, Pittsburgh
Lara Stone, lf, Halicarnassus
Laszlo Kover, mr, Brussels
Laurynas Stankevicius, lf, Brussels
Layne Flack, rp, Las Vegas
Learned Hand, sp, Dodge City
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, lf, Kratovo
Leon Bourgeois, sp, on waivers
Lester Burnham, 3b, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Lily Allen, mr, Halicarnassus
Linda Litzke, ss, Pittsburgh
Lisa Snowdon, cf, Milan
Liu Wen, sp, Milan
Louis Beel, cf, Brussels
Louis Brandeis, sp, Dodge City
Lucas Papademos, lf, Seattle

Marcel Luske, rp, Las Vegas
Marcel Schlumberger, mr, Industry
Marcia Clark, rp, Dodge City/on waivers
Margaret Atwood, mr, Seattle/Kratovo
Mariano Rajoy, 2b, Brussels
Mario Monti, rf, Brussels
Mark Lair, 3b, Las Vegas
Mars Homeworld, mr, Seattle
Marshall Miles, lf, Las Vegas
Marshall Skadden, rp, Brooklyn
Martha Minow, rp, on waivers
Martin Q. Blank, rf, Pittsburgh
Martin Riggs, lf, Dodge City
Marvin Miller, 2b, Industry
Mary Kay Ash, rp, Industry
Mary McAleese, sp, Broadway
Maude Findlay, rf, Pittsburgh
Maurice Maeterlinck, sp, Halicarnassus
Max von Laue, 2b, Stockholm
Meg White, rp, on waivers
Michael Bloomberg, 2b, Industry
Michael D. Higgins, mr, Brussels/on waivers
Michael McDermott, c, Pittsburgh
Michael Rosenberg, 1b, Las Vegas
Michelle McCool, sp, Stamford
Mihai-Razvan Ungureanu, 1b, Brussels
Mike Seaver, mr, Los Angeles
Mike Shinoda, 1b, Seattle
Mikulas Dzurinda, rf, Brussels/Stamford
Moaning Myrtle, rp, Halicarnassus
Mother Teresa, sp, Stockholm/Brussels
Mr. Belvedere, 3b, Los Angeles

Nadja Auermann, lf, Milan
Nandor Hidegkuti, 1b, Kratovo
Natalia Vodianova, rp, Broadway
Neal Stephenson, sp, Brooklyn
Nearly Headless Nick, rp, Halicarnassus
Neil Gaiman, 2b, Brooklyn
Neil Simon, c, on waivers
Nicole Linkletter, rp, Kratovo
Nigel Tufnel, 2b, on waivers
Niki Taylor, mr, Milan
Nikola Tesla, 1b, Industry
Norm Peterson, rp, on waivers

Obdulio Varela, ss, Kratovo
Oliver Wendell Holmes, mr, Brooklyn
Ororo Iqadi T'Challa, c, Acton
Orson Scott Card, rp, Seattle
Oswaldo da Silva, rf, Kratovo

Pal Schmitt, mr, Broadway
Panagiotis Pikrammenos, c, Brussels
Parappa the Rapper, 1b, San Jose
Pat Murphy, rp, Brooklyn
Paul Heyse, rp, Stockholm
Paul Myron Linebarger, c, Brooklyn
Paul Samuelson, mr, Stockholm
Peeves, c, Halicarnassus
Perry Mason, cf, Dodge City
Peter Pender, c, on waivers
Peter Venkman, 2b, Pittsburgh
Philibert Smellinckx, c, on waivers
Phineas Taylor Barnum, rf, Industry
Piers Anthony Jacob, lf, Stockholm/on waivers
Pieter Zeeman, 2b, Stockholm/Brussels
Pikachu, 3b, San Jose
Piotr Rasputin, 2b, on waivers
Prince Humperdinck, mr, Pittsburgh
Punky Brewster, rp, Los Angeles

Rachel Hunter, rp, Milan
Rachel Summers, 1b, Acton
Randall Garrett, mr, Dodge City
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, sp, Brussels
Ray Kroc, ss, Dodge City
Relm Arrowny, rp, San Jose
Repo Man, 2b, Stamford
Ric Flair, sp, Stamford/Dodge City
Richard Matheson, rp, Brooklyn
Richard Warren Sears, lf, Industry
Richie Cunningham, sp, Seattle
Ricky Stratton, 1b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Rikishi, ss, Stamford
Roald Dahl, sp, Brooklyn
Robert Barany, lf, Pittsburgh
Robert Jonquet, c, Halicarnassus
Rocky Balboa, 3b, Pittsburgh
Roland Pryzbylewski, c, Dodge City
Roque Maspoli, sp, Industry/on waivers
Rosco P. Coltrane, 1b, Stockholm
Rose Nylund, rp, Los Angeles/Stamford
Rosen Plevneliev, sp, Seattle
Rostam Batmanglij, 2b, Seattle
Rudolph Eucken, rp, Stockholm/Brussels
Rusty Hardin, rp, Dodge City
Ryu Hayabusa, rf, San Jose

Saleisha Stowers, rp, on waivers
Sally Young, ss, Los Angeles
Sam Malone, sp, Los Angeles
Samuel Goldwyn, sp, on waivers
Sandro Botticelli, mr, San Jose
Sara Keirsten Quin, rp, Seattle
Sarah McLachlan, rp, Seattle
Saria, 2b, San Jose
Sauli Niinisto, sp, Brussels
Savio Vega, 1b, Stamford/Brussels
Schala, sp, San Jose
Scott Pilgrim, 3b, Dodge City
Scotty 2 Hotty, lf, Stamford
Sean O'Casey, 2b, Broadway
Selita Ebanks, 2b, on waivers
Selma Lagerlof, rp, Stockholm
Sephiroth, lf, San Jose
Shannan Click, 2b, Milan
Shawn Michaels, sp, Stamford
Silvio Piola, ss, Acton/Seattle/on waivers
Simeon Sakskoburggotski, ss, Brussels
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, rf, Dodge City
Slash, rf, Seattle
Slimer, ss, Halicarnassus
Snoopy, cf, on waivers
Solid Snake, 1b, San Jose
Sophia Petrillo, rp, Los Angeles
Sophie Sumner, mr, on waivers
Space Ghost, lf, Halicarnassus
Spock, sp, Acton
Spyro the Dragon, 2b, San Jose
Squirtle, lf, San Jose
Srboljub Krivokuca, sp, Los Angeles
Stacy Keibler, cf, Stamford/on waivers
Stanley Matthews, 3b, Kratovo
Stephen Stills, lf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Steve Harvey, rp, Halicarnassus
Stick Stickly, 3b, Stockholm/Kratovo
Stjepan Bobek, 2b, Kratovo
Sugar Ray Leonard, sp, Broadway
Sunny Funny, sp, on waivers
Super Crazy, rp, on waivers
Susan Glaspell, lf, Broadway
Svante Arrhenius, 3b, Stockholm
Svatopluk Pluskal, 2b, Kratovo
Sven Axbom, ss, Kratovo/Acton

T. S. Eliot, rp, Stockholm
Takao Konishi, cf, Acton
Tanith Lee, 3b, Brooklyn
Tarek Sadek, lf, Las Vegas
Teddy KGB, sp, Pittsburgh
Tegan Rain Quin, sp, San Jose
Templeton Peck, ss, Acton
Terra Branford, sp, Acton
Teyona Anderson, 1b, Milan
The Bloody Baron, sp, Halicarnassus
The Fat Friar, 1b, Halicarnassus
The Grey Lady, 3b, Halicarnassus
The Rock, rf, Stamford
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, ss, Halicarnassus
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., rf, Brooklyn
Thurgood Marshall, sp, Dodge City
Tintoretto, sp, Acton
Tobias Asser, sp, Stockholm
Tom Dwan, rp, Las Vegas
Tomas Balcazar Gonzalez, lf, Brussels
Trish Stratus, ss, Dodge City
Troy McClure, rp, Broadway
Tyler Durden, mr, Pittsburgh

Umaro, 1b, San Jose/on waivers

Vernon Jordan, rp, Dodge City/Stamford
Victor Hugo, sp, Broadway
Vincent Valentine, mr, Kratovo
Vinz Clortho, sp, Halicarnassus
Viswanathan Anand, sp, on waivers
Vladimir Maslachenko, sp, Kratovo

Walt Disney, ss, Industry
Walter Reuther, cf, Industry
Walter Tevis, 2b, Brooklyn/on waivers
Walter Zeman, sp, Kratovo
Warren Buffett, 3b, Industry
Webster Long, 3b, Los Angeles
Westley, rp, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Whoopi Goldberg, rp, Acton
Will Hunting, 3b, Broadway
William Butler Yeats, rp, Stockholm
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, mr, Brooklyn
William Inge, ss, Broadway
William Randolph Hearst, 3b, Industry
Williams Seward Burroughs, 3b, Brooklyn
Willis Carrier, sp, Industry
Wolfgang Schussel, ss, Brooklyn
Wouter de Backer, 2b, Seattle
Wrinkly Kong, cf, on waivers

Yoshi, sp, San Jose

Zack de la Rocha, c, Industry
Zlatko Cajkovski, 2b, on waivers
Zoe Kravitz, lf, Milan

By position

Catchers

ALF, Los Angeles
Adolf von Baeyer, Stockholm
Aileen Osofsky, Las Vegas
Bobby Goldman, Las Vegas
Brooke Burns, Dodge City
Cintia Dicker, Milan
Danny Branchflower, Kratovo
Dr. Johnny Fever, Kratovo
Eric Kokish, Las Vegas
Flea, Stockholm
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, Industry
Frederick Soddy, Stockholm
Jack Finney, Brooklyn
Jean-Marc Ayrault, Brussels
Joe Musashi, Seattle
Joe Orton, Broadway
John Anderson, Halicarnassus
John Bradshaw Layfield, Stamford
John Millington Synge, on waivers
Kathy Ireland, San Jose
Kofi Kingston, on waivers
Michael McDermott, Pittsburgh
Neil Simon, on waivers
Ororo Iqadi T'Challa, Acton
Panagiotis Pikrammenos, Brussels
Paul Myron Linebarger, Brooklyn
Peeves, Halicarnassus
Peter Pender, on waivers
Philibert Smellinckx, on waivers
Robert Jonquet, Halicarnassus
Roland Pryzbylewski, Dodge City
Zack de la Rocha, Industry

First Basemen

Amber Valletta, Los Angeles
Amedeo Amadei, Dodge City
Billy Gunn, Stamford
Buttercup, Brooklyn
Carolyn Janice Cherry, Brooklyn
Catalin Predoiu, Seattle
Chanel Iman, Milan
Chuck Palumbo, Stamford
Crash Bandicoot, Brussels/Stockholm
Cuthbert Binns, Halicarnassus
Face, Broadway
Frank Wedekind, Broadway
Frederick Louis Maytag, Kratovo
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, Stamford
Hans Christian Hansen, Broadway
Henri Moissan, Brussels
Henry Flagler, Industry
Holly Golightly, Pittsburgh
Jimi Hendrix, Seattle
John Osborne, Broadway
Johnny 5, Acton
Joseph Dredd, Dodge City
Michael Rosenberg, Las Vegas
Mihai-Razvan Ungureanu, Brussels
Mike Shinoda, Seattle
Nandor Hidegkuti, Kratovo
Nikola Tesla, Industry
Parappa the Rapper, San Jose
Rachel Summers, Acton
Ricky Stratton, Los Angeles/on waivers
Rosco P. Coltrane, Stockholm
Savio Vega, Stamford/Brussels
Solid Snake, San Jose
Teyona Anderson, Milan
The Fat Friar, Halicarnassus
Umaro, San Jose/on waivers

Second Basemen

Archibald MacLeish, Broadway
Arthur Curry, on waivers
B.A. Baracus, Acton
Banjo, San Jose/Stamford
Brian Platnick, Las Vegas
Charmander, Halicarnassus
Frank Serpico, on waivers
George R.R. Martin, on waivers
Ghost of Christmas Future, Halicarnassus
Giorgio Borg Olivier, Dodge City
Gorilla Monsoon, Stamford
Heike Kamerlingh Onnes, on waivers
Henry J. Kaiser, Industry
Howard Schenken, Las Vegas
John Murray Forbes, Los Angeles
Kal-El, Acton
King Dedede, San Jose
Kingsley Amis, on waivers
Mariano Rajoy, Brussels
Marvin Miller, Industry
Max von Laue, Stockholm
Michael Bloomberg, Industry
Neil Gaiman, Brooklyn
Nigel Tufnel, on waivers
Peter Venkman, Pittsburgh
Pieter Zeeman, Stockholm/Brussels
Piotr Rasputin, on waivers
Repo Man, Stamford
Rostam Batmanglij, Seattle
Saria, San Jose
Sean O'Casey, Broadway
Selita Ebanks, on waivers
Shannan Click, Milan
Spyro the Dragon, San Jose
Stjepan Bobek, Kratovo
Svatopluk Pluskal, Kratovo
Walter Tevis, Brooklyn/on waivers
Wouter de Backer, Seattle
Zlatko Cajkovski, on waivers

Third Basemen

Andy Sipowicz, on waivers
Bob Dylan, Seattle
Charles Glover Barkla, Los Angeles
D'Lo Brown, Stamford
Diana of Themyscira, on waivers
Elyse Taylor, Milan
Friedrich Weyerhauser, Industry
Goran Persson, Brussels
Guglielmo Marconi, Stockholm
Irina Shayk, Milan
Jaheira, on waivers
James White, Brooklyn
Jean Anouilh, Kratovo
Jeff Rubens, Las Vegas
Johannes Stark, Stockholm
Lester Burnham, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Mark Lair, Las Vegas
Mr. Belvedere, Los Angeles
Pikachu, San Jose
Rocky Balboa, Pittsburgh
Scott Pilgrim, Dodge City
Stanley Matthews, Kratovo
Stick Stickly, Stockholm/Kratovo
Svante Arrhenius, Stockholm
Tanith Lee, Brooklyn
The Grey Lady, Halicarnassus
Warren Buffett, Industry
Webster Long, Los Angeles
Will Hunting, Broadway
William Randolph Hearst, Industry
Williams Seward Burroughs, Brooklyn

Shortstops

Alucard, San Jose
Anne McCaffrey, on waivers
Anya Amasova, Pittsburgh
Bertie Peacock, Stockholm
Bill Root, Las Vegas
Chris Harrison, Halicarnassus/on waivers
Cloud Strife, San Jose
Eddie Vedder, Stamford/Dodge City
Edna Garrett, Los Angeles
Elmer Rice, Broadway
Enda Kenny, Seattle/on waivers
Epona, San Jose
Evan Dando, Seattle
Fezzik, Pittsburgh
Giorgio Belladonna, Las Vegas
Gregory Benford, Brooklyn
Helmut Rahn, Kratovo
Henri Becquerel, Stockholm
Jo Polniaczek, Los Angeles
Joanna Krupa, Milan
Karlie Kloss, Milan
Kate Moss, Acton
Linda Litzke, Pittsburgh
Obdulio Varela, Kratovo
Ray Kroc, Dodge City
Rikishi, Stamford
Sally Young, Los Angeles
Silvio Piola, Acton/Seattle/on waivers
Simeon Sakskoburggotski, Brussels
Slimer, Halicarnassus
Sven Axbom, Kratovo/Acton
Templeton Peck, Acton
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Halicarnassus
Trish Stratus, Dodge City
Walt Disney, Industry
William Inge, Broadway
Wolfgang Schussel, Brooklyn

Left Fielders

Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
Alex P. Keaton, Los Angeles
Aphra Behn, Broadway
Cid Highwind, Industry
Clyde, Los Angeles
Dario Fo, Broadway
David Henry Hwang, Brussels
E. Theodor Kocher, Stockholm
Edgar Clogg, on waivers
Egon Spengler, Pittsburgh
Eric Clapton, Seattle
Geoff Hampson, Las Vegas
Gilad Anni-Padda, Acton
Grand Master Sexay, Stamford
Harry Weston, Los Angeles
Italo Calvino, Brooklyn
Jack McCoy, Dodge City
James Howlett, Acton
Lara Stone, Halicarnassus
Laurynas Stankevicius, Brussels
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, Kratovo
Lucas Papademos, Seattle
Marshall Miles, Las Vegas
Martin Riggs, Dodge City
Nadja Auermann, Milan
Piers Anthony Jacob, Stockholm/on waivers
Richard Warren Sears, Industry
Robert Barany, Pittsburgh
Scotty 2 Hotty, Stamford
Sephiroth, San Jose
Space Ghost, Halicarnassus
Squirtle, San Jose
Stephen Stills, Los Angeles/on waivers
Susan Glaspell, Broadway
Tarek Sadek, Las Vegas
Tomas Balcazar Gonzalez, Brussels
Zoe Kravitz, Milan

Center Fielders

Alexis Carrel, Stockholm
Allvar Gullstrand, Pittsburgh
Brandon Flowers, Seattle/on waivers
Camillo Golgi, Seattle
Charles Antenen, Acton
Charles de Lint, Brooklyn
Chop Chop Master Onion, San Jose
Dani Evans, Milan
Diane Chambers, Los Angeles
Federico Garcia Lorca, Broadway
Ferenc Puskas, Kratovo
Ghost of Christmas Past, Halicarnassus
Gustaf Dalen, Seattle
Helena Christensen, Milan
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Brussels
Horace Rumpole, Dodge City/Stamford
Ivan Pavlov, Stockholm
Ivar Anni-Padda, Acton
Ivor Broadis, Kratovo
Jaime Sommers, Milan
Jeff Meckstroth, on waivers
John Diamond, Pittsburgh
Keith Laumer, on waivers
King Boo, Halicarnassus
Lisa Snowdon, Milan
Louis Beel, Brussels
Perry Mason, Dodge City
Snoopy, on waivers
Stacy Keibler, Stamford/on waivers
Takao Konishi, Acton
Walter Reuther, Industry
Wrinkly Kong, on waivers

Right Fielders

Adolfas Slezevicius, Halicarnassus/Broadway
Algirdas Brazauskas, Brussels/Stockholm
Alphonse Laveran, Stockholm
Angelo Mortalli, Acton
Beck Hansen, Seattle/on waivers
Benson DuBois, Los Angeles
Charles Richet, Stockholm
Edmund Exley, Dodge City
Faarooq, Stamford
Griswold the Blacksmith, San Jose
Harold Pinter, Broadway
Harvey Fierstein, Broadway
Howard Beale, Pittsburgh
Inky, Halicarnassus
Ira Corn, Las Vegas
John Swanson, Las Vegas
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, Brussels/Seattle
Kylie Bisutti, on waivers
Mario Monti, Brussels
Martin Q. Blank, Pittsburgh
Maude Findlay, Pittsburgh
Mikulas Dzurinda, Brussels/Stamford
Oswaldo da Silva, Kratovo
Phineas Taylor Barnum, Industry
Ryu Hayabusa, San Jose
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, Dodge City
Slash, Seattle
The Rock, Stamford
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., Brooklyn

Starting Pitchers

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Stamford/Los Angeles
Adele, Dodge City/Stamford
Adriana Karembeu, Milan
Allen Cunningham, Las Vegas
Anatoly Karpov, Las Vegas
Aristide Briand, on waivers
Arshile Gorky, Acton
Avril Lavigne, Seattle
Balki Bartokomous, Los Angeles
Basil Fawlty, Pittsburgh
Casper the Friendly Ghost, Halicarnassus
Conrad Schlumberger, Industry
Darunia, San Jose
Dick Loudon, Los Angeles
Dorothy Zbornak, Los Angeles
El Greco, Acton
Elizabeth Lynn, Brooklyn
Felix Frankfurter, on waivers
Fiona Apple, Seattle
Francois Hollande, on waivers
Georgi Parvanov, on waivers
Ghost of Christmas Present, Halicarnassus
Gil Merrick, Kratovo
Grand Duchess Charlotte, Stamford
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, Kratovo
Gyula Grosics, Kratovo
Hannibal Lecter, Pittsburgh
Henry Ford, Industry
Hornswoggle, Los Angeles
Howard Waldrop, Brooklyn
Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Stamford
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Stockholm/Seattle
Janos Ader, Brussels
Jon Stewart, Acton
Jose Raul Capablanca, Las Vegas
Karolos Papoulias, Brussels
Kelley Deal, Milan
Ken Starr, Dodge City
King Frederik IX, Los Angeles/on waivers
Lara Croft, Pittsburgh
Learned Hand, Dodge City
Leon Bourgeois, on waivers
Liu Wen, Milan
Louis Brandeis, Dodge City
Mary McAleese, Broadway
Maurice Maeterlinck, Halicarnassus
Michelle McCool, Stamford
Mother Teresa, Stockholm/Brussels
Neal Stephenson, Brooklyn
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, Brussels
Ric Flair, Stamford/Dodge City
Richie Cunningham, Seattle
Roald Dahl, Brooklyn
Roque Maspoli, Industry/on waivers
Rosen Plevneliev, Seattle
Sam Malone, Los Angeles
Samuel Goldwyn, on waivers
Sauli Niinisto, Brussels
Schala, San Jose
Shawn Michaels, Stamford
Spock, Acton
Srboljub Krivokuca, Los Angeles
Sugar Ray Leonard, Broadway
Sunny Funny, on waivers
Teddy KGB, Pittsburgh
Tegan Rain Quin, San Jose
Terra Branford, Acton
The Bloody Baron, Halicarnassus
Thurgood Marshall, Dodge City
Tintoretto, Acton
Tobias Asser, Stockholm
Victor Hugo, Broadway
Vinz Clortho, Halicarnassus
Viswanathan Anand, on waivers
Vladimir Maslachenko, Kratovo
Walter Zeman, Kratovo
Willis Carrier, Industry
Yoshi, San Jose

Middle Relievers

Andris Berzins, Brussels
Chyna, Stamford
Claudia Schiffer, Industry
Daria Werbowy, Milan
David Roosevelt Bunch, Brooklyn
Friedrich Schiller, Broadway
Gareth Peirce, Los Angeles/Broadway
George Abela, Pittsburgh
George Burns, Acton
Greg Bear, Seattle
Hal Clement, Acton
Hikaru Sulu, Acton
Horst Seehofer, on waivers
Inigo Montoya, Pittsburgh
Jake Gittes, Pittsburgh
James Francis Ryan, on waivers
Jigglypuff, Industry
Julio Musimessi, Kratovo
Laszlo Kover, Brussels
Lily Allen, Halicarnassus
Marcel Schlumberger, Industry
Margaret Atwood, Seattle/Kratovo
Mars Homeworld, Seattle
Michael D. Higgins, Brussels/on waivers
Mike Seaver, Los Angeles
Niki Taylor, Milan
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Brooklyn
Pal Schmitt, Broadway
Paul Samuelson, Stockholm
Prince Humperdinck, Pittsburgh
Randall Garrett, Dodge City
Sandro Botticelli, San Jose
Sophie Sumner, on waivers
Tyler Durden, Pittsburgh
Vincent Valentine, Kratovo
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, Brooklyn

Relief Pitchers

Adaora, Milan
Aeris Gainsborough, San Jose
Alan Dershowitz, Dodge City
Alexander Pushkin, Broadway
Algisto Lorenzato, Stamford/on waivers
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, Industry
Andrea Jung, Industry
Angela Hayes, Pittsburgh
Annie Duke, Las Vegas
Berry Westra, Las Vegas
Blanche Devereaux, Los Angeles
Boo, Halicarnassus
Carlos Jose Castilho, Kratovo
Celes Chere, San Jose
Chrissy Teigen, Milan
Dave Thomas, Industry/on waivers
David Gerrold, Brooklyn
Derrick Bell, Milan
Diddy Kong, San Jose
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, Seattle
Douglas Adams, Brooklyn
Duke Nukem, San Jose
ED-209, Las Vegas
Edgar Pangborn, Stamford
Elizabeth Arden, Industry
Elle Macpherson, Dodge City
Eric Frank Russell, Kratovo
Estee Lauder, Stockholm
Evelyn Mulwray, Pittsburgh/Stamford
Famke Janssen, Milan
Franz Pelikan, on waivers
George "The Animal" Steele, Stamford/Dodge City
Gloria Allred, Las Vegas
Guy Fieri, on waivers
Henry Bessemer, on waivers
Holly Weber, Milan
Irving Picard, Dodge City
Jack D. Ripper, Pittsburgh
Jack Kelsey, Kratovo/Stockholm
Jackie Mason, Acton
Jamie Foxx, Acton
Jaslene Gonzalez, Los Angeles
Jim Lange, Broadway/on waivers
John Fletcher, Broadway/on waivers
John Henson, Las Vegas
John Patrick Shanley, Broadway/San Jose
Johnnie Cochran, Stamford/Dodge City
Julie Henderson, Milan
Kalidasa, Pittsburgh
Karen Joy Fowler, Brooklyn
Kate Upton, Industry
Ken Ober, Halicarnassus
Kim Pine, Seattle
King Edward VIII, Seattle/on waivers
King Gustaf V, Brussels
King Karl XIV Johan, Brussels
King Leopold I, Brussels
Layne Flack, Las Vegas
Marcel Luske, Las Vegas
Marcia Clark, Dodge City/on waivers
Marshall Skadden, Brooklyn
Martha Minow, on waivers
Mary Kay Ash, Industry
Meg White, on waivers
Moaning Myrtle, Halicarnassus
Natalia Vodianova, Broadway
Nearly Headless Nick, Halicarnassus
Nicole Linkletter, Kratovo
Norm Peterson, on waivers
Orson Scott Card, Seattle
Pat Murphy, Brooklyn
Paul Heyse, Stockholm
Punky Brewster, Los Angeles
Rachel Hunter, Milan
Relm Arrowny, San Jose
Richard Matheson, Brooklyn
Rose Nylund, Los Angeles/Stamford
Rudolph Eucken, Stockholm/Brussels
Rusty Hardin, Dodge City
Saleisha Stowers, on waivers
Sara Keirsten Quin, Seattle
Sarah McLachlan, Seattle
Selma Lagerlof, Stockholm
Sophia Petrillo, Los Angeles
Steve Harvey, Halicarnassus
Super Crazy, on waivers
T. S. Eliot, Stockholm
Tom Dwan, Las Vegas
Troy McClure, Broadway
Vernon Jordan, Dodge City/Stamford
Westley, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Whoopi Goldberg, Acton
William Butler Yeats, Stockholm